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157 KB GIF Alright 4chin time for a real story >be on long road trip >15 passenger van >all iphones >everyone >be only one with android >everyone's batteries dying >all iphones die first >my phone finally falls >hear voice say "Having an android isn't so great anymore is it" >don't even say anything back >pull out wallet >wallet has spare battery >change battery in front of everyone on f----- bus >theirfaceswhen.gif >f--- around on phone rest of trip >apple f------ asking to use superior device >deny everyone >finally arrive at destination >everyone whipping out chargers >sit there with smirk and 73% battery >everyone butthurt and won't talk to me And that's how I lost all my friends
157 KB GIF Alright 4chin time for a real story >be on long road trip >15 passenger van >all iphones >everyone >be only one with android >everyone's batteries dying >all iphones die first >my phone finally falls >hear voice say "Having an android isn't so great anymore is it" >don't even say anything back >pull out wallet >wallet has spare battery >change battery in front of everyone on f----- bus >theirfaceswhen.gif >f--- around on phone rest of trip >apple f------ asking to use superior device >deny everyone >finally arrive at destination >everyone whipping out chargers >sit there with smirk and 73% battery >everyone butthurt and won't talk to me And that's how I lost all my friends

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Britannia Rule | /r/Greentext

Board /int/ - International Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/22/24(Sun)08:20:13 No.202546456 8 KB PNG >Colonise the a quarter of the world >Tell them to practice circumcision >They start doing it >We stop doing it to ourselves Does Britain exist just to troll the entire world?
Board /int/ - International Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/22/24(Sun)08:20:13 No.202546456 8 KB PNG >Colonise the a quarter of the world >Tell them to practice circumcision >They start doing it >We stop doing it to ourselves Does Britain exist just to troll the entire world?

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The enemy within | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat)12:20:46 No.203525263 intro-1719513936.jpg 31 KB JPG >looks visibly evil and unsettling >manipulating people in the most obvious ways, winking at an invisible camera >elves are like "wow what a charming fellow, truly an angel sent by the gods :)" Whats next? Him shouting "ITS SAURONING TIME" and then sauroning all over as the elves cheer and clap in rythm?
Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat)12:20:46 No.203525263 intro-1719513936.jpg 31 KB JPG >looks visibly evil and unsettling >manipulating people in the most obvious ways, winking at an invisible camera >elves are like "wow what a charming fellow, truly an angel sent by the gods :)" Whats next? Him shouting "ITS SAURONING TIME" and then sauroning all over as the elves cheer and clap in rythm?

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Anons grandpa craves for the BBC | /r/Greentext

File: Sadpepe.png (65 KB, 1092x1037) Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)11:08:43 No.78305551 [Reply] >be me >Attending Grandfather's funeral >He lived past 100. Outlived his wife & 2 daughters. >Fought in WWII, helped liberate some camps in Germany. >Had many children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren & some great-greats. >Genuinely kind & good man. Was ostracized in his small town for having gay sex with black men. >Always told us to be good people, to never judge based on color etc etc >Towards the end his memory began to fail, couldn't recognize people reliably. >Always recognized my black boyfriend & I. >We interred him today. Despite there not being a cloud in the sky, it rained a bit. I'll miss him forever bros. Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)11:11:55 No.78305564 do you have more family members who has had gay sex with black men
File: Sadpepe.png (65 KB, 1092x1037) Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)11:08:43 No.78305551 [Reply] >be me >Attending Grandfather's funeral >He lived past 100. Outlived his wife & 2 daughters. >Fought in WWII, helped liberate some camps in Germany. >Had many children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren & some great-greats. >Genuinely kind & good man. Was ostracized in his small town for having gay sex with black men. >Always told us to be good people, to never judge based on color etc etc >Towards the end his memory began to fail, couldn't recognize people reliably. >Always recognized my black boyfriend & I. >We interred him today. Despite there not being a cloud in the sky, it rained a bit. I'll miss him forever bros. Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)11:11:55 No.78305564 do you have more family members who has had gay sex with black men

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Anon decides not to end it all | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Recen to live 25 KB JPG >Open it 09/22/24(Sun)02:38:19 No.924836202 >be me a few months back >Suicidal as usual but really close to just doing it >Friends handle these topics poorly but one of them finds out >On my way to purchase a chair so I can. hang myself >Get text from friend on Snapchat, video text actually >It's f------ 6 of my bros shittily singing Logic's 1-800 song >I'm so f------ baffled at the stupidity of this that I actually don't end it all and I'm doing better today Thanks friends
Anonymous Recen to live 25 KB JPG >Open it 09/22/24(Sun)02:38:19 No.924836202 >be me a few months back >Suicidal as usual but really close to just doing it >Friends handle these topics poorly but one of them finds out >On my way to purchase a chair so I can. hang myself >Get text from friend on Snapchat, video text actually >It's f------ 6 of my bros shittily singing Logic's 1-800 song >I'm so f------ baffled at the stupidity of this that I actually don't end it all and I'm doing better today Thanks friends

