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: Anonymous >It's over. 423 KB JPG 09/01/24(Sun) 22:40:27 No.78671220 >friends are all unavailable right now >bored as s--- >go onto one of those omegle clone websites >connect with a bunch of normies >its chill shockingly >get connected with another zoomerbro >talk about me being an unlovable f----- >"nah bro youre like a 6, girls will like you i promise just put yourself out there" >part ways >get connected with a girl >"ohhh... youre ugly" >get skipped Why do zoomer f------ lie about this s---? Do they not want us to kill ourselves?
: Anonymous >It's over. 423 KB JPG 09/01/24(Sun) 22:40:27 No.78671220 >friends are all unavailable right now >bored as s--- >go onto one of those omegle clone websites >connect with a bunch of normies >its chill shockingly >get connected with another zoomerbro >talk about me being an unlovable f----- >"nah bro youre like a 6, girls will like you i promise just put yourself out there" >part ways >get connected with a girl >"ohhh... youre ugly" >get skipped Why do zoomer f------ lie about this s---? Do they not want us to kill ourselves?

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Anon does not like mudslimes | /r/Greentext

everyone claps >talk s--- about chinks eveyone claps >talk s--- about mudslimes | Muslims are a protected class on this board Anonymous (ID: HRV4QGdC) 09/02/24(Mon)05:32:14 No.480336083 [Reply] ► /pol/ logic: >talk s--- about n------ everyone claps >talk s--- about jews everyone claps >talk s--- about whites everyone claps >talk s--- about christians everyone claps >talk s--- about jeets everyone claps >talk s--- about wetbacks everyone gets triggered, offended, and calls you a jew You f------ retards are goddamn cowards and deserve everything that is happening to the west right now. You are afraid of the sand n------ and are allowing them to ruin europe. The muslim comes here, says something in their disgusting language and you all cower in fear, they then ruin everything and then the n------, which are scavengers, finish the job Death to muhammad piss be upon her
everyone claps >talk s--- about chinks eveyone claps >talk s--- about mudslimes | Muslims are a protected class on this board Anonymous (ID: HRV4QGdC) 09/02/24(Mon)05:32:14 No.480336083 [Reply] ► /pol/ logic: >talk s--- about n------ everyone claps >talk s--- about jews everyone claps >talk s--- about whites everyone claps >talk s--- about christians everyone claps >talk s--- about jeets everyone claps >talk s--- about wetbacks everyone gets triggered, offended, and calls you a jew You f------ retards are goddamn cowards and deserve everything that is happening to the west right now. You are afraid of the sand n------ and are allowing them to ruin europe. The muslim comes here, says something in their disgusting language and you all cower in fear, they then ruin everything and then the n------, which are scavengers, finish the job Death to muhammad piss be upon her

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Anon needs to change his diet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 688 KB PNG 06/06/22(Mon) 11:02:32 No.67072123 >Drink a sugary drink >Take a piss >Piss smells like sugar >Realize that my body literally filters out excess sugar for me and I don't need to worry about it anymore : Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)11:04:27 No.67072145 >>67072123 (OP) # Anon... >>67072213 #
: Anonymous 688 KB PNG 06/06/22(Mon) 11:02:32 No.67072123 >Drink a sugary drink >Take a piss >Piss smells like sugar >Realize that my body literally filters out excess sugar for me and I don't need to worry about it anymore : Anonymous 06/06/22(Mon)11:04:27 No.67072145 >>67072123 (OP) # Anon... >>67072213 #

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Anon is italian american | /r/Greentext

File: 62667 - SoyBooru.png (343 KB, 800x799) یاد Italian-Americans Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)16:25:15 No.17017313 >Immigrates to America in the 1920s >Immediately takes over New York and New Jersey from the Irish >Refuse racemixing and integration even with whites >Destroys the black community with crime and drugs >>17017318 >>17017319 >>17017337 >>17017417 >>17017425 >>17017472 >Among the only real euro-American immigrant cultures left standing today >Singlehandedly keeps New York and New Jersey half Republican despite s---/nig incursion Why are they so powerful bros?
File: 62667 - SoyBooru.png (343 KB, 800x799) یاد Italian-Americans Anonymous 08/29/24(Thu)16:25:15 No.17017313 >Immigrates to America in the 1920s >Immediately takes over New York and New Jersey from the Irish >Refuse racemixing and integration even with whites >Destroys the black community with crime and drugs >>17017318 >>17017319 >>17017337 >>17017417 >>17017425 >>17017472 >Among the only real euro-American immigrant cultures left standing today >Singlehandedly keeps New York and New Jersey half Republican despite s---/nig incursion Why are they so powerful bros?

