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Women, I am sorry. 50 KB PNG >huge gut, moobs >used to like big boobs >enjoyed watching them clap and jiggle >therefore developed a huge crush on a volleyball team member with an enormous rack >used to simp on her hard a >recently got fat due to needing an amount of energy for a contest >started working out to fix it. >well, those things started jiggling the moment i applied force to my body >and oh boy do they jiggle. >the inertia feels like a chicagoian black man named tyreek is punching me in the guts for calling his fit trash >and they are so f------ heavy somehow it hurts even without them bouncing >feels like wearing two dumbells on my body that feels pain >tfw this is how it feels to have huge boobs And women had no ways to get rid of it while facing s--- from simps...... You know what? I am sorry, Cherry from highschool.
Women, I am sorry. 50 KB PNG >huge gut, moobs >used to like big boobs >enjoyed watching them clap and jiggle >therefore developed a huge crush on a volleyball team member with an enormous rack >used to simp on her hard a >recently got fat due to needing an amount of energy for a contest >started working out to fix it. >well, those things started jiggling the moment i applied force to my body >and oh boy do they jiggle. >the inertia feels like a chicagoian black man named tyreek is punching me in the guts for calling his fit trash >and they are so f------ heavy somehow it hurts even without them bouncing >feels like wearing two dumbells on my body that feels pain >tfw this is how it feels to have huge boobs And women had no ways to get rid of it while facing s--- from simps...... You know what? I am sorry, Cherry from highschool.

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File: pepelaughz.jpg (40 KB, 800x450) >"uh, Anon?" Arab Guy Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:46:45 No.917295888 >be me >walking home from work >notice this Arab guy taking out the trash from the dumpster >i assume that this is his job, he does this every day. >suddenly, he trips and falls >i run over and help him up >In a thick Arabian accent, he says: "Thank you sir." And starts small talking with me. >"so, what is your name?" >"a good name that is. I am Hassan Al-Asad" >we start talking for a bit, im pretty confused, but i just go along with it >he talks about how he lives in a two-room apartment with his wife and three kids >"we live in that building up there" >he points to a s----- looking condominium >he talks about how he works two jobs, during the day he teaches math at the local university and when his shift is over, he's a garbageman >he comes back home to his crappy apartment after 11 hours of nonstop work only for a quick dinner, short sex with his wife, and sleep. >tells me that he's fine with his life, and that Allah will repay his kindness greatly someday >"what do you do for a living, mr. anon?" >tell him that im working at an office part time before i go to university >he laughs >"hey, maybe ill be your proffesor someday!" >i laugh as well >"haha, maybe..." >we get along pretty well >"So, Hassan... what do you do when you get home? after dinner and stuff." >"Oh, I go on 4chan's /b/ /r9k/ and /pol/ to say racist things about arabs." >i raise my eyebrow, confused >"uh... arent you arab?" >he laughs, much louder than before >"yes, but i just like to..." >he tries to think of a word >"Troll?" >"yes, thats it, troll! i like to troll people and convince them that arabs control the world. especially if theyre from Iraq, my home country!" >ask him how many posts he makes in a day >"oh, i post about 100-200 posts a day, all with the same message" >mfw all those racist/pol/tard posts against arabs all come from the same guy >mfw that guy is arab himself
File: pepelaughz.jpg (40 KB, 800x450) >"uh, Anon?" Arab Guy Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:46:45 No.917295888 >be me >walking home from work >notice this Arab guy taking out the trash from the dumpster >i assume that this is his job, he does this every day. >suddenly, he trips and falls >i run over and help him up >In a thick Arabian accent, he says: "Thank you sir." And starts small talking with me. >"so, what is your name?" >"a good name that is. I am Hassan Al-Asad" >we start talking for a bit, im pretty confused, but i just go along with it >he talks about how he lives in a two-room apartment with his wife and three kids >"we live in that building up there" >he points to a s----- looking condominium >he talks about how he works two jobs, during the day he teaches math at the local university and when his shift is over, he's a garbageman >he comes back home to his crappy apartment after 11 hours of nonstop work only for a quick dinner, short sex with his wife, and sleep. >tells me that he's fine with his life, and that Allah will repay his kindness greatly someday >"what do you do for a living, mr. anon?" >tell him that im working at an office part time before i go to university >he laughs >"hey, maybe ill be your proffesor someday!" >i laugh as well >"haha, maybe..." >we get along pretty well >"So, Hassan... what do you do when you get home? after dinner and stuff." >"Oh, I go on 4chan's /b/ /r9k/ and /pol/ to say racist things about arabs." >i raise my eyebrow, confused >"uh... arent you arab?" >he laughs, much louder than before >"yes, but i just like to..." >he tries to think of a word >"Troll?" >"yes, thats it, troll! i like to troll people and convince them that arabs control the world. especially if theyre from Iraq, my home country!" >ask him how many posts he makes in a day >"oh, i post about 100-200 posts a day, all with the same message" >mfw all those racist/pol/tard posts against arabs all come from the same guy >mfw that guy is arab himself

