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File: Leit-Erikson-001-1xly14b.jpg (205 KB, 674x798) LEIFUR zinioson Why are normies like this? Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)22:57:52 No.17174159 Leif Erikson: >Land on an uncharted continent >Make no effort to explore beyond the immediate landing grounds >Don't draw any maps >Leave absolutely to indication you were ever there >Do nothing with the information "DUH VIKANGZ CLEARLY DISCUHVUH'D AMERICA B'CUZ DEY WAS HERE FIRST!!!" Christopher Columbus: >Land on an island chain off the coast of a new continent >Explore the coast making crude maps >Plant a flag and raise a fort to stake your claim on the land >Start a new era in the story of humanity >Without you the contient would not have been discovered until much later "HURR DURRR HE AINT DISCUHVUHD AMERICA CUZ HE WUNT HERE FIRST!!!" >>17174

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9 KB PNG >name Hep >Hep very small, very hungry >no have tribe, all day hunt small meat in bush >one day find big pig in big bush >pig needs lots of bonks, but Hep keep trying >bad pig go to sleep, Hep eat pig >no more hungry, and still have meat >Hep tired from doing bonks >put meat in pack, Hep did good job today >hug pack, Hep go to sleep >but then hear noise >open eyes, wild wuff sniff Hep >Hep scared, but stay very still >Wuff small, Wuff just bone >no wuff tribe, wuff all alone >Hep all alone too >Open pack, take meat in hand >Give to Wuff >Wuff take meat, no take hand >Wuff yawn, lay down >Hep and wuff hunt together now >Wuff find meat, Hep bonk meat >play game like catch-bone, chase, play-fight >Hep hug Wuff when sleep, no more cold >Hep not alone, Wuff gud fren What your gud fren story?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: nnEGM5F7) 10/15/24(Tue)00:16:19 No.484855939 Yashar Ali @yashar Jeff Bezos Donates $100 million to help Nation's Food Banks Robert Reich @RBReich For context, $100 million is what Jeff Bezos makes in 11 hours. Billionaire philanthropy won't save us. Tax the rich. 94 KB PNG >"Billionaires are le bad" >*Billionaire donates $100m to charity* >"Uh, not enough. Still bad" Has this old socialist fart ever heard of gratitude before?

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: Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)00:40:37 No.925945780 HOLLYWOOD 272 KB JPG >entertainment media execs: would basically sell their own mother for the next profitable franchise >also entertainment execs: intentionally force inappropriate wokeness on their products so that they fail miserably I can't stand living in Retardistan.

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Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)03:47:17 No.691786136 u UNREAL ENGINE image-blog-unreal-engine-5.jpg 69 KB JPG >CD Projekt RED switching from RED engine to Unreal Engine >Konami using Unreal Engine instead of FOX Engine for Metal gear Solid Delta >Halo Studios formerly 343 Industries switching to Unreal Engine for the new Halo game >Rumors of Bethesda switching over to Unreal Engine for Elder scrolls 6 What the f--- is happening? Why are all the studios dropping their in house engines? Is it too costly for the studios to maintain their own engines or is it because they can more easily outsource work?

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Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)13:28:56 No.204220131 00-promo-image-joaquin-phoenix-joker-new-movie.jpg 1.91 MB JPG >Joker >Boohoo I'm so lonely nobody loves me or respects me >Also Joker >Doesn't turn to Christ by reading the Bible and going to Church It's hard for me to sympathize with him since he didn't take the most logical solution to his problems

