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File: pepelaughz.jpg (40 KB, 800x450) >"uh, Anon?" Arab Guy Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:46:45 No.917295888 >be me >walking home from work >notice this Arab guy taking out the trash from the dumpster >i assume that this is his job, he does this every day. >suddenly, he trips and falls >i run over and help him up >In a thick Arabian accent, he says: "Thank you sir." And starts small talking with me. >"so, what is your name?" >"a good name that is. I am Hassan Al-Asad" >we start talking for a bit, im pretty confused, but i just go along with it >he talks about how he lives in a two-room apartment with his wife and three kids >"we live in that building up there" >he points to a s----- looking condominium >he talks about how he works two jobs, during the day he teaches math at the local university and when his shift is over, he's a garbageman >he comes back home to his crappy apartment after 11 hours of nonstop work only for a quick dinner, short sex with his wife, and sleep. >tells me that he's fine with his life, and that Allah will repay his kindness greatly someday >"what do you do for a living, mr. anon?" >tell him that im working at an office part time before i go to university >he laughs >"hey, maybe ill be your proffesor someday!" >i laugh as well >"haha, maybe..." >we get along pretty well >"So, Hassan... what do you do when you get home? after dinner and stuff." >"Oh, I go on 4chan's /b/ /r9k/ and /pol/ to say racist things about arabs." >i raise my eyebrow, confused >"uh... arent you arab?" >he laughs, much louder than before >"yes, but i just like to..." >he tries to think of a word >"Troll?" >"yes, thats it, troll! i like to troll people and convince them that arabs control the world. especially if theyre from Iraq, my home country!" >ask him how many posts he makes in a day >"oh, i post about 100-200 posts a day, all with the same message" >mfw all those racist/pol/tard posts against arabs all come from the same guy >mfw that guy is arab himself

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 80 KB JPEG 4/23/2024, 12:40:18 AM > be me, 17-year-old high school senior No.67970180 > shy, not many friends, but really into drawing > decide to join art club, super nervous > first meeting, sit in the corner, sketch quietly > girl next to me looks over, smiles > "Hey, that's really good!" she says > heartattack.exe > chat a bit, turns out we both love anime > start hanging out after school to watch Studio Ghibli movies > fast forward a few months > we've become really good friends, feels like I've known her forever > one day, she gives me a small notebook > it's filled with drawings of us and all our favorite moments together > "Thanks for being my friend, anon. You've made this year amazing," she writes >mfw I realize I've found my best friend >mfw I'm not so shy anymore < > feelsgoodman

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: Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:57:34 No.74105458 K EX EN sg-joerogan-tucker-1200-x-628-1200x630-1.jpg 69 KB JPG >haven't listened to Joe Rogan in years >decide for the first time in awhile to give a listen to the new one >Rogan literally brings up chimps within the first 30 minutes and says verbatim >"Yeah, they'll tear you apart" What the f--- dude, does this guy really only talk about chimps 24/7?

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File: 1712777850444026.png (197 KB, 528x960) Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 17:31:42 No.674239295 >>67 >>674240229 >>674240510 >>674240595 >>674240621 >>674240692 >>6742 >burned my finger really bad >can't properly click my mouse What are some gaems that I can play with my left hand only? ☐ Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:32:41 No.674239375 ► >>674239295 (OP) amogus Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 17:32:51 No.674239389 AMOGUS ☐ Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:32:56 No.674239397 >>674241940 >>674239295 (OP). sus >> Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:00 No.674239407 sus Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:10 No.674239420 >>674239375 >>674239389 came here to post this Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:32 No.674239460 Imposter. >>674241940 >>674239506

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Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)21:00:44 No.77229163 >be me >be normal and straight >we have gay sex and I completely forget about the nightmare I had

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Anonymous PNG | 273.34 KB Monday 2024-04-22 22:20:45 15 minutes ago 77230206 here's my plan >get drunk >cut my wrists >go to ER >they call my parents >parents think I am a retard and stop pestering me to finish my degree or get a job >I get to be a NEET for the rest of my life while my family ignores me because they finally realize I am an embarrassing disappointment do you think it will work? Reply 0 Images 1< REPLY

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Anonymous (ID: FvmXd0y2) 05/23/20(Sat) 13:28:18 No.258534577 >>258534849 >>258534923 >>258535107 >>258535207 >>258535362 >>258535382 >>258535541 >>258535583 >>258536410 >>258537399 >>258537629 >>258537878 >>258539310 >>258539388 >>258541003 >>258543211 >>258543570 File: 3546347547373.jpg (116 KB, 555x719) >Wrench >>258532602 (OP) # I wanna start a company where I install septic tanks in trailer parks. The equipment I need. >Shovel >Prefabbed septic tanks What the government says I need. >Yearly training courses that cover everything from septic systems to water heaters. 4 days a year. >Forming and registering an LLC for taxes, must have a physical address separate from your home for the company. >Business license in county, meets once a year has your main competition (large septic tank installer) on the board. >1 million dollars in liability insurance >$200,000 in bonded money for liability >Environmental compliance training, requires 2 year AA degree to enroll at the college for 2 semester course. >Business health insurance and unemployment for just yourself (12k a year) in addition to your personal health insurance. >Certification in small machinery operation, another yearly training course, because insurance would cost 24k a year if you just used a shovel (worried about back injuries). >Small backhoe for digging a hole. >Insurance for the backhoe > Truck to transport backhoe and class B license, insurance for truck and yearly courses on operating the truck >Permits for every installation >Inspections for every installation before you finish, turns a 1 day job in a 3 day commitment. What boomers needed >Shovel >Wrench >Prefabbed septic tanks

