Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon is a super hero | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB PNG 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw
Anonymous 9 KB PNG 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext nature organism rectangle font terrestrial plant

Anon wants to remain an anonymous coomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 149 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)17:49:29 No.70866191 Coomer bros, help me out. How do I link my credit card on onlyfans without this stupid "age verification Al" b-------? I'm of legal age but I sure as f--- won't upload a picture of myself to be associated with my purchases of fetish p---. 11/05/22(Sat)18:44:29 No.70866663 : Anonymous H--------, is that actually thing? Coomers are actually uploading their faces to p--- websites?
Anonymous 149 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)17:49:29 No.70866191 Coomer bros, help me out. How do I link my credit card on onlyfans without this stupid "age verification Al" b-------? I'm of legal age but I sure as f--- won't upload a picture of myself to be associated with my purchases of fetish p---. 11/05/22(Sat)18:44:29 No.70866663 : Anonymous H--------, is that actually thing? Coomers are actually uploading their faces to p--- websites?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Femanon hates herself for being ugly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous uglyugkyugly INSTITUTION FOR THE CRIMINALLY TINY 11/20/22(Sun)13:38:38 No.71054184 >ugly >small t---, big nose, skinny but to the point of no ass, completely average- ugly features everywhere else >friends with instagram model >she is gorgeous >beautiful face, big blue eyes, slim-thicc with huge ass, short >asks me to go shopping with her >ohfuckohfuckohfuck.exe 111 KB JPG >be me >femanon >put lots of effort into makeup and clothes because she is so beautiful that I feel too ugly to be seen with her otherwise >stop for food >one guy working >restaurant is empty >order food and go to waiting area >uneventful >friend joins me >"omg wasn't that guy so weird? He kept calling me sexy how gross is that?!" >get food >hers is pristine, looks delicious, literally could've come from an ad >mine is burnt and disgusting. so bad I can't even swallow a bite and usually I'm lenient with food places >go home and cry Why is it so unfair being an ugly woman? At least ugly men can get by on personality, ugly women are completely ignored. I can't even have a conversation with my male friends because the second she walks in they ignore me completely, even if we're mid- conversation. She has a bf but it doesn't matter cause she's hot. There's no place in the world for ugly women. I might just end it, I don't have the money for plastic surgery
: Anonymous uglyugkyugly INSTITUTION FOR THE CRIMINALLY TINY 11/20/22(Sun)13:38:38 No.71054184 >ugly >small t---, big nose, skinny but to the point of no ass, completely average- ugly features everywhere else >friends with instagram model >she is gorgeous >beautiful face, big blue eyes, slim-thicc with huge ass, short >asks me to go shopping with her >ohfuckohfuckohfuck.exe 111 KB JPG >be me >femanon >put lots of effort into makeup and clothes because she is so beautiful that I feel too ugly to be seen with her otherwise >stop for food >one guy working >restaurant is empty >order food and go to waiting area >uneventful >friend joins me >"omg wasn't that guy so weird? He kept calling me sexy how gross is that?!" >get food >hers is pristine, looks delicious, literally could've come from an ad >mine is burnt and disgusting. so bad I can't even swallow a bite and usually I'm lenient with food places >go home and cry Why is it so unfair being an ugly woman? At least ugly men can get by on personality, ugly women are completely ignored. I can't even have a conversation with my male friends because the second she walks in they ignore me completely, even if we're mid- conversation. She has a bf but it doesn't matter cause she's hot. There's no place in the world for ugly women. I might just end it, I don't have the money for plastic surgery

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Femanon is trash️ | /r/Greentext

