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File: 1705583851263.png (415 KB, 900x598) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.76162036 >silent >easy to produce ammunition >capable of killing anyone, if you're good >impossible to prohibit and monitor Give me a plausible reason why this isn't considered the ultimate weapon

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Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

jay bauman.jpg 26 KB JPG >sees a pair of t--- in a movie >instantly starts projecting his own fantasies about how uncomfortable the woman must be, how creepy and gross it is, how it's demeaning and exploitative >sees a person get cut in half >absolutely amazing, 10/10, greatest thing ever Anonymous >>207888330 (OP) # 01/15/25(Wed)00:37:53 No.207888362 The difference is that violence in movies isn't real. No one is actually being cut in half in a movie. Whereas nudity is real, you're looking at an actual human being fully exposed.

Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)19:37:53 No.74942969 >watch news >hatsune miku >go on youtube >hatsune miku >go on reddit >hatsune miku 2.04 MB PNG >go on 4chan >hatsune miku What kind of psyop even is this? Why are all the wealthiest and most powerful organisations in the world all working in unison to promote Hatsune f------ Miku?

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File: 1703189128412537.webm (2.95 MB, 720x1280) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:30:07 No.76159324 [Reply] >>76160030 >>76160075 >>76160083 >ASCENDING IS EXTREMELY EASY >DO NOT CONSUME CARBS >DO NOT CONSUME SUGAR >DO MULTIPLE DAY FASTS EVERY WEEK >NEVER STOP EXERCISING >INDUCE STARVATION TO LOSE ABSURD AMOUNTS OF WEIGHT SHORTLY >CLEAN YOUR ROOM >CLEANSE AND MOISTURIZE YOUR FACE >MOISTURIZE YOUR BODY >GET A PROPER, SNOBBY, RICH-PEOPLE HAIRCUT >DON'T BE AN UNCIVILIZED CREATURE >BEA CITY MAN >WEAR FORMAL CLOTHES >USE PEOPLE AS ASSETS >CONFORM TO SOCIAL NORMS DESPITE YOUR INNER THOUGHTS >VIRTUE-SIGNAL ABOUT MAINSTREAM ISSUES TO CLIMB THE SOCIAL LADDER >TREAT WOMEN LIKE RETARDED CHILDREN WHO NEED CARE >ONLY CONSUME EXPENSIVE DRINKS >LOOK DOWN ON THE POOR AND THE DISABLED >USE WOMEN FOR NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR OWN PLEASURE >USE RELATIONSHIPS FOR SOCIAL BENEFITS, BUT CHEAT ON HER CONSTANTLY >FORGET ABOUT "MORALITY", ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOUR PLEASURE >MONEY IS ALL THAT MATTERS >YOU CAN ALWAYS BE THINNER, LOOK BETTER >2024 IS YOUR YEAR, ANON

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: Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)09:03:48 No.195135036 harry potter banker.jpg 140 KB JPG In Harry Potter, there are subtle clues 01/18/24(Thu)09:11:26 No.195135323 : Anonymous How did she get away with it? 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:15 No.195135356 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # Goblins aren't usually associated with banks 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:46 No.195135375 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # How did she get away with it? How does she continue to get away with it? She must pay the ultimate... price. 01/18/24(Thu)09:16:58 No.195135574 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # >le Jew goblins controlling the banks >Jewish student is name Goldstein >Ching Chong >Incel Snape seethes over a girl for 20 years Was Rowling /our/girl?

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O Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)03:25:16 No.113005535 File: longcat.jpg (26 KB, 180x326) SAUMUS >be me >around 5 or 6 >family visits godmother >she just got a cat >unironically never seen a cat irl before, only in movies >autisticchildcuriosity.jpg >pick the little fella up >start inspecting it >"how does this thing actually work?" >cat first just meows out of confusion >half a minute later starts hissing >eventually scratches my face >I drop her and the little s--- runs away >run to mom telling her what happened >get scolded for pestering the cat

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: Anonymous 9Ecb59N.jpg 60 KB JPG Yes Yes Well done Slytherin. Well done Slytherin. >However 01/18/24(Thu)06:55:21 No.195129676 : Anonymous >>195129676 (OP) # 01/18/24(Thu)06:56:19 No.195129728 "CHO CHAAAAANG!!!!! WHY DID YOU PUT A BAT IN THE GOBLET OF DINNER??!!" Dumbledore inquired serenely.

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