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: Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)12:23:09 No.653240404 >avenge them >"You've lost karma" Really? Roy_Philips.png 749 KB PNG >help ghouls move into Tenpenny Towers >a few days later >ghouls slaughter innocent residents and dump their bodies in the basement
: Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)12:23:09 No.653240404 >avenge them >"You've lost karma" Really? Roy_Philips.png 749 KB PNG >help ghouls move into Tenpenny Towers >a few days later >ghouls slaughter innocent residents and dump their bodies in the basement

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Anon has dick cancer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 150 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)07:33:17 No.74973844 I havent jerked off in almost a week. I look at lustful pictures you guys post on here and my c--- doesnt even twitch. My peepee no longer gets hard when I wake up. Am I ascending or am I dying of d--- cancer?
: Anonymous 150 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)07:33:17 No.74973844 I havent jerked off in almost a week. I look at lustful pictures you guys post on here and my c--- doesnt even twitch. My peepee no longer gets hard when I wake up. Am I ascending or am I dying of d--- cancer?

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Anon finds everyone before him stupid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1950's Guy Owes Money to the Mob 408 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)08:41:10 No.907213057 >HEY GUYS DID YOU NKNOW EVERYONE IN THE PAST WAS STUPID AND RACIST??? I want to kick this f----- in the ribs
: Anonymous 1950's Guy Owes Money to the Mob 408 KB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)08:41:10 No.907213057 >HEY GUYS DID YOU NKNOW EVERYONE IN THE PAST WAS STUPID AND RACIST??? I want to kick this f----- in the ribs

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Stateside Enigma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Pacific Girlfriend of Ryan Carson to launch GoFundMe for killers family. wage 173 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)00:01:50 No.74973311 >white man gets killed >his gf raises money for the black killer and their family why are americans like this
Anonymous The Pacific Girlfriend of Ryan Carson to launch GoFundMe for killers family. wage 173 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)00:01:50 No.74973311 >white man gets killed >his gf raises money for the black killer and their family why are americans like this

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Anon doesn’t like Jesse | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/05/23(Thu)03:58:10 No.190625930 213 KB PNG >when the guy who saved your life countless times and made you a multi-millionaire harmlessly poisoned a child (who fully recovered) as a last resort so that he, his wife, his baby, his son, and his brother wouldn't get brutally murdered why do people like this retard again?
Anonymous 10/05/23(Thu)03:58:10 No.190625930 213 KB PNG >when the guy who saved your life countless times and made you a multi-millionaire harmlessly poisoned a child (who fully recovered) as a last resort so that he, his wife, his baby, his son, and his brother wouldn't get brutally murdered why do people like this retard again?

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Anon get's fired | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.31 MB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)06:35:51 No.74973501 >get fired from job >manager calls today >pickup and ask "I thought I was fired?" >"Uhh yea you're getting terminated but that's tomorrow, do you wanna come in and work one more day?" Ermm. No.
: Anonymous 1.31 MB PNG 10/06/23(Fri)06:35:51 No.74973501 >get fired from job >manager calls today >pickup and ask "I thought I was fired?" >"Uhh yea you're getting terminated but that's tomorrow, do you wanna come in and work one more day?" Ermm. No.

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Sick mullet though | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous #GTAmerica sparco CHIARA CLASS IRELLI An 10/06/23(Fri)09:30:38 No.653227837 GRAY NEWELL RACE WINNER (THE HEART OF BACING REBELLION OF THE Founds FB2M4mGXOAMUw3t.jpg 112 KB JPG GT4 25 RAY AMERIC POWERED aws >Be Gaben's son >Can tell his dad to make HL3 or whatever the f--- >Can tell his dad to make the game of his dreams >Doesn't >Hates vidya >Wants nothing to do with vidya >Is an F1fag Why bros? He could've been the one to win our hearts with cool vidya, he could've been one of us...
: Anonymous #GTAmerica sparco CHIARA CLASS IRELLI An 10/06/23(Fri)09:30:38 No.653227837 GRAY NEWELL RACE WINNER (THE HEART OF BACING REBELLION OF THE Founds FB2M4mGXOAMUw3t.jpg 112 KB JPG GT4 25 RAY AMERIC POWERED aws >Be Gaben's son >Can tell his dad to make HL3 or whatever the f--- >Can tell his dad to make the game of his dreams >Doesn't >Hates vidya >Wants nothing to do with vidya >Is an F1fag Why bros? He could've been the one to win our hearts with cool vidya, he could've been one of us...