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Anonymous 80 KB JPEG 4/23/2024, 12:40:18 AM > be me, 17-year-old high school senior No.67970180 > shy, not many friends, but really into drawing > decide to join art club, super nervous > first meeting, sit in the corner, sketch quietly > girl next to me looks over, smiles > "Hey, that's really good!" she says > heartattack.exe > chat a bit, turns out we both love anime > start hanging out after school to watch Studio Ghibli movies > fast forward a few months > we've become really good friends, feels like I've known her forever > one day, she gives me a small notebook > it's filled with drawings of us and all our favorite moments together > "Thanks for being my friend, anon. You've made this year amazing," she writes >mfw I realize I've found my best friend >mfw I'm not so shy anymore < > feelsgoodman
Anonymous 80 KB JPEG 4/23/2024, 12:40:18 AM > be me, 17-year-old high school senior No.67970180 > shy, not many friends, but really into drawing > decide to join art club, super nervous > first meeting, sit in the corner, sketch quietly > girl next to me looks over, smiles > "Hey, that's really good!" she says > heartattack.exe > chat a bit, turns out we both love anime > start hanging out after school to watch Studio Ghibli movies > fast forward a few months > we've become really good friends, feels like I've known her forever > one day, she gives me a small notebook > it's filled with drawings of us and all our favorite moments together > "Thanks for being my friend, anon. You've made this year amazing," she writes >mfw I realize I've found my best friend >mfw I'm not so shy anymore < > feelsgoodman

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Its at 26:55 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:57:34 No.74105458 K EX EN sg-joerogan-tucker-1200-x-628-1200x630-1.jpg 69 KB JPG >haven't listened to Joe Rogan in years >decide for the first time in awhile to give a listen to the new one >Rogan literally brings up chimps within the first 30 minutes and says verbatim >"Yeah, they'll tear you apart" What the f--- dude, does this guy really only talk about chimps 24/7?
: Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:57:34 No.74105458 K EX EN sg-joerogan-tucker-1200-x-628-1200x630-1.jpg 69 KB JPG >haven't listened to Joe Rogan in years >decide for the first time in awhile to give a listen to the new one >Rogan literally brings up chimps within the first 30 minutes and says verbatim >"Yeah, they'll tear you apart" What the f--- dude, does this guy really only talk about chimps 24/7?