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Anonymous PNG | 342.93 KB Monday 2024-04-22 20:33:25 2 hours ago 77228868 >Talking with female coworker >She keeps asking me about my opinion on bodycount >Tell her that a high one is disgusting to me >Wants to know how much exactly is too much for me eventhough Im saying that I dont have an exact number for that >Just say 10 because she wont stop asking >Gives me a shocked look as if I just killed someone or something Clown society 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY

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Anonymous 620 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)13:44:27 No.917284479 >8 y/o cousin is staying over >she walks into my room late at night >"I can't sleep... can you play with me?" >"let's keep this a secret, mom doesn't want you up this late" >turns on my switch >fires up Mario Kart 8 and lets her knock herself out >she passes out a half hour later >gently pick her up and carries her back to her room, tucking her in and gently closing the door behind me >always been the "cool cousin" and this trip solidified it, now she's begging her parents for a Switch >end of story Now tell me, what were you sick f---- expecting to happen? Anonymous cool story bro Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 13:50:24 No.917284719 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:36 No.917284974 when i was like 5, i would ask my tween female cousin to show me her vadina lol

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⠀ Anonymous 119 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:59 No.77229887 i was taking 10 cold showers every day and my maxilla literally pushed itself forward i went outside and touched grass like someone from reddit told me to and i saw myself transforming from ricecel mutt into nordic chad i talked to just one(1) woman and i went from being 5'8 manlet to 6'4 chad in a blink of an eye I didn't post on 4chan for a month so women's personality detectors started to see that I'm a kind and caring man, instead of some bad misogynist nazi incel and i got surrounded by women asking me out the same day i literally look like picrel now and I've found a beautiful girlfriend bye losers

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Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)22:41:34 No.77188818 S 103 KB JPG >Australians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Canadians speak English differently from us "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting culture!" >Scots speak English so differently from us we're barely speaking the same language "Oh wow what a cool accent and interesting. culture!" >black Americans from the South speak English differently from us HAHA WE WUZ KINGZ N S--- HAHAHA GET IT!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE RETARDED SAVAGES WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH RIGHT LOL

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: Anonymous (ID: ZmC5f8xy) NORTHERN BOOTLAND REPUBLIC OF RELAND VMLES ENGLAND NORWAY FRANCE 87 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)22:04:06 No.465817778 >can't own guns >cant own knives >can't own any weapons whatsoever >can't own kitchen cutlery >can't camp outside >can't smoke cigarettes >cant vape >can't drive unless your car is approved by government twice a year > can't into anything on uncontrolled migrant invasion >can't protest without state approval >can't defend yourself (attacker will walk free and you will face a 10 year sentence) >can't own a house (all property belongs to the crown) >almost all earnings you manage to scrape together are stolen to serve the horde >must bow to the unelected monarch >individuality is looked down upon, barely tolerated, crab bucket mentality >mafia and African/arab gangs control all major cities with machine guns and can kill and rob without consequences >even police are complete cucks and regularly get bullied by gang members How do they not kill themselves?

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Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:00:42 No.20404582 GRAPE >be american IMG_0701.jpg 988 KB JPG >get two slices of cake and slather the insides with peanut flavored oil and fruit flavored sugar jelly >give this to your children as a meal Anonymous >>20404639 # Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon) 14:03:40 No.20404593 04/15/24(Mon) 14:05:10 No.20404597 Do yuropoors do anything but seethe about America on 4chan? >>20404630 # >>20404632 # >>20404639 #

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File: pepelaughz.jpg (40 KB, 800x450) >"uh, Anon?" Arab Guy Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:46:45 No.917295888 >be me >walking home from work >notice this Arab guy taking out the trash from the dumpster >i assume that this is his job, he does this every day. >suddenly, he trips and falls >i run over and help him up >In a thick Arabian accent, he says: "Thank you sir." And starts small talking with me. >"so, what is your name?" >"a good name that is. I am Hassan Al-Asad" >we start talking for a bit, im pretty confused, but i just go along with it >he talks about how he lives in a two-room apartment with his wife and three kids >"we live in that building up there" >he points to a s----- looking condominium >he talks about how he works two jobs, during the day he teaches math at the local university and when his shift is over, he's a garbageman >he comes back home to his crappy apartment after 11 hours of nonstop work only for a quick dinner, short sex with his wife, and sleep. >tells me that he's fine with his life, and that Allah will repay his kindness greatly someday >"what do you do for a living, mr. anon?" >tell him that im working at an office part time before i go to university >he laughs >"hey, maybe ill be your proffesor someday!" >i laugh as well >"haha, maybe..." >we get along pretty well >"So, Hassan... what do you do when you get home? after dinner and stuff." >"Oh, I go on 4chan's /b/ /r9k/ and /pol/ to say racist things about arabs." >i raise my eyebrow, confused >"uh... arent you arab?" >he laughs, much louder than before >"yes, but i just like to..." >he tries to think of a word >"Troll?" >"yes, thats it, troll! i like to troll people and convince them that arabs control the world. especially if theyre from Iraq, my home country!" >ask him how many posts he makes in a day >"oh, i post about 100-200 posts a day, all with the same message" >mfw all those racist/pol/tard posts against arabs all come from the same guy >mfw that guy is arab himself

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