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: Anonymous 12/07/22 (Wed)21:25:36 No.890381880 no shot you matched with me i mean uh are you from tennesse cuz you um uh you... i.. cuz you uhh you... uhhh GIF Today 3:46 PM You almost had it lol But good thing I like awkward boys Type a message Today 8:36 PM jarvis, unshit my pants IMG_202243302.jpg 155 KB JPG Sent Send how do i save this?????? regretted it immediately after sending. help.
: Anonymous 12/07/22 (Wed)21:25:36 No.890381880 no shot you matched with me i mean uh are you from tennesse cuz you um uh you... i.. cuz you uhh you... uhhh GIF Today 3:46 PM You almost had it lol But good thing I like awkward boys Type a message Today 8:36 PM jarvis, unshit my pants IMG_202243302.jpg 155 KB JPG Sent Send how do i save this?????? regretted it immediately after sending. help.

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anon has healthy coping mechanisms | /r/Greentext

Getting fat? Just say no. Calories cannot legally enter your body without your consent Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed)15:21:01 No.71301712 >be me >wake up >eat nothing but candy all day >go to sleep take the candypill anons, it's better than cooming or vidya
Getting fat? Just say no. Calories cannot legally enter your body without your consent Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed)15:21:01 No.71301712 >be me >wake up >eat nothing but candy all day >go to sleep take the candypill anons, it's better than cooming or vidya

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Russanon vs Reality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F 1.9 MB JPG : Anonymous >>174754435 # >>174754466 # 12/08/22(Thu)12:55:30 No.174754253 Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu) 13:00:07 No.174754404 >>174754253 (OP) # Mad how Russians are quickly becoming the most insufferable demographic with their coping. >>174754530 # >be Ukraine >start a war with Russia >lose the war >live in s--- piss and darkness as a result >deny reality Why are they like that? >>174754435 # >>174754466 # >>174754689 # : Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)12:58:36 No.174754356 : Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)13:01:19 No.174754435 Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)13:02:17 No.174754466 Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)13:02:36 No.174754472 : Anonymous [ 12/08/22(Thu) 13:02:41 No.174754475 13 KB JPG putlerini! 12/08/22(Thu)13:02:44 No.174754477 >>174754253 (OP) # >lose in hostomel >lose in kiev >lose in sumy >lose in kharkov >lose in kherson >we're hecking winning! slava
: Anonymous F 1.9 MB JPG : Anonymous >>174754435 # >>174754466 # 12/08/22(Thu)12:55:30 No.174754253 Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu) 13:00:07 No.174754404 >>174754253 (OP) # Mad how Russians are quickly becoming the most insufferable demographic with their coping. >>174754530 # >be Ukraine >start a war with Russia >lose the war >live in s--- piss and darkness as a result >deny reality Why are they like that? >>174754435 # >>174754466 # >>174754689 # : Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)12:58:36 No.174754356 : Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)13:01:19 No.174754435 Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)13:02:17 No.174754466 Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)13:02:36 No.174754472 : Anonymous [ 12/08/22(Thu) 13:02:41 No.174754475 13 KB JPG putlerini! 12/08/22(Thu)13:02:44 No.174754477 >>174754253 (OP) # >lose in hostomel >lose in kiev >lose in sumy >lose in kharkov >lose in kherson >we're hecking winning! slava

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Anon visits Canada | /r/Greentext

