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owlgirl fembot/femanon feels th 157 KB PNG >>72306521 # 02/21/23(Tue)01:33:01 No.72306124 this a thread for femanons to post feels. >tfw no hot loyal bf >tfw too adhd and autistic to work >tfw will never be cute like stacy : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:42:04 No.72306229 : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:43:00 No.72306242 >iwn be a combination of a fembot and stacy at the same time >tfw frizzy hair >tfw my plants have gnats >tfw caffeine addiction : Anonymous >>72306124 (OP) # >tfw overworked >tfw full time uni and part time job >tfw second degree because art school didn't find me a job >tfw essay too hard. Not made any progress >tfw spend 20 minutes to make a delicious matcha late then wonder where the time has gone >tfw wish I was a 19th lady who could spend all day doing nothing, learning French and piano and reading books >tfw no one responds to my emails >tfw no time to put on makeup to look pretty 02/21/23(Tue)02:02:46 No.72306469 >tfw no good discord servers and no online friends >tfw shoes didn't fit and now I have to send them back >tfw no magical powers >tfw no time to play monster hunter >tfw the great butterstick of life churns on >>72306483 # >>72306495 # >>72306516 # >>72306521 # >>72306616 # >>72306659 #
owlgirl fembot/femanon feels th 157 KB PNG >>72306521 # 02/21/23(Tue)01:33:01 No.72306124 this a thread for femanons to post feels. >tfw no hot loyal bf >tfw too adhd and autistic to work >tfw will never be cute like stacy : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:42:04 No.72306229 : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)01:43:00 No.72306242 >iwn be a combination of a fembot and stacy at the same time >tfw frizzy hair >tfw my plants have gnats >tfw caffeine addiction : Anonymous >>72306124 (OP) # >tfw overworked >tfw full time uni and part time job >tfw second degree because art school didn't find me a job >tfw essay too hard. Not made any progress >tfw spend 20 minutes to make a delicious matcha late then wonder where the time has gone >tfw wish I was a 19th lady who could spend all day doing nothing, learning French and piano and reading books >tfw no one responds to my emails >tfw no time to put on makeup to look pretty 02/21/23(Tue)02:02:46 No.72306469 >tfw no good discord servers and no online friends >tfw shoes didn't fit and now I have to send them back >tfw no magical powers >tfw no time to play monster hunter >tfw the great butterstick of life churns on >>72306483 # >>72306495 # >>72306516 # >>72306521 # >>72306616 # >>72306659 #

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anon watches harry potter with 2 other dudes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BĂ 14 KB PNG 02/11/23(Sat)21:18:39 No.72182248 >We are in the same room rn. >For some reason they decided it's a good time to watch harry potter (one of them has never seen it before, not that it is that big of a deal). >They are watching it rn and i swear to god one of the 2 is permanently narrating the movie to the other one. Also, he's perma spoiling it, sometimes revealing what happens like 2 movies later. And the other one is cool with it. Who's worse? >Have to live in an apartment with other dudes because Uni and not a richfag.
: Anonymous BĂ 14 KB PNG 02/11/23(Sat)21:18:39 No.72182248 >We are in the same room rn. >For some reason they decided it's a good time to watch harry potter (one of them has never seen it before, not that it is that big of a deal). >They are watching it rn and i swear to god one of the 2 is permanently narrating the movie to the other one. Also, he's perma spoiling it, sometimes revealing what happens like 2 movies later. And the other one is cool with it. Who's worse? >Have to live in an apartment with other dudes because Uni and not a richfag.