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Lost to time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)05:13:17 No.203758170 >the greatest show of all time turns 20 >zero threads about it this board has fallen 234 KB JPG : Anonymous >>203758170 (OP) # Pic unrelated 09/22/24(Sun)05:14:14 No.203758196
Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)05:13:17 No.203758170 >the greatest show of all time turns 20 >zero threads about it this board has fallen 234 KB JPG : Anonymous >>203758170 (OP) # Pic unrelated 09/22/24(Sun)05:14:14 No.203758196

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anon doesn’t like John Lennon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous STAY IN-BEN CROW YOUR! VIR. 225 KB JPG guy? 09/22/24(Sun)10:00:01 No.78891156 >FBI investigated John Lennon for his outspoken sympathy towards Marxist and Trotskyist groups. They decided that he would be "ineffective as a revolutionary" because he "is constantly under the influence of narcotics" Why did boomers worship this
Anonymous STAY IN-BEN CROW YOUR! VIR. 225 KB JPG guy? 09/22/24(Sun)10:00:01 No.78891156 >FBI investigated John Lennon for his outspoken sympathy towards Marxist and Trotskyist groups. They decided that he would be "ineffective as a revolutionary" because he "is constantly under the influence of narcotics" Why did boomers worship this

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Suppression | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)12:09:41 No.16864781 Cloud of smoke during the Tulsa riots in June 1921.jpg 225 KB JPG >black community starts having success and a thriving business district >jealous loser whites chimp out Many such cases. : Anonymous >>16864781 (OP) # 07/18/24(Thu)12:12:47 No.16864783 Japan can recover from a nuke, but black people can't recover from a few fires? Smells like DEI b------- to me.
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)12:09:41 No.16864781 Cloud of smoke during the Tulsa riots in June 1921.jpg 225 KB JPG >black community starts having success and a thriving business district >jealous loser whites chimp out Many such cases. : Anonymous >>16864781 (OP) # 07/18/24(Thu)12:12:47 No.16864783 Japan can recover from a nuke, but black people can't recover from a few fires? Smells like DEI b------- to me.

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Anon struggles with women | /r/Greentext

File: pepe.png (20 KB, 809x808) ☐ ugliest loser alive award Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)23:02:48 No.78886208 >be me >khhv loser >scroll tiktok because there's nothing else to do during the day >see some ugly retard named maddox make s----- videos about memes that were popular in 2016 >open comments >women say how much they want him even though he looks retarded >be me >khhv loser >i look better than him >im given weird looks by women every time i go outside what am I doing wrong
File: pepe.png (20 KB, 809x808) ☐ ugliest loser alive award Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)23:02:48 No.78886208 >be me >khhv loser >scroll tiktok because there's nothing else to do during the day >see some ugly retard named maddox make s----- videos about memes that were popular in 2016 >open comments >women say how much they want him even though he looks retarded >be me >khhv loser >i look better than him >im given weird looks by women every time i go outside what am I doing wrong

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Clark took an L | /r/Greentext

File: clark from the thing.png (162 KB, 371x287) 107 Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)21:30:56 No.203748849 >>203749033 >>203749351 >>203749837 >>203750064 >>203751547 >>203751573 >tries to rush the only person with a solid plan >gets f------ shot anyway >wasn't one of the things anyway What the f--- was his problem?
File: clark from the thing.png (162 KB, 371x287) 107 Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)21:30:56 No.203748849 >>203749033 >>203749351 >>203749837 >>203750064 >>203751547 >>203751573 >tries to rush the only person with a solid plan >gets f------ shot anyway >wasn't one of the things anyway What the f--- was his problem?

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Anon has a Tard baby | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >studied hard 09/21/24(Sat)16:25:53 No. 102493990 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet. >>102494031 # >>102494086 #
Anonymous >studied hard 09/21/24(Sat)16:25:53 No. 102493990 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet. >>102494031 # >>102494086 #

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Anon has had enough | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:47:11 No.102286483 8814 733a9ab2-3af8-49f1-90f1-226545f22129-aFGfOW.jpg >SDTV is still 720p >HDTV is still 1080p >in 2024 120 KB JPG When will cable actually improve? Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:56:02 No.102286560 When you stop sucking c---.
Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:47:11 No.102286483 8814 733a9ab2-3af8-49f1-90f1-226545f22129-aFGfOW.jpg >SDTV is still 720p >HDTV is still 1080p >in 2024 120 KB JPG When will cable actually improve? Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:56:02 No.102286560 When you stop sucking c---.

