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File: images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)21:39:45 No.202876254 >>202878313 >>202876530 >>202877210 >>202877241 >>202877356 >>202877403 >Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you that should one ever expand upon the tale of Helm Hammerhand, mighty warlord of Rohan, that they should pay especial attention to his unnamed daughter and, indeed, most essential of all, they should give her a mighty bosom - a mountain chest that would make Helen of Troy envious, and lead to more conflict than she did - and they must accentuate it in each and every possible way, perhaps with what the young folk today call a 'tiddy girdle'. And dont forget Fréaláf Hildeson, I've never mentioned this but he needs to be half African, like one of those zulus. Dont forget that Christopher. What would Tolkien think about this new anime? Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:45:02 No.202877356 >>202877403 File:R (1).jpg (651 KB, 2500x1673) >>202876254 (OP) >Christopher my son, do you recall how I described the Dunlendings and men of Eriador as tawny skinned and dark haired? If my works are ever adapted by some Nipponese cartoon studio or perhaps a trading card game, you MUST insist that they are black Africans such as those who dwell in deepest Congo, and not Irishmen and Welshmen who all Anglo-Saxon men of my generation would instantly regard as swarthy, dark skinned, primitive and apelike.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous (ID: 8TMJVTXO) E 爱的抱抱? 1.63 MB WEBM 08/26/24(Mon)14:03:01 No.479626080 >pick up my phone >look at the back >made in china >pick up my keyboard >look at the back >made in china >pick up my monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my 2nd monitor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my mouse >look at the back >made in china >pick up my electric razor >look at the back >made in china >pick up my flashlight >look at the back >made in china >look at girlfriend's scalp >made in china

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File: IMG_4824.jpg (519 KB, 1242x852) Alone with chick Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)03:36:07 No.78665531 [Reply] >be me >work >new chick I have to train >just me and her. No one else works these hours (night) >slow work load atm >no cameras >we both have above average looks. I'm a tier or 2 higher if anything What are the chances we start banging? I looked at the stats. "More than 60 percent of employees have engaged in some kind of romantic relationship at the workplace". That 60% is at a normal job with high stress/high volume, cameras, and with multiple coworkers. Not a low stress/slow place one with no cameras and where it's only me and her so I imagine I have like an 80-90% chance. I won't be making the first move though. She has to flirt with me for me to flirt back.

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: Anonymous 104 KB JPG Anonymous 08/31/24(Sat)12:49:14 No.38709409 >Get tulpa/waifu >F--- her >Forget her W--. I need real lasting love. How long does it take to find the one that outlasts my horniness? 08/31/24(Sat) 12:50:59 No.38709420 you dont need anything other than yourself

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Anonymous (ID: xSt1a+qW 97 KB JPG 05/28/22(Sat)09:32:05 No.379876742 I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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Anonymous (ID: optGH+jf) 08/31/24(Sat)14:06:28 No.58924840 918 KB PNG 2 Replies >wake up Saturday morning after night of drinking >have to check all of my messaging apps to see what I sent and get a damage report How do I profit from this? View Thread

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Is Germany done? Anonymous (ID: y6NJ015U) 08/31/24(S >no free speech >go outside walking with a good friend of mine >friend tells me he's thinking about leaving Germany Problems for him: >mass immigration, feeling like a refugee in the own country >high amount of taxes and a s----- salary >no national pride or community feeling >people are really unhappy >stupid laws and bureaucracy >stupid boomers and GenX. Entitled to themselves with just work harder mentality and living in a bubble >not being able to afford an appartment or a good house >asks me about my opinion >say I'm not sure but I can understand him

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Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)19:27:42 No.200399045 >>200399155 >>200399192 >>200399229 >>200399315 >>200400409 Why have Japanese productions fallen so far from the 1980s? Better series, actual good cinematography, idols that are way hotter than modern idols, ability to actually use lighting. How can J--- look at their 80s shows and not realise something has gone very wrong? Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)19:37:58 No.200399315 >>200399472 File: 1692566457695038.png (760 KB, 824x1146) money >>200399045 (OP). You can literally blame everything on this n----- and Johnny Kitagawa. >Sonny Chiba (A stuntman's stuntman who would nearly get himself killed on a routine basis) retired from running the JAC (Now JAE), one of the premier stuntman guilds in Japan that he personally founded, in the 90s and left it to Osamu Kaneda (picrel) - a stuntman whose history was mostly just hopping off of trampolines and doing filler positions instead of any of his proteges, and Kaneda didn't have Chiba's vision of producing action stars, meaning he wasn't hiring stuntmen who were also skilled actors >This contributed to Japanese entertainment's disillusionment with actors who could do stuntwork and action in favor of more glamorous male model actors with little to no action skills >Any multi-threat stuntmen/actors f----- off to mainland Asia (Hong Kong, China, Korea) or the U.S. to further their careers or work in more advisory/director roles >After a few years, the "waifish prettyboy" archetype of actors surges in popularity as a few J-dramas have these prettyboy actors engage in homoeroticism fuel which just immediately makes >Japanese productions moved from "Self-destructive action" to "Attractive people's drama between each other" which further alienated the 70s-80s Japanese star ideal of being a handsome stuntman with good acting skills, leaning in favor of more archetypically "pretty" actors with modeling and musical skills to couple with their acting instead of action, typically from male idol agencies like Johnny Kitagawa's "Johnny & Associates" or Lespros >Ambition and practically-filmed stylishness fall to the wayside because these things don't complement unathletic male models This is the reality of it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is simply ignorant or doesn't know.

