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Anonymous 212 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)09:31:50 No.78841286 Did anyone else's parents used to make cleaning the house absolute hell? >Wake up on a Saturday morning, excited for a nice day of video games and relaxation >But wait, something's wrong >I can feel negativity in the air >Hear mom's s----- music coming from the radio >Ohno.png >Take a whiff of the air hoping it's not what I dread >The taunting aroma of cleaning products confirms my worst fear: mom decided it's a cleaning day >Go out of room, carefully >Mom is already acting neurotic, telling me to get to cleaning >Looks like dad is pretending to have something for work to get out of it. Lucky bastard. >Spend hours upon hours making the parts of the house mom told me to clean look absolutely spotless >God forbid I miss a tiny, barely-noticeable spot that she and her undiagnosed OCD will freak the f--- out over >Sit down for one second to take a tiny break? Screaming session, grounded >Ask why we're even cleaning the whole house? Screaming session, grounded >Have to walk on eggshells all day lest mom's control freak tendencies kick in >Finally reach the end of the day >Look forward to eating in my room alone >Mom tells me to set the table >F------ DAMN IT >We all eat dinner together >Nobody is allowed to leave the table until mom finishes eating, which she intentionally stretches out as long as humanly possible >End up going to bed right after
Anonymous 212 KB PNG 09/17/24(Tue)09:31:50 No.78841286 Did anyone else's parents used to make cleaning the house absolute hell? >Wake up on a Saturday morning, excited for a nice day of video games and relaxation >But wait, something's wrong >I can feel negativity in the air >Hear mom's s----- music coming from the radio >Ohno.png >Take a whiff of the air hoping it's not what I dread >The taunting aroma of cleaning products confirms my worst fear: mom decided it's a cleaning day >Go out of room, carefully >Mom is already acting neurotic, telling me to get to cleaning >Looks like dad is pretending to have something for work to get out of it. Lucky bastard. >Spend hours upon hours making the parts of the house mom told me to clean look absolutely spotless >God forbid I miss a tiny, barely-noticeable spot that she and her undiagnosed OCD will freak the f--- out over >Sit down for one second to take a tiny break? Screaming session, grounded >Ask why we're even cleaning the whole house? Screaming session, grounded >Have to walk on eggshells all day lest mom's control freak tendencies kick in >Finally reach the end of the day >Look forward to eating in my room alone >Mom tells me to set the table >F------ DAMN IT >We all eat dinner together >Nobody is allowed to leave the table until mom finishes eating, which she intentionally stretches out as long as humanly possible >End up going to bed right after

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Henry Cavill Conundrum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 251 KB PNG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:41:45 No.924079937 > 2 decades of being huge > Great face bones > Very wealthy > By all accounts, charming > 40 years old and unmarried, dating 35yo mids Why is Henry Cavill like this
Anonymous 251 KB PNG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:41:45 No.924079937 > 2 decades of being huge > Great face bones > Very wealthy > By all accounts, charming > 40 years old and unmarried, dating 35yo mids Why is Henry Cavill like this

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Sky high respect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)13:46:54 No.203404328 35 Breaking 56 Bad IMG_0979.jpg 64 KB JPG >blow up cartel meth kingpins lair >he somehow respects this and totally lets it slide most retarded bit of the whole show. walt should have been ended then and there.
Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)13:46:54 No.203404328 35 Breaking 56 Bad IMG_0979.jpg 64 KB JPG >blow up cartel meth kingpins lair >he somehow respects this and totally lets it slide most retarded bit of the whole show. walt should have been ended then and there.

