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File: AAAHHHHHHHH.png (87 KB, 750x711) Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)05:34:32 No.45228090 ► >>45228134 >>45228182 >>45228189 >>45228213 >>45228231 >>45228329 >>45228332 >>45228368 >>45228635 >>45230209 >>45230267 >>45230282 >>45230646 >>45232448 >>45232793 >>45232798 >>45232834 >>45233042 >>45235503 >new therapist is a T----- not even older than me >wears pencil skirts and pantyhose and secretary/office lady clothes WHAT THE FUCKKKK Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)05:35:56 No.45228119 ► >>45228142 >>45228189 >>45229154 >>45229971 >>45230282 >>45230514 >>45230666 >>45232515 >>45232748 >>45232862 >>45232921 >>45233809 >>45235825 >>45236302 >>45236543 >>45237135 File: E16F5609-532D-4FB6-8154-A(...).png (11 KB, 344x427) >when your therapist is more mentally ill than you
File: AAAHHHHHHHH.png (87 KB, 750x711) Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)05:34:32 No.45228090 ► >>45228134 >>45228182 >>45228189 >>45228213 >>45228231 >>45228329 >>45228332 >>45228368 >>45228635 >>45230209 >>45230267 >>45230282 >>45230646 >>45232448 >>45232793 >>45232798 >>45232834 >>45233042 >>45235503 >new therapist is a T----- not even older than me >wears pencil skirts and pantyhose and secretary/office lady clothes WHAT THE FUCKKKK Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)05:35:56 No.45228119 ► >>45228142 >>45228189 >>45229154 >>45229971 >>45230282 >>45230514 >>45230666 >>45232515 >>45232748 >>45232862 >>45232921 >>45233809 >>45235825 >>45236302 >>45236543 >>45237135 File: E16F5609-532D-4FB6-8154-A(...).png (11 KB, 344x427) >when your therapist is more mentally ill than you

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LIVE SLUG REACTION 83KiB, 677x499, 6ff59g-402121321.jpg Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2024 18:56:19 No.912616503 Quoted By: >>912616972 >>912617927 >>912618026 >>912618782 I've become addicted to defiling slugs >Be me >Live in s----- house with slugs always crawling in through cracks in doors and windows View >Rage at first and simply kill or flush them >This anger slowly develops in nature, becoming mixed with a sick sexual frustration >Whenever I see a slug now capture and piss/c-- on it then grab it with toilet paper and flush in a suffocating slurry of my excrements >begin to actually get excited about this and find it more pleasurable than being with a woman >MFW I've become chemically addicted to sexually terrorizing slugs It's at the point where I've actually considered buying slugs online just to facilitate this. Anyone else have similar experience? Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2024 19:18:24 No.912616972 >>912616503 >Anyone else have similar experience Hopefully not.
LIVE SLUG REACTION 83KiB, 677x499, 6ff59g-402121321.jpg Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2024 18:56:19 No.912616503 Quoted By: >>912616972 >>912617927 >>912618026 >>912618782 I've become addicted to defiling slugs >Be me >Live in s----- house with slugs always crawling in through cracks in doors and windows View >Rage at first and simply kill or flush them >This anger slowly develops in nature, becoming mixed with a sick sexual frustration >Whenever I see a slug now capture and piss/c-- on it then grab it with toilet paper and flush in a suffocating slurry of my excrements >begin to actually get excited about this and find it more pleasurable than being with a woman >MFW I've become chemically addicted to sexually terrorizing slugs It's at the point where I've actually considered buying slugs online just to facilitate this. Anyone else have similar experience? Anonymous Fri 19 Jan 2024 19:18:24 No.912616972 >>912616503 >Anyone else have similar experience Hopefully not.