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Anon dates goth girls | /r/Greentext

File: tired pepe.jpg (21 KB, 474x454) Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)05:57:14 No.32033462 >>32033474 >>32033502 >>32033530 >>32033943 >>32033981 >>32034420 >>32034559 >>32034596 >>32034654 >Be me >18 years old >I start dating for the first time >4 months of dating I'm going to her house to have sex >She likes to be beaten and smothered by the neck >I like normal sex >Be me now at 22 >Talking to a girl online, she's pretty cool and we start dating >In the midst of the conversations, she talks about fetishes and says that she likes to be threatened with a knife and likes BDSM >mfw What the f--- is wrong with women, are they all like that? Goths mainly, both of these girls I mentioned are goths. I just wanted to have normal sex, it's very lame to have to pretend to like something in sex, I don't see the fun of mistreating or being mistreated in bed. Should I just accept it and try to learn to enjoy it?
File: tired pepe.jpg (21 KB, 474x454) Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)05:57:14 No.32033462 >>32033474 >>32033502 >>32033530 >>32033943 >>32033981 >>32034420 >>32034559 >>32034596 >>32034654 >Be me >18 years old >I start dating for the first time >4 months of dating I'm going to her house to have sex >She likes to be beaten and smothered by the neck >I like normal sex >Be me now at 22 >Talking to a girl online, she's pretty cool and we start dating >In the midst of the conversations, she talks about fetishes and says that she likes to be threatened with a knife and likes BDSM >mfw What the f--- is wrong with women, are they all like that? Goths mainly, both of these girls I mentioned are goths. I just wanted to have normal sex, it's very lame to have to pretend to like something in sex, I don't see the fun of mistreating or being mistreated in bed. Should I just accept it and try to learn to enjoy it?

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OnlyMoney | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)17:14:00 No.102337666 OnlyTans OnlyFans.jpg 72 KB JPG >OnlyFans revenue explodes to $7 billion. Profits rise to 700 million. >Only Fans has made more moneys than all the Silicon Valley Al startups combined So I studied computer science all those years for nothing?
: Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)17:14:00 No.102337666 OnlyTans OnlyFans.jpg 72 KB JPG >OnlyFans revenue explodes to $7 billion. Profits rise to 700 million. >Only Fans has made more moneys than all the Silicon Valley Al startups combined So I studied computer science all those years for nothing?

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This lived rent-free in my head for a couple of years. Found it in my computer. | /r/Greentext

AUSTRALIA View Reply Original Report Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 18:37:44 No.836952783 Quoted By: >>836952925 >>836953034 >>836953130 >>836954331 >>836955365 >be 12 years ago DIDGERIDOO 296KIB, 1024x1024, istockphoto-892779584- 1024x1024.jpg ew Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + >be me, 15 >home alone >yes, masturbating, butt naked in front of the computer >casually browsing the web while stroking d--- >not even p--- sites, just regular stuff that interests me >almost forget that I am, in fact jerking off >come across something called 'circular breathing' >technique that allows a person to breathe in and out simultaneously, allowing them to play instruments like flutes without ever stopping >photo of a man playing didgeridoo comes up >decide to try it myself >thiscan'tbesohard.jpg >breathe in >breathe out >breathe in >breathe out >doesn't work >try even harder >end up with my tongue half sticking out, gargling, heaving like crazy >s--- still doesn't work, this is frustrating >"anon, what...?" >almost suffer heart attack >mom is home >standing in my open bedroom door > witnessing me slowly stroking my half-hard leaking d--- to a photo of a bearded aboriginal man blowing into a didgeridoo >eyes half closed, tongue sticking out, gargling like a retard >she never forgets >literally never forgets >a year later I buy my first guitar >mom says "weird, I thought you'd want to play the didgeridoo" love you anyways, mom
AUSTRALIA View Reply Original Report Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 18:37:44 No.836952783 Quoted By: >>836952925 >>836953034 >>836953130 >>836954331 >>836955365 >be 12 years ago DIDGERIDOO 296KIB, 1024x1024, istockphoto-892779584- 1024x1024.jpg ew Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + >be me, 15 >home alone >yes, masturbating, butt naked in front of the computer >casually browsing the web while stroking d--- >not even p--- sites, just regular stuff that interests me >almost forget that I am, in fact jerking off >come across something called 'circular breathing' >technique that allows a person to breathe in and out simultaneously, allowing them to play instruments like flutes without ever stopping >photo of a man playing didgeridoo comes up >decide to try it myself >thiscan'tbesohard.jpg >breathe in >breathe out >breathe in >breathe out >doesn't work >try even harder >end up with my tongue half sticking out, gargling, heaving like crazy >s--- still doesn't work, this is frustrating >"anon, what...?" >almost suffer heart attack >mom is home >standing in my open bedroom door > witnessing me slowly stroking my half-hard leaking d--- to a photo of a bearded aboriginal man blowing into a didgeridoo >eyes half closed, tongue sticking out, gargling like a retard >she never forgets >literally never forgets >a year later I buy my first guitar >mom says "weird, I thought you'd want to play the didgeridoo" love you anyways, mom