Canadian holiday Fren 12/08/22 (Thu) 04:13:33 ID: 4bb0a No.62749 [Watch Thread] >Be me >Love to travel >Haven't been to Canada in like 10 years, so I figure I'll check it out >Fly in to Vancouver with my backpack >Take the metro downtown to find a place to stay >Decide to go totally local and rent a pod for 2 weeks (only costs $2 000) >The pod hive I'm staying at even won an ESG award from the BlackRock Foundation (major sponsors of the WEF), and they give you free bugs to eat every morning >Awesome right? >Try to access /pol/ to tell anons about my holiday, but the website is blocked for "hateful content" >Feel blue >Go to a weed dispensary >Their genetically modified buds on display are literally just like pure THC crystals >Order a few of the buds to go, pre-rolled into joints, budtender puts them in a brown bag, along with a flyer I didn't quite see >Walk over to a park in the gay village to smoke the weed >There's gay pride flags everywhere and I'm surrounded by AIDS trannies >Open the bag, smoke one of the joints >Take a look at the flyer >"Have you considered reducing your lifetime carbon footprint by killing yourself? The Government of Canada offers free suicide booths throughout Vancouver, so become an net zero hero" >On the back, there's a map that shows the locations; one is just down the street from me, in the gay village >The crystal weed makes me feel guilty for even existing in this plane of reality >Stoned out of my mind, I walk over to the suicide booth and enter >Inside, there's a red button that says "press here to help save the planet" >Contemplate for a few seconds >Press it >Flames engulf the booth, and reality dissolves around me >Find myself in a waiting room >Grey aliens ask if I want to reincarnate on Earth for another lifetime, promising me that they'll make me rich and famous in that lifetime if I agree >Tell them to f--- off and walk through the "no" door >Wake up in Tartaria, on a planet known as Gaia, in a higher plane of reality >My friend next to me asks "well, how was your trip? you were out for a couple minutes" >N----, I just lived through 13 1/2 lifetimes on a prison planet, s--- was f----- >He says "ok, well I guess it's my turn" and takes a hit of the drug I had just smoked, immediately spacing out
Canadian holiday Fren 12/08/22 (Thu) 04:13:33 ID: 4bb0a No.62749 [Watch Thread] >Be me >Love to travel >Haven't been to Canada in like 10 years, so I figure I'll check it out >Fly in to Vancouver with my backpack >Take the metro downtown to find a place to stay >Decide to go totally local and rent a pod for 2 weeks (only costs $2 000) >The pod hive I'm staying at even won an ESG award from the BlackRock Foundation (major sponsors of the WEF), and they give you free bugs to eat every morning >Awesome right? >Try to access /pol/ to tell anons about my holiday, but the website is blocked for "hateful content" >Feel blue >Go to a weed dispensary >Their genetically modified buds on display are literally just like pure THC crystals >Order a few of the buds to go, pre-rolled into joints, budtender puts them in a brown bag, along with a flyer I didn't quite see >Walk over to a park in the gay village to smoke the weed >There's gay pride flags everywhere and I'm surrounded by AIDS trannies >Open the bag, smoke one of the joints >Take a look at the flyer >"Have you considered reducing your lifetime carbon footprint by killing yourself? The Government of Canada offers free suicide booths throughout Vancouver, so become an net zero hero" >On the back, there's a map that shows the locations; one is just down the street from me, in the gay village >The crystal weed makes me feel guilty for even existing in this plane of reality >Stoned out of my mind, I walk over to the suicide booth and enter >Inside, there's a red button that says "press here to help save the planet" >Contemplate for a few seconds >Press it >Flames engulf the booth, and reality dissolves around me >Find myself in a waiting room >Grey aliens ask if I want to reincarnate on Earth for another lifetime, promising me that they'll make me rich and famous in that lifetime if I agree >Tell them to f--- off and walk through the "no" door >Wake up in Tartaria, on a planet known as Gaia, in a higher plane of reality >My friend next to me asks "well, how was your trip? you were out for a couple minutes" >N----, I just lived through 13 1/2 lifetimes on a prison planet, s--- was f----- >He says "ok, well I guess it's my turn" and takes a hit of the drug I had just smoked, immediately spacing out

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Anon's struggles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed)17:12:29 No.890370495 Why is everything so f----- lately? Is it gonna get better /b/ros? >everything is slower >everything is more expensive >service is worse than I've ever seen it >things aren't improving, they're (incredibly) still spiraling downwards >2022 was supposed to be our year of recovery but we are more divided and f----- than we've ever been in modern history 284 KB PNG >no real chances of improvement until the 2024 presidential elections 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed)17:12:29 No.890370495 Why is everything so f----- lately? Is it gonna get better /b/ros? >everything is slower >everything is more expensive >service is worse than I've ever seen it >things aren't improving, they're (incredibly) still spiraling downwards >2022 was supposed to be our year of recovery but we are more divided and f----- than we've ever been in modern history 284 KB PNG >no real chances of improvement until the 2024 presidential elections 2 Replies View Thread

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Anon lies to girl | /r/Greentext

