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: Anonymous (ID: xphr6pDr 54 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: TdgXv8Ru >>363289134 # How the f--- did we even enter this timeline? 02/26/22(Sat)00:03:59 No.363276688 : Anonymous (ID: Bk5MizAD >>363276688 (OP) # Harambe 02/26/22(Sat)00:04:50 No.363276898 02/26/22(Sat)00:08:34 No.363277792 >>363277917 # >>363278593 # >>363278703 # >>363279999 # >>363289202 #

: Anonymous (ID: xphr6pDr 54 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: TdgXv8Ru >>363289134 # How the f--- did we even enter this timeline? 02/26/22(Sat)00:03:59 No.363276688 : Anonymous (ID: Bk5MizAD >>363276688 (OP) # Harambe 02/26/22(Sat)00:04:50 No.363276898 02/26/22(Sat)00:08:34 No.363277792 >>363277917 # >>363278593 # >>363278703 # >>363279999 # >>363289202 #

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Femanon has multiple personality disorder | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault.jpg (217 KB, 1280x720) ✿ >>75208173 WILL Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri) 14:49:35 No.75208101 >>75208107 >>75208124 >Be me >Schitzo >Have multiple personality disorder >Basically the only reason why I'm around today is because the original personality effectively killed itself and just completely stopped responding to the outside world >I'm literally a f------ bodysnatcher Boyfriend is telling me not to think too hard on it but I feel like s--- about it.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (217 KB, 1280x720) ✿ >>75208173 WILL Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri) 14:49:35 No.75208101 >>75208107 >>75208124 >Be me >Schitzo >Have multiple personality disorder >Basically the only reason why I'm around today is because the original personality effectively killed itself and just completely stopped responding to the outside world >I'm literally a f------ bodysnatcher Boyfriend is telling me not to think too hard on it but I feel like s--- about it.

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Anon gets a seat in the Jedi council | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BIG CRINGE 10/27/23(Fri)11:41:13 No.908363373 MEGA pepe-cringe.gif 1.42 MB GIF CRINGE ALERT >be me, 11 years old in early 2000's >Gets my first flip phone, had camera which was nice >I started fapping during that time, beginning of my coomer career >I thought that making my d--- flaccid then hard again was a talent >Starts making hand motions to make my d--- go from soft, to hard, then soft, then hard >Starting to look like some Jedi trick, so I decide to take a video of it >My father's friend and his wife get invited for dinner and I was excited to show him my new found talent >Shows everyone at the table the video of me using the force on my prepubescent d--- >Everyone silent >Doesn't even get grounded >Event never gets brought up again It still hurts to think about to this day.

: Anonymous BIG CRINGE 10/27/23(Fri)11:41:13 No.908363373 MEGA pepe-cringe.gif 1.42 MB GIF CRINGE ALERT >be me, 11 years old in early 2000's >Gets my first flip phone, had camera which was nice >I started fapping during that time, beginning of my coomer career >I thought that making my d--- flaccid then hard again was a talent >Starts making hand motions to make my d--- go from soft, to hard, then soft, then hard >Starting to look like some Jedi trick, so I decide to take a video of it >My father's friend and his wife get invited for dinner and I was excited to show him my new found talent >Shows everyone at the table the video of me using the force on my prepubescent d--- >Everyone silent >Doesn't even get grounded >Event never gets brought up again It still hurts to think about to this day.

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Anon tries to cheer up a friend | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_3998.jpg (121 KB, 1115x610) Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri)17:32:27 No.75209091 >be me >buddy of mine is in a horrible mood >says he asked out a girl Are we the baddies? and she shot him down >apparently some dude in her class asked her out right after and she said yes >trying to cheer my buddy up >he goes on a rant about how girls will always choose s----- abusive bullies over good people >says he hopes he abuses her so she can see how wrong she was >he calls the guy who asked her out a worthless p------------ scumbag >piques my interest >i do a little snooping for this guy online >he's on our school football team >part of UNICEF >he's tagged in a post made by a local soup kitchen, turns out he volunteers there 2x a month >think about my friend >doesn't work out >only hobbies are video games and shitposting >no job >unironically once got in trouble for trying to steal from a homeless man guys maybe the normies are right