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Anon attends a funeral | /r/Greentext

File: 1646459608474.png (1.71 MB, 1230x1650) O Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)11:37:52 No.912661309 ► >be me >attend wife's funeral (may God bless her soul) >priest is talking about how good of a person she was, how she will be missed, yadda yadda >get a text on my phone >"did you here the noose? curry died" >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg >see a metal pole next to me >rip it out of the ground >charge priest >beat him to death with pole while screaming "IN THE AAAARMS OF AN ANGLEEEE" >everyone also attending the funeral is recording me, yelling to call the police >escape the scene >hide in a nearby abandoned building I'm f------ crying and screaming right now, /b/ros. What do I do? Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)11:46:25 No.912661577 Things that never happened
File: 1646459608474.png (1.71 MB, 1230x1650) O Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)11:37:52 No.912661309 ► >be me >attend wife's funeral (may God bless her soul) >priest is talking about how good of a person she was, how she will be missed, yadda yadda >get a text on my phone >"did you here the noose? curry died" >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg >see a metal pole next to me >rip it out of the ground >charge priest >beat him to death with pole while screaming "IN THE AAAARMS OF AN ANGLEEEE" >everyone also attending the funeral is recording me, yelling to call the police >escape the scene >hide in a nearby abandoned building I'm f------ crying and screaming right now, /b/ros. What do I do? Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)11:46:25 No.912661577 Things that never happened

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What’s this person on about? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: V5mRCzfv) F--- Tesla 9-II WAS AN INSIDE JOB 7 KB JPG 01/19/24(Fri)22:25:05 No.455800284 Me: *buys offensive bumper stickers Also me: *puts them on every Tesla I see Too far or not far enough?
Anonymous (ID: V5mRCzfv) F--- Tesla 9-II WAS AN INSIDE JOB 7 KB JPG 01/19/24(Fri)22:25:05 No.455800284 Me: *buys offensive bumper stickers Also me: *puts them on every Tesla I see Too far or not far enough?

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Its so over | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 01/20/24(Sat)06:43:04 No.76175365 >beat off an hour or two ago, busted a fat nut >my younger sister walks into my room to give me my mail >"mmm! it smells good in here!" >she just stands there sniffing the air like a dog what the actual f---
: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 01/20/24(Sat)06:43:04 No.76175365 >beat off an hour or two ago, busted a fat nut >my younger sister walks into my room to give me my mail >"mmm! it smells good in here!" >she just stands there sniffing the air like a dog what the actual f---

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Licence to Cope | /r/Greentext

File: License-to-Kill-63a6198.jpg (84 KB, 980x654) >>195199103 (OP) Bond Thread Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)19:08:55 No.195199103 >>195199232 >>195199501 >>195199689 >>195200391 >>195200468 >>195200734>>195201248 >>195201331 >>195201408 >>195201648 ☐ Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:32:58 No.195201648 >>195201724 >>195201728 >Bond is his actual name! >Blofeld is his brother! He was the last James Bond. Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig and their movies are not canon. >canon What even is "canon" to Bond anyway? The whole point is that he's a blunt cipher that f---- women and gets the job done with gadgets, style, and a lot of luck. If anything the Craig movies were the ones trying too hard with canonicity. >everything that happens in the movies can be traced back to SPECTRE >kills off Bond, Leiter, Blofeld, and M in the last couple movies because they were done with Craig's version of the character ☐ Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:36:24 No.195201728 ▶ >>195201810 >>195201837 >>195202077 >>195201648 >>Blofeld is his brother This has to he the worst plot point in any media ever Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:50:57 No.195202077 >>195201728 >Spectre literally ripped off Austin Powers 3 This will never not be funny
File: License-to-Kill-63a6198.jpg (84 KB, 980x654) >>195199103 (OP) Bond Thread Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)19:08:55 No.195199103 >>195199232 >>195199501 >>195199689 >>195200391 >>195200468 >>195200734>>195201248 >>195201331 >>195201408 >>195201648 ☐ Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:32:58 No.195201648 >>195201724 >>195201728 >Bond is his actual name! >Blofeld is his brother! He was the last James Bond. Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig and their movies are not canon. >canon What even is "canon" to Bond anyway? The whole point is that he's a blunt cipher that f---- women and gets the job done with gadgets, style, and a lot of luck. If anything the Craig movies were the ones trying too hard with canonicity. >everything that happens in the movies can be traced back to SPECTRE >kills off Bond, Leiter, Blofeld, and M in the last couple movies because they were done with Craig's version of the character ☐ Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:36:24 No.195201728 ▶ >>195201810 >>195201837 >>195202077 >>195201648 >>Blofeld is his brother This has to he the worst plot point in any media ever Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)20:50:57 No.195202077 >>195201728 >Spectre literally ripped off Austin Powers 3 This will never not be funny