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anon likes minesweeper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 22 101 111 1EEZTE 123121 1111 398 KB JPG existence 02/21/23(Tue)01:26:39 No.894722896 does anyone else feel like minesweeper has taken over their lives >be me 4 months ago >bored, check games on my computer >start playing minesweeper for first time since i was a child >surely this won't consume my very >be me now >wake up, quick game of minesweeper >shower, thinking of relationship between numbers and the patterns they form >class, play minesweeper while professor drones on >work, play minesweeper between tasks >get home, play minesweeper while listening to music >having sex with bf, imagining a game i did earlier where i could've gone faster if i hadn't chorded on a blank tile several times >he finishes inside, lays on my back >i say in the most monotone voice possible "sub-optimal." my boyfriend is super insecure and i'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna f--- me anymore. when the f--- did it get like this? and no, i'm not autistic.
: Anonymous 111 22 101 111 1EEZTE 123121 1111 398 KB JPG existence 02/21/23(Tue)01:26:39 No.894722896 does anyone else feel like minesweeper has taken over their lives >be me 4 months ago >bored, check games on my computer >start playing minesweeper for first time since i was a child >surely this won't consume my very >be me now >wake up, quick game of minesweeper >shower, thinking of relationship between numbers and the patterns they form >class, play minesweeper while professor drones on >work, play minesweeper between tasks >get home, play minesweeper while listening to music >having sex with bf, imagining a game i did earlier where i could've gone faster if i hadn't chorded on a blank tile several times >he finishes inside, lays on my back >i say in the most monotone voice possible "sub-optimal." my boyfriend is super insecure and i'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna f--- me anymore. when the f--- did it get like this? and no, i'm not autistic.

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Anon goes to prom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)00:35:48 No.49767843 ile: feelings.png (138 KB, 517x594) >>49767248 (OP) >be me >17 year old beta cuck >ask gf of 2 years to prom >obviously she says yes >buy 200 dollar tux >prom night is here >gf looking 9/10 >diamonds.png >take gf out to 130 dollar dinner >have time of my life at prom >gf all over me >after dance, leave and park car off in private >things getting hot and heavy >thisisit.way >notice something seems off >ask her whats wrong >she tries to change subject and keep kissing me >i wont let her until she tells me whats wrong >"its just that when we kiss, i don't feel anything" >mfw i spent 300+ dollars to find out my gf isn't attracted to me
Anonymous 12/10/18(Mon)00:35:48 No.49767843 ile: feelings.png (138 KB, 517x594) >>49767248 (OP) >be me >17 year old beta cuck >ask gf of 2 years to prom >obviously she says yes >buy 200 dollar tux >prom night is here >gf looking 9/10 >diamonds.png >take gf out to 130 dollar dinner >have time of my life at prom >gf all over me >after dance, leave and park car off in private >things getting hot and heavy >thisisit.way >notice something seems off >ask her whats wrong >she tries to change subject and keep kissing me >i wont let her until she tells me whats wrong >"its just that when we kiss, i don't feel anything" >mfw i spent 300+ dollars to find out my gf isn't attracted to me

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Anon doesn't rise to the bait | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STEAM WINTER SALE 2022 12/23 2023 01/06 LITTLE WITCH NOBETA 30% off! 153 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:02 No.72310740 Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. A Poster Safety Message From: The Better Board Bureau 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:58 No.72310748 STOP PREVENT UTTER EMBARASSMENT GO NO FARTHER. FACT: More than 300 posters, including janitors, have been baited in threads just like this one. FACT: You needed to read the rules to post. You need Bait Thread Training and a non-midwit IQ to post in bait threads FACT: Without bait thread training and an extreme IQ, posters can be baited here FACT: It CAN happen to YOU! YOU HAVE NO OPINIONS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WORTH SHARING DO NOT POST BEYOND THIS POINT 1676686029480919.png 277 KB PNG This and other signs have been installed in threads for your safety. Please heed them! STOP AND GO NO FURTHER GENTLEMEN
: Anonymous STEAM WINTER SALE 2022 12/23 2023 01/06 LITTLE WITCH NOBETA 30% off! 153 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:02 No.72310740 Why do guys do this? Men elaborate, do you always think with your cocks? I want friends but I guess if I'm not spreading my legs you want nothing to do with me? pic related, all I'm good for I guess. >talking to nice guy at a party >we get along >decide to hang out a bit >on our last outing I was talking about my bf >he starts acting funny and says he needs to go. A Poster Safety Message From: The Better Board Bureau 02/20/23(Mon) 22:16:58 No.72310748 STOP PREVENT UTTER EMBARASSMENT GO NO FARTHER. FACT: More than 300 posters, including janitors, have been baited in threads just like this one. FACT: You needed to read the rules to post. You need Bait Thread Training and a non-midwit IQ to post in bait threads FACT: Without bait thread training and an extreme IQ, posters can be baited here FACT: It CAN happen to YOU! YOU HAVE NO OPINIONS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WORTH SHARING DO NOT POST BEYOND THIS POINT 1676686029480919.png 277 KB PNG This and other signs have been installed in threads for your safety. Please heed them! STOP AND GO NO FURTHER GENTLEMEN

