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: Anonymous (ID: qKjf1yXL) 01/18/24(Thu)21:48:26 No.455637134 >j--/pol/ creates "j-- tour" >$500 on top of plane ticket >arrive in japan after lifetime of anime and anticipation >japbro greets you "herro, anon. grad you on trip now" >sets you up in a capsule hotel >complimentary cup of noodles >leaves >you hear from next capsule over: "oi, we figya'd youd'be a n----, mate." >its ausbro! >then from a capsule below him: "he ist n----- in spirit, of course, like all ze American." >its a k----! >a pale face wearing a hockey cap peeks down on you from above and winks: "worth the wait, eh, guy?" >its a leaf! >slowly realize the entire board is there >talk about how you were nervous to leave home and pay for some weird tour >talk about how you each plan to beat the record for most wives in japan >spend the next few months as crew of based frens helping eachother stock up your harems >meet up for beer every weekend and go on adventures to find more wives while paying for everything using your other wives paychecks when >>455637392 # >>455638379 # >>455640582 #
: Anonymous (ID: qKjf1yXL) 01/18/24(Thu)21:48:26 No.455637134 >j--/pol/ creates "j-- tour" >$500 on top of plane ticket >arrive in japan after lifetime of anime and anticipation >japbro greets you "herro, anon. grad you on trip now" >sets you up in a capsule hotel >complimentary cup of noodles >leaves >you hear from next capsule over: "oi, we figya'd youd'be a n----, mate." >its ausbro! >then from a capsule below him: "he ist n----- in spirit, of course, like all ze American." >its a k----! >a pale face wearing a hockey cap peeks down on you from above and winks: "worth the wait, eh, guy?" >its a leaf! >slowly realize the entire board is there >talk about how you were nervous to leave home and pay for some weird tour >talk about how you each plan to beat the record for most wives in japan >spend the next few months as crew of based frens helping eachother stock up your harems >meet up for beer every weekend and go on adventures to find more wives while paying for everything using your other wives paychecks when >>455637392 # >>455638379 # >>455640582 #

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: Anonymous I heard zoomers call ROTS "cla(...) Dude, Classic SW Bruh! Best one for real bruh >be me >In target 01/18/24(Thu)07:31:31 No.195131225 STAR REVENGE OF THE SITH WARS classicstarwars.png 587 KB PNG >Revenge of the sith on a TV >teenage Zoomers walk by >one say says: "bro I love classic star wars" >other: "episdoe 3 is the f------ goat" >1st one: "best movie ever" Millennial/Gen-X bros, WE LOST. The prequals are what zoomer think of when they think of star wars.
: Anonymous I heard zoomers call ROTS "cla(...) Dude, Classic SW Bruh! Best one for real bruh >be me >In target 01/18/24(Thu)07:31:31 No.195131225 STAR REVENGE OF THE SITH WARS classicstarwars.png 587 KB PNG >Revenge of the sith on a TV >teenage Zoomers walk by >one say says: "bro I love classic star wars" >other: "episdoe 3 is the f------ goat" >1st one: "best movie ever" Millennial/Gen-X bros, WE LOST. The prequals are what zoomer think of when they think of star wars.

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File: 1705583851263.png (415 KB, 900x598) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.76162036 >silent >easy to produce ammunition >capable of killing anyone, if you're good >impossible to prohibit and monitor Give me a plausible reason why this isn't considered the ultimate weapon
File: 1705583851263.png (415 KB, 900x598) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.76162036 >silent >easy to produce ammunition >capable of killing anyone, if you're good >impossible to prohibit and monitor Give me a plausible reason why this isn't considered the ultimate weapon

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Its not green, but anyway, or you a homosexual heterosexual, or heterosexual homosexual? | /r/Greentext


