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Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:41:46 No.689736786 >>689737314 >>689737681 >>689738913 >>689746362 >>689792386 1727068980272986.jpg (296 KB, 1436x1676) google yandex iqdb wait >>689736725 it saddened me that lon lon ranch was just a few pieces of wood Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)18:47:31 No.689737314 >>689736786 And there's not even anything interesting in it. Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:51:47 No.689737681 >>689737769 >>689738135 >>689738218 >>689738685 >>689741309 >>689742842 >>689757391 >>689758218 >>689758368 >>689758869 >>689759750 >>689760093 >>689760786 >>689760957 >>689762847 >>689763183 > >>689780243 >>689782271 >>689782302 >>689788306 >>689788382 >>689788384 >>689788760 >>689790154 >>689791147 >>689791438 > >>689805086 >>689808918 >>689809945 >>689813140 >>689815249 >>689817150 >>689823875 >>689823902 >>689824106 >>689824452 > (224 KB, 583x437) google yandex iqdb wait 1681392367279.png >>689736786 that lucky chicken f--- >spend your life being carried, pressed against, massaged and embraced by a beautiful and sexy warm girl >one day she holds you down with her soft perfect hands >she looms over you and stares deep into your eyes with her soft endless beautiful eyes, while she raises cleaver >you hear her soft and cute voice quietly shushing and relaxing you and telling you it'll be okay and that she loves you >she never breaks eye contact as she brings it down >she slaughters you >you're cooked and she eats you >she moans in pleasure and slowly chews and swallows you as she thanks you for the meal >she says it's the tastiest meal she's ever had. She licks the plate clean and the gingerly licks up the tiny bits of your cooked self f------ hell I wish that was me. I know I'm sick but there's some visceral level of sexyiness to all this
Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:41:46 No.689736786 >>689737314 >>689737681 >>689738913 >>689746362 >>689792386 1727068980272986.jpg (296 KB, 1436x1676) google yandex iqdb wait >>689736725 it saddened me that lon lon ranch was just a few pieces of wood Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)18:47:31 No.689737314 >>689736786 And there's not even anything interesting in it. Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 18:51:47 No.689737681 >>689737769 >>689738135 >>689738218 >>689738685 >>689741309 >>689742842 >>689757391 >>689758218 >>689758368 >>689758869 >>689759750 >>689760093 >>689760786 >>689760957 >>689762847 >>689763183 > >>689780243 >>689782271 >>689782302 >>689788306 >>689788382 >>689788384 >>689788760 >>689790154 >>689791147 >>689791438 > >>689805086 >>689808918 >>689809945 >>689813140 >>689815249 >>689817150 >>689823875 >>689823902 >>689824106 >>689824452 > (224 KB, 583x437) google yandex iqdb wait 1681392367279.png >>689736786 that lucky chicken f--- >spend your life being carried, pressed against, massaged and embraced by a beautiful and sexy warm girl >one day she holds you down with her soft perfect hands >she looms over you and stares deep into your eyes with her soft endless beautiful eyes, while she raises cleaver >you hear her soft and cute voice quietly shushing and relaxing you and telling you it'll be okay and that she loves you >she never breaks eye contact as she brings it down >she slaughters you >you're cooked and she eats you >she moans in pleasure and slowly chews and swallows you as she thanks you for the meal >she says it's the tastiest meal she's ever had. She licks the plate clean and the gingerly licks up the tiny bits of your cooked self f------ hell I wish that was me. I know I'm sick but there's some visceral level of sexyiness to all this

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Thank you concord for crashing Ubisoft's stock value for our sakes. | /r/Greentext

: CONCORD 09/23/24(Mon) 12:00:51 No.689738438 B >came out of nowhere >died >crashed Ubisoft >didnt elaborate CONCORD.jpg 141 KB JPG what a chad game concord
: CONCORD 09/23/24(Mon) 12:00:51 No.689738438 B >came out of nowhere >died >crashed Ubisoft >didnt elaborate CONCORD.jpg 141 KB JPG what a chad game concord