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG like me 08/25/24(Sun)14:40:13 No.201418717 >Fell for the trad Asian waifu meme back in 2016 >Married a 7/10 Japanese tourist and turned her into a trad housewife >Had our first and only daughter in 2017 >Thought it was gonna be an epic bleaching like /pol/ told me and my kid would be blonde and blue eyed >Kiddo is basically 100% Asian, looks identical to any other J-- kid >Only sign of being a hapa is chestnut brown hair >People don't believe me when I say she's my daughter, they think I'm a cuck >Had the police called on me at the park because Karen thought I abducted an Asian child >Wife teases me for it, says other wives ask what Asian country the father is from >tfw she taughter daughter Japanese >tfw she's pregnant again >tfw genetic line dies with me Don't fall for the meme bros. I am a genetic dead end. Learn from my mistakes. Biggest regret of my life.

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Anonymous 08/30/24(Fri)12:55:23 No.78649658 >be me >26 years old >6/10 khhu >see cute 8/10 31 year old waitress >always smiling always happy >cholo time >-whip out d--- and start singing whale songs- >take time to get to know her a little >speak with her every day for a bit because she never catches a break and try making jokes and finding common ground >daysbecomeweeks.jpg >try finding as much time as I can to spend together >keep talking she seems super nice and talkative for the time she can spare >confess and ask if she wants to be gf >rejection >she starts avoiding me and becomes more reserved >allsmilesstoppedtogether.jpg >spot her the next minute smiling and talking for an hour on table across the room with a 7/10 34 year old >mfw I realise she likes this random guy she has never spoken to before >mfw I realise she could take a break whenever and I was just being boring and annoying and making awkward conversation because thats her job >doomer Is it over for me b/ros? Where did I go wrong? I can't shake the feeling I missed a few steps in between? How can I be a more interesting conversationalist?

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Anonymous (ID: KADnHpt9 >>478836283 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon)09:46:46 No.478837058 >Detail Dad's abuse and name calling >Therapist stifles a little laugh >"Sorry, anon, it's just funny. I can see where he's coming from." >Irritated, tell her that she's bad at her job and making me much worse >"Anon, that's uncalled for." >Now she's crying >Asks me to leave early >478837313 # Anonymous (ID: SSfXEI4r >>478837058 # 08/19/24(Mon)09:50:14 No.478837313 You made the mistake of ever thinking a female "therapist" could ever help you

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File: images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)21:39:45 No.202876254 >>202878313 >>202876530 >>202877210 >>202877241 >>202877356 >>202877403 >Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you that should one ever expand upon the tale of Helm Hammerhand, mighty warlord of Rohan, that they should pay especial attention to his unnamed daughter and, indeed, most essential of all, they should give her a mighty bosom - a mountain chest that would make Helen of Troy envious, and lead to more conflict than she did - and they must accentuate it in each and every possible way, perhaps with what the young folk today call a 'tiddy girdle'. And dont forget Fréaláf Hildeson, I've never mentioned this but he needs to be half African, like one of those zulus. Dont forget that Christopher. What would Tolkien think about this new anime? Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)22:45:02 No.202877356 >>202877403 File:R (1).jpg (651 KB, 2500x1673) >>202876254 (OP) >Christopher my son, do you recall how I described the Dunlendings and men of Eriador as tawny skinned and dark haired? If my works are ever adapted by some Nipponese cartoon studio or perhaps a trading card game, you MUST insist that they are black Africans such as those who dwell in deepest Congo, and not Irishmen and Welshmen who all Anglo-Saxon men of my generation would instantly regard as swarthy, dark skinned, primitive and apelike.

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