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Eagle Claws | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)10:26:13 No.16285919 yqqAfV3SNNaFCamHrEKSfA.jpg 1.27 MB JPG >yes I believe Earth so happens to be the only planet with life in the universe >yes I also believe that this one unique planet in the universe with life by sheer chance and against all the odds also developed a technological space fairing civilization lel there are people who actually go to bed every night believing this
: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)10:26:13 No.16285919 yqqAfV3SNNaFCamHrEKSfA.jpg 1.27 MB JPG >yes I believe Earth so happens to be the only planet with life in the universe >yes I also believe that this one unique planet in the universe with life by sheer chance and against all the odds also developed a technological space fairing civilization lel there are people who actually go to bed every night believing this

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Diversity takes over feudal Japan | /r/Greentext

File: GXnSyKdXkAEynKF.jpg (111 KB, 1287x897) >> K 1:31 / 1:55 『アサシンクリードシャドウズ』 ワールドトレーラー 30 Ubisoft Japan 238K subscribers Subscribe 55K views 3 days ago #assassinscreed #Ubisoft 253 7K Share ヘッドフォンやイヤホンを使用して、戦国時代の日本に投入しよう。 広大なオープンワールドは、しま、平、 伝統、切り、自然の、そして思いがけない発見に満ちている。 Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)15:47:00 No.689045462 ► IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)16:12:20 No.689047495 >>689047725 >>689048810 >>689055954 >>689056929 >>689064645 File: 1725929247055445.gif (2.9 MB, 600x332) >>689047684 >>689047713 >Have a chance to make an AC set in Japan >already diverse because actual Japanese are very underrepresented in western media outside of anime >make the protagonist black Literally why are liberal shitholes so obsessed with black people? do they worship BBC or something?
File: GXnSyKdXkAEynKF.jpg (111 KB, 1287x897) >> K 1:31 / 1:55 『アサシンクリードシャドウズ』 ワールドトレーラー 30 Ubisoft Japan 238K subscribers Subscribe 55K views 3 days ago #assassinscreed #Ubisoft 253 7K Share ヘッドフォンやイヤホンを使用して、戦国時代の日本に投入しよう。 広大なオープンワールドは、しま、平、 伝統、切り、自然の、そして思いがけない発見に満ちている。 Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)15:47:00 No.689045462 ► IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)16:12:20 No.689047495 >>689047725 >>689048810 >>689055954 >>689056929 >>689064645 File: 1725929247055445.gif (2.9 MB, 600x332) >>689047684 >>689047713 >Have a chance to make an AC set in Japan >already diverse because actual Japanese are very underrepresented in western media outside of anime >make the protagonist black Literally why are liberal shitholes so obsessed with black people? do they worship BBC or something?

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Anon blackpills a normie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MSCNWSTb) 252 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)21:19:15 No.21232690 >be with my dad to check in on a client's house >notice the client is a carbon copy of basedjak >literal sub-7 balding cuck with facial hair and glasses >still has a business wife for some reason >he looks at me and smiles >I tell him "your wife is riding chad, you're a cuck" >my dad tells me to get out Why can't they handle the truth?
Anonymous (ID: MSCNWSTb) 252 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)21:19:15 No.21232690 >be with my dad to check in on a client's house >notice the client is a carbon copy of basedjak >literal sub-7 balding cuck with facial hair and glasses >still has a business wife for some reason >he looks at me and smiles >I tell him "your wife is riding chad, you're a cuck" >my dad tells me to get out Why can't they handle the truth?

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Anon finds true video game representation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9/17/2024, 1:22:35 AM No.22307194 > Be Me DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 549 KB JPEG > Silent Loser > Mentally Unfit For Society > Gets Phone Calls From American Terrorist Group > Tasked To Clear Out Russian Mafia Hideouts > All While Dressed As Their Personal Fursona Probably the best representation of the furry community in digital media.
Anonymous 9/17/2024, 1:22:35 AM No.22307194 > Be Me DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 549 KB JPEG > Silent Loser > Mentally Unfit For Society > Gets Phone Calls From American Terrorist Group > Tasked To Clear Out Russian Mafia Hideouts > All While Dressed As Their Personal Fursona Probably the best representation of the furry community in digital media.

