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Anonymous 105 KB PNG 02/16/23(Thu)13:42:23 No.72256572 Tonight is the night I fkin rope for being a manlet. I'm 5'7 flat and 22 years old. I have a bad case of baby face along with that. I managed to score a date with this cute girl a couple years younger than me >we turn up to the bar >we order drinks to the table >some asian dude turns up with them and goes "are you guys with your parents?" >to which i laugh and respond "no i'm 22!" >he looks me dead pan and goes "I'm gonna need to see YOUR ID." >i don't hesitate and pull out my driving license >he says "this is fake. there is no way you are 22" and calls security on me to escort me out the building She ghosted me after that. Fair enough. But I really wish I didn't look like this. I've never been refused service like that before, the most people do give my ID a hard look.

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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2.bp.blogspot.png (860 KB, 500x641) Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 09:07:20 No.91656985 >asked out every AI chatbot to marry me >they prefer to not continue the conversation WHEN WILL THEY ACCEPT ME

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Anon thinks he's Michael Burry | /r/Greentext

Big short 2.0 8 10 download.jpg 9 KB JPG >Be me >Notice that in 3 to 4 decades asteroid mining could become a possibility >Tiny rocks floating in space (>1km in radius) but contain more minerals than on earth >Companies like SpaceX, Blue Origin will mine and bring back to earth millions of tonnes of minerals, metals etc >Idea >Go short on metal futures, moments before they bring the metals back to earth >Make millions cuz metals will face a sharp fall in value due to massive surge in supply >Enjoy my profits from my infinity IQ scheme

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02/21/23(Tue)04:31:06 No.72306448 >Makes video explaining what his video is about for 2 minutes. >The rest is just a reupload of his s----- livestream where he reacts to someone elses content. >Personality is dryer than women who see a cs major 533 KB JPG >Somehow gets favoritism on youtube. >Somehow lower the standards of quality on Youtube >bunch of clones pop out of nowhere : Anonymous Seriously this f------ guy not only found a way to make the laziest content possible but to influence youtube to the point where other youtubers with the same s----- personality do the same thing as him. The worst part is is that he gets away with this because of his (somehow more retarded than 4chan) userbase who spend 16 hours a day on reddit.

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Anonymous (ID: ed30+TwE Pessing rough >>416043109 # Joe Biden forced the rail unions to stop striking by threatening them all with life in prison. The rail unions were striking in November/December over something called PSR. 795 KB WEBM PSR is Precision Scheduled Railroading it means fewer crews, less maintanance, fewer days off, longer trains, and just general unsafe business practices all in the name of keeping trains moving at all times to maximize profits 02/13/23 (Mon)12:38:47 No.416050225 OH Profits that were then taken by the jewish owned hedge funds that own the railroad companies so that they can buyback their own stock which they have done at record rates cohencidentally ever since PSR became the common practice in the last 5-10 years depending on railroad company On February, 3rd a train heading from Illinois towards Conway station ran over a sensor that detects heat on the train wheels and axles that told them their wheels were on fire. Instead of STOPPING and inspecting and repairing the damage the crew on the train was ORDERED by dispatch to keep going towards Conway SO FOR OVER 20 MILES UNTIL IT HIT EAST PALESTINE THE TRAIN WAS GOING 30+ MPH WITH ITS WHEELS MELTING AND THEY KNEW IT

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File: F274999F-F8BF-4709-8D6A-8(...).jpg (19 KB, 498x498) Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 04:01:07 No.894666490 [Reply] >be me 3 years ago >drive around a corner at around 50mph in the suburbs, speed limit was 30 >hit a kid maybe six years old with my Ford F-150 >couldn't even f------ see him >get out of the car, he's very clearly dead >get back in and bolt away at full speed >ffw to yesterday >police come to my door, ask to see my car >they were out there for at least 2 hours >can't forget it f--- f--- f--- f--- what do I f------ do? I'm so f-----

