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: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)08:26:55 No.67505120 >You are not ENTITLED to anything, you DESERVE nothing, and don't expect ANYTHING AT ALL >What the f---? What do you mean you don't want to work? Who is going to keep society running? Who will work to provide 119 KB JPG my Social Security checks?
: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)08:26:55 No.67505120 >You are not ENTITLED to anything, you DESERVE nothing, and don't expect ANYTHING AT ALL >What the f---? What do you mean you don't want to work? Who is going to keep society running? Who will work to provide 119 KB JPG my Social Security checks?

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Anon buys spinach | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)23:06:28 No.8666680 363 KB JPG Bought baby spinach for the first time. About 70% of the leaves felt like rubber. Why did they feel like rubber? Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)23:15:29 No.8666720 >>8666680 (OP) >he fell for the rubber spinach Oldest trick in the book.
Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)23:06:28 No.8666680 363 KB JPG Bought baby spinach for the first time. About 70% of the leaves felt like rubber. Why did they feel like rubber? Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)23:15:29 No.8666720 >>8666680 (OP) >he fell for the rubber spinach Oldest trick in the book.

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Anon is French | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)17:44:29 No.872999732 >be me >french >every single person on the internet hates us for seemingly no reason /b/ can you explain I dont get it 185 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)17:46:15 No.872999842 >>872999732 (OP) # >french : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)17:47:41 No.872999911 >>872999732 (OP) # >implying being french isn't reason enough
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)17:44:29 No.872999732 >be me >french >every single person on the internet hates us for seemingly no reason /b/ can you explain I dont get it 185 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)17:46:15 No.872999842 >>872999732 (OP) # >french : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)17:47:41 No.872999911 >>872999732 (OP) # >implying being french isn't reason enough

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anon is a schizo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)02:32:46 No.67290413 >at gfs house >casually binging youtube while she takes a shower >she asks me to give her a new bath towel >open the door to give her the towel 215 KB GIF >shes not there >the shower isnt even on >take a moment to process >im in someone's house >last time I talked to anyone was 10 yrs ago >never had a GF (29) >the walls are turning to white >a straight jacket is wrapped around me >im a the psych ward >mfw I trolled myself again by taking the meds
: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)02:32:46 No.67290413 >at gfs house >casually binging youtube while she takes a shower >she asks me to give her a new bath towel >open the door to give her the towel 215 KB GIF >shes not there >the shower isnt even on >take a moment to process >im in someone's house >last time I talked to anyone was 10 yrs ago >never had a GF (29) >the walls are turning to white >a straight jacket is wrapped around me >im a the psych ward >mfw I trolled myself again by taking the meds

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No more monkeys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)23:38:26 No.67501076 >be me 5 years ago >buying a bed at store >store owner asks whats wrong with the old one >told her I was jumping on the bed 40 KB JPG >she gets flustered and changes the subject >just now realised "jumping on the bed" is a euphemism for sex >she thought i was having sex >was actually just jumping on the bed
: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)23:38:26 No.67501076 >be me 5 years ago >buying a bed at store >store owner asks whats wrong with the old one >told her I was jumping on the bed 40 KB JPG >she gets flustered and changes the subject >just now realised "jumping on the bed" is a euphemism for sex >she thought i was having sex >was actually just jumping on the bed

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Anon exists, or not? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)20:16:53 No.849759429 >be me >or not 79 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)20:16:53 No.849759429 >be me >or not 79 KB JPG

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Anon fell into the trap | /r/Greentext

14m (2/20 18:17) · 873040001 1 Re · 1 Img · PNG 12KB · (101 × 128) >have sex >didn't cure all my mental illnesses the f---
14m (2/20 18:17) · 873040001 1 Re · 1 Img · PNG 12KB · (101 × 128) >have sex >didn't cure all my mental illnesses the f---

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Anon hates ads | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)05:24:51 No.783138448 whats with the american military ads during sports? >hurr durr, we are brave and s--- >army, navy, air force all 5-6 times powerful than other nations >all this power and technology to fight against some poor goat herders in 78 KB JPG desert isnt the goat herder really the brave one to stand up against this might? do americans larp it all up?
: Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)05:24:51 No.783138448 whats with the american military ads during sports? >hurr durr, we are brave and s--- >army, navy, air force all 5-6 times powerful than other nations >all this power and technology to fight against some poor goat herders in 78 KB JPG desert isnt the goat herder really the brave one to stand up against this might? do americans larp it all up?

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Anon is bald | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >l make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? O Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 ► >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 ► >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?
File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >l make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? O Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 ► >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 ► >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?

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anon teaches capitalism to crows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/13/17(Mon)15:30:03 Nó.18926794 I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying 868 KB JPG somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? 7 Replies /1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 11/13/17(Mon)15:30:03 Nó.18926794 I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying 868 KB JPG somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? 7 Replies /1 Image View Thread

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Anon jerks off | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)16:43:53 No.62751684 >>62751748 >>62751768 >>62751775 >>62751786 >>62751788 >>62751791 >>62751801 >>62751820 >>62751831 >be me 27 khhv >5/10 chubby girl comes into gas station every night >works at the weed store in the next town over and always stops for snacks/gas when she gets off work >finally decide to shoot my shot >"no thanks I don't really date guys who work at gas stations" >hit cancel payment on my screen >"looks like your card was declined" >she tries again >cancel payment again >"sorry if you can't pay you're going to have to leave" >"bbut.. im almost out of gas and there's nothing else around" >tell her that sucks but she has to leave >watch her walk to her car in a practical blizzard >go home >fall asleep peacefully after furiously jacking it to the idea of her freezing to death in her car
Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)16:43:53 No.62751684 >>62751748 >>62751768 >>62751775 >>62751786 >>62751788 >>62751791 >>62751801 >>62751820 >>62751831 >be me 27 khhv >5/10 chubby girl comes into gas station every night >works at the weed store in the next town over and always stops for snacks/gas when she gets off work >finally decide to shoot my shot >"no thanks I don't really date guys who work at gas stations" >hit cancel payment on my screen >"looks like your card was declined" >she tries again >cancel payment again >"sorry if you can't pay you're going to have to leave" >"bbut.. im almost out of gas and there's nothing else around" >tell her that sucks but she has to leave >watch her walk to her car in a practical blizzard >go home >fall asleep peacefully after furiously jacking it to the idea of her freezing to death in her car

