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: schizo dykebot rumination feels 45 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 14:41:02 No.79099209 >incredibly long and vivid dream about getting back together with ex >wake up >stare at the ceiling for hours while contemplating suicide i can't keep doing this
: schizo dykebot rumination feels 45 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 14:41:02 No.79099209 >incredibly long and vivid dream about getting back together with ex >wake up >stare at the ceiling for hours while contemplating suicide i can't keep doing this

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Under the weight of the sinking sun | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 16:39:11 No.79099892 >5 mins ago >just chilling >lost in thoughts >try to think about memories i had other than high school >all i remember is being on pc >i unironically CANT remember anything worthy >life after 2020 is fully blank >i wasted my youth
: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 16:39:11 No.79099892 >5 mins ago >just chilling >lost in thoughts >try to think about memories i had other than high school >all i remember is being on pc >i unironically CANT remember anything worthy >life after 2020 is fully blank >i wasted my youth

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Anon isn't familiar with company policy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Embracer Group EVERY STUDIO EMBRACER GROUP 203 KB JPG OWNS 10/10/24(Thu)11:32:47 No.925718581 >be Embracer Group >have infinite money glitch for some reason >start buying a s--- ton of game studios >suddenly realize they don't have infinite helicopter money >start to sell/close those studios What was their envisioned endgame, /b/ros?
: Anonymous Embracer Group EVERY STUDIO EMBRACER GROUP 203 KB JPG OWNS 10/10/24(Thu)11:32:47 No.925718581 >be Embracer Group >have infinite money glitch for some reason >start buying a s--- ton of game studios >suddenly realize they don't have infinite helicopter money >start to sell/close those studios What was their envisioned endgame, /b/ros?

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Hailey "Silver tongue" Welch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/24(Sat) 17:38:16 No.204185841 "HAWK TUAH!" maxresdefault.jpg 120 KB JPG >HAWK TUAH >*makes a million dollars* TALK TUAH
: Anonymous 10/05/24(Sat) 17:38:16 No.204185841 "HAWK TUAH!" maxresdefault.jpg 120 KB JPG >HAWK TUAH >*makes a million dollars* TALK TUAH

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It's a constant process Anon, be patient | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 245 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 09:52:01 No.79095977 >Listened to advice on the internet and cleaned my room >Don't feel any better >Listen to advice on the internet and exercise >Just feel tired and no better 5 Replies View Thread
⠀ Anonymous 245 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 09:52:01 No.79095977 >Listened to advice on the internet and cleaned my room >Don't feel any better >Listen to advice on the internet and exercise >Just feel tired and no better 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon is thick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Thick of it 61 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 13:34:52 No.925816669 >No drama. >No negativity. >Makes fun video's to watch while eating. >Posting videos since more than a decade but still looks the same. >Always thanks his fan's for the things he achieved. Is fazerug the ultimate gigachad of og youtuber's how does he do it??
Anonymous Thick of it 61 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 13:34:52 No.925816669 >No drama. >No negativity. >Makes fun video's to watch while eating. >Posting videos since more than a decade but still looks the same. >Always thanks his fan's for the things he achieved. Is fazerug the ultimate gigachad of og youtuber's how does he do it??

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Anon is a confederate | /r/Greentext