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Anonymous 02/19/23(Sun)01:22:58 No.9675092 >Go on YouTube to watch some reviews of the classics >"Why (Insert your all time favorite game here) is the Greatest Game Ever Made" 14 KB JPG >40 minutes. Nice. >Peabrain retard in the video s---- on it for 39 minutes and 36 seconds. >Ends by tepidly complementing the game's art direction or something >mfw

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Anon shares a flat with 2 girls. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Af4A+qad ) = 02/20/23(Mon)11:18:33 No.416894671 ► >>416903700 File: 5267.png (228 KB, 831x799) >>416887427 >>and consider suicide for the most banal and petty of reasons due to complete absence of real problems >back during my studies >living in a shared flat with two girls >enter the kitchen >one of them is sitting at the table, sobbing >ask what's wrong (mistake, should have just left) >took her 2 minutes to explain to me that the other girl ate her bread without asking for permission >the bakery was LITERALLY next f------ door, it would have taken her less than two minutes to get a new one >instead she was having a mental breakdown

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BARE 821009908 Op NINTE SW Me on the right gettyimages Michael Kovac Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)11:32:32 No.174258042 >>174258163 >>174263379 >>174257984 How is that guy not looking at her legs? I don't think I could stop myself, even if I know I'm being filmed. Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)11:35:14 No.174258163 >>174258331 >>174258382 >>174260717 >>174258042 Cos he's f------ 12, coomer Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)12:44:59 No.174260717 >>174260999 >>174258163 I was f------ my microwave at that age

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Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:17 UTC-7 No.18985357 Replies: >>18985383 >>18985406 There was that one time my Drill Sergeants went on a Battery-Wide "Brownie" Hunt I don't remember what would happen beforehand but they'd just say >Anon are you a Brownie? >A..A Brownie Drill Sergeant? >Yeah you know, one of those f------ that watches my little pony? >N-No Drill Sergeant >Don't lie to me you're a f------ brownie i can smell it. Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:21 UTC-7 No.18985383 Replies: >>18985395 >>18985357 Holy f---, you know there was a kid in your squad trying with all his might to not correct the DS. Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:24 UTC-7 No.18985395 Replies: >>18985408 >>18985383 >you mean a brony, Sergeant? >"GOTCHA M-----------" Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:28 UTC-7 No. 18985408 >>18985395 >"LOOK AT THIS LITTLE F-----, I BET HE THINKS RARITY IS THE BEST PONY, EVEN IF SHE IS A W----!" >'she is a pure maiden.' >"CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN, I DIDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU!"

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anon thinks it's impossible to be an incel In EU | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Testosterone levels show steady decrease among young US men Jul 3, 2020 By Kristie L. Kahl Urology Times Journal Vol 48 No Volume Issue 7 48 07 DODOO The decline in total testosterone was observed even among men with normal body mass index 202 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)21:30:47 No.72182337 >testosterone levels in euroe arent going down >in china they are rising because meat and milk consumption notice how this only affects americans rip i am low t male at 832 you europeans cant be obese or even low t they have diets of grassfed steak and raw milk also they f--- like bunnies because its also impossible to be a incel in europe

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A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend

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Anonymous 105 KB PNG 02/16/23(Thu)13:42:23 No.72256572 Tonight is the night I fkin rope for being a manlet. I'm 5'7 flat and 22 years old. I have a bad case of baby face along with that. I managed to score a date with this cute girl a couple years younger than me >we turn up to the bar >we order drinks to the table >some asian dude turns up with them and goes "are you guys with your parents?" >to which i laugh and respond "no i'm 22!" >he looks me dead pan and goes "I'm gonna need to see YOUR ID." >i don't hesitate and pull out my driving license >he says "this is fake. there is no way you are 22" and calls security on me to escort me out the building She ghosted me after that. Fair enough. But I really wish I didn't look like this. I've never been refused service like that before, the most people do give my ID a hard look.

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