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State-mandated girlfriend visits anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LTQ5IYH7 09/24/24(Tue)11:24:59 No.482672803 A COR3M ПЛЕШАКОВА М.Л. 16906913157537443.jpg 118 KB JPG >Anon, you're arrested for being 25 with no kids. You know what I have to do to you. Anonymous (ID: xHDSgxIH 09/24/24(Tue)11:26:30 No.482672856 >>482672803 (OP) # I would punch her teeth in if she came near me. Get the f--- away foid, I will never become your voluntary slave. >>482672960 # >>482679120 # >>482679907 # >>482681903 # >>482682711 # >>482686428 # >>482686473 #
Anonymous (ID: LTQ5IYH7 09/24/24(Tue)11:24:59 No.482672803 A COR3M ПЛЕШАКОВА М.Л. 16906913157537443.jpg 118 KB JPG >Anon, you're arrested for being 25 with no kids. You know what I have to do to you. Anonymous (ID: xHDSgxIH 09/24/24(Tue)11:26:30 No.482672856 >>482672803 (OP) # I would punch her teeth in if she came near me. Get the f--- away foid, I will never become your voluntary slave. >>482672960 # >>482679120 # >>482679907 # >>482681903 # >>482682711 # >>482686428 # >>482686473 #

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Anon is a PC gamer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Behold the gaming master race 27 KB JPG 09/24/24(Tue)13:35:50 No.689809364 >Be le PC gamer >Play on PC because consoles are for le peasants amirite? >Boot up my pc which runs windows 11 full of bloatware and ads from Microsoft >Have my entire library of games separated behind multiple storefronts >don't have cool discs collection on my shelf since disc games are for boomers. More space for dildo collection on my shelf >Want to play Persona 5 Royal but can't because the game needs internet to verify my license. >but who cares? Everyone has internet nowadays except for console peasants so I'll just play old games >Bought GTA trilogy definitive edition which I can downgrade to good versions >Nope can't do. I had to buy the older versions when they were still available. Only legal way to own PC games is via dirty peasant"s DVD >Decide to play a slightly modern title, GTA 5 which I got for free on epic game store. >Can't do because Epic games store requires internet connection to launch my games >Find GTA5.exe and was met with rockstar launcher asking for internet connection just to play single player. >But hey at least we have 4k 60 fps and free multiplayer unlike these console gamers that don't have to deal with this s--- cause they are too poor amirite?
Anonymous Behold the gaming master race 27 KB JPG 09/24/24(Tue)13:35:50 No.689809364 >Be le PC gamer >Play on PC because consoles are for le peasants amirite? >Boot up my pc which runs windows 11 full of bloatware and ads from Microsoft >Have my entire library of games separated behind multiple storefronts >don't have cool discs collection on my shelf since disc games are for boomers. More space for dildo collection on my shelf >Want to play Persona 5 Royal but can't because the game needs internet to verify my license. >but who cares? Everyone has internet nowadays except for console peasants so I'll just play old games >Bought GTA trilogy definitive edition which I can downgrade to good versions >Nope can't do. I had to buy the older versions when they were still available. Only legal way to own PC games is via dirty peasant"s DVD >Decide to play a slightly modern title, GTA 5 which I got for free on epic game store. >Can't do because Epic games store requires internet connection to launch my games >Find GTA5.exe and was met with rockstar launcher asking for internet connection just to play single player. >But hey at least we have 4k 60 fps and free multiplayer unlike these console gamers that don't have to deal with this s--- cause they are too poor amirite?