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Anon has a neuron activation, pattern recognition | /r/Greentext

File: 1712777850444026.png (197 KB, 528x960) Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 17:31:42 No.674239295 >>67 >>674240229 >>674240510 >>674240595 >>674240621 >>674240692 >>6742 >burned my finger really bad >can't properly click my mouse What are some gaems that I can play with my left hand only? ☐ Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:32:41 No.674239375 ► >>674239295 (OP) amogus Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 17:32:51 No.674239389 AMOGUS ☐ Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:32:56 No.674239397 >>674241940 >>674239295 (OP). sus >> Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:00 No.674239407 sus Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:10 No.674239420 >>674239375 >>674239389 came here to post this Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:32 No.674239460 Imposter. >>674241940 >>674239506
File: 1712777850444026.png (197 KB, 528x960) Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 17:31:42 No.674239295 >>67 >>674240229 >>674240510 >>674240595 >>674240621 >>674240692 >>6742 >burned my finger really bad >can't properly click my mouse What are some gaems that I can play with my left hand only? ☐ Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:32:41 No.674239375 ► >>674239295 (OP) amogus Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 17:32:51 No.674239389 AMOGUS ☐ Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:32:56 No.674239397 >>674241940 >>674239295 (OP). sus >> Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:00 No.674239407 sus Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:10 No.674239420 >>674239375 >>674239389 came here to post this Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:32 No.674239460 Imposter. >>674241940 >>674239506

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Anon is normal and straight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)21:00:44 No.77229163 >be me >be normal and straight >we have gay sex and I completely forget about the nightmare I had
Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)21:00:44 No.77229163 >be me >be normal and straight >we have gay sex and I completely forget about the nightmare I had

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Emergency plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PNG | 273.34 KB Monday 2024-04-22 22:20:45 15 minutes ago 77230206 here's my plan >get drunk >cut my wrists >go to ER >they call my parents >parents think I am a retard and stop pestering me to finish my degree or get a job >I get to be a NEET for the rest of my life while my family ignores me because they finally realize I am an embarrassing disappointment do you think it will work? Reply 0 Images 1< REPLY
Anonymous PNG | 273.34 KB Monday 2024-04-22 22:20:45 15 minutes ago 77230206 here's my plan >get drunk >cut my wrists >go to ER >they call my parents >parents think I am a retard and stop pestering me to finish my degree or get a job >I get to be a NEET for the rest of my life while my family ignores me because they finally realize I am an embarrassing disappointment do you think it will work? Reply 0 Images 1< REPLY

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Anon despises boomers and the government | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: FvmXd0y2) 05/23/20(Sat) 13:28:18 No.258534577 >>258534849 >>258534923 >>258535107 >>258535207 >>258535362 >>258535382 >>258535541 >>258535583 >>258536410 >>258537399 >>258537629 >>258537878 >>258539310 >>258539388 >>258541003 >>258543211 >>258543570 File: 3546347547373.jpg (116 KB, 555x719) >Wrench >>258532602 (OP) # I wanna start a company where I install septic tanks in trailer parks. The equipment I need. >Shovel >Prefabbed septic tanks What the government says I need. >Yearly training courses that cover everything from septic systems to water heaters. 4 days a year. >Forming and registering an LLC for taxes, must have a physical address separate from your home for the company. >Business license in county, meets once a year has your main competition (large septic tank installer) on the board. >1 million dollars in liability insurance >$200,000 in bonded money for liability >Environmental compliance training, requires 2 year AA degree to enroll at the college for 2 semester course. >Business health insurance and unemployment for just yourself (12k a year) in addition to your personal health insurance. >Certification in small machinery operation, another yearly training course, because insurance would cost 24k a year if you just used a shovel (worried about back injuries). >Small backhoe for digging a hole. >Insurance for the backhoe > Truck to transport backhoe and class B license, insurance for truck and yearly courses on operating the truck >Permits for every installation >Inspections for every installation before you finish, turns a 1 day job in a 3 day commitment. What boomers needed >Shovel >Wrench >Prefabbed septic tanks
Anonymous (ID: FvmXd0y2) 05/23/20(Sat) 13:28:18 No.258534577 >>258534849 >>258534923 >>258535107 >>258535207 >>258535362 >>258535382 >>258535541 >>258535583 >>258536410 >>258537399 >>258537629 >>258537878 >>258539310 >>258539388 >>258541003 >>258543211 >>258543570 File: 3546347547373.jpg (116 KB, 555x719) >Wrench >>258532602 (OP) # I wanna start a company where I install septic tanks in trailer parks. The equipment I need. >Shovel >Prefabbed septic tanks What the government says I need. >Yearly training courses that cover everything from septic systems to water heaters. 4 days a year. >Forming and registering an LLC for taxes, must have a physical address separate from your home for the company. >Business license in county, meets once a year has your main competition (large septic tank installer) on the board. >1 million dollars in liability insurance >$200,000 in bonded money for liability >Environmental compliance training, requires 2 year AA degree to enroll at the college for 2 semester course. >Business health insurance and unemployment for just yourself (12k a year) in addition to your personal health insurance. >Certification in small machinery operation, another yearly training course, because insurance would cost 24k a year if you just used a shovel (worried about back injuries). >Small backhoe for digging a hole. >Insurance for the backhoe > Truck to transport backhoe and class B license, insurance for truck and yearly courses on operating the truck >Permits for every installation >Inspections for every installation before you finish, turns a 1 day job in a 3 day commitment. What boomers needed >Shovel >Wrench >Prefabbed septic tanks