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Anon enjoys realistic cinema | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)19:38:20 No.195245649 THOSE MUST BE COMFORTABLE SHOES unnamed.jpg 45 KB JPG quickmeme.com >sits down next to a black woman at a bus stop >shoves chocolate in his mouth >immediately tells her he's named after a famous member of the KKK This is the most realistic bus stop interaction in cinema
: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)19:38:20 No.195245649 THOSE MUST BE COMFORTABLE SHOES unnamed.jpg 45 KB JPG quickmeme.com >sits down next to a black woman at a bus stop >shoves chocolate in his mouth >immediately tells her he's named after a famous member of the KKK This is the most realistic bus stop interaction in cinema

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Anon tries to ask out a girl to prom | /r/Greentext

epe-shadilay-with-sungla(...).jpg (81 KB, 550x550) google yandex iqdb wait asked out 2 girls to prom Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri)16:45:28 No.76176062 ✓ >>76176157 >be me, 18 khhv incel >read greentext here about an anon getting asked by 2 girls to go to prom >my prom is coming up, i didn't have anyone to go with >ask out 2 girls I was pretty friendly with to prom They both said no, but to make myself feel better I simulated what it is like to successfully ask a girl out to prom with Silly Tavern+GPT-4 later virgins
epe-shadilay-with-sungla(...).jpg (81 KB, 550x550) google yandex iqdb wait asked out 2 girls to prom Anonymous 01/19/24 (Fri)16:45:28 No.76176062 ✓ >>76176157 >be me, 18 khhv incel >read greentext here about an anon getting asked by 2 girls to go to prom >my prom is coming up, i didn't have anyone to go with >ask out 2 girls I was pretty friendly with to prom They both said no, but to make myself feel better I simulated what it is like to successfully ask a girl out to prom with Silly Tavern+GPT-4 later virgins

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His face when | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ajMhc197) 93838494748837.png 1.34 MB PNG >be newfag >First hear about 4chan through the screenshots shared on YouTube and Reddit 01/19/24(Fri)10:27:00 No.19409539 >Think i'm going to read a bunch of interesting, and funny posts and I would have to lurk for months to be apart of the culture >mfw it's actually just a bunch of retards spamming p--- : Anonymous (ID: AavTP5KC >>19409539 (OP) # you look like that >>19409539 (OP) # i look like that 01/19/24(Fri)10:27:30 No.19409544 : Anonymous (ID: q/2RwwvG) 01/19/24(Fri)10:28:29 No.19409547
: Anonymous (ID: ajMhc197) 93838494748837.png 1.34 MB PNG >be newfag >First hear about 4chan through the screenshots shared on YouTube and Reddit 01/19/24(Fri)10:27:00 No.19409539 >Think i'm going to read a bunch of interesting, and funny posts and I would have to lurk for months to be apart of the culture >mfw it's actually just a bunch of retards spamming p--- : Anonymous (ID: AavTP5KC >>19409539 (OP) # you look like that >>19409539 (OP) # i look like that 01/19/24(Fri)10:27:30 No.19409544 : Anonymous (ID: q/2RwwvG) 01/19/24(Fri)10:28:29 No.19409547