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Parasitic little cuties | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)07:33:12 No.4877838 image-79322-800.jpg 113 KB JPG >smells bad >gives you toxoplasmosis so you think it smells good dont tell me this happened to you
: Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)07:33:12 No.4877838 image-79322-800.jpg 113 KB JPG >smells bad >gives you toxoplasmosis so you think it smells good dont tell me this happened to you

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probably doesn't even exist | /r/Greentext

QUACK F***ING QUACK 84 KB JPEG > be me. new year's eve 2019. turning 40. > living paycheck to paycheck. fed the fck up > see one of those "inspirational" facebook quotes saying "99% of success is just turning up every day" > decide to turn up every day and draw things > day one. too angry and fed up to draw. just doodle draw a quick duckling saying "quack fcking quack!!" > internet likes him. > turn up again next day. draw a hen saying "cluck it" > repeat for 100 days. different grumpy animals > book called 100 Grumpy Animals is uploaded to amazon > somehow becomes bestseller > can't believe success actually happened by just turning up every day
QUACK F***ING QUACK 84 KB JPEG > be me. new year's eve 2019. turning 40. > living paycheck to paycheck. fed the fck up > see one of those "inspirational" facebook quotes saying "99% of success is just turning up every day" > decide to turn up every day and draw things > day one. too angry and fed up to draw. just doodle draw a quick duckling saying "quack fcking quack!!" > internet likes him. > turn up again next day. draw a hen saying "cluck it" > repeat for 100 days. different grumpy animals > book called 100 Grumpy Animals is uploaded to amazon > somehow becomes bestseller > can't believe success actually happened by just turning up every day

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Inside the melting pot | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Bus Stories ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)09:10:57 No.78912382 >Be me >On the bus 71 KB PNG >Some students who are holding Palestine flags board >They are obviously headed somewhere to protest. >FFW a few stops >Some people holding Israel flags board >Obviously college republicans >Feel the tension in the room >The Israel people were outnumbered as less people give a f--- about Israel >Tension breaks >Argument breaks out >Israel supporters start getting aggressive as they have more testosterone >reeeee.gif >Someone throws a punch on a crowded bus >F------ Irish bar fight breaks out >People yelling "shame on you" and s--- >Pushes turn to punches >They start hitting each other with their signs >I'm just sat at the back watching those retards fight over some s----- piece of land 5,500 miles away >The driver picks up on the situation and stops the bus and yells at them to gtfo or he'll call the cops >Nobody listens >I'm close to my stop anyway, lucky me. >I just use the rear emergency exit
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Bus Stories ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/24/24(Tue)09:10:57 No.78912382 >Be me >On the bus 71 KB PNG >Some students who are holding Palestine flags board >They are obviously headed somewhere to protest. >FFW a few stops >Some people holding Israel flags board >Obviously college republicans >Feel the tension in the room >The Israel people were outnumbered as less people give a f--- about Israel >Tension breaks >Argument breaks out >Israel supporters start getting aggressive as they have more testosterone >reeeee.gif >Someone throws a punch on a crowded bus >F------ Irish bar fight breaks out >People yelling "shame on you" and s--- >Pushes turn to punches >They start hitting each other with their signs >I'm just sat at the back watching those retards fight over some s----- piece of land 5,500 miles away >The driver picks up on the situation and stops the bus and yells at them to gtfo or he'll call the cops >Nobody listens >I'm close to my stop anyway, lucky me. >I just use the rear emergency exit

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Worker Unite! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:14:08 No.16866805 Stalin_Full_Image.jpg 499 KB JPG >keeps minorities in check >keeps labour unions in check >bans modernism and supports uplifting and patriotic art Why do conservatives hate him?
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:14:08 No.16866805 Stalin_Full_Image.jpg 499 KB JPG >keeps minorities in check >keeps labour unions in check >bans modernism and supports uplifting and patriotic art Why do conservatives hate him?