Civil war subreddits Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)22:34:14 No.17164423 >>17164436 >>17164442 >>17164453 >>17164480 >Visit reddit looking for sources about the US civil war >Stumble upon communities that discuss the war in lax environments >Visit a neutral subreddit >Nothing but pictures of old battlefields and people discussing military tactics >Visit a pro-Confederate subreddit >Southern redditors calmly and peacefully sharing stories about what happened in their local town during and after the war >General sentiment is of pride in user's respective home states and reverence for their own ancestors >Nobody is spiteful or disrespectful to Union dead >Visit a pro-Union subreddit >Front page is all the same unfunny memes with pictures of Sherman with glowing eyes >See countless posts praising atrocities committed by Union troops and lionizing state terrorism against southern civilians >Comments are full of users lamenting that more innocent southerners were not killed or made homeless for no other reason than spite (all while professing to love America) How are they still this butthurt at men who've been dead for 160 years? The men who fought the war didn't even feel as strongly about it as they do. What causes them to be like this?
Civil war subreddits Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)22:34:14 No.17164423 >>17164436 >>17164442 >>17164453 >>17164480 >Visit reddit looking for sources about the US civil war >Stumble upon communities that discuss the war in lax environments >Visit a neutral subreddit >Nothing but pictures of old battlefields and people discussing military tactics >Visit a pro-Confederate subreddit >Southern redditors calmly and peacefully sharing stories about what happened in their local town during and after the war >General sentiment is of pride in user's respective home states and reverence for their own ancestors >Nobody is spiteful or disrespectful to Union dead >Visit a pro-Union subreddit >Front page is all the same unfunny memes with pictures of Sherman with glowing eyes >See countless posts praising atrocities committed by Union troops and lionizing state terrorism against southern civilians >Comments are full of users lamenting that more innocent southerners were not killed or made homeless for no other reason than spite (all while professing to love America) How are they still this butthurt at men who've been dead for 160 years? The men who fought the war didn't even feel as strongly about it as they do. What causes them to be like this?

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Joker Begins | /r/Greentext

File: Gaper.jpg (53 KB, 512x509) ☐ JOKER R--- EDITION Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)18:00:11 No.204289918 >You wanna know how I got this gape? My father, was a r----, and an a--- fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the dildo to her ass, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the dildo. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the dildo in my ass... "Let's put a gape in that ass."
File: Gaper.jpg (53 KB, 512x509) ☐ JOKER R--- EDITION Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)18:00:11 No.204289918 >You wanna know how I got this gape? My father, was a r----, and an a--- fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the dildo to her ass, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the dildo. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the dildo in my ass... "Let's put a gape in that ass."

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Anon discuss civil war | /r/Greentext

Board /his/ - History & Humanities Settings Mobile Home Anonymous Civil war subreddits 440 KB PNG 10/11/24(Fri)20:34:14 No. 17164423 >Visit reddit looking for sources about the US civil war >Stumble upon communities that discuss the war in lax environments >Visit a neutral subreddit >Nothing but pictures of old battlefields and people discussing military tactics >Visit a pro-Confederate subreddit >Southern redditors calmly and peacefully sharing stories about what happened in their local town during and after the war >General sentiment is of pride in user's respective home states and reverence for their own ancestors >Nobody is spiteful or disrespectful to Union dead >Visit a pro-Union subreddit >Front page is all the same unfunny memes with pictures of Sherman with glowing eyes >See countless posts praising atrocities committed by Union troops and lionizing state terrorism against southern civilians >Comments are full of users lamenting that more innocent southerners were not killed or made homeless for no other reason than spite (all while professing to love America) How are they still this butthurt at men who've been dead for 160 years? The men who fought the war didn't even feel as strongly about it as they do. What causes them to be like this?
Board /his/ - History & Humanities Settings Mobile Home Anonymous Civil war subreddits 440 KB PNG 10/11/24(Fri)20:34:14 No. 17164423 >Visit reddit looking for sources about the US civil war >Stumble upon communities that discuss the war in lax environments >Visit a neutral subreddit >Nothing but pictures of old battlefields and people discussing military tactics >Visit a pro-Confederate subreddit >Southern redditors calmly and peacefully sharing stories about what happened in their local town during and after the war >General sentiment is of pride in user's respective home states and reverence for their own ancestors >Nobody is spiteful or disrespectful to Union dead >Visit a pro-Union subreddit >Front page is all the same unfunny memes with pictures of Sherman with glowing eyes >See countless posts praising atrocities committed by Union troops and lionizing state terrorism against southern civilians >Comments are full of users lamenting that more innocent southerners were not killed or made homeless for no other reason than spite (all while professing to love America) How are they still this butthurt at men who've been dead for 160 years? The men who fought the war didn't even feel as strongly about it as they do. What causes them to be like this?

