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xJG6uGcJ #1, No. 440996721 1 hour ago tinder PNG 1200x1200 22.8 kB Australia >download tinder >have like 80 likes hidden away >barely any matches >bite the bullet and pay to go through the supposed likes >They're all fatties, single mums, dogpilled pitmums or trannies what a scam f--- tinder
xJG6uGcJ #1, No. 440996721 1 hour ago tinder PNG 1200x1200 22.8 kB Australia >download tinder >have like 80 likes hidden away >barely any matches >bite the bullet and pay to go through the supposed likes >They're all fatties, single mums, dogpilled pitmums or trannies what a scam f--- tinder

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They sound perfect for each other | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 103 KB JPG 09/12/23(Tue)21:42:12 No.29747866 >cheated on my gf of 5 years >immediately regretted it and told her >she stayed with me but started acting weird and going out a lot >went through her phone and found out she was cheating on me now >she promised to stop and work on repairing our relationship >she ended up having a full blown affair with this guy and the cycle of me catching her cheating and her promising to stop repeated every few weeks for almost a year >at this point I was basically checked out and convinced our relationship was over >I started seeing someone else in secret >after a couple of months I broke off my secret fling and found out that my gf had genuinely broken things off with her affair partner this time and wanted to work on things The last year of our relationship has been the best. We've addressed all of our issues and are both thriving as individuals and as a couple. I haven't told her about my infidelity. I figure if I tell her it won't break us up but it will set us back majorly. Is telling her the "right thing" or is this just something I should take to the grave?
: Anonymous 103 KB JPG 09/12/23(Tue)21:42:12 No.29747866 >cheated on my gf of 5 years >immediately regretted it and told her >she stayed with me but started acting weird and going out a lot >went through her phone and found out she was cheating on me now >she promised to stop and work on repairing our relationship >she ended up having a full blown affair with this guy and the cycle of me catching her cheating and her promising to stop repeated every few weeks for almost a year >at this point I was basically checked out and convinced our relationship was over >I started seeing someone else in secret >after a couple of months I broke off my secret fling and found out that my gf had genuinely broken things off with her affair partner this time and wanted to work on things The last year of our relationship has been the best. We've addressed all of our issues and are both thriving as individuals and as a couple. I haven't told her about my infidelity. I figure if I tell her it won't break us up but it will set us back majorly. Is telling her the "right thing" or is this just something I should take to the grave?

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Anon did the right thing | /r/Greentext

a glass of scotch and c-------- are the best way to end a day. 2h (9/12 23:15) · 74714486 18 Re - 0 Img PNG 2MB (1242 × 1776) unknown-6.png why do women >meet this girl at rave >ask her if she has bf, she says yes >mommy raised me right so i just say "haha nice to meet u anyway" >her friends ask me to join them, i say sure like 2 hours in : >her friends say they gtg, gives me their numbers and tells me to take care of her and leaves us >she starts grinding on me and i just back off bc she told me she has bf >she tries to kiss me but i just push her away >she grabs this random guy near us and starts making out >w--.jpg >find out later from her friends that she lied to me about having a bf i actually don't understand what I should've done
a glass of scotch and c-------- are the best way to end a day. 2h (9/12 23:15) · 74714486 18 Re - 0 Img PNG 2MB (1242 × 1776) unknown-6.png why do women >meet this girl at rave >ask her if she has bf, she says yes >mommy raised me right so i just say "haha nice to meet u anyway" >her friends ask me to join them, i say sure like 2 hours in : >her friends say they gtg, gives me their numbers and tells me to take care of her and leaves us >she starts grinding on me and i just back off bc she told me she has bf >she tries to kiss me but i just push her away >she grabs this random guy near us and starts making out >w--.jpg >find out later from her friends that she lied to me about having a bf i actually don't understand what I should've done

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Anon ponders | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: HipX/Cnc) 64 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)07:20:30 No.412952721 If white ethnonationalism is so great, then why are 100% white countries like Russia, Moldova, Argentina, Poland and Lithuania such shitholes while USA, the most diverse country, is the worlds leading superpower? Let's face it: diversity is our strength. 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous (ID: (iOCUIENR) View Thread 01/21/23(Sat)07:22:21 No.412952934 >>412952721 (OP) # didn't read a single word I want to f--- this animal
Anonymous (ID: HipX/Cnc) 64 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)07:20:30 No.412952721 If white ethnonationalism is so great, then why are 100% white countries like Russia, Moldova, Argentina, Poland and Lithuania such shitholes while USA, the most diverse country, is the worlds leading superpower? Let's face it: diversity is our strength. 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous (ID: (iOCUIENR) View Thread 01/21/23(Sat)07:22:21 No.412952934 >>412952721 (OP) # didn't read a single word I want to f--- this animal