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So don't you hold me, if you don't wanna know me. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PNG | 342.93 KB Monday 2024-04-22 20:33:25 2 hours ago 77228868 >Talking with female coworker >She keeps asking me about my opinion on bodycount >Tell her that a high one is disgusting to me >Wants to know how much exactly is too much for me eventhough Im saying that I dont have an exact number for that >Just say 10 because she wont stop asking >Gives me a shocked look as if I just killed someone or something Clown society 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY
Anonymous PNG | 342.93 KB Monday 2024-04-22 20:33:25 2 hours ago 77228868 >Talking with female coworker >She keeps asking me about my opinion on bodycount >Tell her that a high one is disgusting to me >Wants to know how much exactly is too much for me eventhough Im saying that I dont have an exact number for that >Just say 10 because she wont stop asking >Gives me a shocked look as if I just killed someone or something Clown society 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY

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Anon gets a visit from his cousin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 620 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)13:44:27 No.917284479 >8 y/o cousin is staying over >she walks into my room late at night >"I can't sleep... can you play with me?" >"let's keep this a secret, mom doesn't want you up this late" >turns on my switch >fires up Mario Kart 8 and lets her knock herself out >she passes out a half hour later >gently pick her up and carries her back to her room, tucking her in and gently closing the door behind me >always been the "cool cousin" and this trip solidified it, now she's begging her parents for a Switch >end of story Now tell me, what were you sick f---- expecting to happen? Anonymous cool story bro Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 13:50:24 No.917284719 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:36 No.917284974 when i was like 5, i would ask my tween female cousin to show me her vadina lol
Anonymous 620 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)13:44:27 No.917284479 >8 y/o cousin is staying over >she walks into my room late at night >"I can't sleep... can you play with me?" >"let's keep this a secret, mom doesn't want you up this late" >turns on my switch >fires up Mario Kart 8 and lets her knock herself out >she passes out a half hour later >gently pick her up and carries her back to her room, tucking her in and gently closing the door behind me >always been the "cool cousin" and this trip solidified it, now she's begging her parents for a Switch >end of story Now tell me, what were you sick f---- expecting to happen? Anonymous cool story bro Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 13:50:24 No.917284719 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:36 No.917284974 when i was like 5, i would ask my tween female cousin to show me her vadina lol

