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:Anonymous dumb commie f--- 10/07/23(Sat)11:59:32 No.653348309 1679997082234759.png 932 KB PNG >corporations are LE BAD >even though science has advanced at a rate never seen before because of them >even though humans are venturing into space >even though Arasaka is about to unlock immortality >but trust me corps are totally LE BAD
:Anonymous dumb commie f--- 10/07/23(Sat)11:59:32 No.653348309 1679997082234759.png 932 KB PNG >corporations are LE BAD >even though science has advanced at a rate never seen before because of them >even though humans are venturing into space >even though Arasaka is about to unlock immortality >but trust me corps are totally LE BAD

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Anonymous C+☆ 47 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)20:58:35 No.74993317 >These three are single handedly responsible for ALMOST every major war, genocide and conflict on Earth over the past 1000 years >All 3 are slave-running, genocidal colonizer pest who thinks their version of the same fairytale is superior. >All 3 accuse each other of doing s--- they're all guilty of. it. These 3 have been nothing but a scourge on humanity. Literally every single s------- corner on this Earth has been molested by one of these 3 at some point. If humans are ever wiped out, I GURANTEE one of these 3 will be responsible for If you deleted Europeans, Arabs and jews from existence it would be the closest thing to peace on Earth. Prove me wrong
Anonymous C+☆ 47 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)20:58:35 No.74993317 >These three are single handedly responsible for ALMOST every major war, genocide and conflict on Earth over the past 1000 years >All 3 are slave-running, genocidal colonizer pest who thinks their version of the same fairytale is superior. >All 3 accuse each other of doing s--- they're all guilty of. it. These 3 have been nothing but a scourge on humanity. Literally every single s------- corner on this Earth has been molested by one of these 3 at some point. If humans are ever wiped out, I GURANTEE one of these 3 will be responsible for If you deleted Europeans, Arabs and jews from existence it would be the closest thing to peace on Earth. Prove me wrong

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Anon is unbreakable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 歡 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WANT YOU TWO TO MAKE BABIES RIGHT NOW, 73 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat) 18:16:29 No.74993067 >start going college >she starts asking if ive made any friends >yeah, i reply >she perks a brow and asks if they're guys or girls >im the only guy in a class of forty, so they're obviously girls >be me >child of a helicopter parent >mom always wants to know what ive done in a day >but she still wants me to say it for some reason >she starts pestering me for details on all of them >unwilling to give in because i just know she'll take it further >"we were just talking, anon" >"when you speak with someone you cant just take, you have to give as well." are all parents like this? seriously, i dont get the obsession >>74993093 # : Anonymous >>74993067 (OP) # >"when you speak with someone you cant just take, you have to give as well." What the f--- does that even mean? Your mom's retarded. 10/07/23(Sat) 18:18:25 No.74993082
: Anonymous 歡 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WANT YOU TWO TO MAKE BABIES RIGHT NOW, 73 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat) 18:16:29 No.74993067 >start going college >she starts asking if ive made any friends >yeah, i reply >she perks a brow and asks if they're guys or girls >im the only guy in a class of forty, so they're obviously girls >be me >child of a helicopter parent >mom always wants to know what ive done in a day >but she still wants me to say it for some reason >she starts pestering me for details on all of them >unwilling to give in because i just know she'll take it further >"we were just talking, anon" >"when you speak with someone you cant just take, you have to give as well." are all parents like this? seriously, i dont get the obsession >>74993093 # : Anonymous >>74993067 (OP) # >"when you speak with someone you cant just take, you have to give as well." What the f--- does that even mean? Your mom's retarded. 10/07/23(Sat) 18:18:25 No.74993082

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Choosing Compassion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous femanon here 31 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)13:33:18 No.74989643 >i have self loathing, narcissistic, and sociopathic tendencies >but i genuinely love and am attracted to men wat do? how do i fix this ;-; i don't want to be a bad person, i want to be capable of love+
Anonymous femanon here 31 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)13:33:18 No.74989643 >i have self loathing, narcissistic, and sociopathic tendencies >but i genuinely love and am attracted to men wat do? how do i fix this ;-; i don't want to be a bad person, i want to be capable of love+