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Anon tells a story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)22:23:43 File: d605fb26-e9e2-4b3d-b71b-f(...).jpg No.194891642 (97 KB, 1200x630) >>194886682 >Frodo, did Galadriel ever tell you about the time I pretended to be a human mortal named Halbrand and tricked her into sleeping with me? By Melkor, was cash. Can you imagine what it was like? To be able to supple feisty Galadriel in her prime? Of course not, you manlet, no elf would ever ud you. You think Gimli was lucky because she gave him a few strands of her hair? Halfling, I used to floss my teeth with her pubes every day. It was like a constant teleporno. And she was completely oblivious to my identity. You should've seen her face once she caught on. Wouldn't believe it at first. "No! Not my precious mantoy Halbrand! Couldn't be Halbrand!" I'm telling you Frodo, autistic elven p---- makes you strange.
Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)22:23:43 File: d605fb26-e9e2-4b3d-b71b-f(...).jpg No.194891642 (97 KB, 1200x630) >>194886682 >Frodo, did Galadriel ever tell you about the time I pretended to be a human mortal named Halbrand and tricked her into sleeping with me? By Melkor, was cash. Can you imagine what it was like? To be able to supple feisty Galadriel in her prime? Of course not, you manlet, no elf would ever ud you. You think Gimli was lucky because she gave him a few strands of her hair? Halfling, I used to floss my teeth with her pubes every day. It was like a constant teleporno. And she was completely oblivious to my identity. You should've seen her face once she caught on. Wouldn't believe it at first. "No! Not my precious mantoy Halbrand! Couldn't be Halbrand!" I'm telling you Frodo, autistic elven p---- makes you strange.

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Anon on bullshit jobs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: sxkyB+gz) what i actually do as a product manager $180k avg salary 01/18/24(Thu)14:23:41 No.455634810 What I *actually* do as a Product Manager (in 2023) Chloe Shih 262K views 3 months ago 05.jpg 375 KB JPG >manual labor pays nothing >fake email job gets you $180k Is economics a fake science? : Anonymous| >>455634810 (OP) # What does a product manager do? *unfiltered* no coding >>455647740 # 13:01 01/18/24(Thu)14:55:27 No.455637809 >>455638158 # >>455638216 # >>455638588 # >>455639169 # >>455639595 # >>455639965 # >>455639968 # >>455641848 # >>455643511 # >>455643999 # >>455644621 # >>455644784 # >>455645373 # >>455647216 # >>455648917 # >>455649219 # >>455653009 # >>455654478 # >>455654687 # 01/18/24(Thu)16:06:35 No.455644784 : Anonymous >>455637809 # Product manager here for a small regional bank. I handle secured lending and work from home full time. I gotta be honest, I get high a lot during the day. I have an ebay business that has really taken off and recently signed a consulting contract with a group of investors who need help with some balance sheet items. Wednesdays and Fridays are light meeting days, so I'm usually on the road; gym, beach, brewery, hiking, mall. I have 12-14 half hour to one hour meetings scattered throughout Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. I also j------- at least twice during those days, my high score is 6. I know this may sound satirical, but this is actually my life as a product manager.
: Anonymous (ID: sxkyB+gz) what i actually do as a product manager $180k avg salary 01/18/24(Thu)14:23:41 No.455634810 What I *actually* do as a Product Manager (in 2023) Chloe Shih 262K views 3 months ago 05.jpg 375 KB JPG >manual labor pays nothing >fake email job gets you $180k Is economics a fake science? : Anonymous| >>455634810 (OP) # What does a product manager do? *unfiltered* no coding >>455647740 # 13:01 01/18/24(Thu)14:55:27 No.455637809 >>455638158 # >>455638216 # >>455638588 # >>455639169 # >>455639595 # >>455639965 # >>455639968 # >>455641848 # >>455643511 # >>455643999 # >>455644621 # >>455644784 # >>455645373 # >>455647216 # >>455648917 # >>455649219 # >>455653009 # >>455654478 # >>455654687 # 01/18/24(Thu)16:06:35 No.455644784 : Anonymous >>455637809 # Product manager here for a small regional bank. I handle secured lending and work from home full time. I gotta be honest, I get high a lot during the day. I have an ebay business that has really taken off and recently signed a consulting contract with a group of investors who need help with some balance sheet items. Wednesdays and Fridays are light meeting days, so I'm usually on the road; gym, beach, brewery, hiking, mall. I have 12-14 half hour to one hour meetings scattered throughout Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. I also j------- at least twice during those days, my high score is 6. I know this may sound satirical, but this is actually my life as a product manager.