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Misinterpreting Signals | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No Signal! 18 KB JPG 10/05/23(Thu)15:18:36 No.74968783 >be me >many years ago >hs >be insane >creep onto a flock of girls >target one with biggest tiddy >massage her shoulders >expect reaction but nothing happens >stop >girl turns around asking why I stopped >get flustered >keep massaging for another hot minute >walk away I got uno reversed hard boys :( Why couldnt she just freak out like I imagined it, now she made me doubt myself for an entire lifetime.
Anonymous No Signal! 18 KB JPG 10/05/23(Thu)15:18:36 No.74968783 >be me >many years ago >hs >be insane >creep onto a flock of girls >target one with biggest tiddy >massage her shoulders >expect reaction but nothing happens >stop >girl turns around asking why I stopped >get flustered >keep massaging for another hot minute >walk away I got uno reversed hard boys :( Why couldnt she just freak out like I imagined it, now she made me doubt myself for an entire lifetime.

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Miles Away from Home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 87 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)21:57:02 No.74972306 Been living in USA for 2 years and I must say I am starting to feel terrible home sick... >Miss my good times chain smoking cigs at the corner of my apartment with my good friends Vova and Dmitry >Miss slim thin girls that are everywhere in sight, thin girls are such rarity here, that even her being thing is already making her an entitled bitch >have s----- thick eastern european accent, cant make any friends, no matter how hard I try, constantly have to hear, what, what do you mean, ahh ok, yeah I feel you! at least the mexicans at my construction job are pretty darn cool, didnt expect that, I really though they were going to be macho toxic drunks like in my country Poland, but its opposite, however us having absolutely nothing in common, other then barely speaking few english words I cannot even form an acquittance friend... I dont know what to do I can definitely see why there is such an Incel problem here, the amount of fat women or just fat people in general is unreal, I really though it was just a meme, but no its real...
Anonymous 87 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)21:57:02 No.74972306 Been living in USA for 2 years and I must say I am starting to feel terrible home sick... >Miss my good times chain smoking cigs at the corner of my apartment with my good friends Vova and Dmitry >Miss slim thin girls that are everywhere in sight, thin girls are such rarity here, that even her being thing is already making her an entitled bitch >have s----- thick eastern european accent, cant make any friends, no matter how hard I try, constantly have to hear, what, what do you mean, ahh ok, yeah I feel you! at least the mexicans at my construction job are pretty darn cool, didnt expect that, I really though they were going to be macho toxic drunks like in my country Poland, but its opposite, however us having absolutely nothing in common, other then barely speaking few english words I cannot even form an acquittance friend... I dont know what to do I can definitely see why there is such an Incel problem here, the amount of fat women or just fat people in general is unreal, I really though it was just a meme, but no its real...

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Settling for Less | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)02:59:27 No.74974449 >friend is blonde, smart, charismatic, 5'2, 90lbs, C cups, fat ass and has a hot rich bf >im brunette, dumb, autistic, 5'4, 110lb, less than A cups, flat ass and lonely and she says im the loser because i dont try hard enough im going to ropemaxxx
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)02:59:27 No.74974449 >friend is blonde, smart, charismatic, 5'2, 90lbs, C cups, fat ass and has a hot rich bf >im brunette, dumb, autistic, 5'4, 110lb, less than A cups, flat ass and lonely and she says im the loser because i dont try hard enough im going to ropemaxxx

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Anon thinks its normal to drink 2-3 liters of water at ones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)09:06:27 No.74974488 >be me >go lay in bed >notice I am suddenly thirsty >try to ignore it >toss and turn for 20 minutes >realize I am desperately thirsty >end up chugging 2 liters of water >instantly pass out This has happened every night for a week now. I drink 2-3 liters of water over the course of the day, why does this happen to me?
Anonymous 27 KB JPG 10/06/23(Fri)09:06:27 No.74974488 >be me >go lay in bed >notice I am suddenly thirsty >try to ignore it >toss and turn for 20 minutes >realize I am desperately thirsty >end up chugging 2 liters of water >instantly pass out This has happened every night for a week now. I drink 2-3 liters of water over the course of the day, why does this happen to me?