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Anon's Library Adventures | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>40009573 (OP) # >be me 06/11/23(Sun)18:26:24 No.40014879 >retarded teen >go to library to have internet >draw ponies on ms paint >had people throw papers at me once >once a little girl passed me and said it looked cool >was too autistic to say thanks >now I draw ponies at home with my own internet I do have another story about a guy who wore a hand- drawn my little pony shirt to school. It had all of the Season 2-3 characters on it, made with Sharpies.
Anonymous >>40009573 (OP) # >be me 06/11/23(Sun)18:26:24 No.40014879 >retarded teen >go to library to have internet >draw ponies on ms paint >had people throw papers at me once >once a little girl passed me and said it looked cool >was too autistic to say thanks >now I draw ponies at home with my own internet I do have another story about a guy who wore a hand- drawn my little pony shirt to school. It had all of the Season 2-3 characters on it, made with Sharpies.

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Measuring Up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat)11:13:45 >go to shopping centre on a Saturday No.74988679 87 KB JPG >see more than 10 literal giga- stacies (picrel tier) >see countless Chad's >see one guy who looks like Ryan gosling driving past in an expensive car laughing as his girlfriend must've told him a joke or something >see people my age for the first time in months >see couples >everyone's happy >I am a jobless, low iq, ugly, subhuman and will never have any of these things Going outside is becoming too demoralising.
Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat)11:13:45 >go to shopping centre on a Saturday No.74988679 87 KB JPG >see more than 10 literal giga- stacies (picrel tier) >see countless Chad's >see one guy who looks like Ryan gosling driving past in an expensive car laughing as his girlfriend must've told him a joke or something >see people my age for the first time in months >see couples >everyone's happy >I am a jobless, low iq, ugly, subhuman and will never have any of these things Going outside is becoming too demoralising.

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If real, she probably just quit that night and found a new job. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous To catch them is my real test 92 KB JPG 07/25/23(Tue) 10:39:11 No.903217120 >Asked the GameStop employee for her number >She said it's against store policy >I was the only customer in the store cuz they just opened >I spent another 20 minutes walking around the store pretending I was gonna buy something >Bought a giant plush Squirtle >Told her I bought it for her >She said she doesn't accept gifts, it's against store policy >Took my Squirtle to the pretzel place and had some hot cheese to rethink my strategy >Went back to GameStop, left Squirtle outside >Asked again for her number and reached across the counter to grab her arm >She flinched and asked me to leave >Went outside, n------ stole my Squirtle
Anonymous To catch them is my real test 92 KB JPG 07/25/23(Tue) 10:39:11 No.903217120 >Asked the GameStop employee for her number >She said it's against store policy >I was the only customer in the store cuz they just opened >I spent another 20 minutes walking around the store pretending I was gonna buy something >Bought a giant plush Squirtle >Told her I bought it for her >She said she doesn't accept gifts, it's against store policy >Took my Squirtle to the pretzel place and had some hot cheese to rethink my strategy >Went back to GameStop, left Squirtle outside >Asked again for her number and reached across the counter to grab her arm >She flinched and asked me to leave >Went outside, n------ stole my Squirtle

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Is he stupid? | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 41 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)18:07:20 No.653368756 >I am LE EVIL that want to kill 93% of the planet to create the next step of human evolution! >Sir, we can launch missiles to kill that woman that just betrayed you >No, let her go. Because... because she just has to live ok! ??????????
:Anonymous 41 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)18:07:20 No.653368756 >I am LE EVIL that want to kill 93% of the planet to create the next step of human evolution! >Sir, we can launch missiles to kill that woman that just betrayed you >No, let her go. Because... because she just has to live ok! ??????????