46 KB JPG : Anonymous Anonymous >>71009956 # >>71010005 # >>71010754 # >>71011111 # >>71010503 # How badly would you react if your gf told you she accidentally (drunk) cheated on you? Want to confess but afraid he'll get angry. 11/17/22(Thu)00:22:51 No.71009923 : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)00:26:36 No.71009956 : Anonymous >>71009911 (OP) # Not sure if I would full on hit her but I would definitely rough her up a bit. 11/17/22(Thu)00:28:46 No.71009988 : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)00:29:11 No.71009992 : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)00:29:21 No.71009996 I've been drunk before, it only lowers your inhibitions. If alcohol revealed her to be a w----, then I would thank the alcohol industry for the save. 11/17/22(Thu)00:30:30 No.71010005 11/17/22(Thu)00:33:21 No.71010037 : Anonymous >>71009911 (OP) # lol, this is your future wife. she willingly f---- random guys she finds actually hot and hides it to you and lies to you. her entire relationship with you is based on lies lies that she finds you sexually attractive deceptively faking orgasms and making you feel like you made her c-- lying to you its your kid lying to you she's only been in 1 long term relationship its so unreal how COMMON this is. seriously. its so unreal. this is common. look at this s--- https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/ 11/17/22(Thu)00:34:24 No.71010050 : Anonymous >>71009911 (OP) # Tell her to explain the encounter with the guy she cheated with in detail while Liack off. then dump her
46 KB JPG : Anonymous Anonymous >>71009956 # >>71010005 # >>71010754 # >>71011111 # >>71010503 # How badly would you react if your gf told you she accidentally (drunk) cheated on you? Want to confess but afraid he'll get angry. 11/17/22(Thu)00:22:51 No.71009923 : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)00:26:36 No.71009956 : Anonymous >>71009911 (OP) # Not sure if I would full on hit her but I would definitely rough her up a bit. 11/17/22(Thu)00:28:46 No.71009988 : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)00:29:11 No.71009992 : Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)00:29:21 No.71009996 I've been drunk before, it only lowers your inhibitions. If alcohol revealed her to be a w----, then I would thank the alcohol industry for the save. 11/17/22(Thu)00:30:30 No.71010005 11/17/22(Thu)00:33:21 No.71010037 : Anonymous >>71009911 (OP) # lol, this is your future wife. she willingly f---- random guys she finds actually hot and hides it to you and lies to you. her entire relationship with you is based on lies lies that she finds you sexually attractive deceptively faking orgasms and making you feel like you made her c-- lying to you its your kid lying to you she's only been in 1 long term relationship its so unreal how COMMON this is. seriously. its so unreal. this is common. look at this s--- https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/ 11/17/22(Thu)00:34:24 No.71010050 : Anonymous >>71009911 (OP) # Tell her to explain the encounter with the guy she cheated with in detail while Liack off. then dump her

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon's brother is basemaxxed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically 58 KB JPG the last second >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"
: Anonymous 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically 58 KB JPG the last second >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism

Anon has a cat | /r/Greentext

1h 45652232 9 Replies 3 Images JPG 13KB (255 × 218) 2 Replies F good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat
1h 45652232 9 Replies 3 Images JPG 13KB (255 × 218) 2 Replies F good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext gesture font

Anon has nice tits | /r/Greentext

Img-1610977327033.jpg 86 KB JPG >driving >notice shirt is inside out >pull into parking lot to correct it. >fix shirt >guy pulls up >'hey nice t---' >hands me a 10 dollar bill >mfw i'm a guy SAN MA
Img-1610977327033.jpg 86 KB JPG >driving >notice shirt is inside out >pull into parking lot to correct it. >fix shirt >guy pulls up >'hey nice t---' >hands me a 10 dollar bill >mfw i'm a guy SAN MA

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext head eye jaw cartoon

Anon is racist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I was racist as f--- as a chil(...) >be me >7ish years old >at thanksgiving with the family >adults ask us kids to clen up >aunt said "we need some slaves to clean up the dishes" >without batting a eye 7yo me shouts >"I AINT NO BLACK PERSON" >mfw the whole familly was there >the whole f------ extended familly 7 KB JPG : Anonymous a potat 11/21/22(Mon)09:21:28 No.889453834 34 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)09:45:37 No.889454682
Anonymous I was racist as f--- as a chil(...) >be me >7ish years old >at thanksgiving with the family >adults ask us kids to clen up >aunt said "we need some slaves to clean up the dishes" >without batting a eye 7yo me shouts >"I AINT NO BLACK PERSON" >mfw the whole familly was there >the whole f------ extended familly 7 KB JPG : Anonymous a potat 11/21/22(Mon)09:21:28 No.889453834 34 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)09:45:37 No.889454682

