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File: bethesda.jpg (114 KB, 838x949) Fallout First Anonymous 10/23/19(Wed)22:20:03 No.482669027 >make s----- premium subscription for s----- game >forget to register domain for s----- service >be me >buy domain >s--- all over service http://falloutfirst.com/ + 39 replies and 14 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 10/23/19(Wed)22:53:28 No.482671879 >>482671746 S---! Anonymous 10/23/19(Wed)22:53:42 No.482671904 ✓
File: bethesda.jpg (114 KB, 838x949) Fallout First Anonymous 10/23/19(Wed)22:20:03 No.482669027 >make s----- premium subscription for s----- game >forget to register domain for s----- service >be me >buy domain >s--- all over service http://falloutfirst.com/ + 39 replies and 14 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 10/23/19(Wed)22:53:28 No.482671879 >>482671746 S---! Anonymous 10/23/19(Wed)22:53:42 No.482671904 ✓

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File: 1622489283830.jpg (16 KB, 355x355) >> how do i become brave enough to kill myself Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri) Anonymous 10/20/23 (Fri)09:48:09 No.29995448 ► >>29995456 Are you a girl? Anonymous 10/20/23 (Fri)09:49:49 No.29995456 ► >>29995749 >>29995448 no Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)11:20:38 No.29995749 ► >>29995456 dont kill yourself
File: 1622489283830.jpg (16 KB, 355x355) >> how do i become brave enough to kill myself Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri) Anonymous 10/20/23 (Fri)09:48:09 No.29995448 ► >>29995456 Are you a girl? Anonymous 10/20/23 (Fri)09:49:49 No.29995456 ► >>29995749 >>29995448 no Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)11:20:38 No.29995749 ► >>29995456 dont kill yourself

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Anon gets sleep fucked | /r/Greentext

>be me >army boi and going to deploy >told I gotta get on a flight at a base 5 hours away >told flight is for 2 pm >fuckyes.MP4 >get a call night before flight >Cpl Anon, you need to be at the base for 5 am >they called me at 11:30 pm >pic related 29 KB JPG
>be me >army boi and going to deploy >told I gotta get on a flight at a base 5 hours away >told flight is for 2 pm >fuckyes.MP4 >get a call night before flight >Cpl Anon, you need to be at the base for 5 am >they called me at 11:30 pm >pic related 29 KB JPG

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>be me 18 >horny boy >home alone with my dog see you later virgins
>be me 18 >horny boy >home alone with my dog see you later virgins

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: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 05/07/21 (Fri) 15:38:53 No.853857490 Before corona >on college, doing well >have a all right side gig >have girlfriend >have loving family >have social life Now >college going meh, lost the will to study >lost the side job >had to move >girlfriend dumped me >grandparents died of rona >dad had a hearth attack because of corona induced stress >niece has cancer >best friend hanged himself yesterday I thing i might just jump in front of the train : Anonymous >>853857490 (OP) # If you do, link to the stream on here. Thanks 05/07/21 (Fri) 15:39:47 No.853857526
: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 05/07/21 (Fri) 15:38:53 No.853857490 Before corona >on college, doing well >have a all right side gig >have girlfriend >have loving family >have social life Now >college going meh, lost the will to study >lost the side job >had to move >girlfriend dumped me >grandparents died of rona >dad had a hearth attack because of corona induced stress >niece has cancer >best friend hanged himself yesterday I thing i might just jump in front of the train : Anonymous >>853857490 (OP) # If you do, link to the stream on here. Thanks 05/07/21 (Fri) 15:39:47 No.853857526

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They were doing so well | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 10/20/23(Fri)03:59:13 No.654697091 >Castlevania gets a s----- Netflix show that ruins everything about it >Rayman gets put into a s----- Netflix show that completely ruins everything about his character >Devil May Cry is getting a Netflix show made by the same person responsible for the previous two disasters The doom clock's counting down DMCbros, our threads are going to become so f------ bad in the future and I'm not ready for it I just want good videogames
: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 10/20/23(Fri)03:59:13 No.654697091 >Castlevania gets a s----- Netflix show that ruins everything about it >Rayman gets put into a s----- Netflix show that completely ruins everything about his character >Devil May Cry is getting a Netflix show made by the same person responsible for the previous two disasters The doom clock's counting down DMCbros, our threads are going to become so f------ bad in the future and I'm not ready for it I just want good videogames