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Anon is sick of brainrot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat) 10:33:15 No.23756042 >>23756310 >>23756378 >>2375645 >Write a "long" (aka > 100 words) post on literally any platform now >Get accused of yapping, get told no one is reading that s---, "tl;dr" etc. There is no solution to this s---, is there?
Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat) 10:33:15 No.23756042 >>23756310 >>23756378 >>2375645 >Write a "long" (aka > 100 words) post on literally any platform now >Get accused of yapping, get told no one is reading that s---, "tl;dr" etc. There is no solution to this s---, is there?

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Earl of Sandwich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/27/21 (Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 52 KB JPG >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash
: Anonymous 08/27/21 (Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 52 KB JPG >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash

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Anon wants a cure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I want to believe 32 KB JPG in myself 08/30/24(Fri)20:29:21 No.38704751 >drive kinda far outside of town in my car at night >look up at the night sky and hope to see a UFO >hope one would know how to fix what's wrong with my brain >remember that even aliens probably want nothing to do with me either >drive home defeated Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)20:32:41 No.38704766 >>38704751 (OP) # Nothing wrong with your brain. I wouldn't do what you do, though, for two reasons: 1. Putting miles on your car. 2. Gas money. For those two reasons I wouldn't leave town even if Henry Cavill offered me to f--- his ass. Actually, I might drive out for Cavill, though. >>38704806 # Anonymous >>38704766 # 08/30/24(Fri)20:38:50 No.38704806 >Nothing wrong with your brain. You are wrong. >I wouldn't do what you do, though, for two reasons: >1. Putting miles on your car. >2. Gas money. I don't really care. I at least get good gas milage.
Anonymous I want to believe 32 KB JPG in myself 08/30/24(Fri)20:29:21 No.38704751 >drive kinda far outside of town in my car at night >look up at the night sky and hope to see a UFO >hope one would know how to fix what's wrong with my brain >remember that even aliens probably want nothing to do with me either >drive home defeated Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)20:32:41 No.38704766 >>38704751 (OP) # Nothing wrong with your brain. I wouldn't do what you do, though, for two reasons: 1. Putting miles on your car. 2. Gas money. For those two reasons I wouldn't leave town even if Henry Cavill offered me to f--- his ass. Actually, I might drive out for Cavill, though. >>38704806 # Anonymous >>38704766 # 08/30/24(Fri)20:38:50 No.38704806 >Nothing wrong with your brain. You are wrong. >I wouldn't do what you do, though, for two reasons: >1. Putting miles on your car. >2. Gas money. I don't really care. I at least get good gas milage.

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Anon makes a joke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69 KB PNG 11/27/18(Tue)14:41:36 No.63241745 Got kicked out of the DnD group I've been with for five f------ years. If a transwoman shows up one night to your group, DO NOT say "oh s--- that's awesome that's like double roleplay". >>63241752 # >>63241762 #
Anonymous 69 KB PNG 11/27/18(Tue)14:41:36 No.63241745 Got kicked out of the DnD group I've been with for five f------ years. If a transwoman shows up one night to your group, DO NOT say "oh s--- that's awesome that's like double roleplay". >>63241752 # >>63241762 #

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Tora! Tora! Tora! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:07:34 No.4843689 THS Coach "Eeeehhhhh?! Meanie!" 01d5fb8037cfb206b84876432f83c08f551d3d4088ec1ab557b0e6552560 54 KB JPG >dog breaks tooth while chewing big stick >is ok days later >dog gets hit by a car and is limping in pain >2 days later is fine again do dogs have super regenerative abilities? I thought my dog was gonna be bedridden for months and not make a full recovery. Pic unrelated.
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:07:34 No.4843689 THS Coach "Eeeehhhhh?! Meanie!" 01d5fb8037cfb206b84876432f83c08f551d3d4088ec1ab557b0e6552560 54 KB JPG >dog breaks tooth while chewing big stick >is ok days later >dog gets hit by a car and is limping in pain >2 days later is fine again do dogs have super regenerative abilities? I thought my dog was gonna be bedridden for months and not make a full recovery. Pic unrelated.

