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JPG | 67.65 KB Friday 2024-02-09 23:05:32 2 hours ago anyone else like this? >make a bunch of friends >become very close with them >they adore me >start acting like a p------------ for no reason >make plans just to cancel them >reel them in by being nice for awhile >act like a p------------ again >it just makes them love me even more why am i like this
JPG | 67.65 KB Friday 2024-02-09 23:05:32 2 hours ago anyone else like this? >make a bunch of friends >become very close with them >they adore me >start acting like a p------------ for no reason >make plans just to cancel them >reel them in by being nice for awhile >act like a p------------ again >it just makes them love me even more why am i like this

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Anonymous 19 KB WEBP 2/9/2024, 3:30:13 PM Open game Stare at screen Close game Open game 2 Stare at screen Close game Open game 3 Stare at screen Sigh... Close game No.71953299
Anonymous 19 KB WEBP 2/9/2024, 3:30:13 PM Open game Stare at screen Close game Open game 2 Stare at screen Close game Open game 3 Stare at screen Sigh... Close game No.71953299

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Anon is playing minesweeper. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 148 KB JPG 02/09/24 (Fri)14:40:28 No.76407665 >be me >try to go the gym >everywhere there's girls with their asses out >try to gravitate my gaze toward the ground >try to find the locker rooms without getting cancelled >it's like a f------ minesweeper game >except mines there's asses and crotches of way to tight clothes
Anonymous 148 KB JPG 02/09/24 (Fri)14:40:28 No.76407665 >be me >try to go the gym >everywhere there's girls with their asses out >try to gravitate my gaze toward the ground >try to find the locker rooms without getting cancelled >it's like a f------ minesweeper game >except mines there's asses and crotches of way to tight clothes

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What's even the point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)11:01:49 No.196095921 1000006005.jpg 215 KB JPG >Make a tv show for the fans >Disregard several parts of the show that made it ats good as it was >Take a way Sokka's character arc from childish wannabe soldier to manly based tactician >Make Aang a f----- emo kid who doesn't want to have fun and just wants to be the avatar but who learns to have fun along the way >Kataara was always the most powerful waterbender and instantly embarasses the male master who has been studying to be the best all of his life and she is only shamed for embarassing him instead of being too proud This is going to be f------ awful huh?
: Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)11:01:49 No.196095921 1000006005.jpg 215 KB JPG >Make a tv show for the fans >Disregard several parts of the show that made it ats good as it was >Take a way Sokka's character arc from childish wannabe soldier to manly based tactician >Make Aang a f----- emo kid who doesn't want to have fun and just wants to be the avatar but who learns to have fun along the way >Kataara was always the most powerful waterbender and instantly embarasses the male master who has been studying to be the best all of his life and she is only shamed for embarassing him instead of being too proud This is going to be f------ awful huh?