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Anon misses the signals | /r/Greentext

File: peepo-pepe.gif (2.75 MB, 498x498) Hurting me right now Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)14:01:30 No.29882146 ► >>29887980 >>29888014 >>29890150 >>29890167 >>29894276 >didnt ask her for months because i didnt know if she felt the same way >finally ask her out >she's with someone now >not only that, she says she's been sending me signals for months and just assumed I lost interest Haha. Hurts fellas. Is it over? Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)14:03:32 No.29882158 >>29882181 Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)14:06:41 No.29882181 take a look back and describe something she did that might have been a signal. >>29888997 >>29882158 Well, I was playing random chords on the guitar while we were alone and she started singing 'Kiss me' by sixpence none the richer. Then she stopped singing and explained how playing music is great because it just brings out whatevers in your mind. I started playing the guitar again and she started singing 'Want' by Jawbreaker (the chorus goes I want you I want you I Want You) That's just one. I mean, I didn't want to be presumptive, so I just assumed she just wanted to sing the songs
File: peepo-pepe.gif (2.75 MB, 498x498) Hurting me right now Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)14:01:30 No.29882146 ► >>29887980 >>29888014 >>29890150 >>29890167 >>29894276 >didnt ask her for months because i didnt know if she felt the same way >finally ask her out >she's with someone now >not only that, she says she's been sending me signals for months and just assumed I lost interest Haha. Hurts fellas. Is it over? Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)14:03:32 No.29882158 >>29882181 Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)14:06:41 No.29882181 take a look back and describe something she did that might have been a signal. >>29888997 >>29882158 Well, I was playing random chords on the guitar while we were alone and she started singing 'Kiss me' by sixpence none the richer. Then she stopped singing and explained how playing music is great because it just brings out whatevers in your mind. I started playing the guitar again and she started singing 'Want' by Jawbreaker (the chorus goes I want you I want you I Want You) That's just one. I mean, I didn't want to be presumptive, so I just assumed she just wanted to sing the songs

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Anon hates the USA | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri)08:15:37 No.907212064 169 KB JPG i f------ hate the us >dude you NEED a car to even go outside >if you drink a beer or smoke a joint one time while driving we will ass r--- you and not let you drive >nooo you can't just drive low powere vehicles with no license or registration >you NEED to be a DMV slave soycuck if you want to participate in society this is such bull s---
:Anonymous 10/06/23 (Fri)08:15:37 No.907212064 169 KB JPG i f------ hate the us >dude you NEED a car to even go outside >if you drink a beer or smoke a joint one time while driving we will ass r--- you and not let you drive >nooo you can't just drive low powere vehicles with no license or registration >you NEED to be a DMV slave soycuck if you want to participate in society this is such bull s---

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Heartfelt Change | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/05/23(Thu)23:03:12 No.74972886 > be me > 26 tired of getting rejected on dating apps. > Match with 26 year old land whale. Super fat, but decide to give her a shot just to stop being lonely. > She's pretty nice. Completely unfuckable, but with a good personality. Much nicer than the stuck up bitches I have been matching with. > Decide to just string her along until I can upgrade. > Gently encourage her to lose weight. Tell her about medical options. > She agrees to get gastric bypass surgery. > Give her support and encouragement. Plan occasional hikes and long walks. Help her manage her diet and stay strong when food calls. > She has a good personality, so even though she's unfuckable it's fun and good dating practice for me. I like taking her to minigolf, bowling, or on walks. > She slowly loses 300 pounds over the next two years. > Suddenly I wake up and realize I'm dating a hot chick. Robots, did I fix her, or did I just get lucky? 529 KB PNG
Anonymous 10/05/23(Thu)23:03:12 No.74972886 > be me > 26 tired of getting rejected on dating apps. > Match with 26 year old land whale. Super fat, but decide to give her a shot just to stop being lonely. > She's pretty nice. Completely unfuckable, but with a good personality. Much nicer than the stuck up bitches I have been matching with. > Decide to just string her along until I can upgrade. > Gently encourage her to lose weight. Tell her about medical options. > She agrees to get gastric bypass surgery. > Give her support and encouragement. Plan occasional hikes and long walks. Help her manage her diet and stay strong when food calls. > She has a good personality, so even though she's unfuckable it's fun and good dating practice for me. I like taking her to minigolf, bowling, or on walks. > She slowly loses 300 pounds over the next two years. > Suddenly I wake up and realize I'm dating a hot chick. Robots, did I fix her, or did I just get lucky? 529 KB PNG

