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: Anonymous (ID: 2Zlic7IH 02/05/25(Wed)10:57:13 No.496575544 >Some retard posts some random s--- on X >Elon responds with: >"Yeah" >"Uh huh" >"Yep" >"WOW!" >"You got it!" He's like a parent talking to a kid with down syndrome
: Anonymous (ID: 2Zlic7IH 02/05/25(Wed)10:57:13 No.496575544 >Some retard posts some random s--- on X >Elon responds with: >"Yeah" >"Uh huh" >"Yep" >"WOW!" >"You got it!" He's like a parent talking to a kid with down syndrome

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Anon tells the story of DOGE | /r/Greentext

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE
File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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Chubby Racer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat) 14:28:52 No.80302362 >Open youtube 232 KB PNG >Watch my 600lbs life >Get a rock solid boner >Close my 600bs life >Contemplate my life Am I completley doomed? Please, I cannot be the only person this happens to.
Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat) 14:28:52 No.80302362 >Open youtube 232 KB PNG >Watch my 600lbs life >Get a rock solid boner >Close my 600bs life >Contemplate my life Am I completley doomed? Please, I cannot be the only person this happens to.

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Olden Ticket | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)15:30:12 No.80302874 206 KB PNG >Ugh, I'm a lazy f--- who cant get out of bed >Oh! My grandson won a golden ticket?! >I'm gonna f----- breakdance for the first time in 10 years Seriously what a c---.
Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)15:30:12 No.80302874 206 KB PNG >Ugh, I'm a lazy f--- who cant get out of bed >Oh! My grandson won a golden ticket?! >I'm gonna f----- breakdance for the first time in 10 years Seriously what a c---.

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No Country for Young men | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2100YGLp) 166 KB PNG >Declares war on terrorism >Terrorism thrives He had one job. Settings Mobile Home 02/08/25(Sat) 13:25:53 No.496890693
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 2100YGLp) 166 KB PNG >Declares war on terrorism >Terrorism thrives He had one job. Settings Mobile Home 02/08/25(Sat) 13:25:53 No.496890693

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The cucked cucker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 199 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 19:05:59 No.931071825 >Be me >Go to a bar alone on a friday night >I actually have some good alone time while drinking beer and listening to a nice DJ live set >Some time after I look at a very cute girl standing not too far away from me >She also looks at me and blushes >Couple of minutes later she walks to me and starts a small talk >We have a really nice and interesting chat >She then asks me: "Hey, anon, do you like making out?" >I am like: "who doesn't?" >So we start to make out for 10 minutes >She than says that she has to go to a toilet and leaves >I wait for her, but as time goes on she doesn't come back >She finally returns after about 25 minutes should >"Hey anon you are a really nice guy and all, but what we did is wrong cause I have a boyfriend, so you try your luck with some other girl" >She then proceedes to sit with some other guy who I assume is her bf in the corner of the bar where they started making out and cuddling >My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined cause I fumbled a solid 8,5 cutie >I wasn't even in a mood to get drunk, so I decided just to get one shot of vodka and go home Why are women like that? I am not even a virgin, nor do I have problem with finding a date, but that kind of behavior just got me really frustrated and sad
Anonymous 199 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 19:05:59 No.931071825 >Be me >Go to a bar alone on a friday night >I actually have some good alone time while drinking beer and listening to a nice DJ live set >Some time after I look at a very cute girl standing not too far away from me >She also looks at me and blushes >Couple of minutes later she walks to me and starts a small talk >We have a really nice and interesting chat >She then asks me: "Hey, anon, do you like making out?" >I am like: "who doesn't?" >So we start to make out for 10 minutes >She than says that she has to go to a toilet and leaves >I wait for her, but as time goes on she doesn't come back >She finally returns after about 25 minutes should >"Hey anon you are a really nice guy and all, but what we did is wrong cause I have a boyfriend, so you try your luck with some other girl" >She then proceedes to sit with some other guy who I assume is her bf in the corner of the bar where they started making out and cuddling >My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined cause I fumbled a solid 8,5 cutie >I wasn't even in a mood to get drunk, so I decided just to get one shot of vodka and go home Why are women like that? I am not even a virgin, nor do I have problem with finding a date, but that kind of behavior just got me really frustrated and sad

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The fall of Nippon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)20:00:29 No.104168632 bcf5d6_ea54daf8024a43aaad3c70460c00f365~mv2.jpg 97 KB JPG >Japan >Used to be the center for technological innovation >Was always ahead of the U.S >current year >They have no ground breaking Al software of their own >Nothing worth talking about has came from Japan in ages >China is now the king of tech advancement What happened?
: Anonymous 02/01/25(Sat)20:00:29 No.104168632 bcf5d6_ea54daf8024a43aaad3c70460c00f365~mv2.jpg 97 KB JPG >Japan >Used to be the center for technological innovation >Was always ahead of the U.S >current year >They have no ground breaking Al software of their own >Nothing worth talking about has came from Japan in ages >China is now the king of tech advancement What happened?