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon likes cookies | /r/Greentext

68 KB JPG >be me >had a layover in O'Hare >go to the closest goyslop vendor with seating >buy a newspaper and cookies >kinda full place but I find an empty table >another anon sits down across from me >whatever.jpeg >I eat a cookie and read >he reaches in and eats a cookie >w--? >I eat another one >so does he >I can't believe it >last cookie >I grab it and make sure he knows I'm eating this cookie >slow motion eat >enjoy the f--- out of it >looking directly at him >my plane is called >pick up my newspaper to read on my flight >see my pack of cookies : Anonymous You ate his cookies, n-----. 11/19/22(Sat)16:34:35 No.889367786
68 KB JPG >be me >had a layover in O'Hare >go to the closest goyslop vendor with seating >buy a newspaper and cookies >kinda full place but I find an empty table >another anon sits down across from me >whatever.jpeg >I eat a cookie and read >he reaches in and eats a cookie >w--? >I eat another one >so does he >I can't believe it >last cookie >I grab it and make sure he knows I'm eating this cookie >slow motion eat >enjoy the f--- out of it >looking directly at him >my plane is called >pick up my newspaper to read on my flight >see my pack of cookies : Anonymous You ate his cookies, n-----. 11/19/22(Sat)16:34:35 No.889367786

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is NOT a coomer | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Planned Obsolescence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >you have facial hair >your room looks largely the same as it did years ago >every day has been largely the same >your hobbies are gradually becoming uninteresting >smoking/drinking is no longer a novelty >you already feel health problems creeping in, but you are unsure about their severity so you ignore them while they're mild I don't know why I'm crying in the club right now 11/21/22(Mon)13:55:03 No.71070384 54 KB JPG >you have been an adult for years >you are still clueless about your future
Anonymous >you have facial hair >your room looks largely the same as it did years ago >every day has been largely the same >your hobbies are gradually becoming uninteresting >smoking/drinking is no longer a novelty >you already feel health problems creeping in, but you are unsure about their severity so you ignore them while they're mild I don't know why I'm crying in the club right now 11/21/22(Mon)13:55:03 No.71070384 54 KB JPG >you have been an adult for years >you are still clueless about your future

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 11/16/21(Tue)14:08:34 No.866808217 >be me >american >wake up next to my sister as usual >ask her to wake up the kids >wife is overdosing on xanax so she doesn't say anything >whatever.jpg >order doordash cause my bitch sister didn't make breakfast >tip mandatory 500% >take one of my 45 glocks and go to work with it concealed >see the neighbors kid trying to collect his football from my lawn >dump my whole 33 round mag into him for trespassing >realize I used hollow point >realize I wasted 33 dollars on this stupid f------ kid >go back inside and shoot myself due to crippling debt and obesity >wake up in a hospital bed >doctor hands me a bill for 750k dollars God I love this country
: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 11/16/21(Tue)14:08:34 No.866808217 >be me >american >wake up next to my sister as usual >ask her to wake up the kids >wife is overdosing on xanax so she doesn't say anything >whatever.jpg >order doordash cause my bitch sister didn't make breakfast >tip mandatory 500% >take one of my 45 glocks and go to work with it concealed >see the neighbors kid trying to collect his football from my lawn >dump my whole 33 round mag into him for trespassing >realize I used hollow point >realize I wasted 33 dollars on this stupid f------ kid >go back inside and shoot myself due to crippling debt and obesity >wake up in a hospital bed >doctor hands me a bill for 750k dollars God I love this country

