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Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---
Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)19:48:00 No.10877907 >reading Plato on the subway >Parmenides, struggling to understand >black guy next to me glances over >"Are you an intellectual?" >"Not really." >"That's why you read Plato" >he smiles and leaves a few stations later >come home and try thinking of comebacks in the shower what the f---

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Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113 ➤ > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar.png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin" > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky 'ere" > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off > "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector > Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag > Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a fine mist
Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113 ➤ > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar.png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin" > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky 'ere" > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off > "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector > Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag > Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a fine mist

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Anon almost gets catfished | /r/Greentext

for me when i needed her and stuff Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)17:39:24 No.31979955 >be me >20 yo >be lonely for 1 year, trying to get girls on dating applications, getting ghosted even by ugly girls >start talking with people on discord for english improving >find this girl from another continent, qt3.14 8/10, would not be able to pull this girl in my country (3rd world btw) that easy >we exchange pictures, i told her that she's cute and she tolds me that im handsome >immediately starts e-dating her >it's not just that she lived 10000 km's away from me, but she was taking like 9 hours to answer my messages, she was never >almost don't have any other options, so stay with her for 8 months >a few days ago i blocked her everywhere You're probably gonna say that im super retarded for spending such a long time in a virtual relationship like this, but believe me guys, i was so lonely and was struggling so much to get a girl that when this girl gave the interest to me that i haven't had in so long, i got so attached. Did i get manipulated for 8 months? Btw before you say she was a golddigger, I'm from a poor country as well
for me when i needed her and stuff Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)17:39:24 No.31979955 >be me >20 yo >be lonely for 1 year, trying to get girls on dating applications, getting ghosted even by ugly girls >start talking with people on discord for english improving >find this girl from another continent, qt3.14 8/10, would not be able to pull this girl in my country (3rd world btw) that easy >we exchange pictures, i told her that she's cute and she tolds me that im handsome >immediately starts e-dating her >it's not just that she lived 10000 km's away from me, but she was taking like 9 hours to answer my messages, she was never >almost don't have any other options, so stay with her for 8 months >a few days ago i blocked her everywhere You're probably gonna say that im super retarded for spending such a long time in a virtual relationship like this, but believe me guys, i was so lonely and was struggling so much to get a girl that when this girl gave the interest to me that i haven't had in so long, i got so attached. Did i get manipulated for 8 months? Btw before you say she was a golddigger, I'm from a poor country as well

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Utt anger_m(...).png (405 KB, Vacationing in Europe vs USA Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)14:19:41 No.202117360 >>20211745 >Vacationing in Europe last year >Nobody smiles or seems happy >People look away when you make eye contact >Streets full of crossdressers and people dressed in weird clothing >No children at play, only dogs (child replacements) >Everybody lives in commieblock apartments >No recreational facilities besides some zoomers playing techno music in their shitbox apartments >Clerks and customer service act rude and uninterested in me >People roll their eyes and correct me when I try to speak the language >Had to leave early because I lost my glasses and nobody helped me find them >Vacationing in America right now >Everyone is smiling and happy in the streets >People say 'hello' when you pass them on the street >Streets full of respectable looking people dressed nicely >Children at playgrounds everywhere you look >Everybody lives in suburban houses >Clubs, theaters, game parks, casinos, America has it all >Clerks and customer service are always cheerful and make conversations >People are patient and understanding of my accent >Black youths selling cheap snacks and water bottles in the street >Lost my wallet yesterday, nice old lady gave me $65 to catch the bus back to my hotel room and get something to eat >Police officer hand delivered it back to my hotel room 5 minutes ago I f------ kneel. This is the based country. Yuropoors, step your f------ game up you miserable f------.
Utt anger_m(...).png (405 KB, Vacationing in Europe vs USA Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)14:19:41 No.202117360 >>20211745 >Vacationing in Europe last year >Nobody smiles or seems happy >People look away when you make eye contact >Streets full of crossdressers and people dressed in weird clothing >No children at play, only dogs (child replacements) >Everybody lives in commieblock apartments >No recreational facilities besides some zoomers playing techno music in their shitbox apartments >Clerks and customer service act rude and uninterested in me >People roll their eyes and correct me when I try to speak the language >Had to leave early because I lost my glasses and nobody helped me find them >Vacationing in America right now >Everyone is smiling and happy in the streets >People say 'hello' when you pass them on the street >Streets full of respectable looking people dressed nicely >Children at playgrounds everywhere you look >Everybody lives in suburban houses >Clubs, theaters, game parks, casinos, America has it all >Clerks and customer service are always cheerful and make conversations >People are patient and understanding of my accent >Black youths selling cheap snacks and water bottles in the street >Lost my wallet yesterday, nice old lady gave me $65 to catch the bus back to my hotel room and get something to eat >Police officer hand delivered it back to my hotel room 5 minutes ago I f------ kneel. This is the based country. Yuropoors, step your f------ game up you miserable f------.

