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Anonymous >studied hard 09/21/24(Sat)16:25:53 No. 102493990 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet. >>102494031 # >>102494086 #

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon has had enough | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:47:11 No.102286483 8814 733a9ab2-3af8-49f1-90f1-226545f22129-aFGfOW.jpg >SDTV is still 720p >HDTV is still 1080p >in 2024 120 KB JPG When will cable actually improve? Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)13:56:02 No.102286560 When you stop sucking c---.

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Anon dates goth girls | /r/Greentext

File: tired pepe.jpg (21 KB, 474x454) Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat)05:57:14 No.32033462 >>32033474 >>32033502 >>32033530 >>32033943 >>32033981 >>32034420 >>32034559 >>32034596 >>32034654 >Be me >18 years old >I start dating for the first time >4 months of dating I'm going to her house to have sex >She likes to be beaten and smothered by the neck >I like normal sex >Be me now at 22 >Talking to a girl online, she's pretty cool and we start dating >In the midst of the conversations, she talks about fetishes and says that she likes to be threatened with a knife and likes BDSM >mfw What the f--- is wrong with women, are they all like that? Goths mainly, both of these girls I mentioned are goths. I just wanted to have normal sex, it's very lame to have to pretend to like something in sex, I don't see the fun of mistreating or being mistreated in bed. Should I just accept it and try to learn to enjoy it?

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OnlyMoney | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)17:14:00 No.102337666 OnlyTans OnlyFans.jpg 72 KB JPG >OnlyFans revenue explodes to $7 billion. Profits rise to 700 million. >Only Fans has made more moneys than all the Silicon Valley Al startups combined So I studied computer science all those years for nothing?

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This lived rent-free in my head for a couple of years. Found it in my computer. | /r/Greentext

AUSTRALIA View Reply Original Report Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 18:37:44 No.836952783 Quoted By: >>836952925 >>836953034 >>836953130 >>836954331 >>836955365 >be 12 years ago DIDGERIDOO 296KIB, 1024x1024, istockphoto-892779584- 1024x1024.jpg ew Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + >be me, 15 >home alone >yes, masturbating, butt naked in front of the computer >casually browsing the web while stroking d--- >not even p--- sites, just regular stuff that interests me >almost forget that I am, in fact jerking off >come across something called 'circular breathing' >technique that allows a person to breathe in and out simultaneously, allowing them to play instruments like flutes without ever stopping >photo of a man playing didgeridoo comes up >decide to try it myself >thiscan'tbesohard.jpg >breathe in >breathe out >breathe in >breathe out >doesn't work >try even harder >end up with my tongue half sticking out, gargling, heaving like crazy >s--- still doesn't work, this is frustrating >"anon, what...?" >almost suffer heart attack >mom is home >standing in my open bedroom door > witnessing me slowly stroking my half-hard leaking d--- to a photo of a bearded aboriginal man blowing into a didgeridoo >eyes half closed, tongue sticking out, gargling like a retard >she never forgets >literally never forgets >a year later I buy my first guitar >mom says "weird, I thought you'd want to play the didgeridoo" love you anyways, mom

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Being single is not a bad choice sometimes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >studied hard 09/20/24(Fri)03:34:39 No.2714234 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet.

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Anon wants the end of Hollywood | /r/Greentext

new KILL TRAILER: ELLA PURNELL PLAYS A WHITE GIRL WITH BIG FROG EYES WHO IS "IGNORED" INTO MURDEROUS RAGE! Anonymous 09/19/24(Thu)23:54:28 No.203691318 >>203691348 >>203691378 >>203691386 >>203691390 >>203691776 >>203691860 >>203692800 >>203693794>>203696738 >>203697556 >>203697579 >>203698055 >>203699299 >>203699401 >>203700022 >>203701124 >>203703037 >>>203704997 >>203705232 >>203705247 >>203707425 >>203707568 >>203708064 >>203708516 >>203708757 >Rhiannon Lewis doesn't make much of an impression - people walk past her in the street without a second glance. She's continually overlooked for a promotion at work, the guy she likes won't commit, and her dad is really, really sick. Then everything in her life turns upside down. Rhiannon is pushed over the edge and loses control. Suddenly the wallflower is gone, and in its place is a young woman capable of anything... Rhiannon's life transforms as she steps into a new, intoxicating power, but can she keep her killer secret? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLqrB7g_xvg [Embed] ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT ELLA PURNELL WOULD BE IGNORED WITH THOSE BIG GIANT MEN IN BLACK ALIEN EYES? OF COURSE NOT? THIS IS F------ STUPID AND A DUMB GIRLPOWER SHOW. IF STARZ HAD BALLS THEY WOULD HIRE AN ACTUAL UGLY GIRL LIKE ANNA KENDRICK. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:56:10 No.203709365 >>203691318 (OP) If in the 90s-10s we had to suffer the 'simp genre' (Spider-Man, Transformers, Prequels, etc.). Now we're gonna suffer the 'femcel genre'. I can't wait to see Al destroying Hollywood forever.

