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![File: tumblr_f6294e4ecaf8acc01d(...).jpg (351 KB, 1000x1500) Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)21:40:49 No.931053241 [Reply] ► >f-- all my life >want to be straight, literally no attraction to women >try jacking off to straight p---, women >it's f----- up, but find a method that works >keep a faint image of an attractive man in my head during sex (not enough to distract myself from the sex and draw attention) >tell myself "I am banging a man" as a mantra in my head during it >this dumb method has got me laid, dating a girl, and able to be intimate and kiss without much disgust >euphoric that I found a way to be straight Now I just do it for life, right? Homos just do this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/003/004/138/696.png "Reverse greentext | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1737195885271.webm (3.88 MB, 636x564)-[Close] ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:12:02 No.702042335 >>702043054 >>702043513 >>702043645 >>702043923 >>702044358 >>702044626 >>702045989 >>702046274 >>702046665 >>702046781 >>702046827 >>702046871 >>702046986 >>702048701 >>702049082 >>702050945 >>702051324 >>702051384 >>702053694 >>702055168 >>702055403 >>702056572 >>702057461 >>702059138 >>702063601 >>702064030 >> Will you aid me in my conquest, anon? ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:32:25 No.702043923 >>702044046 >>702044259 >>702045250 >>702045358 >>702045373 >>702065094 >>702065597 >>702066245 File: 1589472601756.jpg (77 KB, 1280×720) Evil cannot stay hidden for long. God will always bring it to light. (Denounces You). >>702042335 (OP). How are the women uglier than they were in civ 6? Jadwiga mogs her ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)11:34:01 No.702044046 ► >>702043923 for me it's cleopatra looking down at your c--- during her dialogue ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:11:25 No.702046665 ► >>702042335 (OP) >even the journo shill corp s---- on the game >people warned them not to copy the dogshit Humankind formula very early on >they still do it (just so they can sell more DLC) Rip in piss ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)15:53:56 No.702060582 >Looks like a free mobile game >No changes to the gameplay >Brain dead Al >Feminism propaganda >Removed the 4th era (H--------!?) >US leader is literally who >Literally who civs >No Britain even though it makes no f------ sense why the f--- there is US but no Britain Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)16:59:04 No.702063875 ►>>702064127 File: cv.jpg (93 KB, 1280x720) SID MEIER'S CIVILIZATION VII OFFICIAL TRAILER This game is so freakin epic and diverse, reddit!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/109/ea8.png "Anon Likes Catherine the Great | /r/Greentext")
![jeebus.png (88 KB, 233x243) google iqdb Anonymous 11/17/13(Sun)03:54:41 No.516501331 []>>516502180 >>516504309 > Driving 10 over the speed limit on the way home today > Wanted to get home and see roommate's new PS4 > Merge around and pass a car that's going the speed limit > Guy speeds up and then tries to pace me > Spend the next 30 seconds thinking about what I could say to him >We soon hit a stoplight > Guy pulls up next to me and rolls his window down > Asian wannabe gangster, flat brim hat and all > Roll down my window in responsee and lead with "what?" > Get a resounding, extremely aggressive "F--- you" in response > Brain goes numb > "Is that an offer? It's been a while since I had some chink lips on this d---." > I'm not even gay, but it seemed like the right thing to say at the time >He responds with "Hey, F--- YOU You can touch your own tiny ass d---, f-----" > Immediately laugh and respond with "I got a fat eight incher here if you're curious" > Ignore how strange this interaction is getting >"Yeah, b-------, f------ queer." > Brain scans for responses > Only one option found >Take seatbelt off, quickly unzip pants > Rock hard for some reason > Scoot over to the passenger seat > Do a weird stand squat and stick my d--- out the window > Guy starts yelling structureless profanity > Light turns green and he peels out > I'm left in a line of cars with my d--- out the window, in the wrong seat > Why did I just do that >MFW General road rage stories.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/003/004/033/8f1.jpeg "Road rage classic | /r/Greentext")
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