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Anon loves his mom | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)19:32:35 No.8992598 []>>8992605 >see mom outside watering the plants >tell mom that I got a girl pregnant >laughingmom.jpg >"those Japanese drawing of girls can't get pregnant, anon" l-love you too, mom.
O Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)19:32:35 No.8992598 []>>8992605 >see mom outside watering the plants >tell mom that I got a girl pregnant >laughingmom.jpg >"those Japanese drawing of girls can't get pregnant, anon" l-love you too, mom.

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Anon goes to the weed store | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)10:48:40 No.62398719 Old memory just struck me. >at weed store owned by old white grandma looking lady >lots of good quality strains for good prices >would amp up my gay qualities because it made the owner laugh and she'd make my 9 KB JPG bags a lil bit heavier >one night old lady goes to the back of the store for some reason, calls her husband out to finish my order >quite, old, hulking, native american man shuffles out >ask for 2 grams of an indica, he puts a hefty 8g nug in my bag, then takes my payment. >Tells me "Thank you for making her laugh." as I leave. It was shut down by the police about 6 weeks later. Good times.
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)10:48:40 No.62398719 Old memory just struck me. >at weed store owned by old white grandma looking lady >lots of good quality strains for good prices >would amp up my gay qualities because it made the owner laugh and she'd make my 9 KB JPG bags a lil bit heavier >one night old lady goes to the back of the store for some reason, calls her husband out to finish my order >quite, old, hulking, native american man shuffles out >ask for 2 grams of an indica, he puts a hefty 8g nug in my bag, then takes my payment. >Tells me "Thank you for making her laugh." as I leave. It was shut down by the police about 6 weeks later. Good times.

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Anon's existence is seen as a joke. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)06:10:29 No.67503752 >exit store >car drives by >two girls in the back seat >they point and me and laugh at me as the car drives by I'm just trying to exist 51 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)06:10:29 No.67503752 >exit store >car drives by >two girls in the back seat >they point and me and laugh at me as the car drives by I'm just trying to exist 51 KB PNG

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Anon is khv | /r/Greentext

I wasted my teenage years. >didn't do drugs >didn't start a relationship or have sex >didn't have friends >didn't learn an instrument and 125 KB JPG start a s--- band >didn't go to sleepovers >only ever skipped school to stay home & cry >don't have any photos of myself because I never took any >didn't get a min wage summer job >didn't go to summer camp >don't have any interesting stories about my teenage years >didn't even try, really I'll never get those years back. I squandered them doing literally nothing. What have I done?
I wasted my teenage years. >didn't do drugs >didn't start a relationship or have sex >didn't have friends >didn't learn an instrument and 125 KB JPG start a s--- band >didn't go to sleepovers >only ever skipped school to stay home & cry >don't have any photos of myself because I never took any >didn't get a min wage summer job >didn't go to summer camp >don't have any interesting stories about my teenage years >didn't even try, really I'll never get those years back. I squandered them doing literally nothing. What have I done?

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Anon and the Chad | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous Good Chad Stories 10/19/18(Fri)17:56:42 No.4879715 >be me >about 2 years ago meve o >junior in high school >no friends >reading a light novel before gym in the changing room >chad senior walks up to me 264 KB JPG >"hey man i respect the grind" >comments on how he saw me everyday reading >says he's never seen someone like me these days >try really hard not to let him see the cover >he sees it anyway >"aw dude i love anime" >proceed to talk about dragon ball and mainstream s--- for a minute >time to go to gym >give him an awkward fist bump It's the closest i've gotten to a chad. I don't know where he is but I wish him the best. I Reply View Thread
E Anonymous Good Chad Stories 10/19/18(Fri)17:56:42 No.4879715 >be me >about 2 years ago meve o >junior in high school >no friends >reading a light novel before gym in the changing room >chad senior walks up to me 264 KB JPG >"hey man i respect the grind" >comments on how he saw me everyday reading >says he's never seen someone like me these days >try really hard not to let him see the cover >he sees it anyway >"aw dude i love anime" >proceed to talk about dragon ball and mainstream s--- for a minute >time to go to gym >give him an awkward fist bump It's the closest i've gotten to a chad. I don't know where he is but I wish him the best. I Reply View Thread

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Anon has ashy skin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist 74 KB JPG >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it
Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist 74 KB JPG >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it

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Very big F | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sad things you do 11/12/15(Thu)22:15:16 No.24222146 >Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift at a gas station >She leaves pizza for me >Have two games for my 22 KB PNG SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The Addams Family >Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it >Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games. >Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway. >Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games. >One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died. >In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and eat burnt pizza. >Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste. >Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station >Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken
: Anonymous Sad things you do 11/12/15(Thu)22:15:16 No.24222146 >Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift at a gas station >She leaves pizza for me >Have two games for my 22 KB PNG SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The Addams Family >Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it >Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games. >Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway. >Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games. >One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died. >In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and eat burnt pizza. >Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste. >Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station >Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken

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