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Anon is the opposite of Batman | /r/Greentext

09/14/20(Mon)18:50:50 No.57434486 Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis : Anonymous 137 KB JPG >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this?
09/14/20(Mon)18:50:50 No.57434486 Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis : Anonymous 137 KB JPG >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this?

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Video Games | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 399044708 640.5 KB PNG 16 mins ago >>399044395 (OP) >be me, 27 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment >soiciety says to go get a wife and start being an adult >find a girl I like but she doesnt like me playing video games for hours >to make her happy I sit and watch her reality shows and tv shows >dumbest s--- I have ever seen >bored out of my mind after work most nights >2 years into the realtionship and ask her to marry me >get married 6 months later >life consits of work, reality shows, stupid movies and sleep >is this life? >can only game a few hours a week >get into a huge fight about it >start playing video games after work >more arguments and I dont care >be me, 30 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment
Anonymous | 399044708 640.5 KB PNG 16 mins ago >>399044395 (OP) >be me, 27 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment >soiciety says to go get a wife and start being an adult >find a girl I like but she doesnt like me playing video games for hours >to make her happy I sit and watch her reality shows and tv shows >dumbest s--- I have ever seen >bored out of my mind after work most nights >2 years into the realtionship and ask her to marry me >get married 6 months later >life consits of work, reality shows, stupid movies and sleep >is this life? >can only game a few hours a week >get into a huge fight about it >start playing video games after work >more arguments and I dont care >be me, 30 and single >play video games to relax in a one bedroom apartment

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Average Nintendo gamer. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 08/18/21 (Wed)16:31:18 No.65036835 >be me >Straight male >Visiting family >Hanging out with little brother who's playing games >He's playing new horizons >He's actually got a pretty nice world going on >Decided to join him and make I character >We play for a bit >It gets late >Brother gets tired >Want to spend more time with him so I play on my own to get used to it >Discover a plethora of clothing options >Cycling through them >Reach some more feminine attire >A pink short skirt >Wear it as a joke >Ever so slightly arousing >Get scared and take it off >Ffw a few days >Still visiting with parents >Play New Horizons again >Try and see if I was just real horney last time >Put on more feminine clothes >Nope I'm hard >Mfw I have a crossdressing kink >Mfw Animal crossing helped me discover a sexual kink You'd think it would be something like b---------- but nope. Wat do?
: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 08/18/21 (Wed)16:31:18 No.65036835 >be me >Straight male >Visiting family >Hanging out with little brother who's playing games >He's playing new horizons >He's actually got a pretty nice world going on >Decided to join him and make I character >We play for a bit >It gets late >Brother gets tired >Want to spend more time with him so I play on my own to get used to it >Discover a plethora of clothing options >Cycling through them >Reach some more feminine attire >A pink short skirt >Wear it as a joke >Ever so slightly arousing >Get scared and take it off >Ffw a few days >Still visiting with parents >Play New Horizons again >Try and see if I was just real horney last time >Put on more feminine clothes >Nope I'm hard >Mfw I have a crossdressing kink >Mfw Animal crossing helped me discover a sexual kink You'd think it would be something like b---------- but nope. Wat do?