FEEL TEAM SIX 46 KB JPG >be me >in college >talking to qt3.14 >run out of topics >panicensues.gif >decide to lie to keep conversation going >tell her I have a goldfish pond in my backyard >wutdafuqm8.jpg >"That's so cool, you think I could come see it sometime?" >howdidthatwork.png >exchange numbers, realize what I've done >go home and promptly dig a goldfish pond and fill it with water >get necessary items from pet store (filter, plants, goldfish, etc.) >pond is f------ amazing >go to contact girl >girl never responds to my calls/texts >3 years later I'm still taking care of 14 goldfish in my back yard >one has had babies and two more are pregnant >mfw the goldfish are having more sex than me
FEEL TEAM SIX 46 KB JPG >be me >in college >talking to qt3.14 >run out of topics >panicensues.gif >decide to lie to keep conversation going >tell her I have a goldfish pond in my backyard >wutdafuqm8.jpg >"That's so cool, you think I could come see it sometime?" >howdidthatwork.png >exchange numbers, realize what I've done >go home and promptly dig a goldfish pond and fill it with water >get necessary items from pet store (filter, plants, goldfish, etc.) >pond is f------ amazing >go to contact girl >girl never responds to my calls/texts >3 years later I'm still taking care of 14 goldfish in my back yard >one has had babies and two more are pregnant >mfw the goldfish are having more sex than me

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anon is a chemist | /r/Greentext

14m (10/4 9:25) - 886735622 5 Re 0 Img JPG 78KB (770 × 559) 3 Replies >be me >taking chem 2 class >exam 1 >everyone fails >prof curves grade so we all pass >exam 2 >Everyone fails >prof curves grade so we pass >exam 3 >everyone fails yet again, asks us if we're retarded > curves grades again >final exam >class average is 25/100 >personally score 29/100 >prof curves the grade so hard I end up with an 80 on the exam >final grade is 79 When I talk to my friends, no matter what school, they all had similar experiences in chemistry classes. What the f---
14m (10/4 9:25) - 886735622 5 Re 0 Img JPG 78KB (770 × 559) 3 Replies >be me >taking chem 2 class >exam 1 >everyone fails >prof curves grade so we all pass >exam 2 >Everyone fails >prof curves grade so we pass >exam 3 >everyone fails yet again, asks us if we're retarded > curves grades again >final exam >class average is 25/100 >personally score 29/100 >prof curves the grade so hard I end up with an 80 on the exam >final grade is 79 When I talk to my friends, no matter what school, they all had similar experiences in chemistry classes. What the f---

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anon is in high school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous MAN 77 KB JPG 12/07/22(Wed)18:22:07 No.71305731 >realize im in my last year of high school and I still havent asked a single girl out >made a plan to ask out a qt girl from health class that gives me the look sometimes >realize this is my chance to finally experience teenage love >learn from a friend that shes a sophomore
Anonymous MAN 77 KB JPG 12/07/22(Wed)18:22:07 No.71305731 >realize im in my last year of high school and I still havent asked a single girl out >made a plan to ask out a qt girl from health class that gives me the look sometimes >realize this is my chance to finally experience teenage love >learn from a friend that shes a sophomore

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anon is desperate for money | /r/Greentext

I need 35$ for a old ass laptop >Be me >Be from a 3rd world country >Live with parents >Be unemployed, Parents won't let me get a job because it's "shameful" >Need a laptop for studying eg. Searching and making quiz on docs >Parents never bought me anything I wanted other than a phone >And If I ask for 35$ they probably will not give a f--- to me >Always been this neglected since childhood, Younger brother gets what he wants How tf do I make money online. Even if it's 5$ a day I don't care. Exploit me all you want just give me 5$ I'll do anything. There's nothing I won't do for money now.
I need 35$ for a old ass laptop >Be me >Be from a 3rd world country >Live with parents >Be unemployed, Parents won't let me get a job because it's "shameful" >Need a laptop for studying eg. Searching and making quiz on docs >Parents never bought me anything I wanted other than a phone >And If I ask for 35$ they probably will not give a f--- to me >Always been this neglected since childhood, Younger brother gets what he wants How tf do I make money online. Even if it's 5$ a day I don't care. Exploit me all you want just give me 5$ I'll do anything. There's nothing I won't do for money now.

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Anon loves mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)22:29:45 No.773601407 >Mom comes home from work stressed out as usual, dad home drunk >Sees me depressed and unmotivated to do anything > takes me and my sister out to eat >let me order anything from the menu, as the good boy I am I order tendies with hunny mussy >we leave and go visit my uncle and my newborn cousin 46 KB PNG >on our ride back home we listen to Southern Nights, a song I love >mfw I realized she did this all for me to cheer up >came home and didn't want to cry and say "i love you" cause I'm a wuss > grow a pair of balls and go say "I love you and thanks for taking me out " sobbing all over her shoulder >still crying while writing this > although you'll never see this > Thank you mom, I love you with all my heart
Anonymous 07/06/18(Fri)22:29:45 No.773601407 >Mom comes home from work stressed out as usual, dad home drunk >Sees me depressed and unmotivated to do anything > takes me and my sister out to eat >let me order anything from the menu, as the good boy I am I order tendies with hunny mussy >we leave and go visit my uncle and my newborn cousin 46 KB PNG >on our ride back home we listen to Southern Nights, a song I love >mfw I realized she did this all for me to cheer up >came home and didn't want to cry and say "i love you" cause I'm a wuss > grow a pair of balls and go say "I love you and thanks for taking me out " sobbing all over her shoulder >still crying while writing this > although you'll never see this > Thank you mom, I love you with all my heart

