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: Anonymous (ID: +g5h5x3R) H Egy Soy Bitch 05/22/23(Mon)15:39:57 No.427979201 >be fat f--- >drink beer and eat mostly s--- (wings, burgers, s.a.d.) >have gay thoughts all the time >dream of gay sex >w-- >lose a ton of weight with a vegan diet 983 KB PNG >start drinking/eating s.o.y. >i'm already a f------ f-- so to hell with it let's go full h--- >stop drinking beer too >feel my test rise >start having dreams about f------ chicks >no more sissy b------- what the f---? i thought the opposite would happen.
: Anonymous (ID: +g5h5x3R) H Egy Soy Bitch 05/22/23(Mon)15:39:57 No.427979201 >be fat f--- >drink beer and eat mostly s--- (wings, burgers, s.a.d.) >have gay thoughts all the time >dream of gay sex >w-- >lose a ton of weight with a vegan diet 983 KB PNG >start drinking/eating s.o.y. >i'm already a f------ f-- so to hell with it let's go full h--- >stop drinking beer too >feel my test rise >start having dreams about f------ chicks >no more sissy b------- what the f---? i thought the opposite would happen.

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Anon has an eating disorder | /r/Greentext

24m (5/22 21:44) 73417837 1 Re. 1 Img JPG 330KB (720 × 1600). Screenshot_2023-05-11-11-46-51-156.jpg THANK YOU FOR CALLING, PLEASE HOLD FOR A MINUTE THIS MUSIC F------ SUCKS 7 >noone comments on my weight, 230lbs >l exercise sometimes and starve myself : sometimes >Someone comments on my weight, I'm apparently build like Peppa pig's dad >I go silent and they laugh waiting for a response >I stay silent because anything I have to say back would be far more sinister >They keep laughing and waiting for me to say something back >I leave without saying a word and decide to just starve myself full time and go back to being bulimic, first thing I do once I leave is throw up my last meal I just realized I have no self esteem whatsoever One peer making one joke about my weight was really enough to break me that much. Lol
24m (5/22 21:44) 73417837 1 Re. 1 Img JPG 330KB (720 × 1600). Screenshot_2023-05-11-11-46-51-156.jpg THANK YOU FOR CALLING, PLEASE HOLD FOR A MINUTE THIS MUSIC F------ SUCKS 7 >noone comments on my weight, 230lbs >l exercise sometimes and starve myself : sometimes >Someone comments on my weight, I'm apparently build like Peppa pig's dad >I go silent and they laugh waiting for a response >I stay silent because anything I have to say back would be far more sinister >They keep laughing and waiting for me to say something back >I leave without saying a word and decide to just starve myself full time and go back to being bulimic, first thing I do once I leave is throw up my last meal I just realized I have no self esteem whatsoever One peer making one joke about my weight was really enough to break me that much. Lol

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Shinzo Abe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: osY8Aq2A 07/08/22 (Fri) 13:44:15 No.385769257 File: Abe Shinzo.jpg (233 KB, 1200x1663) >It's time for me to go anon-san, but first there's something I need to give you >Here you go, it's the confidence to go ask out that girl you've always liked. >I could never get the damn thing to work for me anyway, sayonara anon-san....
Anonymous (ID: osY8Aq2A 07/08/22 (Fri) 13:44:15 No.385769257 File: Abe Shinzo.jpg (233 KB, 1200x1663) >It's time for me to go anon-san, but first there's something I need to give you >Here you go, it's the confidence to go ask out that girl you've always liked. >I could never get the damn thing to work for me anyway, sayonara anon-san....

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anon is born | /r/Greentext

4 KB JPG 8 >be me >being born >d--- touches mom's vag >act like it never happened
4 KB JPG 8 >be me >being born >d--- touches mom's vag >act like it never happened