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I've been forced to remember, Everything I want to forget. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76404789 >Be me >Be sick of being a mentally ill schizoid autist >Decide that I am going to npcmaxx >Buy a six pack of beer, turn on the cricket, and spend the whole night trying to surpress any internal monologue I have JPG | 40.51 KB Friday 2024-02-09 16:12:03 2 hours ago >Any time a thought comes up, I just drown it out with an npc phrase >"THE WINDIES ARE LOOKING GOOD THIS YEAR", "THEY ARE REALLY PUTTING ME UNDER THE PUMP AT WORK", "YEAH, I GUESS THE LATEST MARVEL FILM WAS ALRIIIIIGHT..." >Get tired and buzzed and go to bed >This is usually the time when the existential dread hits the hardest >Just use my trick to interrupt my internal monologue >"NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF THE IMPORTED BEERS", "THE LAWN COULD USE A BIT OF A MOW", "IT'S A HOT ONE TODAY, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Fall asleep pretty fast >Wake up feeling better than I ever had >Get to the office >Head straight to the kitchen for coffee >One of my coworkers who I never talk to is there already >Without thinking, just blurt out "BACK AT IT FOR ANOTHER WEEK, AY" >He says "TOO RIGHT, MATE, TOO RIGHT. ANOTHER HOT ONE TODAY, THOUGH, AY?" >"YEAH, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Get to my desk feeling pretty pumped : Ngl bros, this feels pretty f------ good. You should try it.
Anonymous 76404789 >Be me >Be sick of being a mentally ill schizoid autist >Decide that I am going to npcmaxx >Buy a six pack of beer, turn on the cricket, and spend the whole night trying to surpress any internal monologue I have JPG | 40.51 KB Friday 2024-02-09 16:12:03 2 hours ago >Any time a thought comes up, I just drown it out with an npc phrase >"THE WINDIES ARE LOOKING GOOD THIS YEAR", "THEY ARE REALLY PUTTING ME UNDER THE PUMP AT WORK", "YEAH, I GUESS THE LATEST MARVEL FILM WAS ALRIIIIIGHT..." >Get tired and buzzed and go to bed >This is usually the time when the existential dread hits the hardest >Just use my trick to interrupt my internal monologue >"NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF THE IMPORTED BEERS", "THE LAWN COULD USE A BIT OF A MOW", "IT'S A HOT ONE TODAY, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Fall asleep pretty fast >Wake up feeling better than I ever had >Get to the office >Head straight to the kitchen for coffee >One of my coworkers who I never talk to is there already >Without thinking, just blurt out "BACK AT IT FOR ANOTHER WEEK, AY" >He says "TOO RIGHT, MATE, TOO RIGHT. ANOTHER HOT ONE TODAY, THOUGH, AY?" >"YEAH, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Get to my desk feeling pretty pumped : Ngl bros, this feels pretty f------ good. You should try it.

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"Interesting choice of words there, Mr President" | /r/Greentext

2MiB, 1552x868, 1688872751737.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO [4/2/4] Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 18:09:53 No.191833090 Quoted By: >>191833129 >>191833156 >If Ivanka wasn't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her. >It's okay to call Ivanka a piece of ass. >If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father... What did he mean by this? View Reply Original Report
2MiB, 1552x868, 1688872751737.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO [4/2/4] Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 18:09:53 No.191833090 Quoted By: >>191833129 >>191833156 >If Ivanka wasn't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her. >It's okay to call Ivanka a piece of ass. >If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father... What did he mean by this? View Reply Original Report

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Anon has a job interview | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/15(Wed)14:32:49 No.51899305 >interviewer has a Yui figure on his desk >oh y-you like k-on too? who's your favorite? >interviewer: that's a gift from my daughter, she's 7, with a disgusted look on his face >oh... i didn't get the job >>51899332 >>51899353 >>51899373 >>51899761 >>51900570
Anonymous 12/16/15(Wed)14:32:49 No.51899305 >interviewer has a Yui figure on his desk >oh y-you like k-on too? who's your favorite? >interviewer: that's a gift from my daughter, she's 7, with a disgusted look on his face >oh... i didn't get the job >>51899332 >>51899353 >>51899373 >>51899761 >>51900570

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Every post now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous pic unrelated Am I gay? >be me 02/08/24(Thu)16:03:29 No.913645035 5G (7 >straight cis guy
: Anonymous pic unrelated Am I gay? >be me 02/08/24(Thu)16:03:29 No.913645035 5G (7 >straight cis guy

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Didn't remember these games being that hardcore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.666503160 gears-of-war-3.png 2.41 MB PNG >Fascist government is the good guy >Being a cog in the machine is good >Had literal r--- farms to produce roided up babies to fight in its forever war >A character was in said r--- farm and was r---- for years before they realized she was infertile How the f--- did Gears of War get away with this s---?
: Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.666503160 gears-of-war-3.png 2.41 MB PNG >Fascist government is the good guy >Being a cog in the machine is good >Had literal r--- farms to produce roided up babies to fight in its forever war >A character was in said r--- farm and was r---- for years before they realized she was infertile How the f--- did Gears of War get away with this s---?