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Anon is mad at primatologists | /r/Greentext

File: Ring-tailed-lemur-main.png (652 KB, 600x600) Retarded biologists got me shaved Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:40:36 No.4873503 I'm not racist or anything but this time at uni I said a black dude looked like a lemur because he was really needing some sleep. He didn't think anything of it but a girl overheard us and she raised her tone at me because I had compared him to a monkey. I thought she was retarded and said that lemurs were marsupials, not monkeys. She doubled down. People were very silent on our surroundings but I could tell most people agreed with me that lemurs were marsupials. I told her to google it and that I'd shave my beard if lemurs were monkeys. Lemurs are monkeys. Apparently carrying your baby in a skin pocket isn't enough to consider an animal a marsupial. Instead it's some embrionary b------- that I don't quite understand that characterizes marsupials. Who the f--- thought that was a good idea? Lemurs don't even look like monkeys. They just look like meerkats' ghosts. This is not a "hysterical sjw" story, no one got quite mad at me because out 100 people only 1 will know that lemurs are monkeys. But I did have to go back to looking 15yo and now I'll only be able to f--- p-------- cougars. It will take me 14 months to have a respectable beard because of my genes.
File: Ring-tailed-lemur-main.png (652 KB, 600x600) Retarded biologists got me shaved Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)07:40:36 No.4873503 I'm not racist or anything but this time at uni I said a black dude looked like a lemur because he was really needing some sleep. He didn't think anything of it but a girl overheard us and she raised her tone at me because I had compared him to a monkey. I thought she was retarded and said that lemurs were marsupials, not monkeys. She doubled down. People were very silent on our surroundings but I could tell most people agreed with me that lemurs were marsupials. I told her to google it and that I'd shave my beard if lemurs were monkeys. Lemurs are monkeys. Apparently carrying your baby in a skin pocket isn't enough to consider an animal a marsupial. Instead it's some embrionary b------- that I don't quite understand that characterizes marsupials. Who the f--- thought that was a good idea? Lemurs don't even look like monkeys. They just look like meerkats' ghosts. This is not a "hysterical sjw" story, no one got quite mad at me because out 100 people only 1 will know that lemurs are monkeys. But I did have to go back to looking 15yo and now I'll only be able to f--- p-------- cougars. It will take me 14 months to have a respectable beard because of my genes.

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Anon has no games | /r/Greentext

File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)14:53:14 No.688420208 ►>>688421264 >>68842135 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC IT'S SO HARD TO SEE (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)14:53:14 No.688420208 ►>>688421264 >>68842135 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC IT'S SO HARD TO SEE (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

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Never Forget | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:03:36 No.160652277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in?...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?
Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:03:36 No.160652277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in?...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?