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anon becomes beautiful | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 119 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:59 No.77229887 i was taking 10 cold showers every day and my maxilla literally pushed itself forward i went outside and touched grass like someone from reddit told me to and i saw myself transforming from ricecel mutt into nordic chad i talked to just one(1) woman and i went from being 5'8 manlet to 6'4 chad in a blink of an eye I didn't post on 4chan for a month so women's personality detectors started to see that I'm a kind and caring man, instead of some bad misogynist nazi incel and i got surrounded by women asking me out the same day i literally look like picrel now and I've found a beautiful girlfriend bye losers
⠀ Anonymous 119 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:59 No.77229887 i was taking 10 cold showers every day and my maxilla literally pushed itself forward i went outside and touched grass like someone from reddit told me to and i saw myself transforming from ricecel mutt into nordic chad i talked to just one(1) woman and i went from being 5'8 manlet to 6'4 chad in a blink of an eye I didn't post on 4chan for a month so women's personality detectors started to see that I'm a kind and caring man, instead of some bad misogynist nazi incel and i got surrounded by women asking me out the same day i literally look like picrel now and I've found a beautiful girlfriend bye losers

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Anon is a student of language | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)22:41:34 No.77188818 S 103 KB JPG >Australians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Canadians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Scots speak English so differently from us we're barely speaking the same language "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting. culture!" >black Americans from the South speak English differently from us HAHA WE WUZ KINGZ N S--- HAHAHA GET IT!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE RETARDED SAVAGES WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH RIGHT LOL
Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)22:41:34 No.77188818 S 103 KB JPG >Australians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Canadians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Scots speak English so differently from us we're barely speaking the same language "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting. culture!" >black Americans from the South speak English differently from us HAHA WE WUZ KINGZ N S--- HAHAHA GET IT!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE RETARDED SAVAGES WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH RIGHT LOL

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Is the loisence situation really that bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ZmC5f8xy) NORTHERN BOOTLAND REPUBLIC OF RELAND VMLES ENGLAND NORWAY FRANCE 87 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)22:04:06 No.465817778 >can't own guns >cant own knives >can't own any weapons whatsoever >can't own kitchen cutlery >can't camp outside >can't smoke cigarettes >cant vape >can't drive unless your car is approved by government twice a year > can't into anything on uncontrolled migrant invasion >can't protest without state approval >can't defend yourself (attacker will walk free and you will face a 10 year sentence) >can't own a house (all property belongs to the crown) >almost all earnings you manage to scrape together are stolen to serve the horde >must bow to the unelected monarch >individuality is looked down upon, barely tolerated, crab bucket mentality >mafia and African/arab gangs control all major cities with machine guns and can kill and rob without consequences >even police are complete cucks and regularly get bullied by gang members How do they not kill themselves?
: Anonymous (ID: ZmC5f8xy) NORTHERN BOOTLAND REPUBLIC OF RELAND VMLES ENGLAND NORWAY FRANCE 87 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)22:04:06 No.465817778 >can't own guns >cant own knives >can't own any weapons whatsoever >can't own kitchen cutlery >can't camp outside >can't smoke cigarettes >cant vape >can't drive unless your car is approved by government twice a year > can't into anything on uncontrolled migrant invasion >can't protest without state approval >can't defend yourself (attacker will walk free and you will face a 10 year sentence) >can't own a house (all property belongs to the crown) >almost all earnings you manage to scrape together are stolen to serve the horde >must bow to the unelected monarch >individuality is looked down upon, barely tolerated, crab bucket mentality >mafia and African/arab gangs control all major cities with machine guns and can kill and rob without consequences >even police are complete cucks and regularly get bullied by gang members How do they not kill themselves?