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

anon is a professional | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 11/22/17(Wed)06:25:11 No.751726623 >Be me >Prestiged Doctor living in a sweetass Doctor Castle by the lake >Have collection of scary masks and sharpened beating implements >Lifesgood.Descantlute >Spending the day beating the plague out of a peasant >Peasant passed out on floor, but beating anyway because stressed >Courier arrives >Tells me I have a King's Summons >Finish beating unconscious serf and wipe off blood off favorite doctor stick >Pack bags for King f--- castle >3weekcarriageride.parchment >Get to King f--- big ass castle >Anticipation of lots of medieval bitcoin makes me beat the carriage driver in excitement >Throw meager sum of coins at repugnant serf driver >Go inside >King sees me >Tells me his son is ill and is getting worse by the day >Explain to him that he needn't worry because I am a professional and a doctor >Wearing my formal scary doctor mask >King f-- takes me upstairs to his son >Ohfuck.canvas >King f--- son is covered in boils and vomiting blood >"Ah yes, I see... I've encountered this once before" I explain to the King >I've never seen this s--- in my life >Gonnafuckingpuke.oilpainting >Think I should beat the illness out of him >Decide it's probably a bad idea with several guards and King f-- watching >Decide to wing it >Search through fancy doctor bag purchased with hard earned medieval bitcoin >Pull out jar of goat s--- >Explain to the king that I will have to force this down his sons throat >King f-- believes me and tells me to do what I have to do >Walk up to the disgusting plague ridden child >Start shoving goat s--- into this f------ kids mouth >Dad's watching not batting an eye >Kid passes out a half hour of me force feeding him s--- >Gtfo quick >Sell house >"Ah good! The treatment is beginning to take effect!" >Pretty sure this kids gonna die >King f-- thanks me for my service and pays me precious medieval bitcoin >Move to new country >Mfw I hear kid died shortly after my visit >I am a doctor
: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 11/22/17(Wed)06:25:11 No.751726623 >Be me >Prestiged Doctor living in a sweetass Doctor Castle by the lake >Have collection of scary masks and sharpened beating implements >Lifesgood.Descantlute >Spending the day beating the plague out of a peasant >Peasant passed out on floor, but beating anyway because stressed >Courier arrives >Tells me I have a King's Summons >Finish beating unconscious serf and wipe off blood off favorite doctor stick >Pack bags for King f--- castle >3weekcarriageride.parchment >Get to King f--- big ass castle >Anticipation of lots of medieval bitcoin makes me beat the carriage driver in excitement >Throw meager sum of coins at repugnant serf driver >Go inside >King sees me >Tells me his son is ill and is getting worse by the day >Explain to him that he needn't worry because I am a professional and a doctor >Wearing my formal scary doctor mask >King f-- takes me upstairs to his son >Ohfuck.canvas >King f--- son is covered in boils and vomiting blood >"Ah yes, I see... I've encountered this once before" I explain to the King >I've never seen this s--- in my life >Gonnafuckingpuke.oilpainting >Think I should beat the illness out of him >Decide it's probably a bad idea with several guards and King f-- watching >Decide to wing it >Search through fancy doctor bag purchased with hard earned medieval bitcoin >Pull out jar of goat s--- >Explain to the king that I will have to force this down his sons throat >King f-- believes me and tells me to do what I have to do >Walk up to the disgusting plague ridden child >Start shoving goat s--- into this f------ kids mouth >Dad's watching not batting an eye >Kid passes out a half hour of me force feeding him s--- >Gtfo quick >Sell house >"Ah good! The treatment is beginning to take effect!" >Pretty sure this kids gonna die >King f-- thanks me for my service and pays me precious medieval bitcoin >Move to new country >Mfw I hear kid died shortly after my visit >I am a doctor

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

eggboy is happy | /r/Greentext

eggs m8.jpg 34 KB JPG >Be me >they call me eggboy >i cook all the eggs >"hey eggboy, we need more eggs" >never happier than when making eggs picture related
eggs m8.jpg 34 KB JPG >Be me >they call me eggboy >i cook all the eggs >"hey eggboy, we need more eggs" >never happier than when making eggs picture related

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext food tableware frying pan ingredient recipe cookware and bakeware fast food cooking