File: IMG_3998.jpg (121 KB, 1115x610) Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri)17:32:27 No.75209091 >be me >buddy of mine is in a horrible mood >says he asked out a girl Are we the baddies? and she shot him down >apparently some dude in her class asked her out right after and she said yes >trying to cheer my buddy up >he goes on a rant about how girls will always choose s----- abusive bullies over good people >says he hopes he abuses her so she can see how wrong she was >he calls the guy who asked her out a worthless p------------ scumbag >piques my interest >i do a little snooping for this guy online >he's on our school football team >part of UNICEF >he's tagged in a post made by a local soup kitchen, turns out he volunteers there 2x a month >think about my friend >doesn't work out >only hobbies are video games and shitposting >no job >unironically once got in trouble for trying to steal from a homeless man guys maybe the normies are right

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Anon is a manlet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Life F----- Me Des Sta Greentext time boys >be me, 19 >amateur MMA fighter witha record of 12-1 Dorn KILE 431 KB PNG right? >be 5'6 02/20/19(Wed)12:07:50 No.51079754 >I'm very athletic and I'm a featherweight so i'm lean too I should be able to get a girl easily >every girl i know is taller than me >no one likes short guys kill me now please 11 Replies View Thread

: Anonymous Life F----- Me Des Sta Greentext time boys >be me, 19 >amateur MMA fighter witha record of 12-1 Dorn KILE 431 KB PNG right? >be 5'6 02/20/19(Wed)12:07:50 No.51079754 >I'm very athletic and I'm a featherweight so i'm lean too I should be able to get a girl easily >every girl i know is taller than me >no one likes short guys kill me now please 11 Replies View Thread

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Anon navigates college | /r/Greentext

File: B32615DB-2896-4A06-B55F-1(...).jpg (70 KB, 498x673) UR a faget Very weird situation Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)18:50:11 No.75199282 >>75199329 >>75199450 >be in college as 28 year old >trying to do my degree and get out >accidentally talk to super social guy and we get along well >talk a few more times over the course of a year or two >I havent talked to literally anyone else in two years >now whenever I meet him even saying hello is awkward as s--- because its like Im singling him out and I hate everyone else >now he even sometimes ignores my presence which is rude as f--- but I understand as Im the antisocial guy who is completely isolated and not very willing to join his clique or whatever. Either way what do you do in this spot? It gives me anxiety. Its either rude and dehumanizing or I look like I have a weird fixation or favoritism and hate everyone else.

File: B32615DB-2896-4A06-B55F-1(...).jpg (70 KB, 498x673) UR a faget Very weird situation Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)18:50:11 No.75199282 >>75199329 >>75199450 >be in college as 28 year old >trying to do my degree and get out >accidentally talk to super social guy and we get along well >talk a few more times over the course of a year or two >I havent talked to literally anyone else in two years >now whenever I meet him even saying hello is awkward as s--- because its like Im singling him out and I hate everyone else >now he even sometimes ignores my presence which is rude as f--- but I understand as Im the antisocial guy who is completely isolated and not very willing to join his clique or whatever. Either way what do you do in this spot? It gives me anxiety. Its either rude and dehumanizing or I look like I have a weird fixation or favoritism and hate everyone else.

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Anon went on a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)16:25:05 No.908352998 59 KB JPG >date didn't go well hello friends my date today kinda sucked invited a girl to do a beach date and it started pretty alright but then turns out she didn't bring a swimming costume because she had no plans of getting into the water. so we kinda just ended up sitting around on a beach towel that i brought. conversation was meh, i didn't quite feel like we had any chemistry at all. it was overall a disappointing date and idk why i feel so bummed out because it's not like the odds of a first date going well and being a good fit is high. i think im maybe bummed out because i don't do super well on dating apps. i could maybe land a date once a month if i'm lucky? i have had a few good experiences though

: Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)16:25:05 No.908352998 59 KB JPG >date didn't go well hello friends my date today kinda sucked invited a girl to do a beach date and it started pretty alright but then turns out she didn't bring a swimming costume because she had no plans of getting into the water. so we kinda just ended up sitting around on a beach towel that i brought. conversation was meh, i didn't quite feel like we had any chemistry at all. it was overall a disappointing date and idk why i feel so bummed out because it's not like the odds of a first date going well and being a good fit is high. i think im maybe bummed out because i don't do super well on dating apps. i could maybe land a date once a month if i'm lucky? i have had a few good experiences though

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Anon has seen someone | /r/Greentext

File: oh naah.jpg (30 KB, 400x440) Was i hallucinating or was this an imaginery friend? Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:25:11 No.36271826 >be me >6-7 year old >have random kid come over >ask me if we can play in my garden >agree with it since i don't have anything else to do >Go to garden and start diging up a hole >random kid start talking about stuff that i forgot >hear mother yell out my name from the distance >look for where the sound came from >look back at the random kid >gone >mfw Siriously, was i hallucinating this little brat the entire time or was he some sort of an imagery friend?

File: oh naah.jpg (30 KB, 400x440) Was i hallucinating or was this an imaginery friend? Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:25:11 No.36271826 >be me >6-7 year old >have random kid come over >ask me if we can play in my garden >agree with it since i don't have anything else to do >Go to garden and start diging up a hole >random kid start talking about stuff that i forgot >hear mother yell out my name from the distance >look for where the sound came from >look back at the random kid >gone >mfw Siriously, was i hallucinating this little brat the entire time or was he some sort of an imagery friend?

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Anon Has Perfectly Normal Friends | /r/Greentext

20 KB JPG 10/10/21(Sun)08:03:11 No.22679498 I'm trans mtf. For half a year now iv been friends with this group of women I met from work. They are super gothy and edgy kinda like me, but sometimes they take the edge almost too far I think. I very often seem to be the butt of the joke. And they seem to be in on some kind of inside joke Im just not getting. They say weird stuff like >"If the meal you cooked isn't good we'll just have to cut your fingers off and eat them!"(They all start laughing as if thats super funny or something) >They call me things like "snack", "treat", "sweetie", "cupcake", but they never call eachother weird things like that >"if you're feeling cold you can just get into my tummy" *I slightly lifts her T-shirt and slaps her tummy in front of me* And they do weird stuff like >Whilst I was napping on the sofa one of them lifted my head and placed my head on their lap, then a few minutes later they said "hey listen to this" and she lightly pressed my head against her tummy as it growled (this one super weirded me out but I just played it off as if it was normal) I have no idea if I'm just being too sensitive but this all does seem kinda weird. And the thing is I have actual paranoia, so when they say stuff like eating me alive, a crazy part of me actually thinks they are being serious.

20 KB JPG 10/10/21(Sun)08:03:11 No.22679498 I'm trans mtf. For half a year now iv been friends with this group of women I met from work. They are super gothy and edgy kinda like me, but sometimes they take the edge almost too far I think. I very often seem to be the butt of the joke. And they seem to be in on some kind of inside joke Im just not getting. They say weird stuff like >"If the meal you cooked isn't good we'll just have to cut your fingers off and eat them!"(They all start laughing as if thats super funny or something) >They call me things like "snack", "treat", "sweetie", "cupcake", but they never call eachother weird things like that >"if you're feeling cold you can just get into my tummy" *I slightly lifts her T-shirt and slaps her tummy in front of me* And they do weird stuff like >Whilst I was napping on the sofa one of them lifted my head and placed my head on their lap, then a few minutes later they said "hey listen to this" and she lightly pressed my head against her tummy as it growled (this one super weirded me out but I just played it off as if it was normal) I have no idea if I'm just being too sensitive but this all does seem kinda weird. And the thing is I have actual paranoia, so when they say stuff like eating me alive, a crazy part of me actually thinks they are being serious.

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An Why don't I have rizz like Chad? Why don't I have rizz like Cha(...) 221 KB PNG 10/27/23(Fri)10:09:14 No.30039361 >be me at work the other day >Chad coworker approaches Stacy coworker >"you smell nice today" >she's visibly blushing, "aww thanks Chad" >idea.jpg >next day go up to other Stacy coworker >"you smell nice" >she just gives me a creeped out look and says, "oh God" >awkward silence ensues What the f--- bros? I did the exact same thing as Chad but got the complete opposite reaction? Where did I f--- it up?? 10/27/23 (Fri)10:16:00 No.30039407 : Anonymous >>30039361 (OP) # Did you just write out the flirting vs harassment meme anon?