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This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

RETARD JUICE Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)23:01:42 No.925809099 >say "retard" to describe a retarded person in the 90s >no reaction >say "retard to describe a retarded person in the 2000s >OMG you d---. It's "mentally challenged" >say "mentally challenged" to describe a retarded person in the 2010s >wow, are you seriously suggesting they're inferior? It's called "differently abled", you f------ bigot. What do you guys think the next term for "retard" will be?
RETARD JUICE Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)23:01:42 No.925809099 >say "retard" to describe a retarded person in the 90s >no reaction >say "retard to describe a retarded person in the 2000s >OMG you d---. It's "mentally challenged" >say "mentally challenged" to describe a retarded person in the 2010s >wow, are you seriously suggesting they're inferior? It's called "differently abled", you f------ bigot. What do you guys think the next term for "retard" will be?

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But there's no guide to follow irl | /r/Greentext

14 TUESDAY Makoto And... I've been waiting for you for so long. December_Screenshot_2017_05_10_23_32_29.0 (1).jpg 183 KB JPG W-- bros is getting a gf actually this easy >Just go on a date >Say right things >??? >Win!
14 TUESDAY Makoto And... I've been waiting for you for so long. December_Screenshot_2017_05_10_23_32_29.0 (1).jpg 183 KB JPG W-- bros is getting a gf actually this easy >Just go on a date >Say right things >??? >Win!

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Burning bridges | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F------ hypocrites 67 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 04:15:20 No.79095650 >Be me, 30 and agnostic. >My family and relatives are a mix of Muslims and Christians >They are somewhere between conservatives and liberals >One of my cousins is 24 and a very entitled spoiled bitch who claims to be "following strict Islamic rules" >Normally I'd not give a f---, each to their own >But this bitch, has a butchered lips because of fillers >Has a septum piercing Her clothing are somewhere within not so revealing and conservative, but very tight. To the point I can see her panties outlines and if she wearing pj's, her panties are very obvious and kinda see through. >Some random religious topics comes up during a family gathering. >She asks me, hey anon you are an atheist, you know you are going to hell right? >I tell her, no anonita, I'm an agnostic there is a difference, and you are the last person to talk about religion and act religious. >The bitch gets so furious, and gives me a deathstare, and leaves to another room. >Her father comes up to me and whisper, anon I thought you were a man, and I was hoping you would propose to my daughter in the future, but you showed your true colours. little did she know, I actually saw her a few times with a couple guys, and I know one of them and according to him they were having a--- sex exclusively, does this w---- really think she in position of lecturing me about religion? And why is it always these type of people? W----- and corrupt s--------, who thinks they are good? P.S: she looks like pic rel.
Anonymous F------ hypocrites 67 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 04:15:20 No.79095650 >Be me, 30 and agnostic. >My family and relatives are a mix of Muslims and Christians >They are somewhere between conservatives and liberals >One of my cousins is 24 and a very entitled spoiled bitch who claims to be "following strict Islamic rules" >Normally I'd not give a f---, each to their own >But this bitch, has a butchered lips because of fillers >Has a septum piercing Her clothing are somewhere within not so revealing and conservative, but very tight. To the point I can see her panties outlines and if she wearing pj's, her panties are very obvious and kinda see through. >Some random religious topics comes up during a family gathering. >She asks me, hey anon you are an atheist, you know you are going to hell right? >I tell her, no anonita, I'm an agnostic there is a difference, and you are the last person to talk about religion and act religious. >The bitch gets so furious, and gives me a deathstare, and leaves to another room. >Her father comes up to me and whisper, anon I thought you were a man, and I was hoping you would propose to my daughter in the future, but you showed your true colours. little did she know, I actually saw her a few times with a couple guys, and I know one of them and according to him they were having a--- sex exclusively, does this w---- really think she in position of lecturing me about religion? And why is it always these type of people? W----- and corrupt s--------, who thinks they are good? P.S: she looks like pic rel.