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File: 1703189128412537.webm (2.95 MB, 720x1280) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:30:07 No.76159324 [Reply] >>76160030 >>76160075 >>76160083 >ASCENDING IS EXTREMELY EASY >DO NOT CONSUME CARBS >DO NOT CONSUME SUGAR >DO MULTIPLE DAY FASTS EVERY WEEK >NEVER STOP EXERCISING >INDUCE STARVATION TO LOSE ABSURD AMOUNTS OF WEIGHT SHORTLY >CLEAN YOUR ROOM >CLEANSE AND MOISTURIZE YOUR FACE >MOISTURIZE YOUR BODY >GET A PROPER, SNOBBY, RICH-PEOPLE HAIRCUT >DON'T BE AN UNCIVILIZED CREATURE >BEA CITY MAN >WEAR FORMAL CLOTHES >USE PEOPLE AS ASSETS >CONFORM TO SOCIAL NORMS DESPITE YOUR INNER THOUGHTS >VIRTUE-SIGNAL ABOUT MAINSTREAM ISSUES TO CLIMB THE SOCIAL LADDER >TREAT WOMEN LIKE RETARDED CHILDREN WHO NEED CARE >ONLY CONSUME EXPENSIVE DRINKS >LOOK DOWN ON THE POOR AND THE DISABLED >USE WOMEN FOR NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR OWN PLEASURE >USE RELATIONSHIPS FOR SOCIAL BENEFITS, BUT CHEAT ON HER CONSTANTLY >FORGET ABOUT "MORALITY", ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOUR PLEASURE >MONEY IS ALL THAT MATTERS >YOU CAN ALWAYS BE THINNER, LOOK BETTER >2024 IS YOUR YEAR, ANON
File: 1703189128412537.webm (2.95 MB, 720x1280) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:30:07 No.76159324 [Reply] >>76160030 >>76160075 >>76160083 >ASCENDING IS EXTREMELY EASY >DO NOT CONSUME CARBS >DO NOT CONSUME SUGAR >DO MULTIPLE DAY FASTS EVERY WEEK >NEVER STOP EXERCISING >INDUCE STARVATION TO LOSE ABSURD AMOUNTS OF WEIGHT SHORTLY >CLEAN YOUR ROOM >CLEANSE AND MOISTURIZE YOUR FACE >MOISTURIZE YOUR BODY >GET A PROPER, SNOBBY, RICH-PEOPLE HAIRCUT >DON'T BE AN UNCIVILIZED CREATURE >BEA CITY MAN >WEAR FORMAL CLOTHES >USE PEOPLE AS ASSETS >CONFORM TO SOCIAL NORMS DESPITE YOUR INNER THOUGHTS >VIRTUE-SIGNAL ABOUT MAINSTREAM ISSUES TO CLIMB THE SOCIAL LADDER >TREAT WOMEN LIKE RETARDED CHILDREN WHO NEED CARE >ONLY CONSUME EXPENSIVE DRINKS >LOOK DOWN ON THE POOR AND THE DISABLED >USE WOMEN FOR NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR OWN PLEASURE >USE RELATIONSHIPS FOR SOCIAL BENEFITS, BUT CHEAT ON HER CONSTANTLY >FORGET ABOUT "MORALITY", ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOUR PLEASURE >MONEY IS ALL THAT MATTERS >YOU CAN ALWAYS BE THINNER, LOOK BETTER >2024 IS YOUR YEAR, ANON

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Anon is intersex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous All new 25 gram Benadryl, made from 1200 pills 25 384 KB PNG 01/17/24(Wed) 22:02:50 No.30578795 >born with ambiguous genitals >assumed to be boy, raised as boy >puberty >woops, all XX chromosomes, estrogen, & time for ur first period >surgery to fix ambiguous genitals into vagina >name got changed >moved to new area and school >had built my dreams around a masculine identity as a kid >hard to identify as a woman now despite undeniably being one >attracted to men but feel like a f-- for it, wish I liked women instead How over is it for me?
: Anonymous All new 25 gram Benadryl, made from 1200 pills 25 384 KB PNG 01/17/24(Wed) 22:02:50 No.30578795 >born with ambiguous genitals >assumed to be boy, raised as boy >puberty >woops, all XX chromosomes, estrogen, & time for ur first period >surgery to fix ambiguous genitals into vagina >name got changed >moved to new area and school >had built my dreams around a masculine identity as a kid >hard to identify as a woman now despite undeniably being one >attracted to men but feel like a f-- for it, wish I liked women instead How over is it for me?

