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Anon Has Perfectly Normal Friends | /r/Greentext
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![File: Screen-shot-2013-12-29-at-10.11.22-(...).png (117 KB, 290x276) □ I'm retarded Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu) 12:32:40 No.908319947 [Reply] PUSDOLL AMADEin >be me, newfag at job >first week, training with 20 other newfags in conference room >pissbreak.mp4 >urinals literally like picrel >100+ people on the floor, two pissers >wait in line forever >gonnapissmyself.exe >finally get up to urinal >pajeet m----------- waddles up next to me >don't want the f-- looking at my c--- >try to angle myself away so he can't see me >angle too far >start pissing on the floor >ohshit.wav >overcorrect and end up pissing all over my pants >tan slacks, can't hide it >pajeet mf looks at me and starts cackling >line of other pajeet f--- start cackling too >put c--- away and run out of restroom in shame >go straight to my car and leave >can't show my face here again mfw I f----- up my first job in six months 50433](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/689/001/2af.png "Anon is p----- | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: vY6bEWUT ) [+] Millenial check-in life update: it got worse 124 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)19:45:09 No.446440646 >32 next month >girlfriend left me >parents dead >rent goes up in s------- apartment that my Chinese landlord won't fix >carpool to construction site job with a bunch of 50+ boomers and one guy my age >he hanged himself this morning Look, I'm not looking for pity here, or to tell a s-- story. I work a hard job, live like s--- and can't keep a relationship together because of my own f--- ups. But why is the world around me so f------ dark? Everyone I know is barely scraping by. Kids on the demo teams share apartments with 3-4 people and still have to use the food bank.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/688/903/906.png "Anon is millennial. | /r/Greentext")
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![File: mp,504x516.gloss.f8f8f8.t-pad.600x6(...).jpg (27 KB, 600x600) My GF Wont have sex with me Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)23:57:39 No.71852864 [Reply] >>71852968 >>71853152 >>71853341 >>71853647 >Be me. Have GF of 1 year. Live together >GF stops having sex with me. Get turned down >each time. Ask her why there is no more sex >"you're not being affectionate enough anon" >"you're not being nice enough to me anon" >be affectionate and cuddle her each time she >wants affection. Go out of my way to be nice. >every time I initiate sex still get rejected >ask her why. >"I'm not a piece of meat anon". >Still no sex after doing what GF asked. >Sexual frustration means I cant function at >work. Fantasise about going to prostitutes It's worse than being single bros, having the p---- there but being denied Why are women like this?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/514/829/bd9.png "Anon should get married | /r/Greentext")
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