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File: 1395093168358.png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: >>>235956687 >>>235956926 >>235956992 >>235957246 Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon) 14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: >>235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.
File: 1395093168358.png-(305 KB, 495x470, 1394387815629.png) First National Bank of Gamestop Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon)14:52 UTC-7 No.235956257 Replies: >>>235956687 >>>235956926 >>235956992 >>235957246 Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank? I got really p----- off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card. Now whenever I get paid I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town and I work at a mall so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged. The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't s--- they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them. Anonymous 03/17/14(Mon) 14:56 UTC-7 No.235956687 Replies: >>235957157 >>235956257 (OP) I can't decide if you're retarded or brilliant.

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Anonymous 67 KB PNG drunk like maniacs 04/27/24(Sat) 17:00:16 No.77292727 >be me with family on vacation >entire family wants to go on a party, me and cousin disagree >entire family goes to said party, me and cousin stay at the house >they left at 22pm, we start playing on the ps4 >ffw to 4am, we're both hungry and >me and cousin have the idea to grill up some meat to eat >do so, get outdoors and start up the fire >5 minutes after this family comes back from the party >say to cousin how we're both f----- because family will just cuss at us for doing something like this late at night >hear father, both uncles and two cousins approaching the grill area >the girls go straight to bed >father steps in, looks at me and scans the meats we have besides the grill >"ain't there some ribs left too? i'll grab them" >uncle says "easy on the fire i'll make some garlic bread" >other uncle says "s--- i'll make us something to drink" >proceed to make a full grill meal at 4-5am >eat with family members like it's 22pm >go to sleep at 9am Good times
Anonymous 67 KB PNG drunk like maniacs 04/27/24(Sat) 17:00:16 No.77292727 >be me with family on vacation >entire family wants to go on a party, me and cousin disagree >entire family goes to said party, me and cousin stay at the house >they left at 22pm, we start playing on the ps4 >ffw to 4am, we're both hungry and >me and cousin have the idea to grill up some meat to eat >do so, get outdoors and start up the fire >5 minutes after this family comes back from the party >say to cousin how we're both f----- because family will just cuss at us for doing something like this late at night >hear father, both uncles and two cousins approaching the grill area >the girls go straight to bed >father steps in, looks at me and scans the meats we have besides the grill >"ain't there some ribs left too? i'll grab them" >uncle says "easy on the fire i'll make some garlic bread" >other uncle says "s--- i'll make us something to drink" >proceed to make a full grill meal at 4-5am >eat with family members like it's 22pm >go to sleep at 9am Good times

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Chant 9:02 AM Anonymous #437191039 >about to go to the bathroom >sister rushes out >go in >notice her turd still floating in the toilet >pick it up, caress it with my lips, run it all over my body >c-- buckets >clean up >exit the bathroom >dad passes me and apologizes for not flushing Anonymous #437191342 lost Anonymous #437191389 and why does that makes it worse? Anonymous #437191437 9/10 Anonymous #437191459 >>437191389 That makes him gay you d------- Anonymous #427101462
Chant 9:02 AM Anonymous #437191039 >about to go to the bathroom >sister rushes out >go in >notice her turd still floating in the toilet >pick it up, caress it with my lips, run it all over my body >c-- buckets >clean up >exit the bathroom >dad passes me and apologizes for not flushing Anonymous #437191342 lost Anonymous #437191389 and why does that makes it worse? Anonymous #437191437 9/10 Anonymous #437191459 >>437191389 That makes him gay you d------- Anonymous #427101462

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>be me >using my pc >feel the need to pee >go pee >theseus gnomes sprint into my room at lightspeed and replace every part of my pc, keyboard, monitor with identical parts >come back >it's not my pc anymore i cant prove it but i know theyre f------ doing it. how do i stop them? what do you guys do?
>be me >using my pc >feel the need to pee >go pee >theseus gnomes sprint into my room at lightspeed and replace every part of my pc, keyboard, monitor with identical parts >come back >it's not my pc anymore i cant prove it but i know theyre f------ doing it. how do i stop them? what do you guys do?

