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: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 16:39:11 No.79099892 >5 mins ago >just chilling >lost in thoughts >try to think about memories i had other than high school >all i remember is being on pc >i unironically CANT remember anything worthy >life after 2020 is fully blank >i wasted my youth

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Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.

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: Anonymous Embracer Group EVERY STUDIO EMBRACER GROUP 203 KB JPG OWNS 10/10/24(Thu)11:32:47 No.925718581 >be Embracer Group >have infinite money glitch for some reason >start buying a s--- ton of game studios >suddenly realize they don't have infinite helicopter money >start to sell/close those studios What was their envisioned endgame, /b/ros?

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: Anonymous 10/05/24(Sat) 17:38:16 No.204185841 "HAWK TUAH!" maxresdefault.jpg 120 KB JPG >HAWK TUAH >*makes a million dollars* TALK TUAH

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⠀ Anonymous 245 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 09:52:01 No.79095977 >Listened to advice on the internet and cleaned my room >Don't feel any better >Listen to advice on the internet and exercise >Just feel tired and no better 5 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous Thick of it 61 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 13:34:52 No.925816669 >No drama. >No negativity. >Makes fun video's to watch while eating. >Posting videos since more than a decade but still looks the same. >Always thanks his fan's for the things he achieved. Is fazerug the ultimate gigachad of og youtuber's how does he do it??

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Civil war subreddits Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)22:34:14 No.17164423 >>17164436 >>17164442 >>17164453 >>17164480 >Visit reddit looking for sources about the US civil war >Stumble upon communities that discuss the war in lax environments >Visit a neutral subreddit >Nothing but pictures of old battlefields and people discussing military tactics >Visit a pro-Confederate subreddit >Southern redditors calmly and peacefully sharing stories about what happened in their local town during and after the war >General sentiment is of pride in user's respective home states and reverence for their own ancestors >Nobody is spiteful or disrespectful to Union dead >Visit a pro-Union subreddit >Front page is all the same unfunny memes with pictures of Sherman with glowing eyes >See countless posts praising atrocities committed by Union troops and lionizing state terrorism against southern civilians >Comments are full of users lamenting that more innocent southerners were not killed or made homeless for no other reason than spite (all while professing to love America) How are they still this butthurt at men who've been dead for 160 years? The men who fought the war didn't even feel as strongly about it as they do. What causes them to be like this?

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File: Gaper.jpg (53 KB, 512x509) ☐ JOKER R--- EDITION Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)18:00:11 No.204289918 >You wanna know how I got this gape? My father, was a r----, and an a--- fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the dildo to her ass, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the dildo. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the dildo in my ass... "Let's put a gape in that ass."

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Board /his/ - History & Humanities Settings Mobile Home Anonymous Civil war subreddits 440 KB PNG 10/11/24(Fri)20:34:14 No. 17164423 >Visit reddit looking for sources about the US civil war >Stumble upon communities that discuss the war in lax environments >Visit a neutral subreddit >Nothing but pictures of old battlefields and people discussing military tactics >Visit a pro-Confederate subreddit >Southern redditors calmly and peacefully sharing stories about what happened in their local town during and after the war >General sentiment is of pride in user's respective home states and reverence for their own ancestors >Nobody is spiteful or disrespectful to Union dead >Visit a pro-Union subreddit >Front page is all the same unfunny memes with pictures of Sherman with glowing eyes >See countless posts praising atrocities committed by Union troops and lionizing state terrorism against southern civilians >Comments are full of users lamenting that more innocent southerners were not killed or made homeless for no other reason than spite (all while professing to love America) How are they still this butthurt at men who've been dead for 160 years? The men who fought the war didn't even feel as strongly about it as they do. What causes them to be like this?

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RETARD JUICE Anonymous 10/11/24(Fri)23:01:42 No.925809099 >say "retard" to describe a retarded person in the 90s >no reaction >say "retard to describe a retarded person in the 2000s >OMG you d---. It's "mentally challenged" >say "mentally challenged" to describe a retarded person in the 2010s >wow, are you seriously suggesting they're inferior? It's called "differently abled", you f------ bigot. What do you guys think the next term for "retard" will be?

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Anonymous F------ hypocrites 67 KB JPG 10/12/24(Sat) 04:15:20 No.79095650 >Be me, 30 and agnostic. >My family and relatives are a mix of Muslims and Christians >They are somewhere between conservatives and liberals >One of my cousins is 24 and a very entitled spoiled bitch who claims to be "following strict Islamic rules" >Normally I'd not give a f---, each to their own >But this bitch, has a butchered lips because of fillers >Has a septum piercing Her clothing are somewhere within not so revealing and conservative, but very tight. To the point I can see her panties outlines and if she wearing pj's, her panties are very obvious and kinda see through. >Some random religious topics comes up during a family gathering. >She asks me, hey anon you are an atheist, you know you are going to hell right? >I tell her, no anonita, I'm an agnostic there is a difference, and you are the last person to talk about religion and act religious. >The bitch gets so furious, and gives me a deathstare, and leaves to another room. >Her father comes up to me and whisper, anon I thought you were a man, and I was hoping you would propose to my daughter in the future, but you showed your true colours. little did she know, I actually saw her a few times with a couple guys, and I know one of them and according to him they were having a--- sex exclusively, does this w---- really think she in position of lecturing me about religion? And why is it always these type of people? W----- and corrupt s--------, who thinks they are good? P.S: she looks like pic rel.

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: Anonymous 436 KB JPG me the entire time 10/12/24(Sat)03:43:59 No.79095350 >be me, 22. >was on here from 18 because had been rejected by girls for years >met multiple girls and f----- them since >my first was one who i flew to visit, met her family etc >turned out she had been cheating on >wait 2 more years as I have absolutely no trust >try again >same thing happens >have now reached a point where I legitimately do not want to date any girl as I genuinely do not trust them nor can I see the point in investing time into something when it'll end in regret. >have finally learned to actually be happy doing things for myself >positive experience as there is no more fantasy about what a relationship is like >no longer treat girls differently online that I meet, if anything have no interest talking to them >fixed

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: Anonymous 42 KB JPG with it >c-- all over it 10/12/24(Sat)03:29:32 No.79095185 >be me in my lecture hall >girl i like left and left behind her hoodie >after everyone had left i went over and grabbed her hoodie and stuffed it into my messenger bag >i rushed home and immediately began sniffing it and masturbating >post nut clarity hit me like a truck >realized what i just did bros w-- do i do??? do i return the hoodie? throw it away?

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