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Woman story | /r/Greentext

Stories of Women Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)14:10:14 No.923758386 [Reply] This happened yesterday into last night. >Girl in our group, Sarah, on the dating apps >She likes to swipe right on everyone, then decide if she's interested after matching >doesn't respond to anyone, just shows pics and laughs at them >finally matches with a guy she's actually interested in, Fabio looking dude >she's going on and on about his hair >his amazing hair >"oh my god LOOK at that hair" Nothing too bad so far, but then >group is going out to eat later >she invites Fabio without asking anyone >he shows up, it's awkward as f--- for the lad >Fabio is charming enough to turn it around and becomes liked by the table >Sarah being really annoying, asking to touch his hair, etc >"What kind of car do you drive?" >"Oh you biked here? But you have a car right" >"do you like Harry Potter?" It's cringe, but Fabio's big chilling. But then >"so how do you get your hair like that?" >Fabio explains his routine, women's shampoo and conditioner, big sexy hair >feel the mood shift >Sarah starts ignoring Fabio >finally, dinner's over >Sarah tries to get Fabio to pay for the entire table (???), Fabio looking terrified >other guy friend in group was planning to pay and saves him, even covers Fabio >Sarah lies to Fabio and says she's meeting another friend somewhere >Says she really enjoyed their date and can't wait to see him again >Fabio rides off on his bike with his big sexy hair ... BUT THEN >Sarah starts roasting Fabio >makes fun of him for riding bike >makes fun of him for not being willing to pay for entire table >makes fun of his hobbies >and finally >after all that obsession about his hair >makes fun of his hair care routine >says she could never be into a guy who uses separate conditioner/hair product >he's a "p----", he's "a girly boy", "kind of gay" >also "broke n----" (he's white, so is she) >girls in group AGREE >men looking BEWILDERED She loves his hair but he's an unfuckable gay p---- for styling it. Women.
Stories of Women Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)14:10:14 No.923758386 [Reply] This happened yesterday into last night. >Girl in our group, Sarah, on the dating apps >She likes to swipe right on everyone, then decide if she's interested after matching >doesn't respond to anyone, just shows pics and laughs at them >finally matches with a guy she's actually interested in, Fabio looking dude >she's going on and on about his hair >his amazing hair >"oh my god LOOK at that hair" Nothing too bad so far, but then >group is going out to eat later >she invites Fabio without asking anyone >he shows up, it's awkward as f--- for the lad >Fabio is charming enough to turn it around and becomes liked by the table >Sarah being really annoying, asking to touch his hair, etc >"What kind of car do you drive?" >"Oh you biked here? But you have a car right" >"do you like Harry Potter?" It's cringe, but Fabio's big chilling. But then >"so how do you get your hair like that?" >Fabio explains his routine, women's shampoo and conditioner, big sexy hair >feel the mood shift >Sarah starts ignoring Fabio >finally, dinner's over >Sarah tries to get Fabio to pay for the entire table (???), Fabio looking terrified >other guy friend in group was planning to pay and saves him, even covers Fabio >Sarah lies to Fabio and says she's meeting another friend somewhere >Says she really enjoyed their date and can't wait to see him again >Fabio rides off on his bike with his big sexy hair ... BUT THEN >Sarah starts roasting Fabio >makes fun of him for riding bike >makes fun of him for not being willing to pay for entire table >makes fun of his hobbies >and finally >after all that obsession about his hair >makes fun of his hair care routine >says she could never be into a guy who uses separate conditioner/hair product >he's a "p----", he's "a girly boy", "kind of gay" >also "broke n----" (he's white, so is she) >girls in group AGREE >men looking BEWILDERED She loves his hair but he's an unfuckable gay p---- for styling it. Women.