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Real Story That Definitely Happened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand
Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand

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How does that happens | /r/Greentext

File: Transformers_One_Official(...).jpg (126 KB, 259x384) WITNESS THE ORIGIN Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)06:46:24 No.203797621 >>203799387 >>203799635 >>203799930 >>203800037 >>203800182 >>203800279 >>203800296 >>203801319 >>203803599 >>203803838 >>203805975 >>203806215 >>203806258 >>203806278 >>203807774 >>203809743 >>203810025 TRANSFORMER! ONE >>>203810244 >>203810469 >>203810509 >>203813161 >>203814803 >>203815726 >>203817831 >Budget >$75-147 million >Box office >$39 million What went wrong
File: Transformers_One_Official(...).jpg (126 KB, 259x384) WITNESS THE ORIGIN Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)06:46:24 No.203797621 >>203799387 >>203799635 >>203799930 >>203800037 >>203800182 >>203800279 >>203800296 >>203801319 >>203803599 >>203803838 >>203805975 >>203806215 >>203806258 >>203806278 >>203807774 >>203809743 >>203810025 TRANSFORMER! ONE >>>203810244 >>203810469 >>203810509 >>203813161 >>203814803 >>203815726 >>203817831 >Budget >$75-147 million >Box office >$39 million What went wrong

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Anon talks about BBC | /r/Greentext

File: unnamed.jpg (64 KB, 900x900) The Undeniable Truth Anonymous (ID: TsaOExhx 09/23/24(Mon)22:30:53 No.482645948 [Reply] >>482646006 >>482646023 >>482646036 >>482646091 Hey, /pol/, let's address the elephant in the room that no one wants to talk about: white girls are irreversibly attracted to men with a big b---------. It's funny how white boys can't seem to wrap their heads around this fact, but guess what? It's the truth, and it's here to stay! Every day, more and more white women are waking up to the reality that they desire BBC. They're not just settling for white boys anymore because they know there's something bigger and better out there. And who can blame them? With the ever-growing presence of BBC in p--- and its unrelenting glorification on social media, it has become the ultimate object of desire for these women. But let's take a step back for a moment and really analyze the severity of this situation. It's not just adult women who are on the BBC bandwagon; young teenage girls, even as young as 13, are talking about BBC, having sex with BBC, and making BBC-centric Tiktoks. Yeah, you read that right, /pol/. Your little sister, cousin, or even your daughter might be part of this unstoppable phenomenon. White boys, it's time to face the music. You're slowly but surely being phased out. It doesn't matter how many times you tell yourselves that you're the master race or that you're superior in every way - white girls just don't care. They want BBC, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's a losing battle, and you might as well accept your role as the cuckold in this modern-day love story. So, what's it like knowing that white girls will never be satisfied with what you have to offer? How does it feel to know that you'll always be second best in their eyes? Embrace the truth and wallow in your inadequacy, because the era of BBC is here, and your days of being a relevant romantic option are numbered.
File: unnamed.jpg (64 KB, 900x900) The Undeniable Truth Anonymous (ID: TsaOExhx 09/23/24(Mon)22:30:53 No.482645948 [Reply] >>482646006 >>482646023 >>482646036 >>482646091 Hey, /pol/, let's address the elephant in the room that no one wants to talk about: white girls are irreversibly attracted to men with a big b---------. It's funny how white boys can't seem to wrap their heads around this fact, but guess what? It's the truth, and it's here to stay! Every day, more and more white women are waking up to the reality that they desire BBC. They're not just settling for white boys anymore because they know there's something bigger and better out there. And who can blame them? With the ever-growing presence of BBC in p--- and its unrelenting glorification on social media, it has become the ultimate object of desire for these women. But let's take a step back for a moment and really analyze the severity of this situation. It's not just adult women who are on the BBC bandwagon; young teenage girls, even as young as 13, are talking about BBC, having sex with BBC, and making BBC-centric Tiktoks. Yeah, you read that right, /pol/. Your little sister, cousin, or even your daughter might be part of this unstoppable phenomenon. White boys, it's time to face the music. You're slowly but surely being phased out. It doesn't matter how many times you tell yourselves that you're the master race or that you're superior in every way - white girls just don't care. They want BBC, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's a losing battle, and you might as well accept your role as the cuckold in this modern-day love story. So, what's it like knowing that white girls will never be satisfied with what you have to offer? How does it feel to know that you'll always be second best in their eyes? Embrace the truth and wallow in your inadequacy, because the era of BBC is here, and your days of being a relevant romantic option are numbered.

