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: Anonymous 10 KB PNG 2 Replies : Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)16:46:44 No.69309276 So which on you f------ is lurking this board to screencap greentexts for reddit updoots? View Thread 07/06/22 (Wed)16:54:08 No.69309318 reddit karma is better than tendies : Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)16:55:29 No.69309334 opposite, r.4chan made me start using 4chan instead of reddit and it's the best decision i've made in my life, f--- reddit
: Anonymous 10 KB PNG 2 Replies : Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)16:46:44 No.69309276 So which on you f------ is lurking this board to screencap greentexts for reddit updoots? View Thread 07/06/22 (Wed)16:54:08 No.69309318 reddit karma is better than tendies : Anonymous 07/06/22 (Wed)16:55:29 No.69309334 opposite, r.4chan made me start using 4chan instead of reddit and it's the best decision i've made in my life, f--- reddit

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Anon spots deceit. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mons 88 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)18:32:24 No.882154152 w-- >be me >walk into walgreens >mfw the walls are not even green : Anonymous >>882154152 (OP) # 07/16/22(Sat)18:33:45 No.882154226
: Anonymous Mons 88 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)18:32:24 No.882154152 w-- >be me >walk into walgreens >mfw the walls are not even green : Anonymous >>882154152 (OP) # 07/16/22(Sat)18:33:45 No.882154226

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

IT'S TIME 3.75 MB JPG Going to lift in my lifting cloak guys wish me luck
IT'S TIME 3.75 MB JPG Going to lift in my lifting cloak guys wish me luck

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Anon is a hard worker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 11 Replies No.69435454 >spend years studying to become a doctor and earn s--- money >some ape throws ball into basket and becomes a billionaire 07/16/22(Sat)13:42:45 View Thread
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 11 Replies No.69435454 >spend years studying to become a doctor and earn s--- money >some ape throws ball into basket and becomes a billionaire 07/16/22(Sat)13:42:45 View Thread

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En Garde Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Take the FENCING pill anon 529 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)09:21:38 No.69434120 >You get to poke people with a stick, which is symbolic of sex, thus you get sex >You get regular excercise >You get to wear a cool suit and a mask >Less cringe than saying you studied the blade >The equipment costs a fair bit so those who are in it are serious >Not a team sport so you don't have to worry about communicating with other people unless you want to make friends >A man in his 20s might look cringe in judo but not while everyone is wearing a comfy onesie >Niche sport you can talk about when they ask about your hobbies >Like boxing but you take points away from power and give them to dexterity
: Anonymous Take the FENCING pill anon 529 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)09:21:38 No.69434120 >You get to poke people with a stick, which is symbolic of sex, thus you get sex >You get regular excercise >You get to wear a cool suit and a mask >Less cringe than saying you studied the blade >The equipment costs a fair bit so those who are in it are serious >Not a team sport so you don't have to worry about communicating with other people unless you want to make friends >A man in his 20s might look cringe in judo but not while everyone is wearing a comfy onesie >Niche sport you can talk about when they ask about your hobbies >Like boxing but you take points away from power and give them to dexterity

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Anon doesn't get any girls | /r/Greentext