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A harrowing tale of love and loss | /r/Greentext

File: 1310612973.png-(209 KB, 295x331, 1304368717040.png) AND SUDDENLY F---- WERE GIVEN. ☐ Anonymous 07/13/11(Wed)23:09 No.102417493 >A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. >she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" > he said "NO.."" >da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. > boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. >she was ded. >he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) >XXX~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
File: 1310612973.png-(209 KB, 295x331, 1304368717040.png) AND SUDDENLY F---- WERE GIVEN. ☐ Anonymous 07/13/11(Wed)23:09 No.102417493 >A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. >she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" > he said "NO.."" >da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. > boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. >she was ded. >he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) >XXX~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

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Should we check in on Anon or we good? | /r/Greentext

Done with this b------- Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)21:22:42 No.924576090 I got catfished again, luckily I found it before I got in too deep, I'm usually smarter than this and I should've listened to my gut but everyone was telling me to take a plunge and try to put myself out there. Well here's the freaking newsflash, Tom Brokaw. I'm done trying to find someone. I might as well just be some goddamn hermit because I'm nothing but some fool and a punching bag for everyone, especially women, yeah, I sound like an incel, guess I'm letting everyone down tonight. You positive glass-half-full fuckwits really think you're so f------ smart all the time with your b-------. Well how about you go eat my entire ass, f--- you and your sanctimonious b------- and never give me advice again. Might as well walk in to traffic and hope a semi-truck turns me into chunky salsa, not like you f------ give a f--- about me anyway, you probably would say "DO IT F-----" or some stupid b------- because you assfucks are brainless baboons. F--- you, and f--- me too...
Done with this b------- Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)21:22:42 No.924576090 I got catfished again, luckily I found it before I got in too deep, I'm usually smarter than this and I should've listened to my gut but everyone was telling me to take a plunge and try to put myself out there. Well here's the freaking newsflash, Tom Brokaw. I'm done trying to find someone. I might as well just be some goddamn hermit because I'm nothing but some fool and a punching bag for everyone, especially women, yeah, I sound like an incel, guess I'm letting everyone down tonight. You positive glass-half-full fuckwits really think you're so f------ smart all the time with your b-------. Well how about you go eat my entire ass, f--- you and your sanctimonious b------- and never give me advice again. Might as well walk in to traffic and hope a semi-truck turns me into chunky salsa, not like you f------ give a f--- about me anyway, you probably would say "DO IT F-----" or some stupid b------- because you assfucks are brainless baboons. F--- you, and f--- me too...

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Car is stored in the road | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.29 MB PNG Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)18:17:22 No.78835074 >Be Britain in the 1800s >Cars don't exist >Proceed to build suburbs and roads that will be suitable for cars for the next 150 years How did they do it? Did they just expect everyone to own their own horse and carriage one day? But that turned out to be cars instead? 09/16/24(Mon)18:18:26 No.78835081 roads existed a while before automobiles you can figure this out, i believe in you
Anonymous 2.29 MB PNG Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)18:17:22 No.78835074 >Be Britain in the 1800s >Cars don't exist >Proceed to build suburbs and roads that will be suitable for cars for the next 150 years How did they do it? Did they just expect everyone to own their own horse and carriage one day? But that turned out to be cars instead? 09/16/24(Mon)18:18:26 No.78835081 roads existed a while before automobiles you can figure this out, i believe in you

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Anon's cause is lost | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3tczhLpN 39 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon) 14:17:00 No.481900458 >be Confederate flag waving sisterfucker >Mah great-great-great grandpappy weren't fightin fer slavery! He couldn't even afford a slave! >be sisterfucker's great-great-great grandpappy >Owl be Goddamned if'n I let them baboons run free and ravage our womenfolk!
Anonymous (ID: 3tczhLpN 39 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon) 14:17:00 No.481900458 >be Confederate flag waving sisterfucker >Mah great-great-great grandpappy weren't fightin fer slavery! He couldn't even afford a slave! >be sisterfucker's great-great-great grandpappy >Owl be Goddamned if'n I let them baboons run free and ravage our womenfolk!

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Anon on Star Wars names | /r/Greentext