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A hero's end | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)16:18:17 No.203465727 1651326232068.png 864 KB PNG >We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf. The Christ-god has killed it; leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs and fear, and shame.

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Anon gets a date | /r/Greentext

File: literallyme.gif (921 KB, 400x263) Behind every pessimist is a disappointed idealist Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 11:14:41 No.78880934 >be me >tall, handsome, intelligent, funny, talented, great at conversation etc >everything going for me on paper >>still virgin bc believe in love for some reason >haven't had a gf since 15 >decline sex 1st year uni bc needs to mean something >still made out with a few chicks but no dates >know damn well this is gonna get me nowhere >be last week >still single >3rd year uni. haven't kissed a girl ~1 year >start talking to girl on walk home from club >pretty with b------- on slim frame >actually smart as well and really great to talk to >catholic too so also virgin literalfuckingunicorn.jpeg >somehow score sc and set up date >make out and drop her off home kingoftheworld.gif >2 days later >get to pub >she walks in praisethelord.png >fine af >we sit and talk for hours ahfuckiminlove.docx >eventually leave together >"so what do you think about this going forward, Anon?" >"yeah, I like you, I wanna see you again" >"yeah, this has been really great..." >... >"I feel really bad friendzoning you..." killmenow.please >gives some bs about not settling with guy she met in her first week in new town >makes sense but f--- me I guess challengeaccepted.png >keep talking and walking >literal casanova when I want to be so convince her to one more kiss/embrace >she says no more because it will be too hard for her >insists she can't see me again bc wants to play the field and s--- fuckingwhitewomen.ppt >drop off and walk home >hate my f------ life right about now >watch 500 Days of Summer and drink shitload of whiskey >don't wanna waste the good stuff so not enough to get blackout like I wanted but still pretty mortal >end up drunk texting her some 50 messages >blocked in morning I f------ give up, man. Every time with this b-------. Every time I get my hopes up for something I'm left disappointed. I can't win. My heart doesn't even f------ beat anymore. I don't care about anything anymore. And I can't settle for a lesser woman now either so I'm just gonna f------ die alone. fml.

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Outmaneuver | /r/Greentext

AFRIQUE Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)19:18:46 No.16861920 Robert Lefevre - Portrait of Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 1809 - (MeisterDrucke-104595).jpg 212 KB JPG >France's greatest ruler is an Italian man

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Anon wants to know why orcs didn't do the deed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 384 KB JPG 09/20/24(Fri)13:13:22 No.203715503 >Orcs finally capture Galadriel >she is known to have killed 100000 orcs >they treat her extremely well Wouldn't they realistically gang-r--- her? I mean, I don't even think Adar could stop them. Men in war have r---- women for much less. Anonymous >>203715503 (OP) # 09/20/24(Fri)13:15:55 No.203715564 Isn't she a politically valuable prisoner? Can't r--- your bargaining chip. At most they could undress and humiliate her. >>203715588 # >>203715965 # >>203716778 # >>203717578 # >>203718098 # >>203718357 # >>203719048 # >>203728891 # >>203732620 # Anonymous >>203715564 # Why not? 09/20/24(Fri)13:16:59 No.203715588 I think there was another canonically important elf lady who was strongly implied having been r----. >>203717428 # >>203717564 # >>203718350 # >>203726190 #

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Men of Steel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)15:50:05 No.16288185 RF IT'S NERF OR NOTHIN' or nothin.jpg 347 KB JPG >told to avoid microplastics >it's in the air >food >water >been around since plastic was a thing The f--- do I do then? Be on a dialysis machine to filter out the plastic for the rest of my life? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)16:00:15 No. 16288191 >>16288185 (OP) # Apparently donating blood reduces the amount of micro plastics in your blood, so you could do that >>16288205 #

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Tipping Culture Clash | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Greatest country ever 02/01/23(Wed)23:25:32 No.177327436 coulent soutent soulent >you Untitled7_20230201231313.png 2.21 MB PNG WILL leave me a tip >it IS mandatory >it is NOT a reward for excellent service >my boss DOES NOT pay me a proper wage >i WILL ruin your meal >i CANNOT pay my rent without tip >that IS your problem >i WILL call you cheap >i WILL call you greedy >i AM entitled to your money Call us Europoors all you want your mandatory tipping culture is as popular as hemorrhoids Tip is a reward for excellent service not mandatory ps udo wage because you cant pay your f------ bills (and before you ask yes i am waiter as well)

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Anonymous >studied hard 09/21/24(Sat)16:25:53 No. 102493990 >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife at 25 because muh legacy meme >Didn't know you have a 1/36 chance of autist son (and increasing every year) >He is sever autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy) >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet. >>102494031 # >>102494086 #

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