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A hindu, a jew and a peruvian... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous +++ 04/19/23(Wed)00:18:14 No.180723211 2180723708>>180723814>>180725311 >>180734269 >>180734962 >>180737612>>180738098 >>180744882 translate a very famous/bad joke in your c--- >a dude goes into a restaurant and asks for 99 khinkalis >the waiter says "99 khinkalis? why not take 100?" >"100? do i look like a pig?" thats it Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)00:29:46 No. 180723571 >>180723622 >>180723643 >>180723652 >>180723657>>180723695>>180724117 >>180725134 >>180725210 >>180725655 >>180728342 >>180730119 >>180731402 22180732042 >>180734380 >>180734385 >>180735039 >>18074212022180742785>>180743709>>180745455 A Hindu, a Jew and a Peruvian arrive at a small town and ask for a room for three people. "I only have one room left, which is for two, but if you don't mind I have space in the stable for one to sleep there." The three individuals decide to take the room and then the Hindu says: "If you want I'll go to sleep in the stable and you can sleep in the room." After five minutes someone is knocking at the room's door. Who is it?" "I am the Hindu, what happens is that in the stable there is a cow and since it is a sacred animal for us, I cannot sleep where a cow sleeps." Then the Jew says. "Don't worry, if you want I'll sleep in the stable." Another five minutes pass and there's knocking at the room's door again Who is it?" "I am the Jew, what happens is that there is a pig in the stable and it is an unpleasant animal for us, I cannot sleep where a pig sleeps." Then the Peruvian says: "Don't worry, I'll go to sleep in the stable." After five minutes there is knocking at the door. "Who is it?" "We are the cow and the pig, and there's a Peruvian in the stable."
Anonymous +++ 04/19/23(Wed)00:18:14 No.180723211 2180723708>>180723814>>180725311 >>180734269 >>180734962 >>180737612>>180738098 >>180744882 translate a very famous/bad joke in your c--- >a dude goes into a restaurant and asks for 99 khinkalis >the waiter says "99 khinkalis? why not take 100?" >"100? do i look like a pig?" thats it Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)00:29:46 No. 180723571 >>180723622 >>180723643 >>180723652 >>180723657>>180723695>>180724117 >>180725134 >>180725210 >>180725655 >>180728342 >>180730119 >>180731402 22180732042 >>180734380 >>180734385 >>180735039 >>18074212022180742785>>180743709>>180745455 A Hindu, a Jew and a Peruvian arrive at a small town and ask for a room for three people. "I only have one room left, which is for two, but if you don't mind I have space in the stable for one to sleep there." The three individuals decide to take the room and then the Hindu says: "If you want I'll go to sleep in the stable and you can sleep in the room." After five minutes someone is knocking at the room's door. Who is it?" "I am the Hindu, what happens is that in the stable there is a cow and since it is a sacred animal for us, I cannot sleep where a cow sleeps." Then the Jew says. "Don't worry, if you want I'll sleep in the stable." Another five minutes pass and there's knocking at the room's door again Who is it?" "I am the Jew, what happens is that there is a pig in the stable and it is an unpleasant animal for us, I cannot sleep where a pig sleeps." Then the Peruvian says: "Don't worry, I'll go to sleep in the stable." After five minutes there is knocking at the door. "Who is it?" "We are the cow and the pig, and there's a Peruvian in the stable."

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: Anonymous 126 KB JPG 09/11/21(Sat)12:44:01 No.156133592 >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter. >>156133626 # >>156133662 # >>156133706 # >>156134549 # >>156136752 # >>156136846 #
: Anonymous 126 KB JPG 09/11/21(Sat)12:44:01 No.156133592 >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # >>156133444 (OP) # In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter. >>156133626 # >>156133662 # >>156133706 # >>156134549 # >>156136752 # >>156136846 #

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Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.
Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.

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Anon goes a barbacue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 115 KB JPG >Be me 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face Worth it
Anonymous 115 KB JPG >Be me 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face Worth it

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PAY T r/Interior Design 4 yr ago waynighupcanada Always trust your wife, she turned my gaming basement and Gym into a full-fledged pub BEFORE OPEN FLA AFTER Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)14:13:09 No.62965981 >hey guys want to come over and sit in a line facing a brick wall?
PAY T r/Interior Design 4 yr ago waynighupcanada Always trust your wife, she turned my gaming basement and Gym into a full-fledged pub BEFORE OPEN FLA AFTER Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)14:13:09 No.62965981 >hey guys want to come over and sit in a line facing a brick wall?