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Anon narrowly avoids meth heads | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/19/23(Fri)04:24:18 No.34815200 >>34815888 >>34816356 >>34825612 >>34827812 >>34831760 >>34834945 >>34840095 >Be me, 14 >Innawoods to get away from b-------, find old tobacco barn to stay in overnight >Get fire going, sleeping kit set up >Sun starts going down, secure the two doors as best I can >Settle down, bank fire, fall asleep >Wake up few hours later to the sound of scrabbling across the roof >Figure it's an animal, so get up and get fire going again >Fire slowly starts building, scrabbling stops >Voices start, sounds like three tinny voices whispering to each other >Start to get creeped out, check to make sure the doors are still secure, add a few more things in front of them (bricks, loose timbers) >Voices continue for a little bit, then stop. Scrabbling starts back up, breaking off in three directions >Pull out s----- pocketknife, sit with back in most secure corner after adding some more fuel to fire >Every now and then something gets thrown at the side of the barn, sounds like rocks or large pieces of wood >Eventually sun starts slowly coming up, throwing slows, then stops >Wait about four hours after sun comes up, pack up stuff, make sure the fire is out, then slip out as quietly as possible >Hear movement in trees a few dozen meters behind me the whole way home, get in and promptly pass out >Tell neighbors up the road a few days later about it >Their response "Oh yeah, sounds like the wood elves. Lucky that's all they did" Just one story of the weird s--- that happened in that area, might tell more if people are interested.
Anonymous 05/19/23(Fri)04:24:18 No.34815200 >>34815888 >>34816356 >>34825612 >>34827812 >>34831760 >>34834945 >>34840095 >Be me, 14 >Innawoods to get away from b-------, find old tobacco barn to stay in overnight >Get fire going, sleeping kit set up >Sun starts going down, secure the two doors as best I can >Settle down, bank fire, fall asleep >Wake up few hours later to the sound of scrabbling across the roof >Figure it's an animal, so get up and get fire going again >Fire slowly starts building, scrabbling stops >Voices start, sounds like three tinny voices whispering to each other >Start to get creeped out, check to make sure the doors are still secure, add a few more things in front of them (bricks, loose timbers) >Voices continue for a little bit, then stop. Scrabbling starts back up, breaking off in three directions >Pull out s----- pocketknife, sit with back in most secure corner after adding some more fuel to fire >Every now and then something gets thrown at the side of the barn, sounds like rocks or large pieces of wood >Eventually sun starts slowly coming up, throwing slows, then stops >Wait about four hours after sun comes up, pack up stuff, make sure the fire is out, then slip out as quietly as possible >Hear movement in trees a few dozen meters behind me the whole way home, get in and promptly pass out >Tell neighbors up the road a few days later about it >Their response "Oh yeah, sounds like the wood elves. Lucky that's all they did" Just one story of the weird s--- that happened in that area, might tell more if people are interested.

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Anon visits Canada | /r/Greentext

Anonymous " 10 63 KB JPG 05/21/23(Sun)03:45:44 No.899625365 >have a few Canadian friends on discord >they're all obsessed with Tim hortons >go on and on about how it's the best place ever, I should be jealous, etc etc normal tard leaf s--- >eventually get to visit them to watch my city's hockey team play theirs >they insist on Timmy's the morning of >try it for the first time >it's remarkably the most average coffee and food I've ever eaten >don't have the heart to say it, I act like it's amazing >they're quite happy >ff to the game >blues go on to shut out oilers 2-0 >everyone's piss ass drunk, I'm happy and everyone else is sad >jokingly suggest Timmy's >everyone agrees >it was genuinely delicious the second time >realize you simply have to be drunk and then it's awesome Leafs are the d------- creatures but I'm growing fond of them after realizing they're f------ wasted half the time like the rest of us
Anonymous " 10 63 KB JPG 05/21/23(Sun)03:45:44 No.899625365 >have a few Canadian friends on discord >they're all obsessed with Tim hortons >go on and on about how it's the best place ever, I should be jealous, etc etc normal tard leaf s--- >eventually get to visit them to watch my city's hockey team play theirs >they insist on Timmy's the morning of >try it for the first time >it's remarkably the most average coffee and food I've ever eaten >don't have the heart to say it, I act like it's amazing >they're quite happy >ff to the game >blues go on to shut out oilers 2-0 >everyone's piss ass drunk, I'm happy and everyone else is sad >jokingly suggest Timmy's >everyone agrees >it was genuinely delicious the second time >realize you simply have to be drunk and then it's awesome Leafs are the d------- creatures but I'm growing fond of them after realizing they're f------ wasted half the time like the rest of us