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☐ Anonymous (ID: ZgZkL7RR) 09/10/24(Tue)21:51:44 No.481250321 File: 1716901802300682.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) WHAT THE F--- IS HE DOING
☐ Anonymous (ID: ZgZkL7RR) 09/10/24(Tue)21:51:44 No.481250321 File: 1716901802300682.jpg (27 KB, 600x600) WHAT THE F--- IS HE DOING

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: Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri) 07:52:52 No. 197940 CD0795A7-6846-4FDB-A2E6-DA2A6B4500E2.jpg 513 KB JPG >be me >practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu twice a week for 2 years >train with people who haven't been there as long as me for the 2 days I was there this week >They know the f------ technique better than me >Rub salt in the wound by trying to lecture me how to do the techniques properly instead of getting a more experienced gym member >Feel shame for my godawful Jiu-Jitsu : Anonymous Quit. Now. >>197943 # 05/17/24(Fri)07:56:59 No.197941
: Anonymous 05/17/24(Fri) 07:52:52 No. 197940 CD0795A7-6846-4FDB-A2E6-DA2A6B4500E2.jpg 513 KB JPG >be me >practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu twice a week for 2 years >train with people who haven't been there as long as me for the 2 days I was there this week >They know the f------ technique better than me >Rub salt in the wound by trying to lecture me how to do the techniques properly instead of getting a more experienced gym member >Feel shame for my godawful Jiu-Jitsu : Anonymous Quit. Now. >>197943 # 05/17/24(Fri)07:56:59 No.197941

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"It was a different time." | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:46:56 No.202121441 File: 1474415531781.jpg (90 KB, 680x469) DAILY BUGLE HERO NO MENACE? >>202120781 (OP). >I remember 9/11. Sat right at that window and watched people on the top floor take swan dives. Took bets on how many would wind up looking like a spilled lasagna. I s--- you not... I was only two jumpers away from winning the office pool. Then the damn thing collapsed. Anyway, let's get back to Spider-Man. Jesus f------ christ Rami
☐ Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)19:46:56 No.202121441 File: 1474415531781.jpg (90 KB, 680x469) DAILY BUGLE HERO NO MENACE? >>202120781 (OP). >I remember 9/11. Sat right at that window and watched people on the top floor take swan dives. Took bets on how many would wind up looking like a spilled lasagna. I s--- you not... I was only two jumpers away from winning the office pool. Then the damn thing collapsed. Anyway, let's get back to Spider-Man. Jesus f------ christ Rami

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Is it really this simple? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)15:03:10 No.687743827 Travelling My streng Neuras Just leave it t ユーファ 竜神様の巫女の 『ユーファ』 で 魔道器屋の女 改めて、 この店と、 経験豊富そうな兵 驚いたな・・・ Basilio You've got a but I'm sure 1696253718873523.jpg 1.5 MB JPG >make game with a diverse cast of characters >don't make them all hideous >no one complains Is that all it takes?
Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)15:03:10 No.687743827 Travelling My streng Neuras Just leave it t ユーファ 竜神様の巫女の 『ユーファ』 で 魔道器屋の女 改めて、 この店と、 経験豊富そうな兵 驚いたな・・・ Basilio You've got a but I'm sure 1696253718873523.jpg 1.5 MB JPG >make game with a diverse cast of characters >don't make them all hideous >no one complains Is that all it takes?

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File: 1726018242845275.png (344 KB, 773x859) PBS NEWS SPECIAL Anonymous (ID: k/BbYk5t) 09/10/24(Tue)23:08:08 No.481267194 >THE MAN ON THE TV SAID THEY WERE EATING THE DOGS h--------. who would vote for this deranged lunatic? Anonymous (ID: WgW+w4L+ No.481267672 ► 09/10/24(Tue)23:11:18 File: CLEAN IT UP JANNIE.webm (1.79 MB, 1280x720) >>481267194 (OP) >EATING DOGS >WORKING CLASS DOGS >SAD! LIVE NEWS 2024 PRES people th
File: 1726018242845275.png (344 KB, 773x859) PBS NEWS SPECIAL Anonymous (ID: k/BbYk5t) 09/10/24(Tue)23:08:08 No.481267194 >THE MAN ON THE TV SAID THEY WERE EATING THE DOGS h--------. who would vote for this deranged lunatic? Anonymous (ID: WgW+w4L+ No.481267672 ► 09/10/24(Tue)23:11:18 File: CLEAN IT UP JANNIE.webm (1.79 MB, 1280x720) >>481267194 (OP) >EATING DOGS >WORKING CLASS DOGS >SAD! LIVE NEWS 2024 PRES people th