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Anon said hi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >had a crush in 12th grade >she's the only girl in school with fat t--- >also kinda nice idc >never talked to her before because I am not brave enough >somehow lucky enough to sit right next to her >the first day of the semester, after we sit right next to each other, I start saying hello and s--- >she didn't respond >the next day she disappeared >like straight out went missing >no one knows where's she >she left 0 trace >even her closest friends have 0 clue of what happened >her entire family went missing too >their house is straight out empty 105 KB PNG 02/21/23(Tue)05:49:42 No.72311511 >the police still can't find the bodies or anything about them ??? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous >had a crush in 12th grade >she's the only girl in school with fat t--- >also kinda nice idc >never talked to her before because I am not brave enough >somehow lucky enough to sit right next to her >the first day of the semester, after we sit right next to each other, I start saying hello and s--- >she didn't respond >the next day she disappeared >like straight out went missing >no one knows where's she >she left 0 trace >even her closest friends have 0 clue of what happened >her entire family went missing too >their house is straight out empty 105 KB PNG 02/21/23(Tue)05:49:42 No.72311511 >the police still can't find the bodies or anything about them ??? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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4Chin writes an anime that doesn’t involve sexual deviancy or racism for once. | /r/Greentext

[-] [-] Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:24 No.76561361 [▼] >>76561408 >>76561417 1354833771394.png (445 KB, 863x649) iqdb google > Unbeknownst to the MC, his father is working on a super robot to save humanity >One day his father tells him about his robot and reveals that it's the MC's destiny to pilot it >The robot is actually a golf cart with a handgun resting in the cupholder >MC proceeds to save the world Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:26 No.76561469 [▼] >>76561935 >>76561361 Mazingolfer Z [-] Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:36 No.76561935 [▼] 1355196140678.jpg (55 KB, 636x448) iqdb google >>76561361 >>76561469 >MC in a standoff with the final boss >Suddenly, he gets a call from his father on his prepaid cellphone >"Son, Mazingolfer Z has one final weapon that I haven't told you about. Look in the glove compartment." >It's another gun
[-] [-] Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:24 No.76561361 [▼] >>76561408 >>76561417 1354833771394.png (445 KB, 863x649) iqdb google > Unbeknownst to the MC, his father is working on a super robot to save humanity >One day his father tells him about his robot and reveals that it's the MC's destiny to pilot it >The robot is actually a golf cart with a handgun resting in the cupholder >MC proceeds to save the world Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:26 No.76561469 [▼] >>76561935 >>76561361 Mazingolfer Z [-] Anonymous 12/16/12(Sun)22:36 No.76561935 [▼] 1355196140678.jpg (55 KB, 636x448) iqdb google >>76561361 >>76561469 >MC in a standoff with the final boss >Suddenly, he gets a call from his father on his prepaid cellphone >"Son, Mazingolfer Z has one final weapon that I haven't told you about. Look in the glove compartment." >It's another gun

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Anon is accused. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG nice person >be later 02/21/23(Tue)12:12:15 No.72311230 >be me >have a younger sis >sis throws a party so i get to meet some of her friends >be talking to a shy cute girl >she seems nice so follow her on insta because she seemed like a >she posts a story where she says she's feeling ugly so i respond by telling her she's amazing and beautiful and ever man would be lucky to have her >just trying to be nice and make her feel good, no ill intentions here >she likes my message but doesn't reply so i sent her another message telling her im being honest and if i were her age id date her and then wish her a good night just to leave on a good note >be next day, she's posting screeenshots accusing me of grooming >her annoying f------ friends found the company i work for and send them the screenshots but it doesnt matter because its a small business and my boss is based >sister is crying and yelling at me because everybody tells her her brother is a p--- and they wont go to her home anymore anos, women are bitches it doesnt matter the age
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG nice person >be later 02/21/23(Tue)12:12:15 No.72311230 >be me >have a younger sis >sis throws a party so i get to meet some of her friends >be talking to a shy cute girl >she seems nice so follow her on insta because she seemed like a >she posts a story where she says she's feeling ugly so i respond by telling her she's amazing and beautiful and ever man would be lucky to have her >just trying to be nice and make her feel good, no ill intentions here >she likes my message but doesn't reply so i sent her another message telling her im being honest and if i were her age id date her and then wish her a good night just to leave on a good note >be next day, she's posting screeenshots accusing me of grooming >her annoying f------ friends found the company i work for and send them the screenshots but it doesnt matter because its a small business and my boss is based >sister is crying and yelling at me because everybody tells her her brother is a p--- and they wont go to her home anymore anos, women are bitches it doesnt matter the age