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What did she mean by this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)09:03:48 No.195135036 harry potter banker.jpg 140 KB JPG In Harry Potter, there are subtle clues 01/18/24(Thu)09:11:26 No.195135323 : Anonymous How did she get away with it? 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:15 No.195135356 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # Goblins aren't usually associated with banks 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:46 No.195135375 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # How did she get away with it? How does she continue to get away with it? She must pay the ultimate... price. 01/18/24(Thu)09:16:58 No.195135574 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # >le Jew goblins controlling the banks >Jewish student is name Goldstein >Ching Chong >Incel Snape seethes over a girl for 20 years Was Rowling /our/girl?
: Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)09:03:48 No.195135036 harry potter banker.jpg 140 KB JPG In Harry Potter, there are subtle clues 01/18/24(Thu)09:11:26 No.195135323 : Anonymous How did she get away with it? 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:15 No.195135356 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # Goblins aren't usually associated with banks 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:46 No.195135375 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # How did she get away with it? How does she continue to get away with it? She must pay the ultimate... price. 01/18/24(Thu)09:16:58 No.195135574 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # >le Jew goblins controlling the banks >Jewish student is name Goldstein >Ching Chong >Incel Snape seethes over a girl for 20 years Was Rowling /our/girl?

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Anon just tried to figure out how cats work | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)03:25:16 No.113005535 File: longcat.jpg (26 KB, 180x326) SAUMUS >be me >around 5 or 6 >family visits godmother >she just got a cat >unironically never seen a cat irl before, only in movies >autisticchildcuriosity.jpg >pick the little fella up >start inspecting it >"how does this thing actually work?" >cat first just meows out of confusion >half a minute later starts hissing >eventually scratches my face >I drop her and the little s--- runs away >run to mom telling her what happened >get scolded for pestering the cat
O Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)03:25:16 No.113005535 File: longcat.jpg (26 KB, 180x326) SAUMUS >be me >around 5 or 6 >family visits godmother >she just got a cat >unironically never seen a cat irl before, only in movies >autisticchildcuriosity.jpg >pick the little fella up >start inspecting it >"how does this thing actually work?" >cat first just meows out of confusion >half a minute later starts hissing >eventually scratches my face >I drop her and the little s--- runs away >run to mom telling her what happened >get scolded for pestering the cat

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'Literally me' level never previously thought possible | /r/Greentext


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Anon wins a costume contest | /r/Greentext


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Now that explains it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9Ecb59N.jpg 60 KB JPG Yes Yes Well done Slytherin. Well done Slytherin. >However 01/18/24(Thu)06:55:21 No.195129676 : Anonymous >>195129676 (OP) # 01/18/24(Thu)06:56:19 No.195129728 "CHO CHAAAAANG!!!!! WHY DID YOU PUT A BAT IN THE GOBLET OF DINNER??!!" Dumbledore inquired serenely.
: Anonymous 9Ecb59N.jpg 60 KB JPG Yes Yes Well done Slytherin. Well done Slytherin. >However 01/18/24(Thu)06:55:21 No.195129676 : Anonymous >>195129676 (OP) # 01/18/24(Thu)06:56:19 No.195129728 "CHO CHAAAAANG!!!!! WHY DID YOU PUT A BAT IN THE GOBLET OF DINNER??!!" Dumbledore inquired serenely.