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Anon has ethnic Schizophrenia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 161 KB JPG 05/22/23(Mon)21:08:37 No.73413683 >be me >German mom >Russian dad >part Masterrace >part subhuman >one side of me wants to exterminate all lower races and lead humanity into a better future >the other side wants to destroy everything good in this world and have mutts with brown women >literally born with ethnic schizophrenia >people expect me to act normal I am so jealous of people who are either pure higher race or pure lower race. Yall have it so easy I swear
Anonymous 161 KB JPG 05/22/23(Mon)21:08:37 No.73413683 >be me >German mom >Russian dad >part Masterrace >part subhuman >one side of me wants to exterminate all lower races and lead humanity into a better future >the other side wants to destroy everything good in this world and have mutts with brown women >literally born with ethnic schizophrenia >people expect me to act normal I am so jealous of people who are either pure higher race or pure lower race. Yall have it so easy I swear

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anon isn't a degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>25137947 (OP) # >dickgirls Just say men, anon, you want to see sexually degenerate men, saying otherwise is disingenuous. 05/16/23(Tue)00:03:16 No.25137971 >>25137998 # >>25153666 # >>25178714 # : Anonymo @julie_Jewelz Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)04:31:40 No.25153666 >>25137971 # >>25138061 # >>25138442 # >>25138466 # >>25147255 # >>25150913 # >Ahahaha, Anon! Staaaaaahp, that's so gaaaay! Those are all dudes, that's grossss! Please don't keep the thread going by posting more fat cocked "women", that would be awful|||||! >-wink--wink- You guys clicked on this thread, we all know why you're really here.
: Anonymous >>25137947 (OP) # >dickgirls Just say men, anon, you want to see sexually degenerate men, saying otherwise is disingenuous. 05/16/23(Tue)00:03:16 No.25137971 >>25137998 # >>25153666 # >>25178714 # : Anonymo @julie_Jewelz Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)04:31:40 No.25153666 >>25137971 # >>25138061 # >>25138442 # >>25138466 # >>25147255 # >>25150913 # >Ahahaha, Anon! Staaaaaahp, that's so gaaaay! Those are all dudes, that's grossss! Please don't keep the thread going by posting more fat cocked "women", that would be awful|||||! >-wink--wink- You guys clicked on this thread, we all know why you're really here.

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Anon has achieved enlightenment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 52 KB JPG : Anonymous 156 KB JPG 11/25/22 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124207 You will never have a friend circle. You will never have a girlfriend. You will never have sex. 11/25/22 (Fri)22:36:49 No.71124229 >>71124207 (OP) # So be it, life is still beautiful.
: Anonymous 52 KB JPG : Anonymous 156 KB JPG 11/25/22 (Fri)22:34:10 No.71124207 You will never have a friend circle. You will never have a girlfriend. You will never have sex. 11/25/22 (Fri)22:36:49 No.71124229 >>71124207 (OP) # So be it, life is still beautiful.

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Anons roommate is jewish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NABivcoz 05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this? >>256577124 # >>256577462 # >>256579048 # >>256579608 # >>256579698 # >>256579813 #
: Anonymous (ID: NABivcoz 05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this? >>256577124 # >>256577462 # >>256579048 # >>256579608 # >>256579698 # >>256579813 #

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Anon invents a thing | /r/Greentext

Sandpaper floor 000 000 Anonymous 02/06/14(Thu)04:41 UTC-6 No.14134602 Replies: >>1414096614142700>14143526 >>14145682 File: 1391683268965.png-(39 KB, 800x600, torture.png) It's definitely not the worst, but I've been tooling around with the idea of a torture method where a victim is placed naked in a metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor. The idea is the floor is moving very slowly 24/7, the victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped. Eventually, they would tire and pass out, but the conveyor would pin them against the wall and start scraping their flesh. This would wake them up and keep them in agony until they bleed out days later or something.
Sandpaper floor 000 000 Anonymous 02/06/14(Thu)04:41 UTC-6 No.14134602 Replies: >>1414096614142700>14143526 >>14145682 File: 1391683268965.png-(39 KB, 800x600, torture.png) It's definitely not the worst, but I've been tooling around with the idea of a torture method where a victim is placed naked in a metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor. The idea is the floor is moving very slowly 24/7, the victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped. Eventually, they would tire and pass out, but the conveyor would pin them against the wall and start scraping their flesh. This would wake them up and keep them in agony until they bleed out days later or something.