An Why don't I have rizz like Chad? Why don't I have rizz like Cha(...) 221 KB PNG 10/27/23(Fri)10:09:14 No.30039361 >be me at work the other day >Chad coworker approaches Stacy coworker >"you smell nice today" >she's visibly blushing, "aww thanks Chad" >idea.jpg >next day go up to other Stacy coworker >"you smell nice" >she just gives me a creeped out look and says, "oh God" >awkward silence ensues What the f--- bros? I did the exact same thing as Chad but got the complete opposite reaction? Where did I f--- it up?? 10/27/23 (Fri)10:16:00 No.30039407 : Anonymous >>30039361 (OP) # Did you just write out the flirting vs harassment meme anon?

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Anon does a chemical attack | /r/Greentext

25 KB JPG >High school >After gym/PE in change rooms >No windows and one door >Relatively tiny room too because small school >A relatively small room filled with the "popular kids" who bully me for literally no reason >Idea.jpg >Tactically stuff bag with Febreeze and zip ties pre tied and ready >7 cans in total >Leave class 5 mins early for "doctors appointment" >By the time the normies role in I'm already changed >Wait until the last one is in and a fair distance from the door >Grab all zip-ties at once in one hand >Pull tight and hurl live febreeze cans across the room >As I throw I hit the light switch and dash out the door >Chaos ensues >Jam chair against door and listen to the chaos >People yelling and coughing >Cans hissing >Can hear people running into things and falling over >Some kid broke his leg >Mfw no-one even saw it was me who threw them >Go get in my car and go to "doctors appointment" >Go home and play Black Ops 2 >Next day schools closed due to a "potential chemical attack"

25 KB JPG >High school >After gym/PE in change rooms >No windows and one door >Relatively tiny room too because small school >A relatively small room filled with the "popular kids" who bully me for literally no reason >Idea.jpg >Tactically stuff bag with Febreeze and zip ties pre tied and ready >7 cans in total >Leave class 5 mins early for "doctors appointment" >By the time the normies role in I'm already changed >Wait until the last one is in and a fair distance from the door >Grab all zip-ties at once in one hand >Pull tight and hurl live febreeze cans across the room >As I throw I hit the light switch and dash out the door >Chaos ensues >Jam chair against door and listen to the chaos >People yelling and coughing >Cans hissing >Can hear people running into things and falling over >Some kid broke his leg >Mfw no-one even saw it was me who threw them >Go get in my car and go to "doctors appointment" >Go home and play Black Ops 2 >Next day schools closed due to a "potential chemical attack"

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Anon is pissed | /r/Greentext

File: Screen-shot-2013-12-29-at-10.11.22-(...).png (117 KB, 290x276) □ I'm retarded Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu) 12:32:40 No.908319947 [Reply] PUSDOLL AMADEin >be me, newfag at job >first week, training with 20 other newfags in conference room >pissbreak.mp4 >urinals literally like picrel >100+ people on the floor, two pissers >wait in line forever >gonnapissmyself.exe >finally get up to urinal >pajeet m----------- waddles up next to me >don't want the f-- looking at my c--- >try to angle myself away so he can't see me >angle too far >start pissing on the floor >ohshit.wav >overcorrect and end up pissing all over my pants >tan slacks, can't hide it >pajeet mf looks at me and starts cackling >line of other pajeet f--- start cackling too >put c--- away and run out of restroom in shame >go straight to my car and leave >can't show my face here again mfw I f----- up my first job in six months 50433

File: Screen-shot-2013-12-29-at-10.11.22-(...).png (117 KB, 290x276) □ I'm retarded Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu) 12:32:40 No.908319947 [Reply] PUSDOLL AMADEin >be me, newfag at job >first week, training with 20 other newfags in conference room >pissbreak.mp4 >urinals literally like picrel >100+ people on the floor, two pissers >wait in line forever >gonnapissmyself.exe >finally get up to urinal >pajeet m----------- waddles up next to me >don't want the f-- looking at my c--- >try to angle myself away so he can't see me >angle too far >start pissing on the floor >ohshit.wav >overcorrect and end up pissing all over my pants >tan slacks, can't hide it >pajeet mf looks at me and starts cackling >line of other pajeet f--- start cackling too >put c--- away and run out of restroom in shame >go straight to my car and leave >can't show my face here again mfw I f----- up my first job in six months 50433

