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Anonymous >>40009573 (OP) # >be me 06/11/23(Sun)18:26:24 No.40014879 >retarded teen >go to library to have internet >draw ponies on ms paint >had people throw papers at me once >once a little girl passed me and said it looked cool >was too autistic to say thanks >now I draw ponies at home with my own internet I do have another story about a guy who wore a hand- drawn my little pony shirt to school. It had all of the Season 2-3 characters on it, made with Sharpies.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat)11:13:45 >go to shopping centre on a Saturday No.74988679 87 KB JPG >see more than 10 literal giga- stacies (picrel tier) >see countless Chad's >see one guy who looks like Ryan gosling driving past in an expensive car laughing as his girlfriend must've told him a joke or something >see people my age for the first time in months >see couples >everyone's happy >I am a jobless, low iq, ugly, subhuman and will never have any of these things Going outside is becoming too demoralising.

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Anonymous To catch them is my real test 92 KB JPG 07/25/23(Tue) 10:39:11 No.903217120 >Asked the GameStop employee for her number >She said it's against store policy >I was the only customer in the store cuz they just opened >I spent another 20 minutes walking around the store pretending I was gonna buy something >Bought a giant plush Squirtle >Told her I bought it for her >She said she doesn't accept gifts, it's against store policy >Took my Squirtle to the pretzel place and had some hot cheese to rethink my strategy >Went back to GameStop, left Squirtle outside >Asked again for her number and reached across the counter to grab her arm >She flinched and asked me to leave >Went outside, n------ stole my Squirtle

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:Anonymous 41 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)18:07:20 No.653368756 >I am LE EVIL that want to kill 93% of the planet to create the next step of human evolution! >Sir, we can launch missiles to kill that woman that just betrayed you >No, let her go. Because... because she just has to live ok! ??????????

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Anonymous 72 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)14:57:16 No.74990783 I fell for the meme >girl I'm talking to from Tinder asks me what my type is >give her the bs "I don't really have a type" but she keeps pressing >finally explain that I'm an ephebophile and that my biggest range of attraction is 16-18 year olds >for some reason I expected her to take it well and understand that I'm not a p-------- or a creep or something >she freaks out because she's a normie and demands to know if I've ever had sex with a minor >try and patiently explain that it's not something to freak out about, most men feel this way, and I've never done anything non consensual with a minor before >she doesn't believe me, calls me a r-----, blocks me and unmatches me F--- you guys for telling me to just be myself.

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Anonymous 84 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)10:25:11 No.74988371 >hanging out with some friends >buddy's gf asks group what we're happy with regarding our own appearances >remember the one compliment i've ever received >"a girl once told me I had nice eyebrows" >she looks at me and says "they're not very nice" why are women like this? why couldn't she let me have at least one thing to feel good about?

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:Anonymous Should I get TOPPED behind my (...) 8 KB PNG 10/07/23 (Sat)00:01:55 No.29901709 >Be me, 31-year-old married man deeply addicted to p---/fapping since age 12 >Possibly bipolar >Felt straight as a kid, but became more and more bi as I got older after discovering p--- >Sucked 3 cocks in college (and liked it) >Have been happily married to a woman for 6 years now. Have a kid with her. >She has no idea I had gay hook ups but has found gay p--- on my computer multiple times; probably suspects/knows I'm bi >Manic episode kicks in >Sucked a c--- behind my wife's back a couple months ago (and liked it again) >C--- lust keeps growing >Now I want to meet up with an anon from Grindr and get TOPPED (with a condom) I know I am f----- up and that this is wrong, but F---...the cravings are getting really bad...

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Anonymous M 10/07/23(Sat)07:39:08 No.74987378 53 KB JPG >be me >depressed >buy some beer online for the first time ever >it arrives >drink it >it tastes absolutely disgusting why the f--- do people voluntarily drink this s---? beer tastes like bitter medicine

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Anon is faced with the The problem of evil | /r/Greentext

75 9 KB JPG >Worked out >ate healthy >Didn't get vaxxed >Still got cancer >29 years old When did you find out God was evil?

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CA 3h (8/26 15:14). 18523106 94 Re-7 Img JPG 900KB (1058 x 1218) IMG_0255.jpg . I f----- up big time bros. >be me >be celebrating 22 birthday >go to bar with frens >spot hot 39 year old cougar staring at me >get her a drink >we hit it off >go back to her place >a month goes by >get a text from her >she tells me she's pregnant ... >tells me that I don't have to worry and she believes that's it's only right I know. >tells me that she's going to keep the baby because she thinks her biological clock is up and that this is the last time she can have a kid. >tells me it's best that we go our separate ways since I'm still in university and young but says that if I want to visit the kid it's okay. What do I do bros?

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Anonymous 194 KB PNG 10/07/23 (Sat)03:40:16 No.74986268 >decide try to get a gf for the first time in my life >talking to some fat bitch in my class thats kind of cute to use as a slam pig >ask her if she wants to go watch a movie this weekend >says shes not interested and apologizes A fat w---- rejected me. If I can't even get a fat bitch how the f--- will I ever get a cute 18 year old barely legal teen with a cute butt and a pink p----?

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Anonymous 10/07/23(Sat) 19:16:47 No.15793560 I SCIENCE IMG_7321.png 118 KB PNG Why doesn't water burn? It's composed of hydrogen and oxygen. Oxygen is required for combustion, and hydrogen is extremely flammable. There is no reason water shouldn't burn. >But uhhm you see water is like ash.. >it's like already burnt, but it was never burnt, uhm like >Like the uhmmm oxygen atoms are like already bonded uhm >STOP QUESTIONING SCIENCE AND BELIEVE IT LIKE A GOOD GOY They can't keep getting away with it.

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Anonymous 5 KB JPG 10/07/23(Sat)07:39:25 No.74987380 >College friends convinced me to go to a club for my 21st birthday >reluctantly go because i dont have anything else to do >get there and start drinking >was actually enjoying myself >dont talk to anyone that wasnt with me >s----- music unfortunately >some security guard randomly grabs me and takes me to employee only area >claims 2 girls in red said i sexually assaulted them >i was f------ shocked because i didnt even talk to anyone outside the people i was with >says i match the description perfectly because i was the only one with round glasses there >get kicked out >call my friends and explain what happened >they f------ believe the security guard and think im a creep Im never leaving my house again Also the club posted a cctv picture of me saying im an abuser

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Anonymous >>40009573 (OP) # >be me 06/11/23(Sun)18:26:24 No.40014879 >retarded teen >go to library to have internet >draw ponies on ms paint >had people throw papers at me once >once a little girl passed me and said it looked cool >was too autistic to say thanks >now I draw ponies at home with my own internet I do have another story about a guy who wore a hand- drawn my little pony shirt to school. It had all of the Season 2-3 characters on it, made with Sharpies.

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