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The end of heartache | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 436 KB JPG me the entire time 10/12/24(Sat)03:43:59 No.79095350 >be me, 22. >was on here from 18 because had been rejected by girls for years >met multiple girls and f----- them since >my first was one who i flew to visit, met her family etc >turned out she had been cheating on >wait 2 more years as I have absolutely no trust >try again >same thing happens >have now reached a point where I legitimately do not want to date any girl as I genuinely do not trust them nor can I see the point in investing time into something when it'll end in regret. >have finally learned to actually be happy doing things for myself >positive experience as there is no more fantasy about what a relationship is like >no longer treat girls differently online that I meet, if anything have no interest talking to them >fixed
: Anonymous 436 KB JPG me the entire time 10/12/24(Sat)03:43:59 No.79095350 >be me, 22. >was on here from 18 because had been rejected by girls for years >met multiple girls and f----- them since >my first was one who i flew to visit, met her family etc >turned out she had been cheating on >wait 2 more years as I have absolutely no trust >try again >same thing happens >have now reached a point where I legitimately do not want to date any girl as I genuinely do not trust them nor can I see the point in investing time into something when it'll end in regret. >have finally learned to actually be happy doing things for myself >positive experience as there is no more fantasy about what a relationship is like >no longer treat girls differently online that I meet, if anything have no interest talking to them >fixed

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Rushing hours | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 42 KB JPG with it >c-- all over it 10/12/24(Sat)03:29:32 No.79095185 >be me in my lecture hall >girl i like left and left behind her hoodie >after everyone had left i went over and grabbed her hoodie and stuffed it into my messenger bag >i rushed home and immediately began sniffing it and masturbating >post nut clarity hit me like a truck >realized what i just did bros w-- do i do??? do i return the hoodie? throw it away?
: Anonymous 42 KB JPG with it >c-- all over it 10/12/24(Sat)03:29:32 No.79095185 >be me in my lecture hall >girl i like left and left behind her hoodie >after everyone had left i went over and grabbed her hoodie and stuffed it into my messenger bag >i rushed home and immediately began sniffing it and masturbating >post nut clarity hit me like a truck >realized what i just did bros w-- do i do??? do i return the hoodie? throw it away?

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Uncontrollably addictive | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 60 KB PNG 10/12/24(Sat)03:11:21 No.79095042 >nearly all of girls my age are p--- addicts >they love choking, spanking, rough, spitting in mouth >the things i said above are getting so normalized that its associated with casual sex f------ p--- addict gooners. i complained about it because i want to get tied in a chair and edged till i c-- whenever they want. how can i find orgasm control gf. i had enough of "choking, spitting in mouth" npc bimbos
Anonymous 60 KB PNG 10/12/24(Sat)03:11:21 No.79095042 >nearly all of girls my age are p--- addicts >they love choking, spanking, rough, spitting in mouth >the things i said above are getting so normalized that its associated with casual sex f------ p--- addict gooners. i complained about it because i want to get tied in a chair and edged till i c-- whenever they want. how can i find orgasm control gf. i had enough of "choking, spitting in mouth" npc bimbos

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Act of disrespect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 178 KB PNG 10/12/24(Sat)03:26:24 No.79095164 >be me, smoking weed that my dad gave me >dad comes into my room >hey anon can you wash the dishes and clean your room >I can't help it, I start screaming at him >NO F--- YOU I CANT DO THE DISHES YOU KNOW IT MAKES MY ECZEMA FLARE UP why cant my stupid boomer father umderstand i need to smoke weed instead the dish soap makes my eczema flare up i hate my parents so much what about you anon do you hate your parents
Anonymous 178 KB PNG 10/12/24(Sat)03:26:24 No.79095164 >be me, smoking weed that my dad gave me >dad comes into my room >hey anon can you wash the dishes and clean your room >I can't help it, I start screaming at him >NO F--- YOU I CANT DO THE DISHES YOU KNOW IT MAKES MY ECZEMA FLARE UP why cant my stupid boomer father umderstand i need to smoke weed instead the dish soap makes my eczema flare up i hate my parents so much what about you anon do you hate your parents

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Anon gets free protein | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 172 KB PNG patty >Be me >At McDonalds >Order burger >Recieve burger 10/11/24(Fri)17:44:27 No.79093967 >Take burger out of wrapping >Eat the meat patty >Take it back around the drive through >Tell them they forgot the meat >They take it back and give me one with a meat >MFW I got free protein
Anonymous 172 KB PNG patty >Be me >At McDonalds >Order burger >Recieve burger 10/11/24(Fri)17:44:27 No.79093967 >Take burger out of wrapping >Eat the meat patty >Take it back around the drive through >Tell them they forgot the meat >They take it back and give me one with a meat >MFW I got free protein