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☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:16:59 No.204481176 ►>>204481191 File: fool.png (1.05 MB, 941x957) >/JRG/ Joker R--- General #15 >#15 I love this board. ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:17:02 No.204481179 >>204481374 File: Through The Keyhole.jpg (229 KB, 1000x800) Through Reyhole the ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:23:11 No.204481409 File: jokah.jpg (51 KB, 678x452) >tfw I got r----...again MOM'S GONNA FREAK >> Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:23:55 No.204481437 >>204483642 File: The Riddler DC All Universe.jpg (32 KB, 390x799) >"Riddle me this and riddle me quick, who's fecal goo is on this policeman's stick?" << ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:28:33 No.204481592 >>204481712 >>204494576 So Batman won't kill, that's his only rule. With all the resources he has, why won't he just create a massive r--- dungeon in the Batcave, now that r--- correction was empirically proven to work? It's surely better than hunting down the same villains escaping from Arkham over and over again? >> Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:29:03 No.204481610 ►>>204481682 >>204483664 File: Batman Villains Public Do(...).jpg (317 KB, 1068x1192) 2036 2066 2089 2089 2079 2037 2038 2036 2037 2036 2088 Only 12 more years and the Joker will be in public domain. Warner Bros destroying the character could make sense from an IP point of view. ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:47:42 No.204482152 >>204496508 File: KFpYMQB5-3933545188.jpg (520 KB, 1920x1080) R >HOLY BUSTED CRUSTS BATMAN! IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS >I'm afraid so chum, that is the destroyed booty hole of Gotham's most diabolical criminal. Plundered by prison pirates who penetrated deep into the crack of the criminal underworld, and delivered throbbing hard justice Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 17:58:43 No.204494659 >>204494705 File: half.png (216 KB, 639x391) >> >How much of the guards c--- did you take up your tight ass? >...uh...HALF >All the gangsters uproariously laugh ☐ Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 18:01:13 No.204494705 >>204494659 i know a SQUEALER when i see one...

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: Anonymous 06/27/24(Thu)17:02:21 No.2678582 cover2.jpg 167 KB JPG >Drive away from Sydney or Melbourne >Yeah but what kind of Australian are you? Anonymous 06/27/24(Thu)17:44:39 No.2678592 The only real Australian. A West Australian. 180 KB JPG >>2679786 #

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Anonymous I WANT TO BELIEVE 10/03/24(Thu)23:39:12 No.75226125 PEEK Colorado 213562136512.png 1.31 MB PNG >honey, you want to tell me why 2 dozen eggs are already gone and I just bough them? how do you respond?

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11:22 : Anonymous 305 KB JPG ricken 10/14/24(Mon)03:46:27 No.79115976 >Finally get a girlfriend after years of being a khv >Everything is great, she has a nice personality, is dependable, hardworking, fun to be around >Find out that she had a slut phase and she took bigger d---- than me, details of how not important >I since refuse to have sex or kiss her because it makes me sick to the stomach >The only intimate contact I'm ok with right now is hugging I'm demoralized when it comes to relationships and since I'm a recovering loser I probably won't find anyone as good as her. This is the only dealbreaker which she has. I know she probably has done things she's never done with me and never will, she doesn't find me too attractive either I figure. I like her character and am willing to marry her if the time comes. I accept and am ok with her past as long as we never have sex again. It's just too painful and humiliating for me. I'll try to focus on the support and time that we can spend together as a couple while erasing sex entirely from our lives. She said she wants kids and I'm kind of hesitant on them, but if she really wants them I'm willing to do invitro fertilization with her. Most couples don't have sex when they get older, so I'm just thinking this we'll just be fast forwarding towards that phase. She seems upset with all this and tries to initiate with me but I don't feel like I can do it anymore. I have a feeling she'll just accept this because she's had her fill in the past anyways. Do you guys see this type of relationship working? Are there any ways that I can make this work? Thanks for all advice. : Anonymous >>79115976 (OP) # 10/14/24(Mon)03:58:11 No.79116074

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: Anonymous 10/12/24(Sat)23:35:10 No.79100833 > Here's the girl that's into you, bro. 26 KB JPG 11 Replies / 4 Images : Anonymous >>79100833 (OP) # View Thread 10/13/24(Sun)01:05:55 No.79101479 i f------ WISH a tradwhale would like me bro that's my type

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Anonymous take the motorcycle pill 1771 255 KB JPG pill yet anon? 10/14/24(Mon)07:12:51 No.79117471 >under $2k >easier to maintain than a car >put on a tracksuit and a helmet and you'll look cool as f--- riding it >maybe manage to wrangle yourself a qt biker gf why haven't you taken the motorcycle

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Anonymous 73 KB JPG 10/14/24(Mon)06:55:53 No.79117328 >Been working out >Going out to do yard work getting sun >Socialized and had a good time yesterday >Time away from this board for a while >Havent jerked off in days >Depression still hitting today Its not going to go away is it