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shivas finest | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/01/18 (Wed)06:23:16 No.101840920 >>101840844 # The real question is what happened in the urkaine recently when both a russian and ukrainian patrol went missing in the same area and the site of their disappearance only showed their empty uniforms, broken toilets, and human feces smeared everywhere. >>101841012 # >>101846731 # Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)06:26:07 No.101841012 >>101840920 # Ambush by Indian special forces. Next mystery please.

Anonymous 08/01/18 (Wed)06:23:16 No.101840920 >>101840844 # The real question is what happened in the urkaine recently when both a russian and ukrainian patrol went missing in the same area and the site of their disappearance only showed their empty uniforms, broken toilets, and human feces smeared everywhere. >>101841012 # >>101846731 # Anonymous 08/01/18(Wed)06:26:07 No.101841012 >>101840920 # Ambush by Indian special forces. Next mystery please.

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Why does this dude have a set of knight's armor in his room | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Me? Yeah I'm good Just a little tired 116 KB JPG 10/27/23(Fri)11:14:58 No.30039668 >Be me >Somehow have girlfriend >Start f------ >She realizes that I forgot protection and tells me to go get some >I'm high as f--- >I go into my room >5 mins later I haven't come out yet >she comes to check on me >I'm in knight armor >EVEN THOUGH I WAS HIGH SHE STILL BREAKS UP WITH ME FOR BEING THAT STUPID How do I recover?

: Anonymous Me? Yeah I'm good Just a little tired 116 KB JPG 10/27/23(Fri)11:14:58 No.30039668 >Be me >Somehow have girlfriend >Start f------ >She realizes that I forgot protection and tells me to go get some >I'm high as f--- >I go into my room >5 mins later I haven't come out yet >she comes to check on me >I'm in knight armor >EVEN THOUGH I WAS HIGH SHE STILL BREAKS UP WITH ME FOR BEING THAT STUPID How do I recover?

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Anon breaks up with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4695.jpg (21 KB, 500x345) 回 10/27/23 (Fri)06:04:35 No.75204967 Anonymous year >>75204989 >>75204997 >>75205000 >>75205002 >kindaregret.jpg Virgin gfs are comfy while they last bros >have a teenage femcel (virgin) age gap gf >smart, committed, loyal, wants to be a wife >let her go thinking I can do better >she tries to win me back for a full year >eventually moves on, starts living a normie life >doesnt become a slut or anything, just finds a new guy >now theyre split up and I could slide back in there >but shes now been banged by some other dude for a year >no longer my girl >> Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)06:06:07 No.75204977 File: Satan Laughing.jpg (144 KB, 1200x900) >>75204967 (OP) # >let her go thinking I can do better >she tries to win me back for a full >>75204977 Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)06:07:13 No.75204986 File: 1609193240000.png (210 KB, 336x331) what kind of reaction were you expecting Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri)06:07:34 No.75204989 >>75204967 (OP) # I've never been mean to anyone on 4chan but I feel like being mean to you anon

File: IMG_4695.jpg (21 KB, 500x345) 回 10/27/23 (Fri)06:04:35 No.75204967 Anonymous year >>75204989 >>75204997 >>75205000 >>75205002 >kindaregret.jpg Virgin gfs are comfy while they last bros >have a teenage femcel (virgin) age gap gf >smart, committed, loyal, wants to be a wife >let her go thinking I can do better >she tries to win me back for a full year >eventually moves on, starts living a normie life >doesnt become a slut or anything, just finds a new guy >now theyre split up and I could slide back in there >but shes now been banged by some other dude for a year >no longer my girl >> Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)06:06:07 No.75204977 File: Satan Laughing.jpg (144 KB, 1200x900) >>75204967 (OP) # >let her go thinking I can do better >she tries to win me back for a full >>75204977 Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)06:07:13 No.75204986 File: 1609193240000.png (210 KB, 336x331) what kind of reaction were you expecting Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri)06:07:34 No.75204989 >>75204967 (OP) # I've never been mean to anyone on 4chan but I feel like being mean to you anon