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Anon loves Toy Story | /r/Greentext

File: 1277701026.jpg-(97 KB, 540x800, 1277700841402.jpg) MKAR JUNE 18 Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:57:06 No.245158XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:10 No.245159XXX lol Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:26 No.245159XXX WHAT Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:33 No.245159XXX Yes Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.245159XXX If this were facebook I would like this >>Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:05 No.245159XXX I did it to buzz too Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:27 No.245159XXX oh my f------ god sir, good point you've made
File: 1277701026.jpg-(97 KB, 540x800, 1277700841402.jpg) MKAR JUNE 18 Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:57:06 No.245158XXX So did you all buy your Jessie toy, masturbate and c-- on her face, then leave the room while you imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the c-- off her face because it would cause suspicion? Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:10 No.245159XXX lol Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:26 No.245159XXX WHAT Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:33 No.245159XXX Yes Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:58:57 No.245159XXX If this were facebook I would like this >>Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:05 No.245159XXX I did it to buzz too Anonymous 06/28/10(Mon)00:59:27 No.245159XXX oh my f------ god sir, good point you've made

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Anon’s motivation to lift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous T2/03/22(Sat)16.48.57 NO.69145498 1652094637043.jpg 19 KB JPG What's your motivation to lift /fit/? My motivation is my cat, Rupert, here he is. I know he'd want me to be big and strong, it also allows me to protect him from danger.
: Anonymous T2/03/22(Sat)16.48.57 NO.69145498 1652094637043.jpg 19 KB JPG What's your motivation to lift /fit/? My motivation is my cat, Rupert, here he is. I know he'd want me to be big and strong, it also allows me to protect him from danger.

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Anon discusses the diversity of Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous XXX XX 12/07/22 (Wed)18:13:56 No.177647638 D CDE8ADF2-5637-46C4-83AE-BE07C907F62F.jpg 294 KB JPG >one asian character in the entire franchise >name is Ching Chong
Anonymous XXX XX 12/07/22 (Wed)18:13:56 No.177647638 D CDE8ADF2-5637-46C4-83AE-BE07C907F62F.jpg 294 KB JPG >one asian character in the entire franchise >name is Ching Chong

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Green Simulation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 87 KB PNG 10/03/21(Sun)11:22:39 No.65618916 >keep getting into more and more extreme p--- >end up having to choose between cheese pizza and white genocide >fap to white genocide for a few years >end up trooning out This happen to anyone else? 2 Replies Anonymous View Thread 10/03/21(Sun)11:23:55 No.65618924 >>65618916 Feels like a bot wrote this thread. I have no idea what the f--- you're talking about.
Anonymous 87 KB PNG 10/03/21(Sun)11:22:39 No.65618916 >keep getting into more and more extreme p--- >end up having to choose between cheese pizza and white genocide >fap to white genocide for a few years >end up trooning out This happen to anyone else? 2 Replies Anonymous View Thread 10/03/21(Sun)11:23:55 No.65618924 >>65618916 Feels like a bot wrote this thread. I have no idea what the f--- you're talking about.

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Anon shares a love story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed >talk with fembot >send selfie >she ghosts
Anonymous 12/07/22(Wed >talk with fembot >send selfie >she ghosts

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anon is caffeinated | /r/Greentext

SEASON 2 OF THE ANWILL START AIRING IN JANUARY 2021. Psy 長灘水 FED Anonymous 12/06/22(Tue)12:49:19 No.71286470 >drank 2 coffees and 2 energy drinks within an hour My heart is going a million beats a second. I might actually die today
SEASON 2 OF THE ANWILL START AIRING IN JANUARY 2021. Psy 長灘水 FED Anonymous 12/06/22(Tue)12:49:19 No.71286470 >drank 2 coffees and 2 energy drinks within an hour My heart is going a million beats a second. I might actually die today

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