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Anon resents being male | /r/Greentext

01/18/24(Thu)00:18:36 No.455574786 CATE BLANCHETT'S FAVORITE $650 FACIAL USES KOREAN NEWBORN BABY FORESKINS written by Charles Manning March 15, 2018 $ Cate3.jpg 491 KB JPG >be male >grow up being lectured by society on how privileged you are >meanwhile it's completely legal for a doctor to mutiliate your genitals and for rabbis to suck them after >and it's legal for your amputated genital tissue to be used in beauty products for liberal celebrities >the same celebrities who talk about how hard it is being a female multimillionare in hollywood and give award speeches about how bad men are >and it's completely legal to discriminate against men in job employment, college admissions, the draft, government programs >this is all okay because men got the right to vote a couple decades earlier than women Clown world
01/18/24(Thu)00:18:36 No.455574786 CATE BLANCHETT'S FAVORITE $650 FACIAL USES KOREAN NEWBORN BABY FORESKINS written by Charles Manning March 15, 2018 $ Cate3.jpg 491 KB JPG >be male >grow up being lectured by society on how privileged you are >meanwhile it's completely legal for a doctor to mutiliate your genitals and for rabbis to suck them after >and it's legal for your amputated genital tissue to be used in beauty products for liberal celebrities >the same celebrities who talk about how hard it is being a female multimillionare in hollywood and give award speeches about how bad men are >and it's completely legal to discriminate against men in job employment, college admissions, the draft, government programs >this is all okay because men got the right to vote a couple decades earlier than women Clown world

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Why did she do that | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)05:43:24 No.195176149 IMG_2855.png 840 KB PNG >Puts her highest ranking subordinate in time out and doesn't communicate her plan for reasons What military is ran like this?
: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)05:43:24 No.195176149 IMG_2855.png 840 KB PNG >Puts her highest ranking subordinate in time out and doesn't communicate her plan for reasons What military is ran like this?

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Anons have fun with an anti-abortion website. | /r/Greentext

