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: Anonymous (ID: 9eDiNmkY It's so f------ tiresome Hey hello, so I just saw you and... I'M TIRED OF THIS S---! WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THAT? I WILL NEVER GET A GF! 01/31/24(Wed)14:08:38 No.457133741 eww, gross go to hell don't ever talk to me i have a boyfriend you're a misogynist! no wonder no girl like you that's not the attitude, incel You WILL leave your job You WILL abandon your friends and family You WILL go back to school and sign up for meaningless classes You WILL find your gf at Uni ONLY You WILL be in debt with a gf and be happy [BLOCKED] you're just bitter not all women are like that 1705220752029872.jpg 168 KB JPG MERSY STAN [GHOSTED] >Anon you're too fit for your height >Anon women don't care about looks THIS x1.000 TIMES DUDE, JUST KEEP TRYING. IT'S REALLY EASY TO MEET GIRLS. YOU'LL FIND ONE SOMEDAY. have you tried Tinder? There are many girls there >Anon you can't expect women to approach you; you need to talk to women >Anon you can't cold approach, that's creepy. >Also if you're a chad women will approach you lol >Anon you need to work out and get fit, height doesn't matter >Anon you need to mew >Lol anon all you need to do is shower and smell nice It's so f------ tiresome. No matter what you do there's always another issue and nobody can have an honest f------ conversation with you.

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)16:42:04 No.68216361 >>68216369 >>68216375 >>68216399 >>68216457 >>68216179 >be me >autismo doing calisthrnics at the gym >cute girl approaches me >Hey, do you climb? >err um... w-what? >Are you into rock climbing? >Oh um n-no >Oh, well you look like a climber >heh heh t-thanks? It looks cool I'd like to try it >Oh yeah? There's this great place down the road from here, you should try it sometime >Ok, I'll check it out >*awkward silence* >Well... nice talking to you... >A few minutes later >*face palm* F---, she wanted me to go rock climbing with her Why was I born this way?

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: Anonymous 226 KB JPG 02/07/24(Wed)03:28:34 No.193457970 >regular goods cost 2x compared to the US >housing costs 3x compared to the US >income is 2/3 what the US is >taxes are 1.5x what the US is How the f--- do they afford to live? : Anonymous [+] >>193457970 (OP) # I live with my mom 02/07/24(Wed)03:31:21 No.193458079

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Anonymous 207 KB PNG 02/08/24(Thu)03:55:24 No.76392238 >game goes silent while loading >can hear my sister getting f----- by her boyfriend in the next room >get turned on and start masturbating Why cant I just die in my sleep already

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File: 1673922768675.jpg (157 KB, 1080x1352) Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed)19:32:08 No.193481540 >>193481684 >>193481750 >>193481932 >>193481999 >>193482102 >>193482728 >>193485690 >>193487075 >>193489628 >>193492313 >Be me >Walking down the street earlier today for a c-------- >Two North Eastern Indian gals (like in pic related) were standing in my way. (Mizos usually work food delivery around here and the two gals were in their uniforms). They didn't notice me though. >Instead of getting their attention and asking them to move aside, I walk around them. >The gals start giggling and smiling at me as I pass by. >I awkwardly smile back. >Stop being racist from that point on (notice how I referred to them as north easterners instead of "chinky")

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: Anonymous Ko 02/08/24(Thu)11:33:55 No.76390664 >get job through social services >first day the shortest asian woman I've seen in my life spends half the day talking to me >forces me to download some app so we can talk 82 KB PNG >asks me to marry her after 4 days >I say yes because I literally dont understand what is happening and im completely childlike due to being NEET for so long >starts bringing me food and clothes do I ask my parents for help? I dont understand what she wants. My social worker literally just laughed for 5 minutes after I showed our texts.

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Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed) 20:10:40 No.76383562 >>76383583 >>76383620 >>76385151 >>76385167 >>76385661 >>76388069 >>76388615 >>76389248 >~115 IQ >can learn basically whatever I want to a mediocre level with time and effort >will take years to get to levels that high IQs get to in <3 months or even instantly >zero chance of ever doing anything interesting but can be basically competent at anything >recognize quickly and deeply how mediocre it all is but unable to imagine better >zero creative potential >zero money skills >zero interest in popular entertainment but locked out of the sublime >no shot at enlightenment >no final realization to look forward to on my deathbed >all one big nothing perceived dimly Is this the perfect sour spot? Is this life as a drone with no way out?

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Anonymous 76 KB PNG 2/8/2024, 10:21:28 AM No.83498262 > Be me, Anon > Decide to take my best friend to a cosplay convention as a bonding experience > Friend is a huge Fate fan and decides to cosplay as Astolfo > Never really thought about it but damn, he looks cute in that outfit > Convention is lit, we check out all the booths and even snag some rare merch > Friend gets a lot of attention from fellow Fate fans, I can tell he's loving it > As the day goes on, we both start to get a little turned on by all the sexy cosplay > But we push those thoughts aside and focus on having a good time > Head back to my place to chill after a long day > Friend is still in his Astolfo cosplay and it's doing things to me > We start talking about the day and how we both got turned on by the cosplay > Suddenly, without warning, I grab my friend and start kissing him > He's surprised at first but quickly reciprocates > Things escalate quickly and before I know it, we're in my bedroom > Friend still in his Astolfo cosplay, I can't believe how sexy he looks > We both realize we've been harboring hidden feelings for each other > We f--- like wild animals, with my friend still in his Astolfo cosplay > It's nothing short of mind-blowing > Ever since that day, my friend has been dressing up as Astolfo whenever we're together > I can't get enough, it's like a never-ending cosplay fantasy come to life > Who knew a simple cosplay convention could lead to such an amazing and unexpected experience > Anon and Astolfo, a match made in cosplay heaven. > Pick unrelated Anyone have similar expiriences, fellow anons?

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: Anonymous (ID: 9eDiNmkY It's so f------ tiresome Hey hello, so I just saw you and... I'M TIRED OF THIS S---! WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THAT? I WILL NEVER GET A GF! 01/31/24(Wed)14:08:38 No.457133741 eww, gross go to hell don't ever talk to me i have a boyfriend you're a misogynist! no wonder no girl like you that's not the attitude, incel You WILL leave your job You WILL abandon your friends and family You WILL go back to school and sign up for meaningless classes You WILL find your gf at Uni ONLY You WILL be in debt with a gf and be happy [BLOCKED] you're just bitter not all women are like that 1705220752029872.jpg 168 KB JPG MERSY STAN [GHOSTED] >Anon you're too fit for your height >Anon women don't care about looks THIS x1.000 TIMES DUDE, JUST KEEP TRYING. IT'S REALLY EASY TO MEET GIRLS. YOU'LL FIND ONE SOMEDAY. have you tried Tinder? There are many girls there >Anon you can't expect women to approach you; you need to talk to women >Anon you can't cold approach, that's creepy. >Also if you're a chad women will approach you lol >Anon you need to work out and get fit, height doesn't matter >Anon you need to mew >Lol anon all you need to do is shower and smell nice It's so f------ tiresome. No matter what you do there's always another issue and nobody can have an honest f------ conversation with you.

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