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Anonymous 73 KB JPG 10/14/24(Mon)06:55:53 No.79117328 >Been working out >Going out to do yard work getting sun >Socialized and had a good time yesterday >Time away from this board for a while >Havent jerked off in days >Depression still hitting today Its not going to go away is it

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Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee
Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh
Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.
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