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

File: il_1588xN.3336284037_c3ko.jpg (197 KB, 1588x893) WWW.ETSY.COM/SHOP/SHARPWRITER Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)22:00:26 No.913656357 KILL ALL COMMIES KILL ALL NAZIS RAHHH HEUSER 15
File: il_1588xN.3336284037_c3ko.jpg (197 KB, 1588x893) WWW.ETSY.COM/SHOP/SHARPWRITER Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)22:00:26 No.913656357 KILL ALL COMMIES KILL ALL NAZIS RAHHH HEUSER 15

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heavy metal clown | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)21:01:18 No. 5886110 > be me > working at a fast-food joint > typical day, taking orders at the drive-thru > suddenly, a car pulls up blasting heavy metal music > can barely hear the customer over the noise > take their order, everything seems normal > they pull up to the window > hand them their food > notice the driver is wearing a full clown costume > not just any clown, but one straight out of a horror movie > trying to keep it cool, hand over the food with a smile > they stare at me with those creepy clown eyes > then, without a word, honks their nose, revs the engine, and speeds off > just another day in fast food hell
Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)21:01:18 No. 5886110 > be me > working at a fast-food joint > typical day, taking orders at the drive-thru > suddenly, a car pulls up blasting heavy metal music > can barely hear the customer over the noise > take their order, everything seems normal > they pull up to the window > hand them their food > notice the driver is wearing a full clown costume > not just any clown, but one straight out of a horror movie > trying to keep it cool, hand over the food with a smile > they stare at me with those creepy clown eyes > then, without a word, honks their nose, revs the engine, and speeds off > just another day in fast food hell

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Putanon is perhaps autistic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 4fXGLblf) 150 KB PNG 02/08/24(Thu)20:26:12 No.458028773 >If you don't mind, i will take 30 seconds or minute to give you short history lesson >proceeds to talk for 30 minutes was this a power move?
Anonymous (ID: 4fXGLblf) 150 KB PNG 02/08/24(Thu)20:26:12 No.458028773 >If you don't mind, i will take 30 seconds or minute to give you short history lesson >proceeds to talk for 30 minutes was this a power move?

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Anon’s don’t wear ties | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 275 KB PNG Anonymous 22 KB JPG 02/08/24(Thu)13:54:22 No.666460713 >TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF! 02/08/24(Thu)13:55:28 No.666460798 >PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!
Anonymous 275 KB PNG Anonymous 22 KB JPG 02/08/24(Thu)13:54:22 No.666460713 >TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF! 02/08/24(Thu)13:55:28 No.666460798 >PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!

