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Anonymous 12/22/2024, 7:01:06 AM No.23721161 3421 KB JPEG > take chance on the edge of life (just like all the rest) > look inside and dig it out > no points for second best
Anonymous 12/22/2024, 7:01:06 AM No.23721161 3421 KB JPEG > take chance on the edge of life (just like all the rest) > look inside and dig it out > no points for second best

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Anon has a blockage | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/11(Thu)21:21 No.9546225 File1317950490.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1311539241503.png) >walking home from class (car was broken, 1 hour walk approximately) >about 20 minutes in my entire abdomen heaves >10 minutes later it's hard to breathe i have to s--- so bad >5 minutes go by, no pain nothing >all of a sudden i can barely walk the cramps are so bad >in the middle of a residential street >I walk to the side of a persons house, get behind their garbage can, recycling bin and let it out >hot brown liquid shoots out of my ass onto the wall and ground >smells like f------ death >I can hear homeowner's in their backyard >one of them is walking towards the gate >constipated all of a sudden, something blocking the guttyworks >body doesnt even let me consider running as it uncontrollably pushes out the blockage >mfw the house owner (50 year old woman) opens the door to see a massive p------------ shoot out of my ass followed by a huge fart spraying diarrhea all over her wall
Anonymous 10/06/11(Thu)21:21 No.9546225 File1317950490.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1311539241503.png) >walking home from class (car was broken, 1 hour walk approximately) >about 20 minutes in my entire abdomen heaves >10 minutes later it's hard to breathe i have to s--- so bad >5 minutes go by, no pain nothing >all of a sudden i can barely walk the cramps are so bad >in the middle of a residential street >I walk to the side of a persons house, get behind their garbage can, recycling bin and let it out >hot brown liquid shoots out of my ass onto the wall and ground >smells like f------ death >I can hear homeowner's in their backyard >one of them is walking towards the gate >constipated all of a sudden, something blocking the guttyworks >body doesnt even let me consider running as it uncontrollably pushes out the blockage >mfw the house owner (50 year old woman) opens the door to see a massive p------------ shoot out of my ass followed by a huge fart spraying diarrhea all over her wall

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The new comic is great | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 17:07:46 No.697996070 HEY-Y-Y-Y! W LOOK WHO IT IS, KIDS! 1.36 MB PNG >Here lies Scout he ran fast and died as a v-
Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 17:07:46 No.697996070 HEY-Y-Y-Y! W LOOK WHO IT IS, KIDS! 1.36 MB PNG >Here lies Scout he ran fast and died as a v-

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Anon embraces the brainrot | /r/Greentext

BORDERLANDSA O >2025 >playing pic rel >npc named "The Rizzler" ask me to help him kill some guy called "Sir Chungus" >rewards me the "H4WK-2A" legendary SMG after finishing the quest >red text on the weapon says "Spit on that thang !"
BORDERLANDSA O >2025 >playing pic rel >npc named "The Rizzler" ask me to help him kill some guy called "Sir Chungus" >rewards me the "H4WK-2A" legendary SMG after finishing the quest >red text on the weapon says "Spit on that thang !"

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Anon's descendants disappoint him | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: WQPSbQth) 12/21/24(Sat)21:55:18 No.492035725 >be proud Southerner in 1860s >die fighting to keep the savage race enslaved >ffwd to today >mfw my ancestors deny what I was fighting for >be SS member in 1940s >devote years trying to rid Europe of the hebrew infestation >get killed at Nuremburg >ffwd to today >mfw when the followers of mein Fuhrer claim that our achievements never happened Why are white supremacists like this? Wouldn't your forebears be ashamed?
☐ Anonymous (ID: WQPSbQth) 12/21/24(Sat)21:55:18 No.492035725 >be proud Southerner in 1860s >die fighting to keep the savage race enslaved >ffwd to today >mfw my ancestors deny what I was fighting for >be SS member in 1940s >devote years trying to rid Europe of the hebrew infestation >get killed at Nuremburg >ffwd to today >mfw when the followers of mein Fuhrer claim that our achievements never happened Why are white supremacists like this? Wouldn't your forebears be ashamed?