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Anon hates PB & J sandwiches | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:00:42 No.20404582 GRAPE >be american IMG_0701.jpg 988 KB JPG >get two slices of cake and slather the insides with peanut flavored oil and fruit flavored sugar jelly >give this to your children as a meal Anonymous >>20404639 # Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:03:40 No.20404593 04/15/24(Mon) 14:05:10 No.20404597 Do yuropoors do anything but seethe about America on 4chan? >>20404630 # >>20404632 # >>20404639 #
Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:00:42 No.20404582 GRAPE >be american IMG_0701.jpg 988 KB JPG >get two slices of cake and slather the insides with peanut flavored oil and fruit flavored sugar jelly >give this to your children as a meal Anonymous >>20404639 # Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:03:40 No.20404593 04/15/24(Mon) 14:05:10 No.20404597 Do yuropoors do anything but seethe about America on 4chan? >>20404630 # >>20404632 # >>20404639 #

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Anon ask you about how you feel | /r/Greentext

File: Fallout.png (2.09 MB, 960x1200) It's a Blast! Total Bethesda Win Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)17:47:26 No.674108756 >NCR's capital nuke 4 years before New Vegas >NCR remnants destroyed in last episode (based, f--- taxes) >The Blassed (Based + Blessed) Enclave still alive >according to Todd 'Kino-Troll' Howard all this is canon New Vegas officially decanonised, can't wait for its remaster plus >trash everywhere, even in the inhabited places >ruin houses, even the ones with alive people in >skeletons everywhere, even in places with alive people It's Fallout 3 all over again, baby. Fallout How this make you feel, Falloutbros?
File: Fallout.png (2.09 MB, 960x1200) It's a Blast! Total Bethesda Win Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)17:47:26 No.674108756 >NCR's capital nuke 4 years before New Vegas >NCR remnants destroyed in last episode (based, f--- taxes) >The Blassed (Based + Blessed) Enclave still alive >according to Todd 'Kino-Troll' Howard all this is canon New Vegas officially decanonised, can't wait for its remaster plus >trash everywhere, even in the inhabited places >ruin houses, even the ones with alive people in >skeletons everywhere, even in places with alive people It's Fallout 3 all over again, baby. Fallout How this make you feel, Falloutbros?

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Anon witnesses kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 197734067 2 hr ago ... 581.7 kB PNG >bike through the woods at night >the full moon casts rays through the trees and the heavy fog >shout "KINO!" as loud as I can YOU did this to me 8 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous 197734067 2 hr ago ... 581.7 kB PNG >bike through the woods at night >the full moon casts rays through the trees and the heavy fog >shout "KINO!" as loud as I can YOU did this to me 8 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY

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I dont get it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB PNG 04/20/24(Sat)16:50:28 No.77202960 >mom sets out the glue traps >hear a mouse while preparing tendies >its suffering >decide to put it out of its misery >step on it with my sandal >never knew a mouse could squirm that much while its suffocating >after 20 seconds decide this just aint fast enough >step on it as hard as i can >its still twitching >stomp on it two more times >mom wakes up from my stomping, its 5 am >"Anon, what the f---" : Anonymous Was she cheesed to see it? 04/20/24(Sat) 16:53:02 No. 77202971
: Anonymous 105 KB PNG 04/20/24(Sat)16:50:28 No.77202960 >mom sets out the glue traps >hear a mouse while preparing tendies >its suffering >decide to put it out of its misery >step on it with my sandal >never knew a mouse could squirm that much while its suffocating >after 20 seconds decide this just aint fast enough >step on it as hard as i can >its still twitching >stomp on it two more times >mom wakes up from my stomping, its 5 am >"Anon, what the f---" : Anonymous Was she cheesed to see it? 04/20/24(Sat) 16:53:02 No. 77202971

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Covid and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race | /r/Greentext

Anyone else feel like their mental growth has been stunted since the pandemic began Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)13:11:29 No.77224181 >>77224192 >>77224197 >>77224205 >>77224212 >>77224273 >>77224274 >>77224292 >Be me >Pandemic began when I was just 15 >Stay inside for the most part, just browsing the web not really paying attention to what the teacher was saying in the zoom call >4 years later >Be me, 19 >Feel like I haven't matured at all and am still a 15 year old mentally
Anyone else feel like their mental growth has been stunted since the pandemic began Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)13:11:29 No.77224181 >>77224192 >>77224197 >>77224205 >>77224212 >>77224273 >>77224274 >>77224292 >Be me >Pandemic began when I was just 15 >Stay inside for the most part, just browsing the web not really paying attention to what the teacher was saying in the zoom call >4 years later >Be me, 19 >Feel like I haven't matured at all and am still a 15 year old mentally