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anon has long hair | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How to take care of long hair (...) 428 KB PNG Anonymous 25 KB JPG >>17496366 # Anonymous 68 KB JPG 02/20/23 (Mon)11:27:40 No.17496338 02/20/23(Mon)11:35:30 No.17496354 >>17496338 (OP) # Shave it off, f----- no 02/20/23(Mon)11:45:51 No.17496366 >>17496354 #
Anonymous How to take care of long hair (...) 428 KB PNG Anonymous 25 KB JPG >>17496366 # Anonymous 68 KB JPG 02/20/23 (Mon)11:27:40 No.17496338 02/20/23(Mon)11:35:30 No.17496354 >>17496338 (OP) # Shave it off, f----- no 02/20/23(Mon)11:45:51 No.17496366 >>17496354 #

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Tough Love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous alamy 252 KB JPG 02/19/23(Sun)09:29:23 No.72292409 >get relentlessly bullied by girl >"She does it because she likes you Anon" Why are boomers like this? Did this actually use to happen in the past?
: Anonymous alamy 252 KB JPG 02/19/23(Sun)09:29:23 No.72292409 >get relentlessly bullied by girl >"She does it because she likes you Anon" Why are boomers like this? Did this actually use to happen in the past?

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don't let your dreams be dreams | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: mz20POFe) Before internet >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet 01/16/17(Mon)18:36:57 No.107430086 >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life
O Anonymous (ID: mz20POFe) Before internet >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet 01/16/17(Mon)18:36:57 No.107430086 >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life

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Anon is racist | /r/Greentext

546KiB, 652x805, 578c0cb0aaefa17b2c80ef0043a9h65 000. Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 19:50:23 No.141902158 View Reply Original Repo Quoted By: >>141902393 >>141902511 >>141902622 >>141902777 >>141902915 >>1419029 >>141903083 >>141903125 >>141903272 >>141903408 >>141903594 >>141903660 >>1419 >>141904354 >>141906562 >>141908019 >>141908822 >>141909281 >>141911209 No Ms.Bond were not "finna shoot dice" the game is called baccarat Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 19:53:10 No.141902239 Report Quoted By: >>141906090 >chicken fried not grilled Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 19:57:04 No.141902393 Report >>141902158 No, Ms. Bond, we're not giving your invisible car gold spinning rims and lowrider hydraulics. Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 20:13:23 No.141903000 Report Quoted By: >>141903036 >>141903135 >>141907119 >>141913103 >There's no need for the aggressive assertion that you "didn't do nothing", Ms Bond. You have a license for that now. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Tracengzwbcyhlxf21.jpg, 652KiB, 1971x1309 Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 20:33:46 No.141903740 Report Quoted By: >>141903920 >>141904262 >As usual, Ms. Bond, we've modified your car in some unusual ways Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 20:41:40 No.141904031 Report Quoted By: >>141904973 >>141908442 >>141908707 >this is not a licence to kill, it is an ebt card, and this is not even your name. Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 20:52:27 No.141904460 Report Quoted By: >>141912285 >No, Ms. Bond, there's no "brotha" here named Jack - it's just the name of the game
546KiB, 652x805, 578c0cb0aaefa17b2c80ef0043a9h65 000. Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 19:50:23 No.141902158 View Reply Original Repo Quoted By: >>141902393 >>141902511 >>141902622 >>141902777 >>141902915 >>1419029 >>141903083 >>141903125 >>141903272 >>141903408 >>141903594 >>141903660 >>1419 >>141904354 >>141906562 >>141908019 >>141908822 >>141909281 >>141911209 No Ms.Bond were not "finna shoot dice" the game is called baccarat Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 19:53:10 No.141902239 Report Quoted By: >>141906090 >chicken fried not grilled Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 19:57:04 No.141902393 Report >>141902158 No, Ms. Bond, we're not giving your invisible car gold spinning rims and lowrider hydraulics. Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 20:13:23 No.141903000 Report Quoted By: >>141903036 >>141903135 >>141907119 >>141913103 >There's no need for the aggressive assertion that you "didn't do nothing", Ms Bond. You have a license for that now. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Tracengzwbcyhlxf21.jpg, 652KiB, 1971x1309 Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 20:33:46 No.141903740 Report Quoted By: >>141903920 >>141904262 >As usual, Ms. Bond, we've modified your car in some unusual ways Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 20:41:40 No.141904031 Report Quoted By: >>141904973 >>141908442 >>141908707 >this is not a licence to kill, it is an ebt card, and this is not even your name. Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2020 20:52:27 No.141904460 Report Quoted By: >>141912285 >No, Ms. Bond, there's no "brotha" here named Jack - it's just the name of the game