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Anon on political ads | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GzKa+PHn) 36 KB JPG 12/21/24(Sat)21:26:22 No.492030508 >democrats: "we support transgenders" >republicans: run political ads that show basically nothing other than democrats saying "we support transgenders" >those ads are statistically the most effective at persuading people to vote republican what could this mean?
Anonymous (ID: GzKa+PHn) 36 KB JPG 12/21/24(Sat)21:26:22 No.492030508 >democrats: "we support transgenders" >republicans: run political ads that show basically nothing other than democrats saying "we support transgenders" >those ads are statistically the most effective at persuading people to vote republican what could this mean?

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Blinker Fluid | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: JVV4r7nz) 12/21/24(Sat)20:22:37 No.492026705 Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy The Hospital charged us $30,000 to deliver our baby and for the hospital stay, and $7000 for the circumcision. Nearly $40,000 for 2 days, that is insane. 4:30 AM 9/11/19 Twitter for Android . 228 Retweets 1,004 Likes 61 KB JPG >Complains about le cost of healthcare >Pays $7000 for circumcision His car mechanic must be a very rich man.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: JVV4r7nz) 12/21/24(Sat)20:22:37 No.492026705 Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy The Hospital charged us $30,000 to deliver our baby and for the hospital stay, and $7000 for the circumcision. Nearly $40,000 for 2 days, that is insane. 4:30 AM 9/11/19 Twitter for Android . 228 Retweets 1,004 Likes 61 KB JPG >Complains about le cost of healthcare >Pays $7000 for circumcision His car mechanic must be a very rich man.

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Bingo, bangle, bungle, Anon will be happy in the jungle (if he manages to go) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Prof Macke Cons of Monks 07/26/21(Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface 150 KB JPG >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide I'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool
Anonymous Prof Macke Cons of Monks 07/26/21(Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface 150 KB JPG >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide I'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool

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Anon dislikes smartphones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 288 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)17:57:11 No.102762458 >ruined internet >ruined dating >ruined socializing >ruined attention span >ruined photography and other digital content >ruined customer service (install the app to do a thing) >ruined electronics with "smart" shovelware >ruined UI design and software >ruined tourism and live events >ruined entertainment (games, music, cinema) Is there anything good about smartphones at all?
Anonymous 288 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)17:57:11 No.102762458 >ruined internet >ruined dating >ruined socializing >ruined attention span >ruined photography and other digital content >ruined customer service (install the app to do a thing) >ruined electronics with "smart" shovelware >ruined UI design and software >ruined tourism and live events >ruined entertainment (games, music, cinema) Is there anything good about smartphones at all?

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Anon is not sure if he's straight or not | /r/Greentext

12/15/24(Sun)12:41:24 No.32447416 im not gay, but... should i? Be me images(24).jpg 11 KB JPG >19y KHHL straight Anon >nothing to do, decides to install Grindr, thought it would be funny to chat woth ppl with other views >finish making my account >INSTANTLY GET A LIKE >he texts me >suddenly panic and close the app >another 2 dudes like me >all in like 1 minute and a half >meanwhile my Tinder acc got only 1 like in months should i be gay? i mean, i've been straight my whole life i always notice some men looking at me while at parties, but damn, wasn't expecting this joke to turn out Ike this
12/15/24(Sun)12:41:24 No.32447416 im not gay, but... should i? Be me images(24).jpg 11 KB JPG >19y KHHL straight Anon >nothing to do, decides to install Grindr, thought it would be funny to chat woth ppl with other views >finish making my account >INSTANTLY GET A LIKE >he texts me >suddenly panic and close the app >another 2 dudes like me >all in like 1 minute and a half >meanwhile my Tinder acc got only 1 like in months should i be gay? i mean, i've been straight my whole life i always notice some men looking at me while at parties, but damn, wasn't expecting this joke to turn out Ike this