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Anonymous . 10/14/24(Mon)09:11:05 No.79118292 r/Weird 4 hr. ago . Because you visited this community before What are these cuts in my apples? Join 0908 0300 952 263 Share image_2024-10-14_070917044.png 227 KB PNG >Be redditard >Buy some apples >Stab them >Throw them in the fridge >Wait 15 mins >Open fridge >"oh my goodness this is so weird"

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Anonymous 365 KB PNG 10/14/24(Mon)06:40:44 No.79117226 >this drug addict turkish guy sends a vid to her ex 1 year ago, talking about how he literally waited 2 hours next to her house to kill her >fast forward >1 week ago >dude invites her over for outdoor sex >she literally FOLLOWS him >she arrives fully shaven head to toe >they spend 4 hours together in a restricted section of a historic castle >turns out the dude was into snuff >beheads and dismembers her ex >kills himself afterwards >feminists all over the streets protesting about their little dark triad loving angel kek

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: Anonymous A good chunk of Incels can't g(...) 12 KB JPG 10/14/24(Mon)02:26:00 No.79115296 >Be niganon >See N---- hate thread made by incels >Get called an animal >They start calling women w----- and bitches >The call women who f--- black people animal f------ >Same MFs bitch about being lonely. You n----- really don't understand why femcels don't wanna f--- you? If you legitimately stopped blaming everyone but yourself and took the actual care to become a functioning member of society, you wouldn't be in your current state. You DON'T have to be a chad, you f------ all want a 10/10 Japanese cutie when you're basement dwellers. For f---- sake, take a 10 minute jog everyday and shower. it's legitimately not f------ hard.

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: Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)16:52:57 No.204224651 172822573683112550.png 686 KB PNG >Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to f--- Chad now, bye

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Board /int/ - International Anonymousa McDonald's ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/14/24(Mon)01:41:18 No.203396949 McRib 909 KB PNG >McRib is coming back to the UK in two days So americanons, what am I in for? Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)01:42:48 No.203396961 slop made by indians who dont wash their hands after pooping Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)01:44:28 No.203396985 Nothing. The McRib is legendary for it's shittiness. McD only does the McRib when pork prices are very low, and you're getting grade C and D pork from a grocery warehouse liquidator. It's a slab of pork chop lathered in pork flavored sauce. It's dry and spam is better. I'm not kidding, since spam uses better grade pork and is much more moist. A spam sandwich costs less and you can buy regular pork dressing. McD pork flavor is just bbq sauce with added sugar. Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)01:45:29 No.203396994 The McRib is why muslims don't eat pork. It's worth $4, but not $5. At that point two mcdoubles are better. Anonymous >>203396949 (OP). Diarrhea. 10/14/24(Mon)01:45:49 No.203396999

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Good grief. Anonymous 10/13/24(Sun)18:30:22 No.691771054 >>691771205 >Gamers finally rise up and take over (you)r country, reforming its government into a Gamer republic. >The rules are relatively simple: in order to have the right to vote, you are required to "beat" a certain amount of video games each year >This can be accomplished in several different ways: >1) Successfully complete the story mode of singleplayer or cooperative multiplayer games that collectively add up to at least 25 hours of playtime. >2) Win at least 25 matches of competitive multiplayer games >3) Complete at least 2 major raids in an MMO game that are scaled to your character's level >Gachas and other mobile games do not count for ANY of these requirements >Cheating WILL be punished by prison time and community service, most likely as a sanitation worker >Failing to meet the requirements will see your voting privilege stripped from your for at least the following electoral year >As a way to facilitate this process, the government will directly subsidize the production of new and good games in order to give the gaming public new material to sustain their suffrage with. Well Anon, do (you) get to be a citizen?

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King (ID: IrPDS7yW) 78 KB JPG 10/05/24(Sat)20:00:56 No.48387596 >During Vietnam War >1800K men drafted >600K noncompliant >200K charged >8K arrested >3K convicted and imprisoned >0 served full sentence >33% of draftees fled/ignored the draft >only 0.5% faced consequences >government cannot force us into combat >they just scare and bully us

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