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File: GAIOF2obgAAGfck.jpg (317 KB, 1466x2048) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)01:34:07 No.32036907 [Reply] So I went on my first real date at 26 and I royally fukked up >We met up at the coffeehouse and we ordered some coffee. I tried to pay with cash but the barista said that the place is cashless. > I left my card at home and I don't have Google Pay So my date ended up paying for both of our drinks. >I tried to pay her back but she insisted that I don't. We sat down and it was a little awkward even though I tried my best to look cool. We talked about concerts, traveling, our friends, and pets since she brought her dog with her. > I tried to be funny by referencing SpongeBob but she said she wasn't the biggest fan of the show. Like she knew most of the references but she just wasn't that much into it. She's a fan of pop rock and hated Drake so they were some commonalities and she fukks with Deftones and went to their concert. >We went to the record store next door and I tried to show her some of the records I'm into. She was like "that's cool!" >She told me me her dad's birthday was coming up and that her dad was into 70s music so I got some pink floyd, tarkus, Yes, etc >she didn't recognize half of them >we just spent most of the time doing our own separate thing there >as the date ended i went for a fist bump awkwardly but she insisted on a hug >later get blocked and unmatched Advice on how to not go through this b------- again and get better at dating? Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)04:37:29 No.32037443 >>32036907 That's the kind of s--- I used to do with women when I got dates lol. Going to the record store or goodwill and just "talking", and nothing coming of it. I'm going to f------ kill myself one day. Probably by drinking. Hopefully you find the answer

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File: GAIOF2obgAAGfck.jpg (317 KB, 1466x2048) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)01:34:07 No.32036907 [Reply] So I went on my first real date at 26 and I royally fukked up >We met up at the coffeehouse and we ordered some coffee. I tried to pay with cash but the barista said that the place is cashless. > I left my card at home and I don't have Google Pay So my date ended up paying for both of our drinks. >I tried to pay her back but she insisted that I don't. We sat down and it was a little awkward even though I tried my best to look cool. We talked about concerts, traveling, our friends, and pets since she brought her dog with her. > I tried to be funny by referencing SpongeBob but she said she wasn't the biggest fan of the show. Like she knew most of the references but she just wasn't that much into it. She's a fan of pop rock and hated Drake so they were some commonalities and she fukks with Deftones and went to their concert. >We went to the record store next door and I tried to show her some of the records I'm into. She was like "that's cool!" >She told me me her dad's birthday was coming up and that her dad was into 70s music so I got some pink floyd, tarkus, Yes, etc >she didn't recognize half of them >we just spent most of the time doing our own separate thing there >as the date ended i went for a fist bump awkwardly but she insisted on a hug >later get blocked and unmatched Advice on how to not go through this b------- again and get better at dating? Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)04:37:29 No.32037443 >>32036907 That's the kind of s--- I used to do with women when I got dates lol. Going to the record store or goodwill and just "talking", and nothing coming of it. I'm going to f------ kill myself one day. Probably by drinking. Hopefully you find the answer

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