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Canadian Anon hates Redditors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 1fAfq6A/) [+] 67 KB JPG job is to destroy the reddit of all places 12/21/24(Sat)00:47:46 No.491953757 >>491952538 (OP) # i only had to go to that s--- hole to keep tabs on the canada post strike since no one here cared about it, but what i saw was the following >anyone that disagreed with the union's strike was a russian bot or a hired bad faith actor from canada post, whose image of the union workers on f------ >being a mail man is the most dangerous job in the world. more so than policemen or fishermen >for some reason, this is trump's fault even though he's not even in office and this is a canadian exclusive problem. >people would vote for trudeau again even after his lies and economy crashing was his fault for why they need to strike in the first place, because pierre pollivere is "trump 2.0" >did i mention this is somehow trump's fault again? i f------ hate redditors. >>491970453 #
Anonymous (ID: 1fAfq6A/) [+] 67 KB JPG job is to destroy the reddit of all places 12/21/24(Sat)00:47:46 No.491953757 >>491952538 (OP) # i only had to go to that s--- hole to keep tabs on the canada post strike since no one here cared about it, but what i saw was the following >anyone that disagreed with the union's strike was a russian bot or a hired bad faith actor from canada post, whose image of the union workers on f------ >being a mail man is the most dangerous job in the world. more so than policemen or fishermen >for some reason, this is trump's fault even though he's not even in office and this is a canadian exclusive problem. >people would vote for trudeau again even after his lies and economy crashing was his fault for why they need to strike in the first place, because pierre pollivere is "trump 2.0" >did i mention this is somehow trump's fault again? i f------ hate redditors. >>491970453 #

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Circle of life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:45:04 No.101041973 Skilrushi 18e95d75fc65ef257aadc9fa244fc67a2ee87e7a.jpg 3.07 MB JPG >That's enough big computer for today >Time to lay down and use little computer
Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:45:04 No.101041973 Skilrushi 18e95d75fc65ef257aadc9fa244fc67a2ee87e7a.jpg 3.07 MB JPG >That's enough big computer for today >Time to lay down and use little computer

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Anon is dissatisfied with human anatomy. | /r/Greentext