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Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 # >>61177071 # >>61177082 # >>61177707 # >>61178136 # >>61178305 # >>61178347 # >>61180691 # >>61180954 # >>61181008 # >>61181103 # >>61181379 # >>61181411 # >>61181495 # >>61182203 # >>61182814 # >>61183557 # >>61184670 # >>61186047 # >>61189269 # >>61189836 # >>61190546 # >>61190628 # >>61191467 # >>61192021 # >>61192975 # >>61193164 #
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 # >>61177071 # >>61177082 # >>61177707 # >>61178136 # >>61178305 # >>61178347 # >>61180691 # >>61180954 # >>61181008 # >>61181103 # >>61181379 # >>61181411 # >>61181495 # >>61182203 # >>61182814 # >>61183557 # >>61184670 # >>61186047 # >>61189269 # >>61189836 # >>61190546 # >>61190628 # >>61191467 # >>61192021 # >>61192975 # >>61193164 #

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Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---
Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---

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Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113 ➤ > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar.png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin" > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky 'ere" > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off > "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector > Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag > Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a fine mist
Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113 ➤ > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar.png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin" > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky 'ere" > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off > "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector > Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag > Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a fine mist

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for me when i needed her and stuff Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)17:39:24 No.31979955 >be me >20 yo >be lonely for 1 year, trying to get girls on dating applications, getting ghosted even by ugly girls >start talking with people on discord for english improving >find this girl from another continent, qt3.14 8/10, would not be able to pull this girl in my country (3rd world btw) that easy >we exchange pictures, i told her that she's cute and she tolds me that im handsome >immediately starts e-dating her >it's not just that she lived 10000 km's away from me, but she was taking like 9 hours to answer my messages, she was never >almost don't have any other options, so stay with her for 8 months >a few days ago i blocked her everywhere You're probably gonna say that im super retarded for spending such a long time in a virtual relationship like this, but believe me guys, i was so lonely and was struggling so much to get a girl that when this girl gave the interest to me that i haven't had in so long, i got so attached. Did i get manipulated for 8 months? Btw before you say she was a golddigger, I'm from a poor country as well
for me when i needed her and stuff Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)17:39:24 No.31979955 >be me >20 yo >be lonely for 1 year, trying to get girls on dating applications, getting ghosted even by ugly girls >start talking with people on discord for english improving >find this girl from another continent, qt3.14 8/10, would not be able to pull this girl in my country (3rd world btw) that easy >we exchange pictures, i told her that she's cute and she tolds me that im handsome >immediately starts e-dating her >it's not just that she lived 10000 km's away from me, but she was taking like 9 hours to answer my messages, she was never >almost don't have any other options, so stay with her for 8 months >a few days ago i blocked her everywhere You're probably gonna say that im super retarded for spending such a long time in a virtual relationship like this, but believe me guys, i was so lonely and was struggling so much to get a girl that when this girl gave the interest to me that i haven't had in so long, i got so attached. Did i get manipulated for 8 months? Btw before you say she was a golddigger, I'm from a poor country as well

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Utt anger_m(...).png (405 KB, Vacationing in Europe vs USA Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)14:19:41 No.202117360 >>20211745 >Vacationing in Europe last year >Nobody smiles or seems happy >People look away when you make eye contact >Streets full of crossdressers and people dressed in weird clothing >No children at play, only dogs (child replacements) >Everybody lives in commieblock apartments >No recreational facilities besides some zoomers playing techno music in their shitbox apartments >Clerks and customer service act rude and uninterested in me >People roll their eyes and correct me when I try to speak the language >Had to leave early because I lost my glasses and nobody helped me find them >Vacationing in America right now >Everyone is smiling and happy in the streets >People say 'hello' when you pass them on the street >Streets full of respectable looking people dressed nicely >Children at playgrounds everywhere you look >Everybody lives in suburban houses >Clubs, theaters, game parks, casinos, America has it all >Clerks and customer service are always cheerful and make conversations >People are patient and understanding of my accent >Black youths selling cheap snacks and water bottles in the street >Lost my wallet yesterday, nice old lady gave me $65 to catch the bus back to my hotel room and get something to eat >Police officer hand delivered it back to my hotel room 5 minutes ago I f------ kneel. This is the based country. Yuropoors, step your f------ game up you miserable f------.
Utt anger_m(...).png (405 KB, Vacationing in Europe vs USA Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)14:19:41 No.202117360 >>20211745 >Vacationing in Europe last year >Nobody smiles or seems happy >People look away when you make eye contact >Streets full of crossdressers and people dressed in weird clothing >No children at play, only dogs (child replacements) >Everybody lives in commieblock apartments >No recreational facilities besides some zoomers playing techno music in their shitbox apartments >Clerks and customer service act rude and uninterested in me >People roll their eyes and correct me when I try to speak the language >Had to leave early because I lost my glasses and nobody helped me find them >Vacationing in America right now >Everyone is smiling and happy in the streets >People say 'hello' when you pass them on the street >Streets full of respectable looking people dressed nicely >Children at playgrounds everywhere you look >Everybody lives in suburban houses >Clubs, theaters, game parks, casinos, America has it all >Clerks and customer service are always cheerful and make conversations >People are patient and understanding of my accent >Black youths selling cheap snacks and water bottles in the street >Lost my wallet yesterday, nice old lady gave me $65 to catch the bus back to my hotel room and get something to eat >Police officer hand delivered it back to my hotel room 5 minutes ago I f------ kneel. This is the based country. Yuropoors, step your f------ game up you miserable f------.