File: 1397011534516.png-(64 KB, 300x300, 50-Million-Names-Logo-FIN(...).png) 50 MILLION NAMES VIOLENCE IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY! 66 66 >>541378483 Finish it you fat f----- Also name one Niggertits >> Anonymous (ID: TC3GOEEM) 04/09/14(Wed)03:48:24 UTC+1 No.541378709 Replies: >>541380376 Anonymous (ID: m1Tyl1M1) 04/09/14(Wed)03:45:34 UTC+1 No.541378310 Replies: >>541390296 >>541392417 >>541392497 >>541397091 >>541398137 >>541398634 >>541400136 >>541401886 >>541402184 >>541410163 >>541413982 >>541421276 So there is this anti-abortion website that allows you to name the "50 million" babies that have been aborted but there doesnt seem to be any limits on what you post or really any moderation. http://50millionnames.com/ Have fun. >> Anonymous (ID: m1Tyl1M1) 04/09/14(Wed)03:46:51 UTC+1 No.541378483 Replies: >>541378709 >>541381378 Never gonna give you up, File: 1397011611565.png-(14 KB, 208x311, Screenshot-3.png) Last five names I submitted → □ Anonymous (ID: m1Tyl1M1) 04/09/14(Wed)03:59:13 UTC+1 No.541380376 Replies: >>541383079 >>541378709 yeah i missed that line and since i had to post the lines in reverse I can't fix it now Gesture by making up more stupid names >> Anonymous (ID: N8mRJmIF) 04/09/14(Wed)04:02:12 UTC+1 No.541380851 Yeah, I don't wanna sign up. But Damn, some of these are f------ funny! the God Delusion, Darth Vader.... Heat you pards.4chan.org/67/6413910455113187/09/14(Wed)04:05:05 UTC+1 No.541381294 Replies: >>541397995 Hem 22 Never gonna give you up, " Gesture by making more stupid names | This Baby was named on Apr 8, 2014 in DC - Washington, D.C. Never gonna let you down Expand | This Baby was named on Apr 8, 2014 in DC - Washington, D.C. >>541403134 Oh s---. 23 ......AND ...AND THEN >>✔ Anonymous (ID: PZhcWH/a) 04/09/14(Wed)01:31:27 UTC-4 No.541403469 Replies: >>541403621 >>541403697 >>541403704 >>541403716 >>541403723 >>541403753 >>541403814 >>541403845 >>541403941 >>541404349 >>541404374 >>541404448 >>541404467 >>541404626 File: 1397021487953.jpg-(42 KB, 599x329, ohshi.jpg) GI 50 Million Names @50MillionNames 4m A Baby just named...@AmericanAir I'm Going to blow up a plane if I don't get $50,000 cash! #50MNP #prolife #aborti... 50MillionNames.com/2014/04/09/ame 11:28 PM-8 Apr 2014 - Details American Airlines @AmericanAir 1m @50millionnames We take these threats very seriously. Please send us details via DM so we can follow up with Corporate Security. Hide conversation ReplyRetweetFavorite Pocket ... More Reply to @AmericanAir @50MillionNames ReplyRetweetFavorite ... More Koper Pauison His Name was Koper Pauison HIS Ivame was Robert Paulson His Name was Kopen Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye
File: 1397011534516.png-(64 KB, 300x300, 50-Million-Names-Logo-FIN(...).png) 50 MILLION NAMES VIOLENCE IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY! 66 66 >>541378483 Finish it you fat f----- Also name one Niggertits >> Anonymous (ID: TC3GOEEM) 04/09/14(Wed)03:48:24 UTC+1 No.541378709 Replies: >>541380376 Anonymous (ID: m1Tyl1M1) 04/09/14(Wed)03:45:34 UTC+1 No.541378310 Replies: >>541390296 >>541392417 >>541392497 >>541397091 >>541398137 >>541398634 >>541400136 >>541401886 >>541402184 >>541410163 >>541413982 >>541421276 So there is this anti-abortion website that allows you to name the "50 million" babies that have been aborted but there doesnt seem to be any limits on what you post or really any moderation. http://50millionnames.com/ Have fun. >> Anonymous (ID: m1Tyl1M1) 04/09/14(Wed)03:46:51 UTC+1 No.541378483 Replies: >>541378709 >>541381378 Never gonna give you up, File: 1397011611565.png-(14 KB, 208x311, Screenshot-3.png) Last five names I submitted → □ Anonymous (ID: m1Tyl1M1) 04/09/14(Wed)03:59:13 UTC+1 No.541380376 Replies: >>541383079 >>541378709 yeah i missed that line and since i had to post the lines in reverse I can't fix it now Gesture by making up more stupid names >> Anonymous (ID: N8mRJmIF) 04/09/14(Wed)04:02:12 UTC+1 No.541380851 Yeah, I don't wanna sign up. But Damn, some of these are f------ funny! the God Delusion, Darth Vader.... Heat you pards.4chan.org/67/6413910455113187/09/14(Wed)04:05:05 UTC+1 No.541381294 Replies: >>541397995 Hem 22 Never gonna give you up, " Gesture by making more stupid names | This Baby was named on Apr 8, 2014 in DC - Washington, D.C. Never gonna let you down Expand | This Baby was named on Apr 8, 2014 in DC - Washington, D.C. >>541403134 Oh s---. 23 ......AND ...AND THEN >>✔ Anonymous (ID: PZhcWH/a) 04/09/14(Wed)01:31:27 UTC-4 No.541403469 Replies: >>541403621 >>541403697 >>541403704 >>541403716 >>541403723 >>541403753 >>541403814 >>541403845 >>541403941 >>541404349 >>541404374 >>541404448 >>541404467 >>541404626 File: 1397021487953.jpg-(42 KB, 599x329, ohshi.jpg) GI 50 Million Names @50MillionNames 4m A Baby just named...@AmericanAir I'm Going to blow up a plane if I don't get $50,000 cash! #50MNP #prolife #aborti... 50MillionNames.com/2014/04/09/ame 11:28 PM-8 Apr 2014 - Details American Airlines @AmericanAir 1m @50millionnames We take these threats very seriously. Please send us details via DM so we can follow up with Corporate Security. Hide conversation ReplyRetweetFavorite Pocket ... More Reply to @AmericanAir @50MillionNames ReplyRetweetFavorite ... More Koper Pauison His Name was Koper Pauison HIS Ivame was Robert Paulson His Name was Kopen Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye