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Anon ponders on a alternative American reality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZbзhUq01) what if osama targeted the IRS(...) 09/06/24(Fri)19:13:38 No.480805663 >alt timeline >osama for some reason believes attacking IRS offices would be more efficient against the US 667 KB JPG >during 9/11 instead of attacking the twin towers al qaeda attacks and destroys IRS offices across the country >at least 40% of IRS property is either damaged or destroyed how would Americans react to this 9/11? Anonymous (ID: U0DM+S9U) 09/06/24(Fri)19:14:55 No.480805750 Osama did literally nothing wrong.
Anonymous (ID: ZbзhUq01) what if osama targeted the IRS(...) 09/06/24(Fri)19:13:38 No.480805663 >alt timeline >osama for some reason believes attacking IRS offices would be more efficient against the US 667 KB JPG >during 9/11 instead of attacking the twin towers al qaeda attacks and destroys IRS offices across the country >at least 40% of IRS property is either damaged or destroyed how would Americans react to this 9/11? Anonymous (ID: U0DM+S9U) 09/06/24(Fri)19:14:55 No.480805750 Osama did literally nothing wrong.

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Once in a console Generation | /r/Greentext

K Ps5Pro moment Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)19:29:01 No.688434102 AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING A PS5 AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING A 4K TV AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING PLAYSTATION PLUS AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING ASTROS PLAYROOM AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Well where are all the games?" LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN ONCE IN A GENERATION, WITH NO GAMES TO PLAY AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WHAT IS THERE TO PLAY?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WHERE ARE THOSE CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES?" AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF "This is not the rest of the gen" AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF "This is not the end of backwards compatibility" LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN ONCE IN A GENERATION, WITH NO GAMES TO PLAY SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS GAMES PORTING AND EXCLUSIVES REMOVING THERE IS ASTROS PLAYROOM AT THE END OF THE GENNERATION REMOVE THE EXCLUSIVES FROM THE LAST GENNERATION LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN UNDER ALL THE PORTS THERE IS ASTROS PLAYROOM LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "What is that pro console?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Why is the disk drive sold separately?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Why wouldnt I just spend that on a PC?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BOUGHT?"
K Ps5Pro moment Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)19:29:01 No.688434102 AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING A PS5 AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING A 4K TV AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING PLAYSTATION PLUS AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BUYING ASTROS PLAYROOM AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Well where are all the games?" LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN ONCE IN A GENERATION, WITH NO GAMES TO PLAY AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WHAT IS THERE TO PLAY?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "WHERE ARE THOSE CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES?" AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF "This is not the rest of the gen" AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF "This is not the end of backwards compatibility" LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN ONCE IN A GENERATION, WITH NO GAMES TO PLAY SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS >SAME AS IT EVER WAS GAMES PORTING AND EXCLUSIVES REMOVING THERE IS ASTROS PLAYROOM AT THE END OF THE GENNERATION REMOVE THE EXCLUSIVES FROM THE LAST GENNERATION LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN UNDER ALL THE PORTS THERE IS ASTROS PLAYROOM LETTING THE GAMES GO BY, PORTING RIGHT TO PC LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WAITING FOR EXCLUSIVES INTO THE STORE AGAIN, AFTER YOUR PAY HAS COME IN AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "What is that pro console?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Why is the disk drive sold separately?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "Why wouldnt I just spend that on a PC?" AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF "MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BOUGHT?"