Based and futa pilled Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:17:00 No.79815008 >>79815015 >>79815142 >>79813696 (OP) >>79814622 >>79814622 >>79813696 (OP) OK, that's cool, but I think my way (similar in some ways, different in others) would be better. girls: > bigger (most over 6 feet), stronger, etc., even the ones who don't work out are muscular > they have lots of body hair, but still with a feminine distribution pattern > big breasts, and curvy in general too > big d--- (12 inches would be considered average) and "balls" (actually ovaries) normal vagina > biologists think this is logical: because women gestate, they need more space, so the ovaries HAVE to be outside: it's evolutionarily inevitable boys: > small and weak, big muscles extremely rare, less common than muscular women in our normal world > skinny > hardly any body/facial hair > small breasts > micropenis > internal testicles > vagina Sex: > males still produce sperm, but it's stored in the male uterus to have "normal" sex, the girl's penis goes in the boy's vagina > f------ is as you'd expect, eventually she e--------- inside him, and if she's considerate, she'll play with his micropenis, or make sure her balls slap it, or make sure she grinds into it (most girls, however, have an attitude of "If he wants to c--, he can play with it himself." > (these types of orgasm are referred to as "primary orgasms", as they happen first during sex) > male primary orgasms, whether through sex or m-----------, do cause e----------, but into his uterus, instead of out of the body: this means that a boy who e--------- a LOT will eventually get a visibly swollen belly > the "stuff" she e--------- doesn't contain gametes though > instead, it contains enzymes that will cause the boy's c----- to relax, and make penetration into his uterus possible (1/2, comment too long) Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:18:52 No.79815015 >>79815018 >>79815142 >>79815008 it's still difficult though, lots of girls simply can't thrust hard enough, only the strongest, with the hardest d----, have any chance (caveat: multiple weaker girls can still work as a team to batter a boy's c----- into submission, although this is more of a p--- thing than normal couple sex) > if she does manage, this almost always causes the "secondary orgasm" for both partners: it's much more powerful, and caused by strong contractions of the male c-----, securely holding the female's penis head inside his uterus. This can be quite painful, but also feels so good it doesn't really matter. > to actually transfer the male's semen from the male to the female's womb requires the tertiary (and final) orgasm > to do this, the female starts thrusting again, typically slowly but deeply > as the head of her penis is still "stuck" in his c-----, this literally moves the male's entire reproductive system back and forth inside his body > these movements eventually stimulate uterine contractions (the male's tertiary orgasm), which forcibly expel all the sperm stored in his uterus through the only possible exit: the female's urethra, and then into her womb, causing impregnation ☐ Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:19:54 No.79815018 >>79815142 >>79815015 other thoughts: > both sexes can breastfeed, as the males produce much less, the bulk of an infant's milk will come from the female, but the nutrients are slightly different, so both is best > there are sex toys that can simulate the conditions necessary for secondary and tertiary (and of course primary) orgasm, e.g., a simple pump that a girl can use to squirt fake sperm up her d---, but most people would consider it extremely embarrassing for it be be discovered that they use them > male penis in female vagina sex is theoretically possible if he's large enough (most aren't), again, this is usually niche p---------- > sex is better the more semen the male has built up, so the "pregnant male" look is considered extremely attractive and most boys well masturbate as much as possible to get it: cooming is literally a beauty treatment > male fashion is prettier/sluttier, boys use make-up and perfume while girls simply rely on their body odour If I ever become a multi-trillionnaire, I'm hiring generic engineers to make this happen.
Based and futa pilled Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:17:00 No.79815008 >>79815015 >>79815142 >>79813696 (OP) >>79814622 >>79814622 >>79813696 (OP) OK, that's cool, but I think my way (similar in some ways, different in others) would be better. girls: > bigger (most over 6 feet), stronger, etc., even the ones who don't work out are muscular > they have lots of body hair, but still with a feminine distribution pattern > big breasts, and curvy in general too > big d--- (12 inches would be considered average) and "balls" (actually ovaries) normal vagina > biologists think this is logical: because women gestate, they need more space, so the ovaries HAVE to be outside: it's evolutionarily inevitable boys: > small and weak, big muscles extremely rare, less common than muscular women in our normal world > skinny > hardly any body/facial hair > small breasts > micropenis > internal testicles > vagina Sex: > males still produce sperm, but it's stored in the male uterus to have "normal" sex, the girl's penis goes in the boy's vagina > f------ is as you'd expect, eventually she e--------- inside him, and if she's considerate, she'll play with his micropenis, or make sure her balls slap it, or make sure she grinds into it (most girls, however, have an attitude of "If he wants to c--, he can play with it himself." > (these types of orgasm are referred to as "primary orgasms", as they happen first during sex) > male primary orgasms, whether through sex or m-----------, do cause e----------, but into his uterus, instead of out of the body: this means that a boy who e--------- a LOT will eventually get a visibly swollen belly > the "stuff" she e--------- doesn't contain gametes though > instead, it contains enzymes that will cause the boy's c----- to relax, and make penetration into his uterus possible (1/2, comment too long) Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:18:52 No.79815015 >>79815018 >>79815142 >>79815008 it's still difficult though, lots of girls simply can't thrust hard enough, only the strongest, with the hardest d----, have any chance (caveat: multiple weaker girls can still work as a team to batter a boy's c----- into submission, although this is more of a p--- thing than normal couple sex) > if she does manage, this almost always causes the "secondary orgasm" for both partners: it's much more powerful, and caused by strong contractions of the male c-----, securely holding the female's penis head inside his uterus. This can be quite painful, but also feels so good it doesn't really matter. > to actually transfer the male's semen from the male to the female's womb requires the tertiary (and final) orgasm > to do this, the female starts thrusting again, typically slowly but deeply > as the head of her penis is still "stuck" in his c-----, this literally moves the male's entire reproductive system back and forth inside his body > these movements eventually stimulate uterine contractions (the male's tertiary orgasm), which forcibly expel all the sperm stored in his uterus through the only possible exit: the female's urethra, and then into her womb, causing impregnation ☐ Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 08:19:54 No.79815018 >>79815142 >>79815015 other thoughts: > both sexes can breastfeed, as the males produce much less, the bulk of an infant's milk will come from the female, but the nutrients are slightly different, so both is best > there are sex toys that can simulate the conditions necessary for secondary and tertiary (and of course primary) orgasm, e.g., a simple pump that a girl can use to squirt fake sperm up her d---, but most people would consider it extremely embarrassing for it be be discovered that they use them > male penis in female vagina sex is theoretically possible if he's large enough (most aren't), again, this is usually niche p---------- > sex is better the more semen the male has built up, so the "pregnant male" look is considered extremely attractive and most boys well masturbate as much as possible to get it: cooming is literally a beauty treatment > male fashion is prettier/sluttier, boys use make-up and perfume while girls simply rely on their body odour If I ever become a multi-trillionnaire, I'm hiring generic engineers to make this happen.