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: Anonymous this problems gonna last more (...) >be me >18 71 KB JPG 01/16/24(Tue)23:34:11 No.76137868 >christian IIIIII >struggling with my faith and depression for around 3-4 years (not faith" as in belief in God, it is undeniable we live in a created universe, faith in the sense that believing He wants anything to do with me) >extreme social anxiety >incredibly lonely, only time i really interact with people is when saying "hi" back to them at church >gay I don't get it. There are girls at church more than eager to try striking up a conversation with me, but i'm just not attracted to them. I haven't really had any bad experiences with women, I just don't like them all that much. I would choose a celibate life, but I just really, don't wanna live and die alone. I don't know what to do. I've prayed countless times for God to fix me. I'm really scared of being completely alone. I really want someone to love and someone who'd love me, someone I could relate to and understand better. Being alone would be the death of me, I mean I would probably kill myself. Would God see homosexuality as a lesser sin than suicide? Or the other way around? Is there some way I can attain the desire of my heart to be with someone like me and still be forgiven and accepted by God? I'm really scared and confused. I've studied so much theology, yet when faced with something like this I just don't know what to do, and I've obviously got no one to speak to regarding this.
: Anonymous this problems gonna last more (...) >be me >18 71 KB JPG 01/16/24(Tue)23:34:11 No.76137868 >christian IIIIII >struggling with my faith and depression for around 3-4 years (not faith" as in belief in God, it is undeniable we live in a created universe, faith in the sense that believing He wants anything to do with me) >extreme social anxiety >incredibly lonely, only time i really interact with people is when saying "hi" back to them at church >gay I don't get it. There are girls at church more than eager to try striking up a conversation with me, but i'm just not attracted to them. I haven't really had any bad experiences with women, I just don't like them all that much. I would choose a celibate life, but I just really, don't wanna live and die alone. I don't know what to do. I've prayed countless times for God to fix me. I'm really scared of being completely alone. I really want someone to love and someone who'd love me, someone I could relate to and understand better. Being alone would be the death of me, I mean I would probably kill myself. Would God see homosexuality as a lesser sin than suicide? Or the other way around? Is there some way I can attain the desire of my heart to be with someone like me and still be forgiven and accepted by God? I'm really scared and confused. I've studied so much theology, yet when faced with something like this I just don't know what to do, and I've obviously got no one to speak to regarding this.

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I miss the good old days when I would watch a video on Youtube and it would be a cat falling off a table | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Soytube M M>We need to talk about Level Design >How Dark Souls Changed My Life >Avatar The Last Airbender BROKE ME >Mario is GENIUS and Here's Why >Zelda: Worse Than You Remember >Why Spongebob is a Feminist Masterpiece >You missed the point of Silent Hill >The Hidden Morality of Metal Gear >The Infantalization of the Baby Community >The X of Y 16 KB JPG 01/13/24(Sat)21:39:50 No.194905671 >The Best Video Game You've Never Played >Recent event is crazy >Recent drama is crazy >Recent event is insane >Recent drama is insane >I bought every goystation in 2024! >Top 10 Vampires >The Greatest Soulsvania you've never heard of >5 hour Pong Deep Dive >9 hour Mario Level 1-1 Commentary >He makes $10k/month selling PENCILS! >How to make $5k/month with ChatGPT (NOT CLICKBAIT) >Soldier Reacts to Epic Halo Fragshots >Ex-P-------- breaks down iconic Studio Ghibli moments >How Thing Is Made >The Unbearable Whitness of Cologne >5 Productivity Habits Billionare's Do >How Movie Scares Us >Why You Should Watch B------- >Society is Failing Young Men, and That's a Good Thing. Here's Why. >A Day In My life Life as a TikTok Product Manager in SanFran! >Shadow The Hedgehog is Misunderstood >Why Taylor Swift Should Be My Girlfriend >GenZ's Obsession with Trend >The History of Luigi's Hat >Dog Retrospective >Reacting to Weird Creepy Incel >Iceberg video >Tier list video >The Fragile Masculinity of Teletubbies >Why Sonic is an Anti-Capitalist Masterpiece >$1 B------ vs $1000 B------ >The Most DISTURBING MOVIE EVER MADE >How Mr. Potato Head subverts Black Masculinity >THE MOST EVIL YOUTUBER >THIS COMPANY IS EVIL >Do we really need Trend? >Where did Trend even come from? >Capitalism Bad >Reaction video
: Anonymous Soytube M M>We need to talk about Level Design >How Dark Souls Changed My Life >Avatar The Last Airbender BROKE ME >Mario is GENIUS and Here's Why >Zelda: Worse Than You Remember >Why Spongebob is a Feminist Masterpiece >You missed the point of Silent Hill >The Hidden Morality of Metal Gear >The Infantalization of the Baby Community >The X of Y 16 KB JPG 01/13/24(Sat)21:39:50 No.194905671 >The Best Video Game You've Never Played >Recent event is crazy >Recent drama is crazy >Recent event is insane >Recent drama is insane >I bought every goystation in 2024! >Top 10 Vampires >The Greatest Soulsvania you've never heard of >5 hour Pong Deep Dive >9 hour Mario Level 1-1 Commentary >He makes $10k/month selling PENCILS! >How to make $5k/month with ChatGPT (NOT CLICKBAIT) >Soldier Reacts to Epic Halo Fragshots >Ex-P-------- breaks down iconic Studio Ghibli moments >How Thing Is Made >The Unbearable Whitness of Cologne >5 Productivity Habits Billionare's Do >How Movie Scares Us >Why You Should Watch B------- >Society is Failing Young Men, and That's a Good Thing. Here's Why. >A Day In My life Life as a TikTok Product Manager in SanFran! >Shadow The Hedgehog is Misunderstood >Why Taylor Swift Should Be My Girlfriend >GenZ's Obsession with Trend >The History of Luigi's Hat >Dog Retrospective >Reacting to Weird Creepy Incel >Iceberg video >Tier list video >The Fragile Masculinity of Teletubbies >Why Sonic is an Anti-Capitalist Masterpiece >$1 B------ vs $1000 B------ >The Most DISTURBING MOVIE EVER MADE >How Mr. Potato Head subverts Black Masculinity >THE MOST EVIL YOUTUBER >THIS COMPANY IS EVIL >Do we really need Trend? >Where did Trend even come from? >Capitalism Bad >Reaction video