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Being single is not a bad choice sometimes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >studied hard 09/20/24(Fri)03:34:39 No.2714234 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
Anonymous >studied hard 09/20/24(Fri)03:34:39 No.2714234 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet.

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Anon wants the end of Hollywood | /r/Greentext

new KILL TRAILER: ELLA PURNELL PLAYS A WHITE GIRL WITH BIG FROG EYES WHO IS "IGNORED" INTO MURDEROUS RAGE! Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)23:54:28 No.203691318 >>203691348 >>203691378 >>203691386 >>203691390 >>203691776 >>203691860 >>203692800 >>203693794>>203696738 >>203697556 >>203697579 >>203698055 >>203699299 >>203699401 >>203700022 >>203701124 >>203703037 >>>203704997 >>203705232 >>203705247 >>203707425 >>203707568 >>203708064 >>203708516 >>203708757 >Rhiannon Lewis doesn't make much of an impression - people walk past her in the street without a second glance. She's continually overlooked for a promotion at work, the guy she likes won't commit, and her dad is really, really sick. Then everything in her life turns upside down. Rhiannon is pushed over the edge and loses control. Suddenly the wallflower is gone, and in its place is a young woman capable of anything... Rhiannon's life transforms as she steps into a new, intoxicating power, but can she keep her killer secret? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLqrB7g_xvg [Embed] ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT ELLA PURNELL WOULD BE IGNORED WITH THOSE BIG GIANT MEN IN BLACK ALIEN EYES? OF COURSE NOT? THIS IS F------ STUPID AND A DUMB GIRLPOWER SHOW. IF STARZ HAD BALLS THEY WOULD HIRE AN ACTUAL UGLY GIRL LIKE ANNA KENDRICK. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:56:10 No.203709365 >>203691318 (OP) If in the 90s-10s we had to suffer the 'simp genre' (Spider-Man, Transformers, Prequels, etc.). Now we're gonna suffer the 'femcel genre'. I can't wait to see Al destroying Hollywood forever.
new KILL TRAILER: ELLA PURNELL PLAYS A WHITE GIRL WITH BIG FROG EYES WHO IS "IGNORED" INTO MURDEROUS RAGE! Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)23:54:28 No.203691318 >>203691348 >>203691378 >>203691386 >>203691390 >>203691776 >>203691860 >>203692800 >>203693794>>203696738 >>203697556 >>203697579 >>203698055 >>203699299 >>203699401 >>203700022 >>203701124 >>203703037 >>>203704997 >>203705232 >>203705247 >>203707425 >>203707568 >>203708064 >>203708516 >>203708757 >Rhiannon Lewis doesn't make much of an impression - people walk past her in the street without a second glance. She's continually overlooked for a promotion at work, the guy she likes won't commit, and her dad is really, really sick. Then everything in her life turns upside down. Rhiannon is pushed over the edge and loses control. Suddenly the wallflower is gone, and in its place is a young woman capable of anything... Rhiannon's life transforms as she steps into a new, intoxicating power, but can she keep her killer secret? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLqrB7g_xvg [Embed] ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT ELLA PURNELL WOULD BE IGNORED WITH THOSE BIG GIANT MEN IN BLACK ALIEN EYES? OF COURSE NOT? THIS IS F------ STUPID AND A DUMB GIRLPOWER SHOW. IF STARZ HAD BALLS THEY WOULD HIRE AN ACTUAL UGLY GIRL LIKE ANNA KENDRICK. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:56:10 No.203709365 >>203691318 (OP) If in the 90s-10s we had to suffer the 'simp genre' (Spider-Man, Transformers, Prequels, etc.). Now we're gonna suffer the 'femcel genre'. I can't wait to see Al destroying Hollywood forever.