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Fatal Attraction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 72 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)14:57:16 No.74990783 I fell for the meme >girl I'm talking to from Tinder asks me what my type is >give her the bs "I don't really have a type" but she keeps pressing >finally explain that I'm an ephebophile and that my biggest range of attraction is 16-18 year olds >for some reason I expected her to take it well and understand that I'm not a p-------- or a creep or something >she freaks out because she's a normie and demands to know if I've ever had sex with a minor >try and patiently explain that it's not something to freak out about, most men feel this way, and I've never done anything non consensual with a minor before >she doesn't believe me, calls me a r-----, blocks me and unmatches me F--- you guys for telling me to just be myself.
Anonymous 72 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)14:57:16 No.74990783 I fell for the meme >girl I'm talking to from Tinder asks me what my type is >give her the bs "I don't really have a type" but she keeps pressing >finally explain that I'm an ephebophile and that my biggest range of attraction is 16-18 year olds >for some reason I expected her to take it well and understand that I'm not a p-------- or a creep or something >she freaks out because she's a normie and demands to know if I've ever had sex with a minor >try and patiently explain that it's not something to freak out about, most men feel this way, and I've never done anything non consensual with a minor before >she doesn't believe me, calls me a r-----, blocks me and unmatches me F--- you guys for telling me to just be myself.

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From Confusion to Clarity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 84 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)10:25:11 No.74988371 >hanging out with some friends >buddy's gf asks group what we're happy with regarding our own appearances >remember the one compliment i've ever received >"a girl once told me I had nice eyebrows" >she looks at me and says "they're not very nice" why are women like this? why couldn't she let me have at least one thing to feel good about?
Anonymous 84 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)10:25:11 No.74988371 >hanging out with some friends >buddy's gf asks group what we're happy with regarding our own appearances >remember the one compliment i've ever received >"a girl once told me I had nice eyebrows" >she looks at me and says "they're not very nice" why are women like this? why couldn't she let me have at least one thing to feel good about?

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Anon is thinking about getting topped behind his wife's back. | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous Should I get TOPPED behind my (...) 8 KB PNG 10/07/23 (Sat)00:01:55 No.29901709 >Be me, 31-year-old married man deeply addicted to p---/fapping since age 12 >Possibly bipolar >Felt straight as a kid, but became more and more bi as I got older after discovering p--- >Sucked 3 cocks in college (and liked it) >Have been happily married to a woman for 6 years now. Have a kid with her. >She has no idea I had gay hook ups but has found gay p--- on my computer multiple times; probably suspects/knows I'm bi >Manic episode kicks in >Sucked a c--- behind my wife's back a couple months ago (and liked it again) >C--- lust keeps growing >Now I want to meet up with an anon from Grindr and get TOPPED (with a condom) I know I am f----- up and that this is wrong, but F---...the cravings are getting really bad...
:Anonymous Should I get TOPPED behind my (...) 8 KB PNG 10/07/23 (Sat)00:01:55 No.29901709 >Be me, 31-year-old married man deeply addicted to p---/fapping since age 12 >Possibly bipolar >Felt straight as a kid, but became more and more bi as I got older after discovering p--- >Sucked 3 cocks in college (and liked it) >Have been happily married to a woman for 6 years now. Have a kid with her. >She has no idea I had gay hook ups but has found gay p--- on my computer multiple times; probably suspects/knows I'm bi >Manic episode kicks in >Sucked a c--- behind my wife's back a couple months ago (and liked it again) >C--- lust keeps growing >Now I want to meet up with an anon from Grindr and get TOPPED (with a condom) I know I am f----- up and that this is wrong, but F---...the cravings are getting really bad...