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What Anon thinks of Chappell Roan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)17:46:05 No.123556837 >actively court a "queer" (aka mentally ill) audience >act surprised when fans act mentally ill Give it 6 months, she'll be as vanilla as Taylor Swift. 103 KB JPG Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)17:49:47 No.123556878 yeah, this racket is so obvious and so transparent. betcha can't recall the name in 3 years Anonymous >>123556878 Sophie Turner I think 09/10/24(Tue)17:50:46 No.123556893
Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)17:46:05 No.123556837 >actively court a "queer" (aka mentally ill) audience >act surprised when fans act mentally ill Give it 6 months, she'll be as vanilla as Taylor Swift. 103 KB JPG Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)17:49:47 No.123556878 yeah, this racket is so obvious and so transparent. betcha can't recall the name in 3 years Anonymous >>123556878 Sophie Turner I think 09/10/24(Tue)17:50:46 No.123556893

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(Sony Lost) In The End | /r/Greentext

File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)16:53:14 No.688420208 >>688421264 >>688421354 >>688421586 >>688421625 >>688421751 >>688421776 >>688422014 >>688422127 >>688422745 >>688423132 >>688423285 >>688423350 >>688423917 >>688423971 >>688424029 >>688424051 >>688424424 >>688424778 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 >>688432663 >>688438512 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT'S SO HARD TO SEE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES
File: [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffile(...).jpg (44 KB, 685x618) ☐ Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)16:53:14 No.688420208 >>688421264 >>688421354 >>688421586 >>688421625 >>688421751 >>688421776 >>688422014 >>688422127 >>688422745 >>688423132 >>688423285 >>688423350 >>688423917 >>688423971 >>688424029 >>688424051 >>688424424 >>688424778 >>688426468 >>688426637 >>688426740 >>688427280 >>688429648 >>688430945 >>688432392 >>688432663 >>688438512 ONE GAME, WITHOUT A DRIVE IT'S SO HARD TO SEE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU RAISE THE PRICE KEEP IT IN MIND THAT THEY OPTIMIZE BY UPSCALING WITH AI (AND THAT'S ALL THEY SHOWED) FRAMES ARE A VALUABLE THING WATCH EM GO DOWN AS THE CHARACTER SWINGS WATCH THEM TRY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH PC (IT'S MADE IN UNREAL) DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW THREW THE CONSOLE STAND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW THIRTY DOLLARS MORE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO PLAY IN 4K I SPENT ALL MY TIME INSIDE NOW THE PRICES ARE ALL HIKED, ALL I SEE ARE PORTS JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY, OF A TIME WHEN I CRIED SO HARD, FOR NEXT GEN GAMES BUT IN THE END, IT'S ALL JUST THE SAME I PAID SO MUCH, PLAYED CONCORD'S LAUNCH BUT IN THE END, IT'S JUST GOT NO GAMES

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Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)22:54:50 No.35001254 >>35001322 File: 1484692746857.jpg (65 KB, 601x601) > haiku due next week >havent even started it >still browsing 4chan Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)22:59:04 No.35001322 File: 1339576734600.jpg (90 KB, 452x477) >>35001254 I am now enlightened
Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)22:54:50 No.35001254 >>35001322 File: 1484692746857.jpg (65 KB, 601x601) > haiku due next week >havent even started it >still browsing 4chan Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)22:59:04 No.35001322 File: 1339576734600.jpg (90 KB, 452x477) >>35001254 I am now enlightened

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Money Well Spent | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: uQQ/Qx5b) ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/10/24(Tue)17:37:29 No.481218802 86 KB PNG >$916bn military budget >Spends $1200 per cup of coffee Anonymous (ID: QSv8fL8S) | 09/10/24(Tue)17:50:00 No.481219937 >spends 50000$ for one specific HMMWV screw
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: uQQ/Qx5b) ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/10/24(Tue)17:37:29 No.481218802 86 KB PNG >$916bn military budget >Spends $1200 per cup of coffee Anonymous (ID: QSv8fL8S) | 09/10/24(Tue)17:50:00 No.481219937 >spends 50000$ for one specific HMMWV screw

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Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)12:11:50 No.270709791 >Kills the strongest sorcerer in the world >Gets defeated by a 15 year old with three months of experience >shonentards call this good writing 486 KB PNG
Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)12:11:50 No.270709791 >Kills the strongest sorcerer in the world >Gets defeated by a 15 year old with three months of experience >shonentards call this good writing 486 KB PNG

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The joys of youth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher

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