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Anon finds a study | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Study from 2022 FUTURITY >we find that all groups, including gays and lesbians, are generally most likely to ignore Black women. Asian men and Black men are also least desired. What this means is that there is the possibility that an algorithm will therefore present less Black women or Black men or Asian men to any given user because past usership has "taught" the algorithm that these groups are "least desirable." tinder DATING APPS ARE RIFE WITH 'DIGITAL- SEXUAL RACISM 10/19/23(Thu)20:02:56 No.75122867 414 KB PNG >White women were the most discriminatory in their exclusion of Black daters HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Study from 2022 FUTURITY >we find that all groups, including gays and lesbians, are generally most likely to ignore Black women. Asian men and Black men are also least desired. What this means is that there is the possibility that an algorithm will therefore present less Black women or Black men or Asian men to any given user because past usership has "taught" the algorithm that these groups are "least desirable." tinder DATING APPS ARE RIFE WITH 'DIGITAL- SEXUAL RACISM 10/19/23(Thu)20:02:56 No.75122867 414 KB PNG >White women were the most discriminatory in their exclusion of Black daters HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Orson Welles had a taste for the finer things... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/18/23(Wed)18:59:30 No.191105061 File: 1674038992088090.jpg (47 KB, 750x751) >Yes, I just returned from a trip to Japan, specifically Tokyo, and one of their other cities: Kobe. I was visiting some Japanese friends of mine, a couple fellow film enthusiasts... >...one thing I do whenever I visit another country is I always make sure to sample the local cuisine. I'll tell you, Japan has many humble restaurateurs, who all seem to have a near masterful grasp on the culinary arts. I sampled so many delectable dishes, from flavorful roasts to delectable soups. >One of my favorites was a hearty chicken soup they call Oyakodon. It's a soup composed of chicken, eggs, scallions, and poured over a bed of rice. It really is quite delicious, even for something as simple as a chicken soup. >I've since learned that Oyakodon means parent and child soup, of course referring to the fact that they grown chicken and unfertilized egg are used in the dish. A rather ...colorful fellow informed me that it is also used as slang in brothel circles for gentlemen who are interested in mother and daughter ehh...ménage à trois relations. >Interesting folks...those Japanese.
Anonymous 10/18/23(Wed)18:59:30 No.191105061 File: 1674038992088090.jpg (47 KB, 750x751) >Yes, I just returned from a trip to Japan, specifically Tokyo, and one of their other cities: Kobe. I was visiting some Japanese friends of mine, a couple fellow film enthusiasts... >...one thing I do whenever I visit another country is I always make sure to sample the local cuisine. I'll tell you, Japan has many humble restaurateurs, who all seem to have a near masterful grasp on the culinary arts. I sampled so many delectable dishes, from flavorful roasts to delectable soups. >One of my favorites was a hearty chicken soup they call Oyakodon. It's a soup composed of chicken, eggs, scallions, and poured over a bed of rice. It really is quite delicious, even for something as simple as a chicken soup. >I've since learned that Oyakodon means parent and child soup, of course referring to the fact that they grown chicken and unfertilized egg are used in the dish. A rather ...colorful fellow informed me that it is also used as slang in brothel circles for gentlemen who are interested in mother and daughter ehh...ménage à trois relations. >Interesting folks...those Japanese.

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Earl of Sandwich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>65156362 52 KB JPG >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground 1 >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash
: Anonymous >>65156362 52 KB JPG >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground 1 >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash

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Anon stands up straight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)16:55:38 No.75119702 477 KB GIF >People always tell me I need to stop slouching >Decide I am going to start working on my posture for real >Stand up straight and actually look up rather than stare down at my feet >More than one stranger (one on the bus, one in a McDonalds) has made fun of me for standing weird What am I supposed to do? They laugh at me for slouching, they laugh at me for standing up straight
Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)16:55:38 No.75119702 477 KB GIF >People always tell me I need to stop slouching >Decide I am going to start working on my posture for real >Stand up straight and actually look up rather than stare down at my feet >More than one stranger (one on the bus, one in a McDonalds) has made fun of me for standing weird What am I supposed to do? They laugh at me for slouching, they laugh at me for standing up straight