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No Cheers for Beer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous M 10/07/23(Sat)07:39:08 No.74987378 53 KB JPG >be me >depressed >buy some beer online for the first time ever >it arrives >drink it >it tastes absolutely disgusting why the f--- do people voluntarily drink this s---? beer tastes like bitter medicine
Anonymous M 10/07/23(Sat)07:39:08 No.74987378 53 KB JPG >be me >depressed >buy some beer online for the first time ever >it arrives >drink it >it tastes absolutely disgusting why the f--- do people voluntarily drink this s---? beer tastes like bitter medicine

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Anon is faced with the The problem of evil | /r/Greentext

75 9 KB JPG >Worked out >ate healthy >Didn't get vaxxed >Still got cancer >29 years old When did you find out God was evil?
75 9 KB JPG >Worked out >ate healthy >Didn't get vaxxed >Still got cancer >29 years old When did you find out God was evil?

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Remember boys: don’t be silly, wrap your willy! | /r/Greentext

CA 3h (8/26 15:14). 18523106 94 Re-7 Img JPG 900KB (1058 x 1218) IMG_0255.jpg . I f----- up big time bros. >be me >be celebrating 22 birthday >go to bar with frens >spot hot 39 year old cougar staring at me >get her a drink >we hit it off >go back to her place >a month goes by >get a text from her >she tells me she's pregnant ... >tells me that I don't have to worry and she believes that's it's only right I know. >tells me that she's going to keep the baby because she thinks her biological clock is up and that this is the last time she can have a kid. >tells me it's best that we go our separate ways since I'm still in university and young but says that if I want to visit the kid it's okay. What do I do bros?
CA 3h (8/26 15:14). 18523106 94 Re-7 Img JPG 900KB (1058 x 1218) IMG_0255.jpg . I f----- up big time bros. >be me >be celebrating 22 birthday >go to bar with frens >spot hot 39 year old cougar staring at me >get her a drink >we hit it off >go back to her place >a month goes by >get a text from her >she tells me she's pregnant ... >tells me that I don't have to worry and she believes that's it's only right I know. >tells me that she's going to keep the baby because she thinks her biological clock is up and that this is the last time she can have a kid. >tells me it's best that we go our separate ways since I'm still in university and young but says that if I want to visit the kid it's okay. What do I do bros?

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Unrequited Hearts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 194 KB PNG 10/07/23 (Sat)03:40:16 No.74986268 >decide try to get a gf for the first time in my life >talking to some fat bitch in my class thats kind of cute to use as a slam pig >ask her if she wants to go watch a movie this weekend >says shes not interested and apologizes A fat w---- rejected me. If I can't even get a fat bitch how the f--- will I ever get a cute 18 year old barely legal teen with a cute butt and a pink p----?
Anonymous 194 KB PNG 10/07/23 (Sat)03:40:16 No.74986268 >decide try to get a gf for the first time in my life >talking to some fat bitch in my class thats kind of cute to use as a slam pig >ask her if she wants to go watch a movie this weekend >says shes not interested and apologizes A fat w---- rejected me. If I can't even get a fat bitch how the f--- will I ever get a cute 18 year old barely legal teen with a cute butt and a pink p----?

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Anon questions science | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat) 19:16:47 No.15793560 I SCIENCE IMG_7321.png 118 KB PNG Why doesn't water burn? It's composed of hydrogen and oxygen. Oxygen is required for combustion, and hydrogen is extremely flammable. There is no reason water shouldn't burn. >But uhhm you see water is like ash.. >it's like already burnt, but it was never burnt, uhm like >Like the uhmmm oxygen atoms are like already bonded uhm >STOP QUESTIONING SCIENCE AND BELIEVE IT LIKE A GOOD GOY They can't keep getting away with it.
Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat) 19:16:47 No.15793560 I SCIENCE IMG_7321.png 118 KB PNG Why doesn't water burn? It's composed of hydrogen and oxygen. Oxygen is required for combustion, and hydrogen is extremely flammable. There is no reason water shouldn't burn. >But uhhm you see water is like ash.. >it's like already burnt, but it was never burnt, uhm like >Like the uhmmm oxygen atoms are like already bonded uhm >STOP QUESTIONING SCIENCE AND BELIEVE IT LIKE A GOOD GOY They can't keep getting away with it.