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File: download (2).jpg (9 KB, 206x244) MAKRA GREAT Anonymous (ID: iL3hY1xg) 01/16/24(Tue)23:42:46 No.455456724 Republicans: >liberals are whiny dumb lazy cuck snowflakes who can't do anything >ALSO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN POLITICS!! THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA AND ALL OTHER INSTITUTIONS!!! NOT FAIR!!! >liberals seethe at Donald Trump because he's more successful than them! They resent people who've achieved more in life! >ALSO HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT THEIR LEFTY POLITICS!!! THEY'RE ALL PRIVILEGED SPOILED BRATS!!! >we'll do whatever it takes to win! we'll create legislation to change the voting laws to suit our own interests! the libtards will never see it coming! >NO NO NO HOW COULD THEY TAKE DADDY TRUMP OFF THE BALLOT!? WHY DON'T THEY PLAY FAIR!!??? Get mogged you f------ losers Imao. Imagine supporting an ideology about power and ruthlessness and NOT being a democrat - the party that is devastating the GOP and is supported by the most charismatic and attractive people in America.
File: download (2).jpg (9 KB, 206x244) MAKRA GREAT Anonymous (ID: iL3hY1xg) 01/16/24(Tue)23:42:46 No.455456724 Republicans: >liberals are whiny dumb lazy cuck snowflakes who can't do anything >ALSO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN POLITICS!! THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA AND ALL OTHER INSTITUTIONS!!! NOT FAIR!!! >liberals seethe at Donald Trump because he's more successful than them! They resent people who've achieved more in life! >ALSO HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT THEIR LEFTY POLITICS!!! THEY'RE ALL PRIVILEGED SPOILED BRATS!!! >we'll do whatever it takes to win! we'll create legislation to change the voting laws to suit our own interests! the libtards will never see it coming! >NO NO NO HOW COULD THEY TAKE DADDY TRUMP OFF THE BALLOT!? WHY DON'T THEY PLAY FAIR!!??? Get mogged you f------ losers Imao. Imagine supporting an ideology about power and ruthlessness and NOT being a democrat - the party that is devastating the GOP and is supported by the most charismatic and attractive people in America.

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Anonymous Jo 01/16/24(Tue) 20:30:07 No.195043222 CYPRESS ARTENCE HILL 1694510694759.jpg 57 KB JPG AS MEN >the pyramids couldn't be made with today's technology >the civilisation that existed at that time was way more advanced than us Why does this retard keep saying this? Doesn't he think there would be trace of this technology? The guys didn't even figure electricity out. Did they leave satellites around the earth, a landing station on the moon, etc? No. Enough with this s---
Anonymous Jo 01/16/24(Tue) 20:30:07 No.195043222 CYPRESS ARTENCE HILL 1694510694759.jpg 57 KB JPG AS MEN >the pyramids couldn't be made with today's technology >the civilisation that existed at that time was way more advanced than us Why does this retard keep saying this? Doesn't he think there would be trace of this technology? The guys didn't even figure electricity out. Did they leave satellites around the earth, a landing station on the moon, etc? No. Enough with this s---

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