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Anon was at the wrong board. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous + 11/23/22 (Wed)20:49:55 No.125622187 Anonymous + >>125622187 (OP) # wrong board sorry TROLL.jpg 115 KB JPG THE BULL IS HIV POSITIVE 11/23/22(Wed)20:50:23 No.125622236
Anonymous + 11/23/22 (Wed)20:49:55 No.125622187 Anonymous + >>125622187 (OP) # wrong board sorry TROLL.jpg 115 KB JPG THE BULL IS HIV POSITIVE 11/23/22(Wed)20:50:23 No.125622236

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Anon is a gymbro. | /r/Greentext

QO Board /fit/ - Fitness >homegym master race Anonymous 4G ↓↑ 88% 2:09 PM ▼ Settings Home 09/10/14(Wed)11:43:03 No.28608503 >Doing deadlifts >Some f------ kid runs around my gym >Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift 58 KB JPG >I drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as f--- >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me >Next day >F------ kid is bothering me again when im doing chest >Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am Anonymous >I yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids >>28608544 # >>28608562 # >She moves out, never see her or the little s---- again >Homegym masterrace 09/10/14(Wed)11:45:46 No.28608544
QO Board /fit/ - Fitness >homegym master race Anonymous 4G ↓↑ 88% 2:09 PM ▼ Settings Home 09/10/14(Wed)11:43:03 No.28608503 >Doing deadlifts >Some f------ kid runs around my gym >Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift 58 KB JPG >I drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as f--- >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me >Next day >F------ kid is bothering me again when im doing chest >Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am Anonymous >I yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids >>28608544 # >>28608562 # >She moves out, never see her or the little s---- again >Homegym masterrace 09/10/14(Wed)11:45:46 No.28608544

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Anon notices something about Argentinian actress | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 09/28/21 (Tue)14:26:57 No.156907653 the Argentinian who saved inclusive kino and reconciled /tv/ with pro bipoc latinx diversity in television and film 09/28/21(Tue)14:28:15 No.156907674 Anonymous >>156907653 (OP) # >i'm argentinian >but all my ancestry is d-definitely british haha >yeah i'm coincidentally blonde, there are loads of blonde british people in argentina hmmm >>156908127 # >>156909217 # >>156910920 #
: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 09/28/21 (Tue)14:26:57 No.156907653 the Argentinian who saved inclusive kino and reconciled /tv/ with pro bipoc latinx diversity in television and film 09/28/21(Tue)14:28:15 No.156907674 Anonymous >>156907653 (OP) # >i'm argentinian >but all my ancestry is d-definitely british haha >yeah i'm coincidentally blonde, there are loads of blonde british people in argentina hmmm >>156908127 # >>156909217 # >>156910920 #

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No one deserves Anon | /r/Greentext

13m (9/12 22:37) · 74714178 5 Re - 0 Img JPG 73KB (633 × 633) 0018225005_20.jpg ●●● : I am giving up. none of them deserve me. >tfw she ends the relationship after i beat up the guy who r---- her, cooked dinner for her, made sure she always had clean clothes, and was a shoulder to cry on, all because i played one game of pool with a different girl
13m (9/12 22:37) · 74714178 5 Re - 0 Img JPG 73KB (633 × 633) 0018225005_20.jpg ●●● : I am giving up. none of them deserve me. >tfw she ends the relationship after i beat up the guy who r---- her, cooked dinner for her, made sure she always had clean clothes, and was a shoulder to cry on, all because i played one game of pool with a different girl

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Fake, and Gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Greentext 193 KB PNG 09/12/23(Tue)18:23:26 No.905952994 >be me,straight B/A student >Have that one homie in school >Also Sometimes Hang Out at His place >We act pretty damn gay Like all male Friends do >pretending to kiss,comparing C--- sizes ect. >Its fine anyway as Long as you say No h--- >People in Our Class start to think where actually gay,even the f------ teachers >Mfw when These retards start shipping us and Draw questionable stuff >This is not what i wanted, Guys Any Ideas what to do? View Thread
: Anonymous Greentext 193 KB PNG 09/12/23(Tue)18:23:26 No.905952994 >be me,straight B/A student >Have that one homie in school >Also Sometimes Hang Out at His place >We act pretty damn gay Like all male Friends do >pretending to kiss,comparing C--- sizes ect. >Its fine anyway as Long as you say No h--- >People in Our Class start to think where actually gay,even the f------ teachers >Mfw when These retards start shipping us and Draw questionable stuff >This is not what i wanted, Guys Any Ideas what to do? View Thread

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anon doesnt like shitish people | /r/Greentext

File: 1694406541847422.jpg (45 KB, 736x736) IM rbub Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)00:11:03 No.74709011 >be me >tired >look for mommy asmr vid >British voice >click off immediately
File: 1694406541847422.jpg (45 KB, 736x736) IM rbub Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)00:11:03 No.74709011 >be me >tired >look for mommy asmr vid >British voice >click off immediately