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>> File: 05601fe3-d228-4526-8ede-6(...).jpg (83 KB, 1080x630) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:18:36 No. 198439546 File: Baron_Channen.jpg (101 KB, 960x702) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:55:57 No.198438921 >>198438983 >>198438991 >>198439003 >>198439008 >>198439040 >>198439122 >>198439192 >>198439293 >>198439335 >>198439406 >>198439423 >>198439435 >>198439449 >>198439671 >>198440510 >>198440683 >>198442182 >>198442518 >>198442965 >>198442999 >>198443002 >>198443053 >>198444342 >>198444444 >>198444481 >>198444934 >>198445314 >>198445790 >>198445814 >>198447728 >>198447759 >>198447772 >>198447899 >>198449300 >>198450198 >>198450755 >>198452560 >>198453271 >>198455144 >>198457202 >>198457260 >>198457550 >May thy knife chip and shatter. Your response, /tv/? ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:57:36 No.198438958 >>198439029 >>198439037 >>198439335 >>198439435 >>198440161 >>198440921 >>198441679 >>198441908 >>198443086 >>198444361 >>198446361 >>198449127 >>198450409 >>198451078 >>198451384 >>198451435 >>198455967 >>198457474 File: 1712757478908059.jpg (23 KB, 465x381) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:58:36 No.198438991 >>198439054 >>198439435 >>198443190 >>198444325 >>198445123 >>198445558 >>198445579 >>198445874 >>198446156 >>198447865 >>198450317 >>198450471 >>198455172 >>198457289 File: maxresdefault.jpg (33 KB, 1280x720) >>198438921 (OP) >no u ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:22 No. 198439410 File: they're close.jpg (78 KB, 1280x534) >>198440137 >>198454070 They're close NOM DE COOM SIGN (look for janny sign) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:53 No. 198439423 >>198438921 (OP). >May thy rake get stepped on >> Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:55 No. 198439426 >May thy Sneed's Feed and Seed >May thy Chuck's F--- and Suck >may your a------ spread and shatter >> Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:20:14 No. 198439593 >>198444537 >>198452504 File: 1712448976858098.jpg (1.88 MB, 2727x3667) >may thy mommy squirt and shudder Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:24:13 No.198439672 >>198445609 >>198445642 >>198446982 File: sexo machine.jpg (476 KB, 1472x2048) T T >may thy semen spurt and splatter ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)04:03:26 No. 198442182 ► File: 1615956453706.png (196 KB, 710x253) POWER WORD SNEED 9th level chuck Casting Time: 1 action Range: 60 feet >> Components: V Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard You utter a word of power that can compel one city-slicker you can see within range to feed instantly. If the creature you choose has a social credit score of 12 or greater, it copes. Otherwise, the spell causes you to suck and f---. >>198438921 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)11:28:59 No. 198452525 >May thy buck be broken, playa ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)13:19:26 No.198455144 ►>>198455266 File: 1713212791519349.png (703 KB, 1660x767) >>198438921 (OP)
>> File: 05601fe3-d228-4526-8ede-6(...).jpg (83 KB, 1080x630) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:18:36 No. 198439546 File: Baron_Channen.jpg (101 KB, 960x702) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:55:57 No.198438921 >>198438983 >>198438991 >>198439003 >>198439008 >>198439040 >>198439122 >>198439192 >>198439293 >>198439335 >>198439406 >>198439423 >>198439435 >>198439449 >>198439671 >>198440510 >>198440683 >>198442182 >>198442518 >>198442965 >>198442999 >>198443002 >>198443053 >>198444342 >>198444444 >>198444481 >>198444934 >>198445314 >>198445790 >>198445814 >>198447728 >>198447759 >>198447772 >>198447899 >>198449300 >>198450198 >>198450755 >>198452560 >>198453271 >>198455144 >>198457202 >>198457260 >>198457550 >May thy knife chip and shatter. Your response, /tv/? ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:57:36 No.198438958 >>198439029 >>198439037 >>198439335 >>198439435 >>198440161 >>198440921 >>198441679 >>198441908 >>198443086 >>198444361 >>198446361 >>198449127 >>198450409 >>198451078 >>198451384 >>198451435 >>198455967 >>198457474 File: 1712757478908059.jpg (23 KB, 465x381) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)01:58:36 No.198438991 >>198439054 >>198439435 >>198443190 >>198444325 >>198445123 >>198445558 >>198445579 >>198445874 >>198446156 >>198447865 >>198450317 >>198450471 >>198455172 >>198457289 File: maxresdefault.jpg (33 KB, 1280x720) >>198438921 (OP) >no u ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:22 No. 198439410 File: they're close.jpg (78 KB, 1280x534) >>198440137 >>198454070 They're close NOM DE COOM SIGN (look for janny sign) ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:53 No. 198439423 >>198438921 (OP). >May thy rake get stepped on >> Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:13:55 No. 198439426 >May thy Sneed's Feed and Seed >May thy Chuck's F--- and Suck >may your a------ spread and shatter >> Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:20:14 No. 198439593 >>198444537 >>198452504 File: 1712448976858098.jpg (1.88 MB, 2727x3667) >may thy mommy squirt and shudder Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)02:24:13 No.198439672 >>198445609 >>198445642 >>198446982 File: sexo machine.jpg (476 KB, 1472x2048) T T >may thy semen spurt and splatter ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)04:03:26 No. 198442182 ► File: 1615956453706.png (196 KB, 710x253) POWER WORD SNEED 9th level chuck Casting Time: 1 action Range: 60 feet >> Components: V Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard You utter a word of power that can compel one city-slicker you can see within range to feed instantly. If the creature you choose has a social credit score of 12 or greater, it copes. Otherwise, the spell causes you to suck and f---. >>198438921 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)11:28:59 No. 198452525 >May thy buck be broken, playa ☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)13:19:26 No.198455144 ►>>198455266 File: 1713212791519349.png (703 KB, 1660x767) >>198438921 (OP)