1h (7/17 14:54).882179213 19 Re - 0 Img. JPG 19KB (428 × 428) 10 Replies >Be Me >20 y/o Marine >been in 2.5 years >Still a virgin >pull no girls >only time I kissed a girl was this time I got sexually assaulted but that's a story for another day >6'4" 220 and decently muscular >Not very attractive tho >Cant talk to girls at all >Every girl I try to talk to seems like they want to run far as f--- away >Maybe there's something wrong with me and I'm just a monster >EVERYONE in my company (+/- 150 dudes) knows I pull no girls and constantly make jokes >"Anon this is your daily reminder you pull no bitches" >"Anon your bloodline will die with you" >"Anon I had a guy exactly like you in my last unit, he shot himself lol" >Even my company commander knows and made some jokes >What the f--- I barely even see the dude and he knows >I've become numb to the core and gave up pursuing girls >Ignore every single girl that crosses my path >Take leave june 2021 and go home >Boutta hit the shooting range >Go to sports store for ammo >At the checkout counter >Cashier is this super cute girl >Ignore her presence like usual >She tells me she LOVES my tattoo on my arm > Respond with a very bland "Yea thanks" >Asks me if I'm from around here and that she hasn't seen me around(small town) >Tell her I'm from here and live somewhere else and just visiting home >By this point she's turned away from the register and is actually facing me >Keeps playing with her hair >think nothing of it >She asks what to do for work >I tell her >"Oh you're a marine, I figured you were you're built like one." >"Yea" >Leave store >Next week on plane flying back >ohmyfuckinggod.exe >I realize she was flirting with me >Realize I made a terrible mistake >The one time a girl actually flirts with me, I f------ blow it >I have to find her. >Christmas time comes and I visit again >Go to same store >She's nowhere to be found. >Haven't got a compliment since then >That was my one shot >If you're reading this, I'm sorry
1h (7/17 14:54).882179213 19 Re - 0 Img. JPG 19KB (428 × 428) 10 Replies >Be Me >20 y/o Marine >been in 2.5 years >Still a virgin >pull no girls >only time I kissed a girl was this time I got sexually assaulted but that's a story for another day >6'4" 220 and decently muscular >Not very attractive tho >Cant talk to girls at all >Every girl I try to talk to seems like they want to run far as f--- away >Maybe there's something wrong with me and I'm just a monster >EVERYONE in my company (+/- 150 dudes) knows I pull no girls and constantly make jokes >"Anon this is your daily reminder you pull no bitches" >"Anon your bloodline will die with you" >"Anon I had a guy exactly like you in my last unit, he shot himself lol" >Even my company commander knows and made some jokes >What the f--- I barely even see the dude and he knows >I've become numb to the core and gave up pursuing girls >Ignore every single girl that crosses my path >Take leave june 2021 and go home >Boutta hit the shooting range >Go to sports store for ammo >At the checkout counter >Cashier is this super cute girl >Ignore her presence like usual >She tells me she LOVES my tattoo on my arm > Respond with a very bland "Yea thanks" >Asks me if I'm from around here and that she hasn't seen me around(small town) >Tell her I'm from here and live somewhere else and just visiting home >By this point she's turned away from the register and is actually facing me >Keeps playing with her hair >think nothing of it >She asks what to do for work >I tell her >"Oh you're a marine, I figured you were you're built like one." >"Yea" >Leave store >Next week on plane flying back >ohmyfuckinggod.exe >I realize she was flirting with me >Realize I made a terrible mistake >The one time a girl actually flirts with me, I f------ blow it >I have to find her. >Christmas time comes and I visit again >Go to same store >She's nowhere to be found. >Haven't got a compliment since then >That was my one shot >If you're reading this, I'm sorry

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Anon takes the subway | /r/Greentext

>Be me >New York, 2004 >Always ride my bike to places >Friends always bitch at me to ride the train >After enough bitching, I decide to take the train >Go for a week or two, it's ok >one day, Suddenly, a something keeps bouncing on the roof >Would you know it, Spiderman just f------ flies through the door. 6 KB PNG >Then some robot tentacles starts grabbing people and throw them out >Jesus Christ, W--.png >Robot tentacle guy speeds up. The train and rips out the breaks >What an a------ >Spiderman goes up to try to stop it, fails >Some c--- wants to be a smart ass >Spiderman nearly rips himself in half to stop the train from flying into the harbo >Shitmypants.exe >He saves us >Robot man comes back and takes spider man And that's why I'll always ride my bike, /b/
>Be me >New York, 2004 >Always ride my bike to places >Friends always bitch at me to ride the train >After enough bitching, I decide to take the train >Go for a week or two, it's ok >one day, Suddenly, a something keeps bouncing on the roof >Would you know it, Spiderman just f------ flies through the door. 6 KB PNG >Then some robot tentacles starts grabbing people and throw them out >Jesus Christ, W--.png >Robot tentacle guy speeds up. The train and rips out the breaks >What an a------ >Spiderman goes up to try to stop it, fails >Some c--- wants to be a smart ass >Spiderman nearly rips himself in half to stop the train from flying into the harbo >Shitmypants.exe >He saves us >Robot man comes back and takes spider man And that's why I'll always ride my bike, /b/

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Anon knows the truth | /r/Greentext

29s (7/17 14:45) -882178866 0 Re 0 Img PNG · 475KB · (417 × 653) . >incels dont make sense to make >my world experience has taught me that there is always p---- >its like you think women dont get horney >you are mentaly trapped or something
29s (7/17 14:45) -882178866 0 Re 0 Img PNG · 475KB · (417 × 653) . >incels dont make sense to make >my world experience has taught me that there is always p---- >its like you think women dont get horney >you are mentaly trapped or something