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Anon don't like bath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)16:59:48 No./3411416 86 KB JPG >2010 >be me >14 years old >me and my mom are going to visit my mom's childhood friend who lives in the countryside >I slip and fall in a bog >we go into the house >my mom asks her friend if I can have a bath >mom's friend says that her two daughters (aged 10 and 12) will be having a bath but that I am welcome to join them >I refuse the offer >my mom ignores me and tells her friend that I'll have the bath >I beg my mom to not make me have a bath with her friend's daughters >she tells me I have to because I'm covered in mud and smell bad >i reluctantly go into the bathroom and strip naked >my mom's friends two daughters come into the bathroom in swimsuits >both of them start giggling when they see me naked and i tell them to shut up >we have a bath together How do I confront my mom and explain to her why what she did to me was child abuse? I want an apology and I don't think she understood what she did was wrong?
: Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)16:59:48 No./3411416 86 KB JPG >2010 >be me >14 years old >me and my mom are going to visit my mom's childhood friend who lives in the countryside >I slip and fall in a bog >we go into the house >my mom asks her friend if I can have a bath >mom's friend says that her two daughters (aged 10 and 12) will be having a bath but that I am welcome to join them >I refuse the offer >my mom ignores me and tells her friend that I'll have the bath >I beg my mom to not make me have a bath with her friend's daughters >she tells me I have to because I'm covered in mud and smell bad >i reluctantly go into the bathroom and strip naked >my mom's friends two daughters come into the bathroom in swimsuits >both of them start giggling when they see me naked and i tell them to shut up >we have a bath together How do I confront my mom and explain to her why what she did to me was child abuse? I want an apology and I don't think she understood what she did was wrong?

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Anon has a quirky gf | /r/Greentext

How do I tame a transgirl who keeps getting into trouble when I'm not around? No. 22520517 4 hours ago 69810fe081bc7f91fc30b9e4474f93fd.jpg JPG 66.5 KiB 732x732 >dating transgirl for 6 months >Invite her to move in >She moves in >Spends most of the time cooking/baking but when the baked treats pile up too far she leaves to do something else that is completely random >Have had to bail her out of near jail situations because she randomly tresspasses into random buildings >She says it's a game where she has to try as get as deep into the building as possible whilst pretending to be a worker >She has multiple disguises that work depending on the building she wants to get into, from full on suits to construction worker stuff to normal dresses. Some of the suits are for men some of them are for women >If it's not sneaking into buildings it's destructive tendacies >2 months ago she planned to make a flour explosion using 1000kg of flour but I found the flour in time and interrogated her for what it was >1 month ago she ordered 2000$ worth of gelatine with my card >She says she wants to make lots of jelly with it 10 replies
How do I tame a transgirl who keeps getting into trouble when I'm not around? No. 22520517 4 hours ago 69810fe081bc7f91fc30b9e4474f93fd.jpg JPG 66.5 KiB 732x732 >dating transgirl for 6 months >Invite her to move in >She moves in >Spends most of the time cooking/baking but when the baked treats pile up too far she leaves to do something else that is completely random >Have had to bail her out of near jail situations because she randomly tresspasses into random buildings >She says it's a game where she has to try as get as deep into the building as possible whilst pretending to be a worker >She has multiple disguises that work depending on the building she wants to get into, from full on suits to construction worker stuff to normal dresses. Some of the suits are for men some of them are for women >If it's not sneaking into buildings it's destructive tendacies >2 months ago she planned to make a flour explosion using 1000kg of flour but I found the flour in time and interrogated her for what it was >1 month ago she ordered 2000$ worth of gelatine with my card >She says she wants to make lots of jelly with it 10 replies

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Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (38 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon)08:45:17 No.73410390 >go on week residential with uni >final day >everyone saying how they are looking forward to seeing their gfs, bfs and family >sit there knowing I have none of that waiting for me doesn't feel very good
File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (38 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon)08:45:17 No.73410390 >go on week residential with uni >final day >everyone saying how they are looking forward to seeing their gfs, bfs and family >sit there knowing I have none of that waiting for me doesn't feel very good