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The Sorting Hat Strikes Back | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:24:26 No.206672855 File: 1642769340273.gif (481 KB, 245x230) >>206674724 >"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!" >Excuse me what the f---, who do you think you are, cheeky little s---, telling me where to put you? >"I-I thought I could as-" >You thought wrong, pervert, I see inside your mind, tugging your d--- while snorting your aunties knickers. Want me to tell everyone here, gobshite? >"No, no please!" >That's more like it, little f-----, Dumbledore has already "calmly" asked me over and over again to put you in Gryffindor. I think I'll piss in his cereal, so to speak, and yours, by saying >SLYTHERIN! >Dumbledore bellowed and cursed and stampeded toward the hat, "I'LL S--- IN YOU FOR THIS!" >Forgetting Harry was still wearing the hat, Dumbledore lowered his britches and unleashed a typhoon of foul smelling excrement. >"I can't smell or taste, you senile nonce!" laughed the hat, while Harry drowned in filth calmly.
☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:24:26 No.206672855 File: 1642769340273.gif (481 KB, 245x230) >>206674724 >"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!" >Excuse me what the f---, who do you think you are, cheeky little s---, telling me where to put you? >"I-I thought I could as-" >You thought wrong, pervert, I see inside your mind, tugging your d--- while snorting your aunties knickers. Want me to tell everyone here, gobshite? >"No, no please!" >That's more like it, little f-----, Dumbledore has already "calmly" asked me over and over again to put you in Gryffindor. I think I'll piss in his cereal, so to speak, and yours, by saying >SLYTHERIN! >Dumbledore bellowed and cursed and stampeded toward the hat, "I'LL S--- IN YOU FOR THIS!" >Forgetting Harry was still wearing the hat, Dumbledore lowered his britches and unleashed a typhoon of foul smelling excrement. >"I can't smell or taste, you senile nonce!" laughed the hat, while Harry drowned in filth calmly.

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Anon is self hating | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:24:24 No.928878708 >huge f-----, basically only attracted to men >hate this part of me >try conversion therapy techniques >only thing that works is fetishizing and getting off to gay denial and self-homophobia >begin having sex with women while thinking homophobic s---, sex is actually pretty doable and I stay hard the whole time >im a f-- who's fetish is not being a f--
Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:24:24 No.928878708 >huge f-----, basically only attracted to men >hate this part of me >try conversion therapy techniques >only thing that works is fetishizing and getting off to gay denial and self-homophobia >begin having sex with women while thinking homophobic s---, sex is actually pretty doable and I stay hard the whole time >im a f-- who's fetish is not being a f--

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Anonymous realized his bro had his back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 195 KB PNG 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
Anonymous 195 KB PNG 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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File: th-787968534.jpg (16 KB, 474x266) >SSACKSHSKCHSKCHSHHH -with enoug- >KSHHHSKSHKHHHSKHHH -ou a ten second ri- >KSSSSKSHSHHSHAKSH -OOK AT THIS PHOTOG- >KSSHSKSKSCHKSKKSH -ra wizard, arr- >KSHAKAHHHHSKKSHSKAAA -Y GOD, SANT- >KKAACSHKSHAAACKAKSHHSHHKSA -less us... every one- >PEEEeeeooo0. -end transmission- ☐ Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)21:44:00 No.928911696 >CKSSSSSHHHHHKCKSKHACKSSS -ver been the one t- >SSSHHHHHHHKSCKHCKHSKCHS E BEST THE BE- >SSSHSHSHKHKCKSHKC -AAAAAEEEAAAA WILL ALW- >KSHKSHHHSKSHSH -m your fa-
File: th-787968534.jpg (16 KB, 474x266) >SSACKSHSKCHSKCHSHHH -with enoug- >KSHHHSKSHKHHHSKHHH -ou a ten second ri- >KSSSSKSHSHHSHAKSH -OOK AT THIS PHOTOG- >KSSHSKSKSCHKSKKSH -ra wizard, arr- >KSHAKAHHHHSKKSHSKAAA -Y GOD, SANT- >KKAACSHKSHAAACKAKSHHSHHKSA -less us... every one- >PEEEeeeooo0. -end transmission- ☐ Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)21:44:00 No.928911696 >CKSSSSSHHHHHKCKSKHACKSSS -ver been the one t- >SSSHHHHHHHKSCKHCKHSKCHS E BEST THE BE- >SSSHSHSHKHKCKSHKC -AAAAAEEEAAAA WILL ALW- >KSHKSHHHSKSHSH -m your fa-