Anon is off the grid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image 05/15/21 (Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost View Thread : Anonymous >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out >>63684489 # 05/15/21 (Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro
Anonymous 25 KB JPG 6 Replies / 1 Image 05/15/21 (Sat)20:57:57 No.63684304 >chief, this guy has no social media >no job record >no pictures >no girlfriend >he's a ghost View Thread : Anonymous >>63684304 (OP) # >chief, we tried to pull a tail on him, but we cant even tell if hes got a car >he hasnt even got a drivers license on record >and when we looked for an address, the best we got was his mothers house >we did twenty days of surveillance and never saw him come in or out >>63684489 # 05/15/21 (Sat)21:05:57 No.63684381 >we ended up pulling up old tax records, and we cant even find a single job on record >all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood >no known associates, address, jobs, nothing >this guy's a pro

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon is a dummy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ok greentext story time 6 KB JPG 03/31/21 (Wed)05:44:06 No.62987713 >meet this guy on instagram he seems cool so why not >chat throughout the day >asks if i want to rp tonight >sure why not can't be that bad >do the sexy sexy sex rp >that was fine i guess >fast foward >done rps with him almost everyday >exchanged d--- pics and vids of him fingering himself >he legit wants me to f--- him someday >he probably has a crush on me help bros what do i do 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21 (Wed)07:10:48 No.62988821 >>62987713 (OP) # Just f--- him, anon. Why would you do the gay ahit of you don't wanna do the really gay s---? : Anonymous 03/31/21 (Wed)07:19:55 No.62988911 >>62987713 (OP) # >do erotic rp with a guy >surprised when the guy wants you to f--- him You are genuinely stupid, aren't you?
: Anonymous ok greentext story time 6 KB JPG 03/31/21 (Wed)05:44:06 No.62987713 >meet this guy on instagram he seems cool so why not >chat throughout the day >asks if i want to rp tonight >sure why not can't be that bad >do the sexy sexy sex rp >that was fine i guess >fast foward >done rps with him almost everyday >exchanged d--- pics and vids of him fingering himself >he legit wants me to f--- him someday >he probably has a crush on me help bros what do i do 9 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/31/21 (Wed)07:10:48 No.62988821 >>62987713 (OP) # Just f--- him, anon. Why would you do the gay ahit of you don't wanna do the really gay s---? : Anonymous 03/31/21 (Wed)07:19:55 No.62988911 >>62987713 (OP) # >do erotic rp with a guy >surprised when the guy wants you to f--- him You are genuinely stupid, aren't you?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

ISIS goes to satan's asshole | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 >>62566312 >>62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS
Anonymous 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 >>62566312 >>62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle font

Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit 13 KB JPG >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.
>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit 13 KB JPG >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism font

protect your queen | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06 141 KB JPG 01/05/22 (Wed)20:03:16 No.66856602 >had group of friends in high school >was crushing on a girl in our group >one day when it was raining I shouted "MEN, PROTECT YOUR QUEEN" >I stretched my jacket over her head to protect her from the rain >all my friends called me a f----- >girl I was crushing on just laughed awkwardly >>66856623 # >>66856656 # >>66856659 # >>66856672 # >>66856674 # >>66857223 # >>66857691 # >>66858001 #
: Anonymous 06 141 KB JPG 01/05/22 (Wed)20:03:16 No.66856602 >had group of friends in high school >was crushing on a girl in our group >one day when it was raining I shouted "MEN, PROTECT YOUR QUEEN" >I stretched my jacket over her head to protect her from the rain >all my friends called me a f----- >girl I was crushing on just laughed awkwardly >>66856623 # >>66856656 # >>66856659 # >>66856672 # >>66856674 # >>66857223 # >>66857691 # >>66858001 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Based and fossil-pilled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)19:57:00 No.889432570 >be me >be in college >be studying geology >rocksforjocks.mp4 >be on date with 8/10 >getting to know each other, asking questions >Tism Tingle.exe >ask what her favorite dinosaur is >"ugh I dunno anon, triceratops maybe?" >proceed to explain why she's wrong for the next 2 hours >spaghetti.jpeg
Anonymous 41 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)19:57:00 No.889432570 >be me >be in college >be studying geology >rocksforjocks.mp4 >be on date with 8/10 >getting to know each other, asking questions >Tism Tingle.exe >ask what her favorite dinosaur is >"ugh I dunno anon, triceratops maybe?" >proceed to explain why she's wrong for the next 2 hours >spaghetti.jpeg

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant dinosaur font