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Anon is a physicist | /r/Greentext

>>39752333 # >tfw you realize the right is wearing the same black leggings as girl on the left but the rapid expansion caused a whole new universe to be born
>>39752333 # >tfw you realize the right is wearing the same black leggings as girl on the left but the rapid expansion caused a whole new universe to be born

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Anon enters the wrong gym | /r/Greentext

107 KB JPG >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed
107 KB JPG >walk into gym >see penis inspection day sign >turn around >the door is already sealed

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Anon saves a life | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 73408478 7 minutes ago charcoal.0.0 JPG 1200x800 224.5 kB okay hypothetically if i were to kill my self im obviously not going to how would i carry out the charcoal suicide method? and where do i get good charcoal? 1 reply #2, No. 73408524 1 minute ago >>73408478 (OP) stick it up you're butt
#1, No. 73408478 7 minutes ago charcoal.0.0 JPG 1200x800 224.5 kB okay hypothetically if i were to kill my self im obviously not going to how would i carry out the charcoal suicide method? and where do i get good charcoal? 1 reply #2, No. 73408524 1 minute ago >>73408478 (OP) stick it up you're butt

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Anon's dad is a cowboy | /r/Greentext

File: 1.jpg (114 KB, 1280x720) BERBE Anonymous 05/20/23(Sat)23:38:05 No.31055378 >>31055786 >>31056677 >>31058701 >birthday today >dad is an old fashioned southern cowboy >pretty pporti of me being trans even though he doesn't fully get it >dad decided to give me a mossberg 590 shotgun with a hilarious pink bow on it >asked dad what the heck im gonna do with this >he said "take care of them transphobes that don't mind their f----- business" and laughs >mfw Dad... Anonymous 05/20/23(Sat)23:39:34 No.31055409 >>31055378 (OP) based, make sure to buy buckshot not birdshot >>31055409 >>31055417 >>31055432 >>31055440 >>31055481 Anonymous 05/20/23(Sat)23:39:57 No.31055417 >>31055378 (OP) Outrageously based. >>31058590
File: 1.jpg (114 KB, 1280x720) BERBE Anonymous 05/20/23(Sat)23:38:05 No.31055378 >>31055786 >>31056677 >>31058701 >birthday today >dad is an old fashioned southern cowboy >pretty pporti of me being trans even though he doesn't fully get it >dad decided to give me a mossberg 590 shotgun with a hilarious pink bow on it >asked dad what the heck im gonna do with this >he said "take care of them transphobes that don't mind their f----- business" and laughs >mfw Dad... Anonymous 05/20/23(Sat)23:39:34 No.31055409 >>31055378 (OP) based, make sure to buy buckshot not birdshot >>31055409 >>31055417 >>31055432 >>31055440 >>31055481 Anonymous 05/20/23(Sat)23:39:57 No.31055417 >>31055378 (OP) Outrageously based. >>31058590

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anon hates indians | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN INDIAN 62 KB JPG 04/29/21(Thu)10:46:08 No.63434396 >you will never leave india because of low iq and no money >you will always get rejected by people and women too >i will work at my boring IT jobs >there will never a good tourist spot like europe in india >you will be seen as a lowest of society >tfw you will always be indian there is nothing worse than being indian brosss >i suffer
: Anonymous YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN INDIAN 62 KB JPG 04/29/21(Thu)10:46:08 No.63434396 >you will never leave india because of low iq and no money >you will always get rejected by people and women too >i will work at my boring IT jobs >there will never a good tourist spot like europe in india >you will be seen as a lowest of society >tfw you will always be indian there is nothing worse than being indian brosss >i suffer

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Anon develops the best anti-bullying tactic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)00:57:11 No.31075390 001.png 239 KB PNG >Office bully starts trying to f--- with me >Instantly horned and masturbate at home to fantasy of him getting physical >Start trying to coax him into doing it more and getting physical >He immediately realizes what I'm trying to do and stops >Starts bullying somebody else Damn it
Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)00:57:11 No.31075390 001.png 239 KB PNG >Office bully starts trying to f--- with me >Instantly horned and masturbate at home to fantasy of him getting physical >Start trying to coax him into doing it more and getting physical >He immediately realizes what I'm trying to do and stops >Starts bullying somebody else Damn it

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