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Anon is a pussy | /r/Greentext

1.31 MB PNG >Walking towards a girl on the street 11 Replies >She's walking towards me >I lock eyes with her >She locks eyes with me >We don't break eye contact and we eventually walk past each other >I turn my head around as she walks past >She does so simultaneously >We both smile at each other at the same time as we noticed what's happening Weird I'm still a kissless handholdless virgin View Thread
1.31 MB PNG >Walking towards a girl on the street 11 Replies >She's walking towards me >I lock eyes with her >She locks eyes with me >We don't break eye contact and we eventually walk past each other >I turn my head around as she walks past >She does so simultaneously >We both smile at each other at the same time as we noticed what's happening Weird I'm still a kissless handholdless virgin View Thread

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Anon doesn't understand Ender's Game | /r/Greentext

File: 21wbfl-1853713186.jpg (56 KB, 750x422) DID YOU JUST ASSUME Anonymous 10/05/23(Thu)16:36:09 No.22570668 ▶ Ender's Game is so f------ dumb. How can anyone say this le deep and s---? (Mild spoilers) >Book 1: "NOOO you can't kill the bugs even though they killed like a morbillion people because killing is like le bad NOOOO" >Book 2: "people do good things in life and bad things as well OMG so deep!!!!!!!" MY ENDER? >Book 3: "NOOO you have to let space-AIDS kill everyone because viruses have rights!!!!!" >Book 4: "Look man if you think hard enough you can bend the laws of physics to your will man, what do you mean w-- am i smoking?" [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] Autol
File: 21wbfl-1853713186.jpg (56 KB, 750x422) DID YOU JUST ASSUME Anonymous 10/05/23(Thu)16:36:09 No.22570668 ▶ Ender's Game is so f------ dumb. How can anyone say this le deep and s---? (Mild spoilers) >Book 1: "NOOO you can't kill the bugs even though they killed like a morbillion people because killing is like le bad NOOOO" >Book 2: "people do good things in life and bad things as well OMG so deep!!!!!!!" MY ENDER? >Book 3: "NOOO you have to let space-AIDS kill everyone because viruses have rights!!!!!" >Book 4: "Look man if you think hard enough you can bend the laws of physics to your will man, what do you mean w-- am i smoking?" [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] Autol

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Anon likes Pixar films | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mgw8DBTg) 'CAUST 10/05/23(Thu)15:27:29 No.443435801 DISNEY Pixar presents Dishup PIXAR 'Caust 1696443054983428.jpg 229 KB JPG >>443436280 # >>443436890 # >>443436963 # >>443437946 # >>443439431 # >>443439651 # >>443439668 # >>443440042 # >>443441923 # >>443442106 # >>443442250 # >>443442903 # >>443444229 # >>443444514 # >>443444626 # >>443444707 # >>443445008 # >>443445374 # >>443445997 # >>443446619 # >>443446856 # >>443447076 # >>443447467 # >>443447540 # >>443447713 # >>443448662 # >>443448792 # >>443449446 # >>443449974 # >>443450253 # >>443450437 # >>443450970 # >>443451056 # >>443451273 # >>443451607 # >>443451858 # >>443452465 # >>443452507 # >>443452564 # >>443454212 # >>443454298 # >>443454900 # >>443455696 # >>443455863 # >>443455971 # >>443456075 # >>443456194 # >>443456303 # >>443456349 # >>443458638 # >>443459847 # >>443459880 # >>443460421 # >>443460618 # >>443460695 # >>443460785 # >>443460828 # >>443460927 # >>443461006 # >>443461424 #
Anonymous (ID: mgw8DBTg) 'CAUST 10/05/23(Thu)15:27:29 No.443435801 DISNEY Pixar presents Dishup PIXAR 'Caust 1696443054983428.jpg 229 KB JPG >>443436280 # >>443436890 # >>443436963 # >>443437946 # >>443439431 # >>443439651 # >>443439668 # >>443440042 # >>443441923 # >>443442106 # >>443442250 # >>443442903 # >>443444229 # >>443444514 # >>443444626 # >>443444707 # >>443445008 # >>443445374 # >>443445997 # >>443446619 # >>443446856 # >>443447076 # >>443447467 # >>443447540 # >>443447713 # >>443448662 # >>443448792 # >>443449446 # >>443449974 # >>443450253 # >>443450437 # >>443450970 # >>443451056 # >>443451273 # >>443451607 # >>443451858 # >>443452465 # >>443452507 # >>443452564 # >>443454212 # >>443454298 # >>443454900 # >>443455696 # >>443455863 # >>443455971 # >>443456075 # >>443456194 # >>443456303 # >>443456349 # >>443458638 # >>443459847 # >>443459880 # >>443460421 # >>443460618 # >>443460695 # >>443460785 # >>443460828 # >>443460927 # >>443461006 # >>443461424 #