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A hero's end | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)16:18:17 No.203465727 1651326232068.png 864 KB PNG >We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf. The Christ-god has killed it; leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs and fear, and shame.
: Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)16:18:17 No.203465727 1651326232068.png 864 KB PNG >We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf. The Christ-god has killed it; leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs and fear, and shame.

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Anon gets a date | /r/Greentext

File: literallyme.gif (921 KB, 400x263) Behind every pessimist is a disappointed idealist Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 11:14:41 No.78880934 >be me >tall, handsome, intelligent, funny, talented, great at conversation etc >everything going for me on paper >>still virgin bc believe in love for some reason >haven't had a gf since 15 >decline sex 1st year uni bc needs to mean something >still made out with a few chicks but no dates >know damn well this is gonna get me nowhere >be last week >still single >3rd year uni. haven't kissed a girl ~1 year >start talking to girl on walk home from club >pretty with b------- on slim frame >actually smart as well and really great to talk to >catholic too so also virgin literalfuckingunicorn.jpeg >somehow score sc and set up date >make out and drop her off home kingoftheworld.gif >2 days later >get to pub >she walks in praisethelord.png >fine af >we sit and talk for hours ahfuckiminlove.docx >eventually leave together >"so what do you think about this going forward, Anon?" >"yeah, I like you, I wanna see you again" >"yeah, this has been really great..." >... >"I feel really bad friendzoning you..." killmenow.please >gives some bs about not settling with guy she met in her first week in new town >makes sense but f--- me I guess challengeaccepted.png >keep talking and walking >literal casanova when I want to be so convince her to one more kiss/embrace >she says no more because it will be too hard for her >insists she can't see me again bc wants to play the field and s--- fuckingwhitewomen.ppt >drop off and walk home >hate my f------ life right about now >watch 500 Days of Summer and drink shitload of whiskey >don't wanna waste the good stuff so not enough to get blackout like I wanted but still pretty mortal >end up drunk texting her some 50 messages >blocked in morning I f------ give up, man. Every time with this b-------. Every time I get my hopes up for something I'm left disappointed. I can't win. My heart doesn't even f------ beat anymore. I don't care about anything anymore. And I can't settle for a lesser woman now either so I'm just gonna f------ die alone. fml.
File: literallyme.gif (921 KB, 400x263) Behind every pessimist is a disappointed idealist Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 11:14:41 No.78880934 >be me >tall, handsome, intelligent, funny, talented, great at conversation etc >everything going for me on paper >>still virgin bc believe in love for some reason >haven't had a gf since 15 >decline sex 1st year uni bc needs to mean something >still made out with a few chicks but no dates >know damn well this is gonna get me nowhere >be last week >still single >3rd year uni. haven't kissed a girl ~1 year >start talking to girl on walk home from club >pretty with b------- on slim frame >actually smart as well and really great to talk to >catholic too so also virgin literalfuckingunicorn.jpeg >somehow score sc and set up date >make out and drop her off home kingoftheworld.gif >2 days later >get to pub >she walks in praisethelord.png >fine af >we sit and talk for hours ahfuckiminlove.docx >eventually leave together >"so what do you think about this going forward, Anon?" >"yeah, I like you, I wanna see you again" >"yeah, this has been really great..." >... >"I feel really bad friendzoning you..." killmenow.please >gives some bs about not settling with guy she met in her first week in new town >makes sense but f--- me I guess challengeaccepted.png >keep talking and walking >literal casanova when I want to be so convince her to one more kiss/embrace >she says no more because it will be too hard for her >insists she can't see me again bc wants to play the field and s--- fuckingwhitewomen.ppt >drop off and walk home >hate my f------ life right about now >watch 500 Days of Summer and drink shitload of whiskey >don't wanna waste the good stuff so not enough to get blackout like I wanted but still pretty mortal >end up drunk texting her some 50 messages >blocked in morning I f------ give up, man. Every time with this b-------. Every time I get my hopes up for something I'm left disappointed. I can't win. My heart doesn't even f------ beat anymore. I don't care about anything anymore. And I can't settle for a lesser woman now either so I'm just gonna f------ die alone. fml.

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AFRIQUE Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)19:18:46 No.16861920 Robert Lefevre - Portrait of Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 1809 - (MeisterDrucke-104595).jpg 212 KB JPG >France's greatest ruler is an Italian man

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