Jayla Foxx's Popeyes Video
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![File: FA597155-E303-4B17-955F-3().jpg (206 KB, 900x873) Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)13:58:11 No.75115 [Reply] >use reddit >get banned by retarded mods constantly but they dont do anything about the trolls >use 4chan >nothing but p--- and garbage now >try to sign up for a forum and it requires a f------ application >get denied for using a vpn >entire internet full of women zoomers and normies now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/684/047/071.png "Anon is tired of the internet | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 2016-07-04 14:29:03 Post No.17882174 [Report] Image search: [Google] >>17882078 >high school 1 MB, 480x270 >go to a party and try to not be socially awkward >meet a group of people I semi know and just stick with them >a friend of a friend that I dont really known is in the group, talk with her a bit >we get along really well, kind of hit it off >towards the end of the party her and I are sitting outside by a fire just chilling when I here somebody scream "REBECCA WHAT THE F---" >turn around expecting to see a chad and I get the exact opposite >literal neck beard, chubby kid with a f------ fedora >hear her mutter "oh f------ christ" >he marches over, trying to regain composure >"hey uh..hey I thought..you and and I were doing something tonight" >...no, no we're not. Look devin Im not interested can you please just stop with this" >he looks at me >"and who is this" >im like "and who the f--- is asking" >long story short if you cant figure out the obvious he thought they were a couple and she doesnt want anything to do with him, has told him multiple times and he wont stop >after that night he set his sights on me >for the next two months he would start harassing me, small stuff at first >ding dong ditching, egged my car. it was almost comical >then it go worse >slashed my tires, left death threats stappled to my door and roadkill on my porch >ask the girl about this, said he was the same with her and "didnt take no for an answer" >f---.that. >find out where he lives, wait for him to come outside and I corner him >give him the whole "if I see you again ill f------ murder you" hardcore tough guy thing >he ended up moving away before anything happened in hindsight it was both pathetic and disturbing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/683/995/2c1.jpg "Anon goes to a party | /r/Greentext")
![File: schwartsz.gif (998 KB, 500x263) O Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)23:49:34 No.65221519 [Reply] > >be 3.1/10 guy >be in indoor parking garage >park >be walking away from car >see 9.6/10 girl trying to park >swipes a pillar and loses some light bodywork >pick up the car piece and approach her car >shes cringing as she gets out >wow, beautiful body >amazing face >large hips and breasts the size of bowling balls (half each) >about to hand her the car piece >tell her "hey you dropped this. like god dropped you from heaven" >shes cringing >pass her the piece of the car >whip out my card and tell her "here's my number in case you need to file a police report" >shes cringing >oh no quick make a joke >point at her and me "the police, for the car, not for me approaching you in a dark garage, the police doesnt need to know about this, i dont need more additions to my record" >shes cringing >oh >my >god >i f----- up i f----- up i f----- up >that joke was f------ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy >she takes her earphones out "OH MY GOD I CRASHED MY CAR, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS" >"no problem, have a nice day" I was so relieved I almost peed my pants.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/189/431/cc7.png "Anon tries to flirt | /r/Greentext")
![File: This makes me wish that I(...).jpg (117 KB, 1440x1080) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)05:34:24 No.20289827 [Reply] ► >Someone asks to see the book I'm reading >I hand it too them and ask them to be careful with it >"HUH?" they dumbly reply as they open the book as wide as they can, cracking the spine, creasing the cover, and wrinkling the pages Why are people like this..... #47 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/428/523/36e.jpg "Anon loves his books | /r/Greentext")
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