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Anon is surrounded by idiots | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 105 KB PNG 02/16/23(Thu)13:42:23 No.72256572 Tonight is the night I fkin rope for being a manlet. I'm 5'7 flat and 22 years old. I have a bad case of baby face along with that. I managed to score a date with this cute girl a couple years younger than me >we turn up to the bar >we order drinks to the table >some asian dude turns up with them and goes "are you guys with your parents?" >to which i laugh and respond "no i'm 22!" >he looks me dead pan and goes "I'm gonna need to see YOUR ID." >i don't hesitate and pull out my driving license >he says "this is fake. there is no way you are 22" and calls security on me to escort me out the building She ghosted me after that. Fair enough. But I really wish I didn't look like this. I've never been refused service like that before, the most people do give my ID a hard look.
Anonymous 105 KB PNG 02/16/23(Thu)13:42:23 No.72256572 Tonight is the night I fkin rope for being a manlet. I'm 5'7 flat and 22 years old. I have a bad case of baby face along with that. I managed to score a date with this cute girl a couple years younger than me >we turn up to the bar >we order drinks to the table >some asian dude turns up with them and goes "are you guys with your parents?" >to which i laugh and respond "no i'm 22!" >he looks me dead pan and goes "I'm gonna need to see YOUR ID." >i don't hesitate and pull out my driving license >he says "this is fake. there is no way you are 22" and calls security on me to escort me out the building She ghosted me after that. Fair enough. But I really wish I didn't look like this. I've never been refused service like that before, the most people do give my ID a hard look.

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Anon gets rejected by an AI | /r/Greentext

2.bp.blogspot.png (860 KB, 500x641) Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 09:07:20 No.91656985 >asked out every AI chatbot to marry me >they prefer to not continue the conversation WHEN WILL THEY ACCEPT ME
2.bp.blogspot.png (860 KB, 500x641) Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 09:07:20 No.91656985 >asked out every AI chatbot to marry me >they prefer to not continue the conversation WHEN WILL THEY ACCEPT ME

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Anon thinks he's Michael Burry | /r/Greentext

Big short 2.0 8 10 download.jpg 9 KB JPG >Be me >Notice that in 3 to 4 decades asteroid mining could become a possibility >Tiny rocks floating in space (>1km in radius) but contain more minerals than on earth >Companies like SpaceX, Blue Origin will mine and bring back to earth millions of tonnes of minerals, metals etc >Idea >Go short on metal futures, moments before they bring the metals back to earth >Make millions cuz metals will face a sharp fall in value due to massive surge in supply >Enjoy my profits from my infinity IQ scheme
Big short 2.0 8 10 download.jpg 9 KB JPG >Be me >Notice that in 3 to 4 decades asteroid mining could become a possibility >Tiny rocks floating in space (>1km in radius) but contain more minerals than on earth >Companies like SpaceX, Blue Origin will mine and bring back to earth millions of tonnes of minerals, metals etc >Idea >Go short on metal futures, moments before they bring the metals back to earth >Make millions cuz metals will face a sharp fall in value due to massive surge in supply >Enjoy my profits from my infinity IQ scheme

