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: Anonymous YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN INDIAN 62 KB JPG 04/29/21(Thu)10:46:08 No.63434396 >you will never leave india because of low iq and no money >you will always get rejected by people and women too >i will work at my boring IT jobs >there will never a good tourist spot like europe in india >you will be seen as a lowest of society >tfw you will always be indian there is nothing worse than being indian brosss >i suffer

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6Dtp0Rlh ) ▼Settings Mobile Home AMÉRICANS ARE GOING TO UK OUT (...) 03/04/25(Tue)13:02:25 No.499408510 FT Financial Times ❤ Seguir @FT Record number of Americans apply for UK citizenship Traducir post BRITISH PASSPORT BRITISH PASSPORT DOM OF ft.com Record number of Americans apply for UK citizenship 18:08. 03 mar 25 2M Visualizaciones 1.865 Republicaciones 840 Citas 627 KB JPG IT'S OVER TRUMP RUIN THE COUNTRY Anonymous (ID: noijX0ew) >>499408741 03/04/25(Tue)13:09:05 No.499409216 its just leftists proving they prefer to live around whites

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Anonymous | 52353826 1,5 MB JPG >have cute cardiobunny neighbour >she asks me if we can go running together >women running outside have been r---- and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection >we have been doing this once a week for a year, getting take out food afterwards Have I made it, /fit/? 34 REPLIES 63 IMAGES 21 REPLIES Anonymous | 52353835 leri why haven't you r---- and killed her yet? REPLY leri ...

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: Anonymous here we go 34 KB JPG >3rd grade >grew up with dad, had an absentee mom >Told me to hit people back if they hit me first, didn't tell me it doesn't apply to girls >in class, a roastie talks s--- to me for no reason >politely told her to stop, kept talking s---. >she eventually shoves me >whothefuckisthisbitch >slam one on her face >flies across the room, knocked unconscious with her skull cracked and starting to bleed >class runs away in fear of me >principal comes down >screams at me and calls the cops >got fired later that day >f--- 4

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 03/31/19(Sun)02:40:30 No.796269811 >be me >one chance at life >filipino

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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG Anonymous 114 KB PNG 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >Life going unusually well lately >Check engine light comes on 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 #

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Anonymous 05/20/23(Sat) 19:16:44 No.73392987 >be me >collegefag >hanging out on campus >some a------ with his friends makes fun of me for my transformers lunch box >after he leaves i find his student ID on the ground >use it to print solid black pages front and back in the computer lab i love my lunch box

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: Anonymous 04/09/18(Mon)10:38:54 No.44540287 > be middle school loner with no friends > close to summer holidays > all students were told to read the book > having nothing better to do, read it 45 KB JPG > because school is inviting the obscure author of the book > he was the guest speaker during assembly > principal asks the school about what we thought of his book and questions about it > quiet, awkward silence > people were muttering nobody read it > felt bad for the author > told the author I enjoyed it and answered the questions > one question after another, only I answered > author was happy that I knew about the details > school staff felt less embarassed > after assembly classmates started to make fun of me > called kiss ass and book worm etc. > got the nickname ass-worm for the rest of the middle school mfw made an obscure author proud of his work in exchange of my dignity in middle school

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Board /lgbt/ - LGBT [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 75799850-5B9B-4A5A-9B5D-7(...).jpg (26 KB, 300x400) NA >>31068136 Anonymous 05/21/23(Sun)06:18:51 No.31064469 >>31064477 >>31064481 >>31064513 >>31065883 >>31068080 Settings Mobile Home 37/1/16/9 >parents found my injections earlier this week >they didn't really say anything and have been acting the same >except every other day they ask me if i want to transition and urge me to see a doctor and ease off diy i want to kms Anonymous 05/21/23(Sun)06:19:41 No.31064477 ► >>31064499 >>31064469 (OP) # shut the f--- up humble bragger Anonymous 05/21/23(Sun)06:19:53 No.31064479 >parents find hrt >are supportive kys. when i came out to my dad he told me not to transition or he'd kick me out. lucky little s---.

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Anonymous 748 KB PNG haunting 08/24/21(Tue)12:59:52 No.65114223 >be me at friends house watching lord of the rings back in 2005 >we eat dinner >suddenly his mother >"does your friend not have his own home?" >mfw

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Anonymous 05/21/23(Sun)12:30:30 No.899649304 ► >Be Me >Go to Burger King >Have to poop >There is a sign on the stair leading to the toilets >"2nd floor closed" >Decide to bypass thus unholy barrier to tackle bowel evacuation >Employee shouts at me and says I am not allowed to do this >Have to go to toilet for disabled f--- >Idea.wac >S--- on floor to show this retard employee who's the alpha >Leave without buying anything, just leaving my genetically superior feces. You'll never shout at me again

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: Anonymous YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN INDIAN 62 KB JPG 04/29/21(Thu)10:46:08 No.63434396 >you will never leave india because of low iq and no money >you will always get rejected by people and women too >i will work at my boring IT jobs >there will never a good tourist spot like europe in india >you will be seen as a lowest of society >tfw you will always be indian there is nothing worse than being indian brosss >i suffer

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