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Anon on slenderman. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.24 MB PNG 10/20/23(Fri)06:52:37 No.75120815 >This made millennials s--- their pants in fear in 2012
: Anonymous 1.24 MB PNG 10/20/23(Fri)06:52:37 No.75120815 >This made millennials s--- their pants in fear in 2012

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Anon is profound | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: r3760.jpg (362 KB, 2048x2048) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 08/30/23 (Wed)12:18:19 No.905239535 >Be me. >Take an IQ test. >The results come back. >Profound mental retardation. MFW I'm profound. [Post a Reply] [Advertise on 4chan]
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: r3760.jpg (362 KB, 2048x2048) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 08/30/23 (Wed)12:18:19 No.905239535 >Be me. >Take an IQ test. >The results come back. >Profound mental retardation. MFW I'm profound. [Post a Reply] [Advertise on 4chan]

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Anon loves kebab | /r/Greentext

145 KB JPG >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the ,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
145 KB JPG >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the ,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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anon concludes that traps are not gay | /r/Greentext

File: 20co4k.jpg (67 KB, 702x813) Anonymous 11/27/19(Wed)22:41:55 No.814985354 ► >>81 >be me >have doubts about sexuality >watch serious amount of trap hentai >wondering about if traps are really gay >think out a test >if liking traps make me gay, then i must also like gay p--- >bigbrain.png >go on gay section of pornhub >watch 3 videos in a row >not even a boner >mfw I confirmed that traps doesnt make you gay Anonymous 11/27/19(Wed)22:50:21 No.814985675 >>814985354 (OP) F------ f-----
File: 20co4k.jpg (67 KB, 702x813) Anonymous 11/27/19(Wed)22:41:55 No.814985354 ► >>81 >be me >have doubts about sexuality >watch serious amount of trap hentai >wondering about if traps are really gay >think out a test >if liking traps make me gay, then i must also like gay p--- >bigbrain.png >go on gay section of pornhub >watch 3 videos in a row >not even a boner >mfw I confirmed that traps doesnt make you gay Anonymous 11/27/19(Wed)22:50:21 No.814985675 >>814985354 (OP) F------ f-----

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Anon the Conquerer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (bjTRRVWW) What's stopping us? 16h 10/16/23(Mon)13:45:56 No.445092333 newjersey.jpg 293 KB JPG New Jersey is roughly the same size and shape as Israel but without borders or iron dome defenses. What's stopping the rest of America from invading New Jersey Hamas style and making it part of the United States? You don't even need gliders to get in!
: Anonymous (ID: (bjTRRVWW) What's stopping us? 16h 10/16/23(Mon)13:45:56 No.445092333 newjersey.jpg 293 KB JPG New Jersey is roughly the same size and shape as Israel but without borders or iron dome defenses. What's stopping the rest of America from invading New Jersey Hamas style and making it part of the United States? You don't even need gliders to get in!

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Anon is Jerry Seinfeld | /r/Greentext

Jerry Seinfeld_(character).jpg (25 KB, 282x351) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)00:05:38 No.75113938 >>75114000 >>75114405 >be me 10 years ago in high school >autistic but not too severely >have trouble starting conversations and making friends but don't act strangely or in a way that would make me stand out or be a target >start watching Seinfeld >realize Jerry Seinfeld is an extremely likeable and funny person >start to imitate Seinfeld's mannerisms and try to copy his personality a little but not overly so to where people would know what I'm doing >it works and people start to like me hang out with me etc... >have now been larping as Seinfeld for the past 10 years Thanks Jerry. Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)00:10:12 No.75113975 >>75114008 i think thats just called developing a personality. unless youre conscious of the fact youre larping as jerry seinfeld in which case hmm V
Jerry Seinfeld_(character).jpg (25 KB, 282x351) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)00:05:38 No.75113938 >>75114000 >>75114405 >be me 10 years ago in high school >autistic but not too severely >have trouble starting conversations and making friends but don't act strangely or in a way that would make me stand out or be a target >start watching Seinfeld >realize Jerry Seinfeld is an extremely likeable and funny person >start to imitate Seinfeld's mannerisms and try to copy his personality a little but not overly so to where people would know what I'm doing >it works and people start to like me hang out with me etc... >have now been larping as Seinfeld for the past 10 years Thanks Jerry. Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)00:10:12 No.75113975 >>75114008 i think thats just called developing a personality. unless youre conscious of the fact youre larping as jerry seinfeld in which case hmm V