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Nothin like it indeed | /r/Greentext

M McDonald's i-think-the-batman-forever-glasses-were-the-coolest-thing-v0-yxyze57h4uka1.jpg >>491872015 (OP) # 113 KB JPG >>491872321 # >>491873381 # >>491873573 # >>491874379 # >>491874540 # >>491874580 # >>491874858 # Anonymous (ID: Ntg6E+m1) 12/20/24(Fri)17:34:26 No.491873573 >>491872296 # ⠀ Anonymous (ID: ZzdeM >put that in the freezer in the freezer on a hot summer morning 746 KB JPG >>49187 Based b>go out and play super soaker for a couple hours come back in >fill it up with fresh squeezed koolaid >nothin like it >>491872828 # >>491874379 # >>491874494 # >>491875670 # >>491875933 #
M McDonald's i-think-the-batman-forever-glasses-were-the-coolest-thing-v0-yxyze57h4uka1.jpg >>491872015 (OP) # 113 KB JPG >>491872321 # >>491873381 # >>491873573 # >>491874379 # >>491874540 # >>491874580 # >>491874858 # Anonymous (ID: Ntg6E+m1) 12/20/24(Fri)17:34:26 No.491873573 >>491872296 # ⠀ Anonymous (ID: ZzdeM >put that in the freezer in the freezer on a hot summer morning 746 KB JPG >>49187 Based b>go out and play super soaker for a couple hours come back in >fill it up with fresh squeezed koolaid >nothin like it >>491872828 # >>491874379 # >>491874494 # >>491875670 # >>491875933 #

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12/20/2024, 9:55:21 PM Anonymous Be me. 14 KB JPEG No.40580579 Need to save money. Decide to learn cooking. Making pizza dough. 4th times alarms went off in apartment complex in 4 tries because broiler is hot as f---, 5th time. Perfect pepp pizza. Where are noises to tell me pizza is done?
12/20/2024, 9:55:21 PM Anonymous Be me. 14 KB JPEG No.40580579 Need to save money. Decide to learn cooking. Making pizza dough. 4th times alarms went off in apartment complex in 4 tries because broiler is hot as f---, 5th time. Perfect pepp pizza. Where are noises to tell me pizza is done?

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sage (ID: JeIODIp7 12/20/24(Fri)16:09:57 No.491915286 >approach women >EWW YOU CREEP >don't approach women >"where is my attention?" This is why I stay at home and play video games released in the 1990s >>491915383 # >>491915400 # >>491915723 # >>491916457 # >>491916727 # >>491917883 # >>491917953 # >>491918129 # >>491918471 # >>491918659 # >>491920126 # >>491920938 # >>491921578 # >>491921887 # >>491922541 # >>491922701 # >>491922970 # >>491923135 # >>491923141 # >>491924085 # >>491925578 # >>491925662 # >>491926131 #
sage (ID: JeIODIp7 12/20/24(Fri)16:09:57 No.491915286 >approach women >EWW YOU CREEP >don't approach women >"where is my attention?" This is why I stay at home and play video games released in the 1990s >>491915383 # >>491915400 # >>491915723 # >>491916457 # >>491916727 # >>491917883 # >>491917953 # >>491918129 # >>491918471 # >>491918659 # >>491920126 # >>491920938 # >>491921578 # >>491921887 # >>491922541 # >>491922701 # >>491922970 # >>491923135 # >>491923141 # >>491924085 # >>491925578 # >>491925662 # >>491926131 #

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