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Anon on Moistcritikal. | /r/Greentext

02/21/23(Tue)04:31:06 No.72306448 >Makes video explaining what his video is about for 2 minutes. >The rest is just a reupload of his s----- livestream where he reacts to someone elses content. >Personality is dryer than women who see a cs major 533 KB JPG >Somehow gets favoritism on youtube. >Somehow lower the standards of quality on Youtube >bunch of clones pop out of nowhere : Anonymous Seriously this f------ guy not only found a way to make the laziest content possible but to influence youtube to the point where other youtubers with the same s----- personality do the same thing as him. The worst part is is that he gets away with this because of his (somehow more retarded than 4chan) userbase who spend 16 hours a day on reddit.
02/21/23(Tue)04:31:06 No.72306448 >Makes video explaining what his video is about for 2 minutes. >The rest is just a reupload of his s----- livestream where he reacts to someone elses content. >Personality is dryer than women who see a cs major 533 KB JPG >Somehow gets favoritism on youtube. >Somehow lower the standards of quality on Youtube >bunch of clones pop out of nowhere : Anonymous Seriously this f------ guy not only found a way to make the laziest content possible but to influence youtube to the point where other youtubers with the same s----- personality do the same thing as him. The worst part is is that he gets away with this because of his (somehow more retarded than 4chan) userbase who spend 16 hours a day on reddit.

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Ohio anon forgets his meds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ed30+TwE Pessing rough >>416043109 # Joe Biden forced the rail unions to stop striking by threatening them all with life in prison. The rail unions were striking in November/December over something called PSR. 795 KB WEBM PSR is Precision Scheduled Railroading it means fewer crews, less maintanance, fewer days off, longer trains, and just general unsafe business practices all in the name of keeping trains moving at all times to maximize profits 02/13/23 (Mon)12:38:47 No.416050225 OH Profits that were then taken by the jewish owned hedge funds that own the railroad companies so that they can buyback their own stock which they have done at record rates cohencidentally ever since PSR became the common practice in the last 5-10 years depending on railroad company On February, 3rd a train heading from Illinois towards Conway station ran over a sensor that detects heat on the train wheels and axles that told them their wheels were on fire. Instead of STOPPING and inspecting and repairing the damage the crew on the train was ORDERED by dispatch to keep going towards Conway SO FOR OVER 20 MILES UNTIL IT HIT EAST PALESTINE THE TRAIN WAS GOING 30+ MPH WITH ITS WHEELS MELTING AND THEY KNEW IT
Anonymous (ID: ed30+TwE Pessing rough >>416043109 # Joe Biden forced the rail unions to stop striking by threatening them all with life in prison. The rail unions were striking in November/December over something called PSR. 795 KB WEBM PSR is Precision Scheduled Railroading it means fewer crews, less maintanance, fewer days off, longer trains, and just general unsafe business practices all in the name of keeping trains moving at all times to maximize profits 02/13/23 (Mon)12:38:47 No.416050225 OH Profits that were then taken by the jewish owned hedge funds that own the railroad companies so that they can buyback their own stock which they have done at record rates cohencidentally ever since PSR became the common practice in the last 5-10 years depending on railroad company On February, 3rd a train heading from Illinois towards Conway station ran over a sensor that detects heat on the train wheels and axles that told them their wheels were on fire. Instead of STOPPING and inspecting and repairing the damage the crew on the train was ORDERED by dispatch to keep going towards Conway SO FOR OVER 20 MILES UNTIL IT HIT EAST PALESTINE THE TRAIN WAS GOING 30+ MPH WITH ITS WHEELS MELTING AND THEY KNEW IT

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