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The Club Conundrum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)07:39:25 No.74987380 >College friends convinced me to go to a club for my 21st birthday >reluctantly go because i dont have anything else to do >get there and start drinking >was actually enjoying myself >dont talk to anyone that wasnt with me >s----- music unfortunately >some security guard randomly grabs me and takes me to employee only area >claims 2 girls in red said i sexually assaulted them >i was f------ shocked because i didnt even talk to anyone outside the people i was with >says i match the description perfectly because i was the only one with round glasses there >get kicked out >call my friends and explain what happened >they f------ believe the security guard and think im a creep Im never leaving my house again Also the club posted a cctv picture of me saying im an abuser
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)07:39:25 No.74987380 >College friends convinced me to go to a club for my 21st birthday >reluctantly go because i dont have anything else to do >get there and start drinking >was actually enjoying myself >dont talk to anyone that wasnt with me >s----- music unfortunately >some security guard randomly grabs me and takes me to employee only area >claims 2 girls in red said i sexually assaulted them >i was f------ shocked because i didnt even talk to anyone outside the people i was with >says i match the description perfectly because i was the only one with round glasses there >get kicked out >call my friends and explain what happened >they f------ believe the security guard and think im a creep Im never leaving my house again Also the club posted a cctv picture of me saying im an abuser

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Anon played team fortress 2 | /r/Greentext

/v/ Anonymous 374 KB PNG 08/28/20(Fri)08:03:48 >Played TF2 12 years ago with my 2 best friends No.522643885 >We had a great time and played together for years, until 2015 when they had to stop due to college and family. Our friendship was over >Didn't stop playing and still does to this day >Had a little hiatus due to job and Covid >Played again yesterday after 3 months >My old friends were playing on the exact same server and we reunited again after 5 years >I'm overfilled with joy and we are going to hang out again next week after so many years Life is great sometimes.
/v/ Anonymous 374 KB PNG 08/28/20(Fri)08:03:48 >Played TF2 12 years ago with my 2 best friends No.522643885 >We had a great time and played together for years, until 2015 when they had to stop due to college and family. Our friendship was over >Didn't stop playing and still does to this day >Had a little hiatus due to job and Covid >Played again yesterday after 3 months >My old friends were playing on the exact same server and we reunited again after 5 years >I'm overfilled with joy and we are going to hang out again next week after so many years Life is great sometimes.

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Civil Discourse | /r/Greentext

10/07/23(Sat)08:08:23 No.74987568 >Be me, white femanon >Date a black guy >Get pregnant and have a beautiful baby boy >He grows up a little >He is the exact copy of my boyfriend >Don't care, he is healthy, though I wish a little he looked like me too > go outside with him and boyfriend >White people keep staring at us unpleasantly Why are people so rude? Anonymous 109 KB JPG
10/07/23(Sat)08:08:23 No.74987568 >Be me, white femanon >Date a black guy >Get pregnant and have a beautiful baby boy >He grows up a little >He is the exact copy of my boyfriend >Don't care, he is healthy, though I wish a little he looked like me too > go outside with him and boyfriend >White people keep staring at us unpleasantly Why are people so rude? Anonymous 109 KB JPG

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The Anonymous Femme | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 394 KB PNG 10/07/23(Sat)09:47:33 No.74988116 >femanons > Be the gender to get free attention from the opposite sex > Everything in modern dating is geared towards your benefit Barely have to put in any effort to be considered dateable > Much less likely to get rejected Why are you here, you reject multiple robots and think you can even relate to actual men like us? liars
Anonymous 394 KB PNG 10/07/23(Sat)09:47:33 No.74988116 >femanons > Be the gender to get free attention from the opposite sex > Everything in modern dating is geared towards your benefit Barely have to put in any effort to be considered dateable > Much less likely to get rejected Why are you here, you reject multiple robots and think you can even relate to actual men like us? liars

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