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anon gets pimp slapped | /r/Greentext

65 KB JPG my bf slapped me. >bf's grandma has a stroke and goes into septic shock >we go to the hospital >he goes in and talks to the doctors >he comes back out and tells me she's been declared braindead >I try to lighten the mood by saying "sounds like not much has changed" >he asks me what I mean >"well, you know... she was always kind of a... you know... ditz... airhead... was that a bad joke?" >he walks over to me and backhands me
65 KB JPG my bf slapped me. >bf's grandma has a stroke and goes into septic shock >we go to the hospital >he goes in and talks to the doctors >he comes back out and tells me she's been declared braindead >I try to lighten the mood by saying "sounds like not much has changed" >he asks me what I mean >"well, you know... she was always kind of a... you know... ditz... airhead... was that a bad joke?" >he walks over to me and backhands me

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Heisencuck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)20:39:39 No.208492354 I f----- Ted skyler-white-breaking-bad.gif 45 KB GIF >This is the best idea a woman could come up with to make man angry
Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)20:39:39 No.208492354 I f----- Ted skyler-white-breaking-bad.gif 45 KB GIF >This is the best idea a woman could come up with to make man angry

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Anon drops the soap | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/25 (Sat) 18:14:16 No.208490433 road house.png 1.7 MB PNG >I used to f--- guys like you in prison lolwut
Anonymous 02/08/25 (Sat) 18:14:16 No.208490433 road house.png 1.7 MB PNG >I used to f--- guys like you in prison lolwut

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Anon philosophizes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 143 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 10:26:27 No.931060018 > Amerifats will f--- anything under 200 pounds >will f--- almost anything over 200 pounds Amerifats literally think skinny = hot. Now we have Hawk Tuah to be considered as "mildly attractive" (to amerifats). She's a f------ gopher you retards.
: Anonymous 143 KB JPG 02/08/25(Sat) 10:26:27 No.931060018 > Amerifats will f--- anything under 200 pounds >will f--- almost anything over 200 pounds Amerifats literally think skinny = hot. Now we have Hawk Tuah to be considered as "mildly attractive" (to amerifats). She's a f------ gopher you retards.

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Smarter than Batman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Invincible 02/07/25(Fri)22:46:51 No.147411435 28 KB JPG >NOOO CECIL! YOU CAN'T JUST REHABILITATE VILLAINS TO USE THEIR SKILLS AND POWERS FOR GOOD! THEY HAVE TO ROT IN PRISON FOREVER (which they'll eventually escape from anyway) FOR KILLING PEOPLE! Jesus what was Mark's problem? Cecil was completely reasonable here.
Anonymous Invincible 02/07/25(Fri)22:46:51 No.147411435 28 KB JPG >NOOO CECIL! YOU CAN'T JUST REHABILITATE VILLAINS TO USE THEIR SKILLS AND POWERS FOR GOOD! THEY HAVE TO ROT IN PRISON FOREVER (which they'll eventually escape from anyway) FOR KILLING PEOPLE! Jesus what was Mark's problem? Cecil was completely reasonable here.

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Shoutout to wholesome mom | /r/Greentext

9.9 kB JPG >be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password... >"lovemom" >love you mom
9.9 kB JPG >be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first >feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter >thanks mom >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft >fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it >look around for paper with username and password >find it >username is my name spelled backwards >lol >password... >"lovemom" >love you mom

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Anonymous L'OREAL 12/07/18(Fri)19:13 >friday night >shower >shave beard >hair product >new jacket >new shoes 59 KB JPG >apply fragrance >say goodnight to parents >hide in the woods until 2am
Anonymous L'OREAL 12/07/18(Fri)19:13 >friday night >shower >shave beard >hair product >new jacket >new shoes 59 KB JPG >apply fragrance >say goodnight to parents >hide in the woods until 2am

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File: tumblr_f6294e4ecaf8acc01d(...).jpg (351 KB, 1000x1500) Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)21:40:49 No.931053241 [Reply] ► >f-- all my life >want to be straight, literally no attraction to women >try jacking off to straight p---, women >it's f----- up, but find a method that works >keep a faint image of an attractive man in my head during sex (not enough to distract myself from the sex and draw attention) >tell myself "I am banging a man" as a mantra in my head during it >this dumb method has got me laid, dating a girl, and able to be intimate and kiss without much disgust >euphoric that I found a way to be straight Now I just do it for life, right? Homos just do this.
File: tumblr_f6294e4ecaf8acc01d(...).jpg (351 KB, 1000x1500) Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)21:40:49 No.931053241 [Reply] ► >f-- all my life >want to be straight, literally no attraction to women >try jacking off to straight p---, women >it's f----- up, but find a method that works >keep a faint image of an attractive man in my head during sex (not enough to distract myself from the sex and draw attention) >tell myself "I am banging a man" as a mantra in my head during it >this dumb method has got me laid, dating a girl, and able to be intimate and kiss without much disgust >euphoric that I found a way to be straight Now I just do it for life, right? Homos just do this.

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