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File: Ring-tailed-lemur-main.png (652 KB, 600x600) Retarded biologists got me shaved Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:40:36 No.4873503 I'm not racist or anything but this time at uni I said a black dude looked like a lemur because he was really needing some sleep. He didn't think anything of it but a girl overheard us and she raised her tone at me because I had compared him to a monkey. I thought she was retarded and said that lemurs were marsupials, not monkeys. She doubled down. People were very silent on our surroundings but I could tell most people agreed with me that lemurs were marsupials. I told her to google it and that I'd shave my beard if lemurs were monkeys. Lemurs are monkeys. Apparently carrying your baby in a skin pocket isn't enough to consider an animal a marsupial. Instead it's some embrionary b------- that I don't quite understand that characterizes marsupials. Who the f--- thought that was a good idea? Lemurs don't even look like monkeys. They just look like meerkats' ghosts. This is not a "hysterical sjw" story, no one got quite mad at me because out 100 people only 1 will know that lemurs are monkeys. But I did have to go back to looking 15yo and now I'll only be able to f--- p-------- cougars. It will take me 14 months to have a respectable beard because of my genes.
File: Ring-tailed-lemur-main.png (652 KB, 600x600) Retarded biologists got me shaved Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:40:36 No.4873503 I'm not racist or anything but this time at uni I said a black dude looked like a lemur because he was really needing some sleep. He didn't think anything of it but a girl overheard us and she raised her tone at me because I had compared him to a monkey. I thought she was retarded and said that lemurs were marsupials, not monkeys. She doubled down. People were very silent on our surroundings but I could tell most people agreed with me that lemurs were marsupials. I told her to google it and that I'd shave my beard if lemurs were monkeys. Lemurs are monkeys. Apparently carrying your baby in a skin pocket isn't enough to consider an animal a marsupial. Instead it's some embrionary b------- that I don't quite understand that characterizes marsupials. Who the f--- thought that was a good idea? Lemurs don't even look like monkeys. They just look like meerkats' ghosts. This is not a "hysterical sjw" story, no one got quite mad at me because out 100 people only 1 will know that lemurs are monkeys. But I did have to go back to looking 15yo and now I'll only be able to f--- p-------- cougars. It will take me 14 months to have a respectable beard because of my genes.

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File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)14:53:14 No.688420208 ►>>688421264 >>68842135 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC IT'S SO HARD TO SEE (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)14:53:14 No.688420208 ►>>688421264 >>68842135 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC IT'S SO HARD TO SEE (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

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Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:03:36 No.160652277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in?...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?
Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:03:36 No.160652277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in?...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?

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☐ Anonymous (ID: ZgZkL7RR) 09/10/24(Tue)21:51:44 No.481250321 File: 1716901802300682.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) WHAT THE F--- IS HE DOING
☐ Anonymous (ID: ZgZkL7RR) 09/10/24(Tue)21:51:44 No.481250321 File: 1716901802300682.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) WHAT THE F--- IS HE DOING

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: Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri) 07:52:52 No. 197940 CD0795A7-6846-4FDB-A2E6-DA2A6B4500E2.jpg 513 KB JPG >be me >practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu twice a week for 2 years >train with people who haven't been there as long as me for the 2 days I was there this week >They know the f------ technique better than me >Rub salt in the wound by trying to lecture me how to do the techniques properly instead of getting a more experienced gym member >Feel shame for my godawful Jiu-Jitsu : Anonymous Quit. Now. >>197943 # 05/17/24(Fri)07:56:59 No.197941
: Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri) 07:52:52 No. 197940 CD0795A7-6846-4FDB-A2E6-DA2A6B4500E2.jpg 513 KB JPG >be me >practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu twice a week for 2 years >train with people who haven't been there as long as me for the 2 days I was there this week >They know the f------ technique better than me >Rub salt in the wound by trying to lecture me how to do the techniques properly instead of getting a more experienced gym member >Feel shame for my godawful Jiu-Jitsu : Anonymous Quit. Now. >>197943 # 05/17/24(Fri)07:56:59 No.197941

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