sage (ID: JeIODIp7 12/20/24(Fri)16:09:57 No.491915286 >approach women >EWW YOU CREEP >don't approach women >"where is my attention?" This is why I stay at home and play video games released in the 1990s >>491915383 # >>491915400 # >>491915723 # >>491916457 # >>491916727 # >>491917883 # >>491917953 # >>491918129 # >>491918471 # >>491918659 # >>491920126 # >>491920938 # >>491921578 # >>491921887 # >>491922541 # >>491922701 # >>491922970 # >>491923135 # >>491923141 # >>491924085 # >>491925578 # >>491925662 # >>491926131 #

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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This man will take over Devil May Cry This man will take over Devil (...) 12/14/24(Sat)00:03:02 No.697203931 はいということでね G Damn it all the hell.png Looks like we are f-----. 1.32 MB PNG >Kuckmiya leaves Capcom >Proceeds to fail at everything he does >Meanwhile Itsuno actually makes DMC into the greatest game ever >Kuckmiya continues to flop with lesser gimmick character action games that get no traction >Itsuno gets pushed out because Capcom forced him to rush Dragon's Dogma 2 >Kuckmiya sees this as his chance to come crawling back to Capcom Devil May Cry became popular IN SPITE of him. It became good IN SPITE of him. If he gets his way he will f--- up the DMC lore and turn the DMC 1 remake and DMC 6 will be a gimmick s--- fest.

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Anonymous (ID: AUOTFN2Q) HAPPENING 12/19/24(Thu)18:57:34 No.491858948 OSZ @OpenSourceZone ⚫ 2m Mitch McConnell Says America Is Looking Like 1930s Germany: "We're in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before World War II" "Even the slogan is the same 'America First' That was what they said in the '30s." 6 272 5 tl 295 file.png 541 KB PNG

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Anon something something. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)20:14:12 No.697869974 qPHI3VVLVP.png 851 KB PNG >Tim Sweeney's Arch Nemesis >disassembles unreal engine by telling facts and truth nukes >exposes all nu-devs associated with unreal engine >unveils their lack of skill and inability to act >humbles current GPU manufacturers into shame >makes power point slides that teach you rare knowledge and insights on graphics He is /ourguy/.

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Anonymous 180 KB JPG 04/05/21(Mon)17:55:17 No.63067891 >Be me >Find berry >Tell unga to eat berry >Unga eat berry >Unga fall suddenly >Unga sleep for 3 moons >Unga still sleep >Not sure if berry safe

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: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)20:08:25 No.913396874 8765434567876543567.jpg 296 KB JPG >claims to be against degeneracy >walks around with gay PPC p--- on his face

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Anon reads A Christmas Carol | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)10:19:16 No.22857923 >failing high school english literature >parents get me tutor >told to read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickins >book supposedly is a classical of literature >tutor says is about true meaning of christmas >read it and give tutor a presentation on book >start presentation >dude pretending to be ghost comes into Scrooge's bedroom every night >door conveniently always unlocked >holds Scrooge's hand and takes him to different parties >ghost randomly claims its the past, present or future >Scrooge wakes up each morning in bed feeling queasy >unsure if night before actually happened >clearly Scrooge was drugged and ring-sausaged all night long >this book is just a gayrape fantasy and not suitable for kids >end presentation mfw tutor quits, recommends to parents i see therapist

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Anon tells about celestial phenomenons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 203 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:48:23 No.17364544 >1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg >1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel >1665 celestial phenomenon over Stralsund >According to the broadsheet, around dawn on 14 April 1561, "many men and women" of Nuremberg saw what the broadsheet describes as an aerial battle "out of the sun", followed by the appearance of a large black triangular object and exhausted combattant spheres falling to earth in clouds of smoke. The broadsheet claims that witnesses observed hundreds of spheres, cylinders, and other odd-shaped objects that moved erratically overhead. What the hell was happening here? 9 Replies View Thread

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Anon wants to be a toilet | /r/Greentext

File: gucci.jpg (24 KB, 502x892) The Demiurge 12/19/24(Thu)22:27:48 No.79806190 > Be me, mentally insane > kill myself > reincarnation angel asks what I wanna be next > expecting me to say sum basic s--- like a billionaire or celebrity > "Gucci Skibidi Toilet no cap" > angel stunned by the raw drip of my answer > come back as the most luxurious throne ever created > got swangas spinning while I'm flushing > bass boosted bidet got the hoes thinking they in the VIP section of the club > camera head doing lil dances whenever someone drops that heat > whole bathroom hitting them skibidi moves > every other toilet in shambles, can't compete with this level of bussin > living my best afterlife, no regrets

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Anon never read a book | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous took 4chan advice and read a c(...) 12/20/24(Fri)07:59:52 No.79804825 553 KB JPG >f--- it, fine >be me >make post on 4chan about how i accidentally talked about "chapter books" to a girl instead of just calling them books >everybody calls me a f----- for saying manga/comics are superior >everybody says i should just read those books >ffw to today, went to the bookstore and actually avoided the manga section >pick up this chapter book that seems really interesting at first, cover has this giant horse with wings >flip through it >literally just words on pages for 500 pages and then it ends >no sense of urgency or action >author expects the reader to do 90% of the work and visualize everything happening >put book down you guys are retarded for reading chapter books, but whatever

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Anonymous (ID: 501KGS) ISS going down, not a drill 580 KB JPG 12/16/24(Mon)20:36:55 No.491606732 FEMA anon here. Posting this before the higher-ups lock everything down. S---- going sideways with the ISS. We got a briefing this morning: major structural crack detected. Not some hairline b-------, we're talking catastrophic failure levels. They're scrambling, but it's too late. They tried to patch it a few months ago, but it's worse than they thought. Chain reaction started last night. No official word yet, but deorbit is happening, uncontrolled. NASA and Roscosmos are freaking out. They're gonna spin it like they planned this, but I'm telling you now: this is an emergency. 5km per month is the current deorbit rate.

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/b/ - Ask a guy... M Anonymous No.601464164 34 minutes ago Ask a guy who works at McDonalds anything 17 replies Anonymous No.601464417 32 minutes ago >>601464164 (OP) where do you work 1 reply Anonymous No.601464445 32 minutes ago >>601464417 McDonalds • • •

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11 KB JPG princess Sup /b/ >be me >just started dating qt3.14 full blooded Native American girl >she's a Marine >tfw literally dating a Navajo warrior >know very little about Native American culture, even less about Navajo culture >her stories seem super interesting, but I can't tell if she's telling the truth or if she's just straight up making s--- up >for example she told me her religion doesn't allow her to look directly at the moon >no idea if it's true or not

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sage (ID: JeIODIp7 12/20/24(Fri)16:09:57 No.491915286 >approach women >EWW YOU CREEP >don't approach women >"where is my attention?" This is why I stay at home and play video games released in the 1990s >>491915383 # >>491915400 # >>491915723 # >>491916457 # >>491916727 # >>491917883 # >>491917953 # >>491918129 # >>491918471 # >>491918659 # >>491920126 # >>491920938 # >>491921578 # >>491921887 # >>491922541 # >>491922701 # >>491922970 # >>491923135 # >>491923141 # >>491924085 # >>491925578 # >>491925662 # >>491926131 #

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