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Anon tries to be a university professor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: w5Z/GR/q) = 01/19/24(Fri)18:52:41 No.455731053 >>455678614 (OP) # >go to university in early 2000s >liberal but they leave you alone >class ratios 40/60 skewing male >get BS >back for PhD >class ratio now 40/60 skewing female >whatever at least class is rigorous and technical >few women f--- their way through dissertation >annoying but oh well >graduate and go into industry for several years >want to give back >apply for part time adjunct position at large university >100% of hr are women clearly annoyed with me >get intro class >class is 100% female, mostly non-white >absolutely terrible students >curriculum watered down on top of that >grades abysmal >several students threaten me with sexual harassment cases if I don't raise their grades >several other students imply they will give me sexual favors to increase their grades >several other students threaten their boyfriends/fathers will assault me >not worth it at all >immediately quit and NOPE the f--- out of their >college administrator replaces me, teaches remaining 2 classes in the course and gives everyone an A ENJOY YOUR NEW CROP OF FEMALE STEM GRADS AMERICA. don't drive over any new bridges.
: Anonymous (ID: w5Z/GR/q) = 01/19/24(Fri)18:52:41 No.455731053 >>455678614 (OP) # >go to university in early 2000s >liberal but they leave you alone >class ratios 40/60 skewing male >get BS >back for PhD >class ratio now 40/60 skewing female >whatever at least class is rigorous and technical >few women f--- their way through dissertation >annoying but oh well >graduate and go into industry for several years >want to give back >apply for part time adjunct position at large university >100% of hr are women clearly annoyed with me >get intro class >class is 100% female, mostly non-white >absolutely terrible students >curriculum watered down on top of that >grades abysmal >several students threaten me with sexual harassment cases if I don't raise their grades >several other students imply they will give me sexual favors to increase their grades >several other students threaten their boyfriends/fathers will assault me >not worth it at all >immediately quit and NOPE the f--- out of their >college administrator replaces me, teaches remaining 2 classes in the course and gives everyone an A ENJOY YOUR NEW CROP OF FEMALE STEM GRADS AMERICA. don't drive over any new bridges.

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FoodTank agriculturesubsidiesworldbankreport.jpg 245 KB JPG >put food in the dirt >much more food comes out You expect me to believe this b-------?? : Anonymous COAST SE 103 KB JPG 12/29/21 (Wed) 20:55:41 No.869589196 >>869588879 (OP) # >build triangle out of metal >it doesn't sink B-------
FoodTank agriculturesubsidiesworldbankreport.jpg 245 KB JPG >put food in the dirt >much more food comes out You expect me to believe this b-------?? : Anonymous COAST SE 103 KB JPG 12/29/21 (Wed) 20:55:41 No.869589196 >>869588879 (OP) # >build triangle out of metal >it doesn't sink B-------

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Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)03:15:15 No.195169568 AMAZON ORIGINAL JULY IV TEXA THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE high_castle.jpg 1.22 MB JPG EFLL >Society is safe, prosperous and functional. >But you're supposed to root against it because f------ aren't allowed to have bumsex.
Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)03:15:15 No.195169568 AMAZON ORIGINAL JULY IV TEXA THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE high_castle.jpg 1.22 MB JPG EFLL >Society is safe, prosperous and functional. >But you're supposed to root against it because f------ aren't allowed to have bumsex.