>"Bwah, must be a coincidence..." ☐ Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)11:34:40 No.78816786 >"Have you noticed that our giant space station is actually called The Death Star?" >"Uuuuh, yes?" >"Jubulari/Twoloy/Stiforp/(insert whatever ridiculous name Star Wars side characters have here)...are we the baddies?" >"Maybe it's the death of our enemies? Who are the real bad guys?" >Yeah, but I would still call the space station the Peace star or something like that if that was true" >"The rebels have ships with names that are actually, quite nice, like Tantive IV, Home One, Liberty, Millennium Falcon. >"Oh come you haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys." >Yeah, but they didn't get to name our spacecraft. Death Star seems like the worst name thinkable." >"...Bantha Anus Star?" >"Okay maybe not the worst, but still a terrible name." >"Yeah, because the names of our other ships are also amazing right?" >"A star destroyer named the Devastato.r" >"Another star destroyer named the Tyrant." >"A super star destroyer named the Executor." >"...Okaaaay" You can't tell me this conversation happened at least once in the Star Wars universe
>"Bwah, must be a coincidence..." ☐ Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)11:34:40 No.78816786 >"Have you noticed that our giant space station is actually called The Death Star?" >"Uuuuh, yes?" >"Jubulari/Twoloy/Stiforp/(insert whatever ridiculous name Star Wars side characters have here)...are we the baddies?" >"Maybe it's the death of our enemies? Who are the real bad guys?" >Yeah, but I would still call the space station the Peace star or something like that if that was true" >"The rebels have ships with names that are actually, quite nice, like Tantive IV, Home One, Liberty, Millennium Falcon. >"Oh come you haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys." >Yeah, but they didn't get to name our spacecraft. Death Star seems like the worst name thinkable." >"...Bantha Anus Star?" >"Okay maybe not the worst, but still a terrible name." >"Yeah, because the names of our other ships are also amazing right?" >"A star destroyer named the Devastato.r" >"Another star destroyer named the Tyrant." >"A super star destroyer named the Executor." >"...Okaaaay" You can't tell me this conversation happened at least once in the Star Wars universe

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Are they really like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women are retarded 424 KB JPG 09/09/24(Mon)05:22:03 No. 78749809 Why do women say they want one thing but then go for the other. >I want a nice guy >*goes for the one with tats and a criminal record* >I think big muscles are scary and not attractive >*goes for the steroid user* >money isn't everything >*goes for the rich people* >height doesn't matter to me as long as they're funny >*goes for 6ft+ people only* >I want a guy that is open with their feelings >*gets the ick if they see a man cry once* >I'm not like other women >has a history of multiple sex partners Why did god make them like this? Is he a f------ retard? Are the good men just supposed to be okay with being god's jester? We're just his clowns in a circus? This isn't funny, f----- god
Anonymous Women are retarded 424 KB JPG 09/09/24(Mon)05:22:03 No. 78749809 Why do women say they want one thing but then go for the other. >I want a nice guy >*goes for the one with tats and a criminal record* >I think big muscles are scary and not attractive >*goes for the steroid user* >money isn't everything >*goes for the rich people* >height doesn't matter to me as long as they're funny >*goes for 6ft+ people only* >I want a guy that is open with their feelings >*gets the ick if they see a man cry once* >I'm not like other women >has a history of multiple sex partners Why did god make them like this? Is he a f------ retard? Are the good men just supposed to be okay with being god's jester? We're just his clowns in a circus? This isn't funny, f----- god

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.
Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.

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The Funniest German | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #

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Divine Wind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)04:23:31 No.16277810 t DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER python+diabolical.jpg 203 KB JPG >Is there a doctor here?! This man isn't breathing! >I'm a doct...uh, nevermind. Ph.D.s are a joke. : Anonymous I agree, I'm a PhD myself 07/12/24(Fri)04:43:05 No.16277834 But doctors really means teacher, medical professionals have their own titles eg physicians, nurse etc. You sound like you're coping because you can't get a PhD.
Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)04:23:31 No.16277810 t DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER python+diabolical.jpg 203 KB JPG >Is there a doctor here?! This man isn't breathing! >I'm a doct...uh, nevermind. Ph.D.s are a joke. : Anonymous I agree, I'm a PhD myself 07/12/24(Fri)04:43:05 No.16277834 But doctors really means teacher, medical professionals have their own titles eg physicians, nurse etc. You sound like you're coping because you can't get a PhD.

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The Bald Manlet's Triumph | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 >bald >manlet >poor >loser 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?
: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 >bald >manlet >poor >loser 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?

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Anon has reached peak commedy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?
Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?

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Waiter! Waiter! More pirate movies please! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING
Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING

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Anon thinks Asia's theaters are better | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #
Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #

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