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: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 11/22/17(Wed)06:25:11 No.751726623 >Be me >Prestiged Doctor living in a sweetass Doctor Castle by the lake >Have collection of scary masks and sharpened beating implements >Lifesgood.Descantlute >Spending the day beating the plague out of a peasant >Peasant passed out on floor, but beating anyway because stressed >Courier arrives >Tells me I have a King's Summons >Finish beating unconscious serf and wipe off blood off favorite doctor stick >Pack bags for King f--- castle >3weekcarriageride.parchment >Get to King f--- big ass castle >Anticipation of lots of medieval bitcoin makes me beat the carriage driver in excitement >Throw meager sum of coins at repugnant serf driver >Go inside >King sees me >Tells me his son is ill and is getting worse by the day >Explain to him that he needn't worry because I am a professional and a doctor >Wearing my formal scary doctor mask >King f-- takes me upstairs to his son >Ohfuck.canvas >King f--- son is covered in boils and vomiting blood >"Ah yes, I see... I've encountered this once before" I explain to the King >I've never seen this s--- in my life >Gonnafuckingpuke.oilpainting >Think I should beat the illness out of him >Decide it's probably a bad idea with several guards and King f-- watching >Decide to wing it >Search through fancy doctor bag purchased with hard earned medieval bitcoin >Pull out jar of goat s--- >Explain to the king that I will have to force this down his sons throat >King f-- believes me and tells me to do what I have to do >Walk up to the disgusting plague ridden child >Start shoving goat s--- into this f------ kids mouth >Dad's watching not batting an eye >Kid passes out a half hour of me force feeding him s--- >Gtfo quick >Sell house >"Ah good! The treatment is beginning to take effect!" >Pretty sure this kids gonna die >King f-- thanks me for my service and pays me precious medieval bitcoin >Move to new country >Mfw I hear kid died shortly after my visit >I am a doctor

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: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 11/22/17(Wed)06:25:11 No.751726623 >Be me >Prestiged Doctor living in a sweetass Doctor Castle by the lake >Have collection of scary masks and sharpened beating implements >Lifesgood.Descantlute >Spending the day beating the plague out of a peasant >Peasant passed out on floor, but beating anyway because stressed >Courier arrives >Tells me I have a King's Summons >Finish beating unconscious serf and wipe off blood off favorite doctor stick >Pack bags for King f--- castle >3weekcarriageride.parchment >Get to King f--- big ass castle >Anticipation of lots of medieval bitcoin makes me beat the carriage driver in excitement >Throw meager sum of coins at repugnant serf driver >Go inside >King sees me >Tells me his son is ill and is getting worse by the day >Explain to him that he needn't worry because I am a professional and a doctor >Wearing my formal scary doctor mask >King f-- takes me upstairs to his son >Ohfuck.canvas >King f--- son is covered in boils and vomiting blood >"Ah yes, I see... I've encountered this once before" I explain to the King >I've never seen this s--- in my life >Gonnafuckingpuke.oilpainting >Think I should beat the illness out of him >Decide it's probably a bad idea with several guards and King f-- watching >Decide to wing it >Search through fancy doctor bag purchased with hard earned medieval bitcoin >Pull out jar of goat s--- >Explain to the king that I will have to force this down his sons throat >King f-- believes me and tells me to do what I have to do >Walk up to the disgusting plague ridden child >Start shoving goat s--- into this f------ kids mouth >Dad's watching not batting an eye >Kid passes out a half hour of me force feeding him s--- >Gtfo quick >Sell house >"Ah good! The treatment is beginning to take effect!" >Pretty sure this kids gonna die >King f-- thanks me for my service and pays me precious medieval bitcoin >Move to new country >Mfw I hear kid died shortly after my visit >I am a doctor

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