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Anon gets a dating advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 9eDiNmkY It's so f------ tiresome Hey hello, so I just saw you and... I'M TIRED OF THIS S---! WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THAT? I WILL NEVER GET A GF! 01/31/24(Wed)14:08:38 No.457133741 eww, gross go to hell don't ever talk to me i have a boyfriend you're a misogynist! no wonder no girl like you that's not the attitude, incel You WILL leave your job You WILL abandon your friends and family You WILL go back to school and sign up for meaningless classes You WILL find your gf at Uni ONLY You WILL be in debt with a gf and be happy [BLOCKED] you're just bitter not all women are like that 1705220752029872.jpg 168 KB JPG MERSY STAN [GHOSTED] >Anon you're too fit for your height >Anon women don't care about looks THIS x1.000 TIMES DUDE, JUST KEEP TRYING. IT'S REALLY EASY TO MEET GIRLS. YOU'LL FIND ONE SOMEDAY. have you tried Tinder? There are many girls there >Anon you can't expect women to approach you; you need to talk to women >Anon you can't cold approach, that's creepy. >Also if you're a chad women will approach you lol >Anon you need to work out and get fit, height doesn't matter >Anon you need to mew >Lol anon all you need to do is shower and smell nice It's so f------ tiresome. No matter what you do there's always another issue and nobody can have an honest f------ conversation with you.
: Anonymous (ID: 9eDiNmkY It's so f------ tiresome Hey hello, so I just saw you and... I'M TIRED OF THIS S---! WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THAT? I WILL NEVER GET A GF! 01/31/24(Wed)14:08:38 No.457133741 eww, gross go to hell don't ever talk to me i have a boyfriend you're a misogynist! no wonder no girl like you that's not the attitude, incel You WILL leave your job You WILL abandon your friends and family You WILL go back to school and sign up for meaningless classes You WILL find your gf at Uni ONLY You WILL be in debt with a gf and be happy [BLOCKED] you're just bitter not all women are like that 1705220752029872.jpg 168 KB JPG MERSY STAN [GHOSTED] >Anon you're too fit for your height >Anon women don't care about looks THIS x1.000 TIMES DUDE, JUST KEEP TRYING. IT'S REALLY EASY TO MEET GIRLS. YOU'LL FIND ONE SOMEDAY. have you tried Tinder? There are many girls there >Anon you can't expect women to approach you; you need to talk to women >Anon you can't cold approach, that's creepy. >Also if you're a chad women will approach you lol >Anon you need to work out and get fit, height doesn't matter >Anon you need to mew >Lol anon all you need to do is shower and smell nice It's so f------ tiresome. No matter what you do there's always another issue and nobody can have an honest f------ conversation with you.

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Indian anon doesn't see the vision | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)19:27:46 No.193478799 Trudeau.png 655 KB PNG >Wore blackface so many times he can't even keep track >Chills with nazi veterans >Strongman who silences his opponents and freezes their finances >Mocks other cultures by dressing up as caricatures of them >Legalized MAID which provides troons with a legal way to ack themselves >Increases the level of homophobia in Canada by importing hordes of Muslims >And to balance the aforementioned point out, redpills the whites by allowing 3rd world Arab and Indian hordes to swarm the country If a secret recording was leaked showing that Trudeau is actually a secret chud who was playing 4d chess all along to redpill Canada, what would be your reaction?
: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)19:27:46 No.193478799 Trudeau.png 655 KB PNG >Wore blackface so many times he can't even keep track >Chills with nazi veterans >Strongman who silences his opponents and freezes their finances >Mocks other cultures by dressing up as caricatures of them >Legalized MAID which provides troons with a legal way to ack themselves >Increases the level of homophobia in Canada by importing hordes of Muslims >And to balance the aforementioned point out, redpills the whites by allowing 3rd world Arab and Indian hordes to swarm the country If a secret recording was leaked showing that Trudeau is actually a secret chud who was playing 4d chess all along to redpill Canada, what would be your reaction?

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anon gets the gorl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)16:42:04 No.68216361 >>68216369 >>68216375 >>68216399 >>68216457 >>68216179 >be me >autismo doing calisthrnics at the gym >cute girl approaches me >Hey, do you climb? >err um... w-what? >Are you into rock climbing? >Oh um n-no >Oh, well you look like a climber >heh heh t-thanks? It looks cool I'd like to try it >Oh yeah? There's this great place down the road from here, you should try it sometime >Ok, I'll check it out >*awkward silence* >Well... nice talking to you... >A few minutes later >*face palm* F---, she wanted me to go rock climbing with her Why was I born this way?
Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)16:42:04 No.68216361 >>68216369 >>68216375 >>68216399 >>68216457 >>68216179 >be me >autismo doing calisthrnics at the gym >cute girl approaches me >Hey, do you climb? >err um... w-what? >Are you into rock climbing? >Oh um n-no >Oh, well you look like a climber >heh heh t-thanks? It looks cool I'd like to try it >Oh yeah? There's this great place down the road from here, you should try it sometime >Ok, I'll check it out >*awkward silence* >Well... nice talking to you... >A few minutes later >*face palm* F---, she wanted me to go rock climbing with her Why was I born this way?

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