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Anon cannot be fooled | /r/Greentext

09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 Anonymous >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle
09/23/15(Wed)22:56:01 No.642863132 Anonymous >>642860186 (OP) # >work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back >hear them whispering and discussing what to get >they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they "lost" it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22 >laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag >drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else >I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle

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Anon has no pussy | /r/Greentext

> Be me > 18 year old loner in HS > Have best friend > He's a fruit Despite this, really nice guy > Spend all my HS gf less. > Crush literally laughs in my face when I ask her out on a date > Friend always there for me > Always doing cool stuff with him > Spending night at his house one night > Talking about girl's and other stuff > Mention that I'm 99% sure I'm gonna die alone > "Neither of us are gonna get any girl as school anon. Hopefully things change once we hit college right?" > He likes girls, sure "If you and me are single later on we could just get married for tax banifts" > He laughs and we move on > 8 years later > Out of college, s----- job, never even touched a boob > Lost touch with friend, but still talk once in a blue moon. > Drunk one night, look him up > He came out, not surprising > He has a great job now, owns a house, and a business, all at the age of 26, still single. > Message him, he responds almost instantly > We talk, decide to catch up > He jokes about the tax thing, says if I'm ever desperate we can still do it > Jokingly ask him "on a coffee date" > We're meeting up tomorrow Well guys, the hetero life was miserable. Gonna go get my tax benefit husband tomorrow.
> Be me > 18 year old loner in HS > Have best friend > He's a fruit Despite this, really nice guy > Spend all my HS gf less. > Crush literally laughs in my face when I ask her out on a date > Friend always there for me > Always doing cool stuff with him > Spending night at his house one night > Talking about girl's and other stuff > Mention that I'm 99% sure I'm gonna die alone > "Neither of us are gonna get any girl as school anon. Hopefully things change once we hit college right?" > He likes girls, sure "If you and me are single later on we could just get married for tax banifts" > He laughs and we move on > 8 years later > Out of college, s----- job, never even touched a boob > Lost touch with friend, but still talk once in a blue moon. > Drunk one night, look him up > He came out, not surprising > He has a great job now, owns a house, and a business, all at the age of 26, still single. > Message him, he responds almost instantly > We talk, decide to catch up > He jokes about the tax thing, says if I'm ever desperate we can still do it > Jokingly ask him "on a coffee date" > We're meeting up tomorrow Well guys, the hetero life was miserable. Gonna go get my tax benefit husband tomorrow.

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A License to Misbehave | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UTVTacu4) two sets of laws Charges dropped against teen accused of r----- impaired girl while others filmed 716 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)15:33:41 No.443425209 >be degen w----- son of lawyer >r--- drunk girl >filmed by friends >arrested >lawyer parent knows judge >case gets dropped itsallsotiresome.gif
Anonymous (ID: UTVTacu4) two sets of laws Charges dropped against teen accused of r----- impaired girl while others filmed 716 KB PNG 10/05/23(Thu)15:33:41 No.443425209 >be degen w----- son of lawyer >r--- drunk girl >filmed by friends >arrested >lawyer parent knows judge >case gets dropped itsallsotiresome.gif

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