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File: 61.png (314 KB, 430x391) Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri)04:51:01 No.75204473 >>75204482 >>75204531 >>75204626 >>75204655 >>75204755 >she's younger than me by 6 years (both in our twenties) >she knows my age and despite, still likes to talk to me >the other day she stood very close next to me during class, she got up to get me something of mine that fallen down, and I offered her a chair that she gleefully accepted >we are given our own workspaces and hers is beside mine >when I needed to leave early, she said, "what, you're leaving?", today was the second time she did it >she tells me that she's bored by herself in her apartment She's the one. She's very thin, white, and she has a cute face and voice. Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)04:51:51 No.75204482 >>75204473 (OP) # Be careful to not physically assault her on accident.

File: 61.png (314 KB, 430x391) Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri)04:51:01 No.75204473 >>75204482 >>75204531 >>75204626 >>75204655 >>75204755 >she's younger than me by 6 years (both in our twenties) >she knows my age and despite, still likes to talk to me >the other day she stood very close next to me during class, she got up to get me something of mine that fallen down, and I offered her a chair that she gleefully accepted >we are given our own workspaces and hers is beside mine >when I needed to leave early, she said, "what, you're leaving?", today was the second time she did it >she tells me that she's bored by herself in her apartment She's the one. She's very thin, white, and she has a cute face and voice. Anonymous 10/27/23(Fri)04:51:51 No.75204482 >>75204473 (OP) # Be careful to not physically assault her on accident.

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Anon doesn't like Domino's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous PEPE PIZZA 10/08/23(Sun)14:32:26 No.75000737 >be me >many years ago I got food poisoning from a Domino's Pizza >have been screwing with that store ever since >ordering pizzas to random addresses 33 KB JPG >leave bad reviews >get into screaming matches with the manager over the phone >it's to the point where I can just say "it's me" and it will turn into a screaming match immediately >they blocked my phone number so usually I just spoof it >sometimes I mail weird things to the restaurants address >like sex toys and glitter bombs >one time in the middle of the night I went out there and I put a bike lock on their door >I'm not even mad anymore so I don't know why I do this >recently I found out that the store will be closing I feel like I won but I'm stressed out what happens after the Domino's Pizza is gone

: Anonymous PEPE PIZZA 10/08/23(Sun)14:32:26 No.75000737 >be me >many years ago I got food poisoning from a Domino's Pizza >have been screwing with that store ever since >ordering pizzas to random addresses 33 KB JPG >leave bad reviews >get into screaming matches with the manager over the phone >it's to the point where I can just say "it's me" and it will turn into a screaming match immediately >they blocked my phone number so usually I just spoof it >sometimes I mail weird things to the restaurants address >like sex toys and glitter bombs >one time in the middle of the night I went out there and I put a bike lock on their door >I'm not even mad anymore so I don't know why I do this >recently I found out that the store will be closing I feel like I won but I'm stressed out what happens after the Domino's Pizza is gone

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Anon finds an egg | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)18:55:26 No.908305425 >be me >be last week >find a big dog egg >take it home >it hasn't hatched yet

: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)18:55:26 No.908305425 >be me >be last week >find a big dog egg >take it home >it hasn't hatched yet

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Anonymous 2 hours ago 5 REPLIES 2 IMAGES 53768543 >bf dumps me >starts dating some skinny bitch >hatch plan >make friends with him >hang out a lot >ask to borrow his laptop >download CP >bring the laptop to the police >"anon, you say you found these images on his laptop but it looks like they were downloaded just an hour ago?" >get charged with CP

Anonymous 2 hours ago 5 REPLIES 2 IMAGES 53768543 >bf dumps me >starts dating some skinny bitch >hatch plan >make friends with him >hang out a lot >ask to borrow his laptop >download CP >bring the laptop to the police >"anon, you say you found these images on his laptop but it looks like they were downloaded just an hour ago?" >get charged with CP

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