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Anonymous 102 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)02:59:14 No.917263950 >be me >Just got back from grocery shopping >Taking stuff into the house >Come back down to get more, notice stuff I just bought in the street OHNO.tiff >Look in the car and clearly somebody robbed me >Ice cream and juice are missing >Sad but whatever it's not much >Nothing else seems to be missing >Go back inside and try to forget about it >Reach into my pocket to grab my Switch to try to relax itsnotthere.mp3 >It's not in my pocket >Rush to the car and look desperately >Remember I briefly put it in the glove compartment so I wouldn't sit on it >Nowhere to be found >Look all over with no luck >Be extremely sad This sucks/b/ros, I don't have much in this life, I just wanna play some Smash
Anonymous 102 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)02:59:14 No.917263950 >be me >Just got back from grocery shopping >Taking stuff into the house >Come back down to get more, notice stuff I just bought in the street OHNO.tiff >Look in the car and clearly somebody robbed me >Ice cream and juice are missing >Sad but whatever it's not much >Nothing else seems to be missing >Go back inside and try to forget about it >Reach into my pocket to grab my Switch to try to relax itsnotthere.mp3 >It's not in my pocket >Rush to the car and look desperately >Remember I briefly put it in the glove compartment so I wouldn't sit on it >Nowhere to be found >Look all over with no luck >Be extremely sad This sucks/b/ros, I don't have much in this life, I just wanna play some Smash

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