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Anon is an NPC | /r/Greentext

07/12/22(Tue) 16:10:21 No.69379784 My life has improved a lot since I started thinking of life like a video game, by which I mean not taking anything personally. My body is not me, it's just some random character that spawned on some random planet. My parents and my family are not special, they're just some random characters my character lives with. I'm a lot more relaxed and just having fun now. You should try it Anonymous 126 KB PNG
07/12/22(Tue) 16:10:21 No.69379784 My life has improved a lot since I started thinking of life like a video game, by which I mean not taking anything personally. My body is not me, it's just some random character that spawned on some random planet. My parents and my family are not special, they're just some random characters my character lives with. I'm a lot more relaxed and just having fun now. You should try it Anonymous 126 KB PNG

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Anon forgot to take his meds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What is even happening? No are we mentally stable? 65 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)03:59:48 No.69443140 I can't even explain life at this point anymore. I'm literally a walking meme. None of this is real and it's all gotta be a simulation. This was last night, I just popped awake in my tub. >be me >go out day drinking by myself >run into really cute girl I met the night of the super bowl >both inadvertently get f----- up and hit it off >we take a walk to a park >roll around in the grass making out >proceed to walk home >I just leave because f--- a hoe >bounce back to the bar >tyrone is there waiting on a girl >he completely fumbles the f------ bag by being too extra and makes everything cringe >walk out and smoke weed to avoid nonsense >girl tyrone was with comes out and smokes with me >we make out while he seethes from his car >get a text from a super shy girl after a f------ year Imao >she comes out >literally the moment after she walks in she starts making out with me >yell "what is happening" >nobody respawns >go back to girl's place >f--- her in a full nelson with my belt around her neck >walk back home 7 Replies >pour crisco on my bathroom floor >decide to play foot hockey with a bar of soap like an autist >fall and hit my head >black out >wake up in the tub drooling all over myself Peace out Connecticut. View Thread
: Anonymous What is even happening? No are we mentally stable? 65 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)03:59:48 No.69443140 I can't even explain life at this point anymore. I'm literally a walking meme. None of this is real and it's all gotta be a simulation. This was last night, I just popped awake in my tub. >be me >go out day drinking by myself >run into really cute girl I met the night of the super bowl >both inadvertently get f----- up and hit it off >we take a walk to a park >roll around in the grass making out >proceed to walk home >I just leave because f--- a hoe >bounce back to the bar >tyrone is there waiting on a girl >he completely fumbles the f------ bag by being too extra and makes everything cringe >walk out and smoke weed to avoid nonsense >girl tyrone was with comes out and smokes with me >we make out while he seethes from his car >get a text from a super shy girl after a f------ year Imao >she comes out >literally the moment after she walks in she starts making out with me >yell "what is happening" >nobody respawns >go back to girl's place >f--- her in a full nelson with my belt around her neck >walk back home 7 Replies >pour crisco on my bathroom floor >decide to play foot hockey with a bar of soap like an autist >fall and hit my head >black out >wake up in the tub drooling all over myself Peace out Connecticut. View Thread

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Anon likes Predator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 255 KB JPG 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding
: Anonymous 255 KB JPG 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

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Anon sees a pattern. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 291 KB JPG >Profit? 07/16/22(Sat)22:27:50 No.882164175 >google "most educated countries in the world" >google "safest countries in the world" >??? >??? : Anonymous >>882164175 (OP) # >google "lowest percent population black countries in the world" 07/16/22(Sat) 22:31:00 No.882164328 >realize all three metrics are the same countries
: Anonymous 291 KB JPG >Profit? 07/16/22(Sat)22:27:50 No.882164175 >google "most educated countries in the world" >google "safest countries in the world" >??? >??? : Anonymous >>882164175 (OP) # >google "lowest percent population black countries in the world" 07/16/22(Sat) 22:31:00 No.882164328 >realize all three metrics are the same countries

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Anon may be hallucinating. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)13:07:12 No.882139367 >be having sex with my girl friend >accidentally thrust too hard against her >my body weight pushes her forward >she drops the book she was reading >she gets mad >tells me to go watch p--- because she needs to finish her homework 151 KB PNG >open it up on my phone and rest it on her back >start fapping >she complains that i'm being too noisy >f------ hell women...
: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)13:07:12 No.882139367 >be having sex with my girl friend >accidentally thrust too hard against her >my body weight pushes her forward >she drops the book she was reading >she gets mad >tells me to go watch p--- because she needs to finish her homework 151 KB PNG >open it up on my phone and rest it on her back >start fapping >she complains that i'm being too noisy >f------ hell women...