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Anon tries dating | /r/Greentext

File: GAIOF2obgAAGfck.jpg (317 KB, 1466x2048) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)01:34:07 No.32036907 [Reply] So I went on my first real date at 26 and I royally fukked up >We met up at the coffeehouse and we ordered some coffee. I tried to pay with cash but the barista said that the place is cashless. > I left my card at home and I don't have Google Pay So my date ended up paying for both of our drinks. >I tried to pay her back but she insisted that I don't. We sat down and it was a little awkward even though I tried my best to look cool. We talked about concerts, traveling, our friends, and pets since she brought her dog with her. > I tried to be funny by referencing SpongeBob but she said she wasn't the biggest fan of the show. Like she knew most of the references but she just wasn't that much into it. She's a fan of pop rock and hated Drake so they were some commonalities and she fukks with Deftones and went to their concert. >We went to the record store next door and I tried to show her some of the records I'm into. She was like "that's cool!" >She told me me her dad's birthday was coming up and that her dad was into 70s music so I got some pink floyd, tarkus, Yes, etc >she didn't recognize half of them >we just spent most of the time doing our own separate thing there >as the date ended i went for a fist bump awkwardly but she insisted on a hug >later get blocked and unmatched Advice on how to not go through this b------- again and get better at dating? Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)04:37:29 No.32037443 >>32036907 That's the kind of s--- I used to do with women when I got dates lol. Going to the record store or goodwill and just "talking", and nothing coming of it. I'm going to f------ kill myself one day. Probably by drinking. Hopefully you find the answer
File: GAIOF2obgAAGfck.jpg (317 KB, 1466x2048) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)01:34:07 No.32036907 [Reply] So I went on my first real date at 26 and I royally fukked up >We met up at the coffeehouse and we ordered some coffee. I tried to pay with cash but the barista said that the place is cashless. > I left my card at home and I don't have Google Pay So my date ended up paying for both of our drinks. >I tried to pay her back but she insisted that I don't. We sat down and it was a little awkward even though I tried my best to look cool. We talked about concerts, traveling, our friends, and pets since she brought her dog with her. > I tried to be funny by referencing SpongeBob but she said she wasn't the biggest fan of the show. Like she knew most of the references but she just wasn't that much into it. She's a fan of pop rock and hated Drake so they were some commonalities and she fukks with Deftones and went to their concert. >We went to the record store next door and I tried to show her some of the records I'm into. She was like "that's cool!" >She told me me her dad's birthday was coming up and that her dad was into 70s music so I got some pink floyd, tarkus, Yes, etc >she didn't recognize half of them >we just spent most of the time doing our own separate thing there >as the date ended i went for a fist bump awkwardly but she insisted on a hug >later get blocked and unmatched Advice on how to not go through this b------- again and get better at dating? Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)04:37:29 No.32037443 >>32036907 That's the kind of s--- I used to do with women when I got dates lol. Going to the record store or goodwill and just "talking", and nothing coming of it. I'm going to f------ kill myself one day. Probably by drinking. Hopefully you find the answer

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Anon is A Loser | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:34:10 No.78904428 221 KB PNG >Be me >Make a fake greentext about my opinion >Screenshot it >Post it on reddit for karma >It gets updoots >Read the comments >Everyone is making fun of anon >Everyone is making fun of the basement that he lives in >Everyone is calling him fat and stupid >Lol >... >mfw I realise that I am anon
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:34:10 No.78904428 221 KB PNG >Be me >Make a fake greentext about my opinion >Screenshot it >Post it on reddit for karma >It gets updoots >Read the comments >Everyone is making fun of anon >Everyone is making fun of the basement that he lives in >Everyone is calling him fat and stupid >Lol >... >mfw I realise that I am anon

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Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 14:31:44 No.689504347 100 FACE UI (DF) FACE EJ EXTRAS XJ SEX B) BODY Enter DONE CTooTCIVAAASYLV.jpg 53 KB JPG >Fallout 4 remains king of body customization
Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 14:31:44 No.689504347 100 FACE UI (DF) FACE EJ EXTRAS XJ SEX B) BODY Enter DONE CTooTCIVAAASYLV.jpg 53 KB JPG >Fallout 4 remains king of body customization