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Beginning of the end | /r/Greentext

File: PhotoCollage 1728398656834.jpg (2.69 MB, 3072x2048) ☐ The fall of Italian - American Mafia Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)07:02:17 >>17154526 >>17154748 >>17155153 >>17155161 >>17155198 >>17155244 >>17155482 >>17 >Mafia bosses in 1940's Billionaires >Mafia bosses in 2000's Barely worth a couple million dollars What went wrong? When did the ItaloAmerican organized crime become so decadent?
File: PhotoCollage 1728398656834.jpg (2.69 MB, 3072x2048) ☐ The fall of Italian - American Mafia Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)07:02:17 >>17154526 >>17154748 >>17155153 >>17155161 >>17155198 >>17155244 >>17155482 >>17 >Mafia bosses in 1940's Billionaires >Mafia bosses in 2000's Barely worth a couple million dollars What went wrong? When did the ItaloAmerican organized crime become so decadent?

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Enchanted David and Goliath scenario | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/24(Fri)05:01:51 No.204129648 9928851fb509dcaecb48a8e3b8ab54c9.jpg 536 KB JPG >infinitely spawn a million orcs/trolls armies with equipment and breaching tools >big massive dog beasts >Giant f------ eye to see all enemies >wringwraiths >flying monsters nazgul that sweep hundreds of guys >shines his flashlight at them as the only defence >"don't be a p---- stand and fight!" Was he retarded? why didn't he get the go ahead to summon f------ meteors and lightning bolts from the sky? were they retarded? >"bro just inspire them lol" f------ retarded
: Anonymous 10/04/24(Fri)05:01:51 No.204129648 9928851fb509dcaecb48a8e3b8ab54c9.jpg 536 KB JPG >infinitely spawn a million orcs/trolls armies with equipment and breaching tools >big massive dog beasts >Giant f------ eye to see all enemies >wringwraiths >flying monsters nazgul that sweep hundreds of guys >shines his flashlight at them as the only defence >"don't be a p---- stand and fight!" Was he retarded? why didn't he get the go ahead to summon f------ meteors and lightning bolts from the sky? were they retarded? >"bro just inspire them lol" f------ retarded

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This is your chance Anon, grab it bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Bandisoft.com 10/11/24(Fri)16:27:48 No.79088444 what's the easiest way to have a korean or japanese gf as indian guy? 3.74 MB GIF 14 Replies : Anonymous View Thread LMAO A PAJEET 10/11/24(Fri)21:21:34 No.79089969 Kill yourself and throw an atomic bomb on your IIIIII "country". : Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)22:53:09 No.79090604 kill yourself and hope for a better race : Anonymous >>79088444 (OP) # 10/11/24(Fri)23:46:32 No.79090968 Indians are literally at the bottom of the barrel yet expect the best. You have a better chance with me, anon. Just don't stink and be weird. >t. racist black woman, NEET, lives with parents >>79091005 # : Anonymous >>79090968 # >racist black woman do you hate whites? >>79091017 # 10/11/24(Fri)23:52:26 No.79091005
: Anonymous Bandisoft.com 10/11/24(Fri)16:27:48 No.79088444 what's the easiest way to have a korean or japanese gf as indian guy? 3.74 MB GIF 14 Replies : Anonymous View Thread LMAO A PAJEET 10/11/24(Fri)21:21:34 No.79089969 Kill yourself and throw an atomic bomb on your IIIIII "country". : Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)22:53:09 No.79090604 kill yourself and hope for a better race : Anonymous >>79088444 (OP) # 10/11/24(Fri)23:46:32 No.79090968 Indians are literally at the bottom of the barrel yet expect the best. You have a better chance with me, anon. Just don't stink and be weird. >t. racist black woman, NEET, lives with parents >>79091005 # : Anonymous >>79090968 # >racist black woman do you hate whites? >>79091017 # 10/11/24(Fri)23:52:26 No.79091005

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