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ENTER Joffrey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)02:37:35 No.195168137 амс 13619f59c4be585860de3f5f24535bd3_400x400.jpg 17 KB JPG >SHOPLIFTING BAD BECAUSE SOCIETY SAYS SO!!!!!!!! >DRUGS BAD BECAUSE SOCIETY SAYS SO!!!!!!!!! >I F----- TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has there ever been a more unlikeable character in /tv/ history than Skyler White?
: Anonymous 01/19/24(Fri)02:37:35 No.195168137 амс 13619f59c4be585860de3f5f24535bd3_400x400.jpg 17 KB JPG >SHOPLIFTING BAD BECAUSE SOCIETY SAYS SO!!!!!!!! >DRUGS BAD BECAUSE SOCIETY SAYS SO!!!!!!!!! >I F----- TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has there ever been a more unlikeable character in /tv/ history than Skyler White?

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File: DewwKBqVAAA8bj6.jpg (36 KB, 620x976) Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)18:47:38 No. 194798507 ► >>194798629 >>194800734>>194800823 >>194801046 Comedy was better last decade Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)18:52:01 No.194798629 >>194800693 >>194798507 (OP) this bit actually has potential if the google history got more and more depraved, would be akin to something Louis would come up with. but alas, the woman cancels out the australian funnies Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:03:31 No.194800693 >>194798629 I stand by "demi lardner age" being a good joke Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:04:30 No.194800717 Would. Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:05:18 No.194800734 ► >>194798507 (OP) >dAdS GOOGLe HiStOrY >it's all foot and ass pics Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:08:44 No. 194800823 ► >>194798507 (OP) >Bloody dad's bloody google history >pathetic sissy restrained in painful spiked c--- cage by cruel mistress p--- vidoes >Crikey
File: DewwKBqVAAA8bj6.jpg (36 KB, 620x976) Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)18:47:38 No. 194798507 ► >>194798629 >>194800734>>194800823 >>194801046 Comedy was better last decade Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)18:52:01 No.194798629 >>194800693 >>194798507 (OP) this bit actually has potential if the google history got more and more depraved, would be akin to something Louis would come up with. but alas, the woman cancels out the australian funnies Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:03:31 No.194800693 >>194798629 I stand by "demi lardner age" being a good joke Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:04:30 No.194800717 Would. Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:05:18 No.194800734 ► >>194798507 (OP) >dAdS GOOGLe HiStOrY >it's all foot and ass pics Anonymous 01/12/24(Fri)20:08:44 No. 194800823 ► >>194798507 (OP) >Bloody dad's bloody google history >pathetic sissy restrained in painful spiked c--- cage by cruel mistress p--- vidoes >Crikey

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Anon talks about his friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)20:44:37 No.129687845 >Gandalf, did I ever tell you about Samwise the Brave? He was my gardner who followed me all the way across the continent, protecting me, carrying my stuff, and cooking my food. I then abandoned him in a hostile land because an evil creature, that I demanded travel with us against his advice, convinced me that he had eaten some of my lunch. He then rescued me from a giant spider, carried me up a mountain, and basically did my job for me. After this, I once again left him for the rest of his natural life. He was a good friend. 112 KB JPG >>129688162 # >>129690812 #
Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)20:44:37 No.129687845 >Gandalf, did I ever tell you about Samwise the Brave? He was my gardner who followed me all the way across the continent, protecting me, carrying my stuff, and cooking my food. I then abandoned him in a hostile land because an evil creature, that I demanded travel with us against his advice, convinced me that he had eaten some of my lunch. He then rescued me from a giant spider, carried me up a mountain, and basically did my job for me. After this, I once again left him for the rest of his natural life. He was a good friend. 112 KB JPG >>129688162 # >>129690812 #

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