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Anon is nerd | /r/Greentext

A A 355 KB JPG ANGUNA >be me in middle school >Playing minish cap on my android tablet >During apple vs Android debate I bring up the fact that you can sideload and emulate on Android >Get called a f------ nerd by everyone >Be me today >Scrolling socials >"New emulator hits apple app store" >1000s of apple fans jerking it off >Literally have had all of these emulators on the play store downloaded since the day I got my pixel 3 >White women freaking out about how they can play Pokemon on their phone The whole "android did it first" thing is so real and Apple consumers are actual NPCs for this s--- : Anonymous >>917141684 (OP) # Lol nerd 04/19/24(Fri)13:32:02 No.917141704
A A 355 KB JPG ANGUNA >be me in middle school >Playing minish cap on my android tablet >During apple vs Android debate I bring up the fact that you can sideload and emulate on Android >Get called a f------ nerd by everyone >Be me today >Scrolling socials >"New emulator hits apple app store" >1000s of apple fans jerking it off >Literally have had all of these emulators on the play store downloaded since the day I got my pixel 3 >White women freaking out about how they can play Pokemon on their phone The whole "android did it first" thing is so real and Apple consumers are actual NPCs for this s--- : Anonymous >>917141684 (OP) # Lol nerd 04/19/24(Fri)13:32:02 No.917141704

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Gender swapped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/2024 15:31:28 > Be me 27M No.98258634 236 KB JPEG > Use one of those Al app to make myself a female > Lowkey have similarities with some of my female cousins as a girl > Damn i'm smocking hot > Anons, is it normal to masturbate to a gender swapped verison of you?
Anonymous 01/09/2024 15:31:28 > Be me 27M No.98258634 236 KB JPEG > Use one of those Al app to make myself a female > Lowkey have similarities with some of my female cousins as a girl > Damn i'm smocking hot > Anons, is it normal to masturbate to a gender swapped verison of you?

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Tolkien Would Approve | /r/Greentext

File: images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)21:39:45 No.202876254 >>202878313 >>202876530 >>202877210 >>202877241 >>202877356 >>202877403 >Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you that should one ever expand upon the tale of Helm Hammerhand, mighty warlord of Rohan, that they should pay especial attention to his unnamed daughter and, indeed, most essential of all, they should give her a mighty bosom - a mountain chest that would make Helen of Troy envious, and lead to more conflict than she did - and they must accentuate it in each and every possible way, perhaps with what the young folk today call a 'tiddy girdle'. And dont forget Fréaláf Hildeson, I've never mentioned this but he needs to be half African, like one of those zulus. Dont forget that Christopher. What would Tolkien think about this new anime? Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:45:02 No.202877356 >>202877403 File:R (1).jpg (651 KB, 2500x1673) >>202876254 (OP) >Christopher my son, do you recall how I described the Dunlendings and men of Eriador as tawny skinned and dark haired? If my works are ever adapted by some Nipponese cartoon studio or perhaps a trading card game, you MUST insist that they are black Africans such as those who dwell in deepest Congo, and not Irishmen and Welshmen who all Anglo-Saxon men of my generation would instantly regard as swarthy, dark skinned, primitive and apelike.
File: images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)21:39:45 No.202876254 >>202878313 >>202876530 >>202877210 >>202877241 >>202877356 >>202877403 >Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you that should one ever expand upon the tale of Helm Hammerhand, mighty warlord of Rohan, that they should pay especial attention to his unnamed daughter and, indeed, most essential of all, they should give her a mighty bosom - a mountain chest that would make Helen of Troy envious, and lead to more conflict than she did - and they must accentuate it in each and every possible way, perhaps with what the young folk today call a 'tiddy girdle'. And dont forget Fréaláf Hildeson, I've never mentioned this but he needs to be half African, like one of those zulus. Dont forget that Christopher. What would Tolkien think about this new anime? Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:45:02 No.202877356 >>202877403 File:R (1).jpg (651 KB, 2500x1673) >>202876254 (OP) >Christopher my son, do you recall how I described the Dunlendings and men of Eriador as tawny skinned and dark haired? If my works are ever adapted by some Nipponese cartoon studio or perhaps a trading card game, you MUST insist that they are black Africans such as those who dwell in deepest Congo, and not Irishmen and Welshmen who all Anglo-Saxon men of my generation would instantly regard as swarthy, dark skinned, primitive and apelike.