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Anon feels positive | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)17:38:23 No.32041155 >Be me >Ruminate over a bitch for 1 year >Go to therapy >Guy sits there, telling me he doesn't understand what I mean and that I need to get over her without asking for follow ups >Feel emasculated and cucked >Desperate and stressed beyond belief, travel to smaller town to see a different psychiatrist >Woman preliminarily diagnoses me with OCD >Doesn't even listen to the full story >I do in fact have OCD, severe at that, but I didn't see her for it >Incomprehensibly impressed >Gives me info, etc >Do research and realize I need to deal with this disease now, it's time, struggled with it for 5 years >Read one potent reddit post >Read one therapist's work on OCD >85% of symptoms gone >Rituals don't take 5-15 minutes, or ruin entire days, take 5-15 seconds at most with some effort to counter act >Many of the worst rituals gone >2 days in and counting It's insane how positive I am I know it's too early to celebrate and I'll likely relapse harder than ever before, but seeing that therapist was one of the greatest things I ever did and I'm considering writing to her if all goes well
Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)17:38:23 No.32041155 >Be me >Ruminate over a bitch for 1 year >Go to therapy >Guy sits there, telling me he doesn't understand what I mean and that I need to get over her without asking for follow ups >Feel emasculated and cucked >Desperate and stressed beyond belief, travel to smaller town to see a different psychiatrist >Woman preliminarily diagnoses me with OCD >Doesn't even listen to the full story >I do in fact have OCD, severe at that, but I didn't see her for it >Incomprehensibly impressed >Gives me info, etc >Do research and realize I need to deal with this disease now, it's time, struggled with it for 5 years >Read one potent reddit post >Read one therapist's work on OCD >85% of symptoms gone >Rituals don't take 5-15 minutes, or ruin entire days, take 5-15 seconds at most with some effort to counter act >Many of the worst rituals gone >2 days in and counting It's insane how positive I am I know it's too early to celebrate and I'll likely relapse harder than ever before, but seeing that therapist was one of the greatest things I ever did and I'm considering writing to her if all goes well

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Skibidi Scat Man | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous skibidi scat ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:54:29 No.78904600 99 KB PNG >Skibidi toilet I was there 3000 years ago 3:31
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous skibidi scat ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:54:29 No.78904600 99 KB PNG >Skibidi toilet I was there 3000 years ago 3:31