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Might as well give up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 116 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)17:53:36 No.29983622 >turn 26 today >will take 5 years to get a good physique >will take 5 years to get a valuable degree >will take 10 years to get a well-paying job >will take 10 years to be able to afford a home >will take 10 years to get your first date with a girl because you need everything else as a prerequisite >mfw too late to achieve all of the above without losing out on rest of my twenties Is there any hope for me anymore?
: Anonymous 116 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)17:53:36 No.29983622 >turn 26 today >will take 5 years to get a good physique >will take 5 years to get a valuable degree >will take 10 years to get a well-paying job >will take 10 years to be able to afford a home >will take 10 years to get your first date with a girl because you need everything else as a prerequisite >mfw too late to achieve all of the above without losing out on rest of my twenties Is there any hope for me anymore?

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I'm sure it tastes good anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 189 KB PNG 10/15/23(Sun)07:42:12 No.19801923 >post my mums cooking >get insulted >post my own cooking >get insulted Sick of it >>19813250 # : Anonymous >>19801923 (OP) # I've seen worse don't worry Keep at it it just takes practice 10/15/23(Sun)07:43:13 No.19801927
: Anonymous 189 KB PNG 10/15/23(Sun)07:42:12 No.19801923 >post my mums cooking >get insulted >post my own cooking >get insulted Sick of it >>19813250 # : Anonymous >>19801923 (OP) # I've seen worse don't worry Keep at it it just takes practice 10/15/23(Sun)07:43:13 No.19801927

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Anon is concerned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: qSOAqe3s) HUH? 86 KB JPG 10/20/23(Fri)00:37:06 No.445495781 >be muslim in europe >enjoy a comfortable peaceful life >protest for my palestinian brothers >happy to see so many white people on our side >but wait... why are white people on our side? >they want the jews wiped so they can kick us out and prevent more muslims from coming into their countries >don't want to go back to my b------ muslim country Huh? What side should I be on
: Anonymous (ID: qSOAqe3s) HUH? 86 KB JPG 10/20/23(Fri)00:37:06 No.445495781 >be muslim in europe >enjoy a comfortable peaceful life >protest for my palestinian brothers >happy to see so many white people on our side >but wait... why are white people on our side? >they want the jews wiped so they can kick us out and prevent more muslims from coming into their countries >don't want to go back to my b------ muslim country Huh? What side should I be on

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The piss jugs. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The piss jugs. 52 KB PNG 10/19/23(Thu)09:06:45 No.907927738 >Have social anxiety. >Hate leaving my room. >Mom frequently brings friends over & I have to walk past them to get water or use the restroom. >Start storing designated piss cans in my room in case of these types of emergencies. >Start storing extra water in my room for proper hydration. >Family also runs through a lot of coffee, instead of throwing out the big metal air tight coffee tins, I store them in my room as future designated piss cans. >Don't have to worry about holding in my piss anymore or saying high to strangers & having them judge me for my incredibly small penis. Social anxiety - 1 Everyone else - 0
Anonymous The piss jugs. 52 KB PNG 10/19/23(Thu)09:06:45 No.907927738 >Have social anxiety. >Hate leaving my room. >Mom frequently brings friends over & I have to walk past them to get water or use the restroom. >Start storing designated piss cans in my room in case of these types of emergencies. >Start storing extra water in my room for proper hydration. >Family also runs through a lot of coffee, instead of throwing out the big metal air tight coffee tins, I store them in my room as future designated piss cans. >Don't have to worry about holding in my piss anymore or saying high to strangers & having them judge me for my incredibly small penis. Social anxiety - 1 Everyone else - 0

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