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The Manchurian customer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 8TMJVTXO) E 爱的抱抱? 1.63 MB WEBM 08/26/24(Mon)14:03:01 No.479626080 >pick up my phone >look at the back >made in china >pick up my keyboard >look at the back >made in china >pick up my monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my 2nd monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my mouse >look at the back >made in china >pick up my electric razor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my flashlight >look at the back >made in china >look at girlfriend's scalp >made in china
Anonymous (ID: 8TMJVTXO) E 爱的抱抱? 1.63 MB WEBM 08/26/24(Mon)14:03:01 No.479626080 >pick up my phone >look at the back >made in china >pick up my keyboard >look at the back >made in china >pick up my monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my 2nd monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my mouse >look at the back >made in china >pick up my electric razor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my flashlight >look at the back >made in china >look at girlfriend's scalp >made in china

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Male self insert dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)01:51:03 No.11715050 male self insert female self insert 532.jpg 1.44 MB JPG Why male self-inserts are always ugly? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)01:53:04 No.11715053 Girls want to be pretty and loved for their beauty Boys want to be ugly and still be loved for who they truly are
Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)01:51:03 No.11715050 male self insert female self insert 532.jpg 1.44 MB JPG Why male self-inserts are always ugly? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)01:53:04 No.11715053 Girls want to be pretty and loved for their beauty Boys want to be ugly and still be loved for who they truly are

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Anon trains a colleague | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4824.jpg (519 KB, 1242x852) Alone with chick Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)03:36:07 No.78665531 [Reply] >be me >work >new chick I have to train >just me and her. No one else works these hours (night) >slow work load atm >no cameras >we both have above average looks. I'm a tier or 2 higher if anything What are the chances we start banging? I looked at the stats. "More than 60 percent of employees have engaged in some kind of romantic relationship at the workplace". That 60% is at a normal job with high stress/high volume, cameras, and with multiple coworkers. Not a low stress/slow place one with no cameras and where it's only me and her so I imagine I have like an 80-90% chance. I won't be making the first move though. She has to flirt with me for me to flirt back.
File: IMG_4824.jpg (519 KB, 1242x852) Alone with chick Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)03:36:07 No.78665531 [Reply] >be me >work >new chick I have to train >just me and her. No one else works these hours (night) >slow work load atm >no cameras >we both have above average looks. I'm a tier or 2 higher if anything What are the chances we start banging? I looked at the stats. "More than 60 percent of employees have engaged in some kind of romantic relationship at the workplace". That 60% is at a normal job with high stress/high volume, cameras, and with multiple coworkers. Not a low stress/slow place one with no cameras and where it's only me and her so I imagine I have like an 80-90% chance. I won't be making the first move though. She has to flirt with me for me to flirt back.

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Comment some greentexts that make you say this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>250315721 03/20/23(Mon)06:27:36 No.250316175 Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance
Anonymous >>250315721 03/20/23(Mon)06:27:36 No.250316175 Very normal thing to say, call a family member and read what you typed out loud to them when you get the chance

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Anon is horny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat)12:49:14 No.38709409 >Get tulpa/waifu >F--- her >Forget her W--. I need real lasting love. How long does it take to find the one that outlasts my horniness? 08/31/24(Sat) 12:50:59 No.38709420 you dont need anything other than yourself
: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat)12:49:14 No.38709409 >Get tulpa/waifu >F--- her >Forget her W--. I need real lasting love. How long does it take to find the one that outlasts my horniness? 08/31/24(Sat) 12:50:59 No.38709420 you dont need anything other than yourself

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Anon has an addiction problem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: xSt1a+qW 97 KB JPG 05/28/22(Sat)09:32:05 No.379876742 I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.
Anonymous (ID: xSt1a+qW 97 KB JPG 05/28/22(Sat)09:32:05 No.379876742 I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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Anon wants to profit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: optGH+jf) 08/31/24(Sat)14:06:28 No.58924840 918 KB PNG 2 Replies >wake up Saturday morning after night of drinking >have to check all of my messaging apps to see what I sent and get a damage report How do I profit from this? View Thread
Anonymous (ID: optGH+jf) 08/31/24(Sat)14:06:28 No.58924840 918 KB PNG 2 Replies >wake up Saturday morning after night of drinking >have to check all of my messaging apps to see what I sent and get a damage report How do I profit from this? View Thread

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