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: Anonymous Best Seller 10. 11 12 1 b. 6 8 7 3 + QUARTZ 5 6 11 12 1 10 9 09/07/24(Sat)21:45:50 No.102276879 Overall Pick 0 10 11 12 1 8 7 LO 3 10 8 12 11 1 HIPPPH 7 EO 50 N 3 Purchased Aug 2024 9 10 .8. 7 6 00 + i 5 3 4. 3= ო .8 7 65 Sponsored Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock, Large 13-Inch Silent Non Ticking Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✶✶✶✶✶27,904 1K+ bought in past month $1995 List: $29.99 FREE delivery Thu, Sep 12 for Prime members Small Business Add to cart Sponsored AKCISOT Wall Clock 10 Inch Silent Non-Ticking Modern Clocks Battery Operated - Analog Small Classic for Office, Home, Bathroo... Options: 6 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰6,744 2K+ bought in past month $1199 List: $17.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying Items Add to cart Sponsored Wall Clock, Modern 8 Inch Battery Operated Wall Clocks, Silent Non Ticking Small Analog Clock for Living Room, Office, Home,... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰♥1,454 3K+ bought in past month $8.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Sponsored HIPPIH Clock Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking Quality Quartz - 10 Inch Round Easy to Read for Home Office & School Decor Clock ✰✰✰✰✰ 7,175 600+ bought in past month $998 List: $19.99 Save 5% on 2 select item(s) ✓prime One-Day FREE delivery Tomorrow, Sep 8 Or FREE delivery Overnight 7 AM - 11 AM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking 10 Inch Quality Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰ 27,904 7K+ bought in past month $997 List: $25.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Small Business Add to cart 144510.png 410 KB PNG Why do they all look the same, w--? What happened to art and design?
: Anonymous Best Seller 10. 11 12 1 b. 6 8 7 3 + QUARTZ 5 6 11 12 1 10 9 09/07/24(Sat)21:45:50 No.102276879 Overall Pick 0 10 11 12 1 8 7 LO 3 10 8 12 11 1 HIPPPH 7 EO 50 N 3 Purchased Aug 2024 9 10 .8. 7 6 00 + i 5 3 4. 3= ო .8 7 65 Sponsored Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock, Large 13-Inch Silent Non Ticking Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✶✶✶✶✶27,904 1K+ bought in past month $1995 List: $29.99 FREE delivery Thu, Sep 12 for Prime members Small Business Add to cart Sponsored AKCISOT Wall Clock 10 Inch Silent Non-Ticking Modern Clocks Battery Operated - Analog Small Classic for Office, Home, Bathroo... Options: 6 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰6,744 2K+ bought in past month $1199 List: $17.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying Items Add to cart Sponsored Wall Clock, Modern 8 Inch Battery Operated Wall Clocks, Silent Non Ticking Small Analog Clock for Living Room, Office, Home,... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰♥1,454 3K+ bought in past month $8.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Sponsored HIPPIH Clock Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking Quality Quartz - 10 Inch Round Easy to Read for Home Office & School Decor Clock ✰✰✰✰✰ 7,175 600+ bought in past month $998 List: $19.99 Save 5% on 2 select item(s) ✓prime One-Day FREE delivery Tomorrow, Sep 8 Or FREE delivery Overnight 7 AM - 11 AM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking 10 Inch Quality Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰ 27,904 7K+ bought in past month $997 List: $25.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Small Business Add to cart 144510.png 410 KB PNG Why do they all look the same, w--? What happened to art and design?

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Anon gets rejected | /r/Greentext

1h (09/23/24 18:52) 924891026 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG - 448KB. (750 × 747) · ciggar pepe.png 2 Replies girl blocked me for a s--- >be me >add a girl on snap who blocked me >convo goes well >we talk about late life >ask her if she wants to konw everything in chronological order >"yes" she said >"ok" >tell her about my things in life >bring up about how i rejected a girl when she approched me when i was on sigma grindset >get blocked again >cigar.jpg (me when i got blocked) why do these female medium have such a retrard mindset and judgement 8m (09/23/24 19:58) · 924893491 >>924891026 (OP) she's a beta, she was no good for you 56s (09/23/24 20:05) 924893760 >>924891026 (OP) >Snapchat Kys, zoomer
1h (09/23/24 18:52) 924891026 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG - 448KB. (750 × 747) · ciggar pepe.png 2 Replies girl blocked me for a s--- >be me >add a girl on snap who blocked me >convo goes well >we talk about late life >ask her if she wants to konw everything in chronological order >"yes" she said >"ok" >tell her about my things in life >bring up about how i rejected a girl when she approched me when i was on sigma grindset >get blocked again >cigar.jpg (me when i got blocked) why do these female medium have such a retrard mindset and judgement 8m (09/23/24 19:58) · 924893491 >>924891026 (OP) she's a beta, she was no good for you 56s (09/23/24 20:05) 924893760 >>924891026 (OP) >Snapchat Kys, zoomer

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Call of Courtesy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UVg04QDI) 131 KB PNG >Be government 09/23/24(Mon)13:06:10 No.482600990 >Force all workplaces to be wheelchair accessible >Proceed to give disabled people welfare so that they don't have to work What is the point?
Anonymous (ID: UVg04QDI) 131 KB PNG >Be government 09/23/24(Mon)13:06:10 No.482600990 >Force all workplaces to be wheelchair accessible >Proceed to give disabled people welfare so that they don't have to work What is the point?

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Duality of anon | /r/Greentext

A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend
A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend

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