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The bad joke | /r/Greentext

FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL NEVER FORGET" THIS DEAL SUBWAY eat fresh 34m (9/12 19:40). 74712844 1 Re-0 Img JPG 608KB (1170 × 640) IMG_3071.jpg NEVER FORGET or something >be me, yesterday >am arab for context >hanging out with girlfriend and one of her whiteboi friends : >he mentions the twin towers >say something like "what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? the US can't milk a cow for 22 years" >he gets all red in the face about it >"you can't joke about that my dad died in those attacks" >straight faced say "so did mine, dude..." >i'm sure you know where this is going >he stutters and starts to apologize >"he was one of the greatest pilots in the middle east" >soiboi unironically tries to slap me or something >girlfriend is mad wallahi it will never stop being funny
FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL NEVER FORGET" THIS DEAL SUBWAY eat fresh 34m (9/12 19:40). 74712844 1 Re-0 Img JPG 608KB (1170 × 640) IMG_3071.jpg NEVER FORGET or something >be me, yesterday >am arab for context >hanging out with girlfriend and one of her whiteboi friends : >he mentions the twin towers >say something like "what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? the US can't milk a cow for 22 years" >he gets all red in the face about it >"you can't joke about that my dad died in those attacks" >straight faced say "so did mine, dude..." >i'm sure you know where this is going >he stutters and starts to apologize >"he was one of the greatest pilots in the middle east" >soiboi unironically tries to slap me or something >girlfriend is mad wallahi it will never stop being funny

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Either have puss or be virgin forever anon, choose wisely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)12:02:59 No.74686952 IMG_20221207_155225.jpg 160 KB JPG >mom asks me about getting a girlfriend >tell her it's hard to find a woman who isn't promiscuous >she asks her friends who have daughters to set me up with them if their daughters are virgins is this a W or a L? i didn't even mean it like that
: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)12:02:59 No.74686952 IMG_20221207_155225.jpg 160 KB JPG >mom asks me about getting a girlfriend >tell her it's hard to find a woman who isn't promiscuous >she asks her friends who have daughters to set me up with them if their daughters are virgins is this a W or a L? i didn't even mean it like that

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Anon finished Naruto | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)15:26:29 No.189256801 Sasuke-Sakura.jpg 47 KB JPG >woman treats all the guys who actually respect her like trash and constantly chases after a psychopath who previously tried to kill her and stated numerous times he doesn't give a s--- about her >she still ends up with him What was the message here?
:Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)15:26:29 No.189256801 Sasuke-Sakura.jpg 47 KB JPG >woman treats all the guys who actually respect her like trash and constantly chases after a psychopath who previously tried to kill her and stated numerous times he doesn't give a s--- about her >she still ends up with him What was the message here?

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Rookie mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)18:36:02 No.189790971 74466AB1-DB5D-4FCA-AF46-D78E567B930A.jpg 31 KB JPG >no man can kill him >choose to identify as a woman/nonbinary >can instantly kill him now How did he not think this weakness through?
: Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)18:36:02 No.189790971 74466AB1-DB5D-4FCA-AF46-D78E567B930A.jpg 31 KB JPG >no man can kill him >choose to identify as a woman/nonbinary >can instantly kill him now How did he not think this weakness through?

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Anon goes to work | /r/Greentext

File: harolds.jpg (5 KB, 150x150) Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)09:57:56 No.74710779 >>74710803 >be me >get to work >coworker starts laughing at me >he says he can tell I got high before work >go look at myself in the mirror >eyes look red and irritated I was actually crying all morning.
File: harolds.jpg (5 KB, 150x150) Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue)09:57:56 No.74710779 >>74710803 >be me >get to work >coworker starts laughing at me >he says he can tell I got high before work >go look at myself in the mirror >eyes look red and irritated I was actually crying all morning.

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Sad anon just wants a cookie | /r/Greentext

File: b09a659b35c629a8dc378d7a7(...).png (336 KB, 640x653) Anon is sad Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue) 18:44:48 No.905952068 >be me in 6th grade >it's valentines >girls in home ec class make cookies for all the guys >cookies have the guys' name on it >get excited to see who made me a cookie >teacher calls the boys up one by one to get their cookie >cookies run out >nobody baked me a cookie I just want a cookie, man.
File: b09a659b35c629a8dc378d7a7(...).png (336 KB, 640x653) Anon is sad Anonymous 09/12/23(Tue) 18:44:48 No.905952068 >be me in 6th grade >it's valentines >girls in home ec class make cookies for all the guys >cookies have the guys' name on it >get excited to see who made me a cookie >teacher calls the boys up one by one to get their cookie >cookies run out >nobody baked me a cookie I just want a cookie, man.

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