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Anon trolls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous mons 16 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)17:15:44 No.69394115 >Be me >Working at a wheelchair factory >Quality checks every chair before being sent out to the customer >Bored as s--- >Next chair in line comes with a text to speech mini computer >Checks delivery address >Germany >Autism kicks in >Tells my colleague to check this out >Saves a note in the computer >"arbeit macht frei" in German microsoft Sam >Laughing our asses off >Send chair to customer >Two weeks later CEO send out a mass email to every employee asking who the hell saved nazi notes on a chair >Witch hunt starts >3 days later my colleague rats me out >Lose job Why is the world so unfair?
: Anonymous mons 16 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)17:15:44 No.69394115 >Be me >Working at a wheelchair factory >Quality checks every chair before being sent out to the customer >Bored as s--- >Next chair in line comes with a text to speech mini computer >Checks delivery address >Germany >Autism kicks in >Tells my colleague to check this out >Saves a note in the computer >"arbeit macht frei" in German microsoft Sam >Laughing our asses off >Send chair to customer >Two weeks later CEO send out a mass email to every employee asking who the hell saved nazi notes on a chair >Witch hunt starts >3 days later my colleague rats me out >Lose job Why is the world so unfair?

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Old but gold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/17(Tue)11:59:06 No.740046744 >be me >smokin some of that giggle bush >super high, dont realize that the smoke has drifted under the door of the apt >neighbors call police 74 KB JPG >wth >police knock, I open door Hello sir. We received a call about you smoking cannabis. I can smell it already, so just come with me Anon. >mind races No officer, this is a magic bag of weed. >he steps in, asks Now how tf is that? >start explaining Officer, when I try to get rid of it, it just reappears in my pocket. I'll prove it! >he gets the face, pic related >bring him to bathroom Watch >throw bag in toilet, flush, then do nothing >he looks around confused Where are the drugs Anon? >mfw it worked What drugs?
: Anonymous 07/25/17(Tue)11:59:06 No.740046744 >be me >smokin some of that giggle bush >super high, dont realize that the smoke has drifted under the door of the apt >neighbors call police 74 KB JPG >wth >police knock, I open door Hello sir. We received a call about you smoking cannabis. I can smell it already, so just come with me Anon. >mind races No officer, this is a magic bag of weed. >he steps in, asks Now how tf is that? >start explaining Officer, when I try to get rid of it, it just reappears in my pocket. I'll prove it! >he gets the face, pic related >bring him to bathroom Watch >throw bag in toilet, flush, then do nothing >he looks around confused Where are the drugs Anon? >mfw it worked What drugs?

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Anon finds humanity in an unlikely place. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 100 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)15:55:54 No.882146808 : Anonymous >Be me >For several years, I hear about how much of a cesspool 4chan is >Begin checking out 4Chan a little over a year ago my life I can't really explain to normie friends, family and doctor >mfw few people call me a f-----, but a majority of replies are actually very supportive. 163 KB PNG >All the f----- up s--- aside, s---- actually pretty funny. >Post on /b/, venting about s--- in Thank you for you love, f------. I hope you're all having a great time. 07/16/22(Sat)15:59:15 No.882146956 >I love you, Fren!
: Anonymous 100 7 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)15:55:54 No.882146808 : Anonymous >Be me >For several years, I hear about how much of a cesspool 4chan is >Begin checking out 4Chan a little over a year ago my life I can't really explain to normie friends, family and doctor >mfw few people call me a f-----, but a majority of replies are actually very supportive. 163 KB PNG >All the f----- up s--- aside, s---- actually pretty funny. >Post on /b/, venting about s--- in Thank you for you love, f------. I hope you're all having a great time. 07/16/22(Sat)15:59:15 No.882146956 >I love you, Fren!

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Anon imagines Tiffany wants to be a ballerina | /r/Greentext

File: 165800145969794827.png (940 KB, 1014x1193) Disclose.tv @disclosetv NEW - Ballet has been dropped from auditions at leading dance schools as staff claims its "contentious nature" is rooted in "white European ideas". www The Telegraph telegraph.co.uk Woke dance school drops ballet from auditions as it is 'white' and 'elitist' 3:54 PM 16 Jul 22 Twitter Web App BALLET TOO WHITE AND RACIST FOR DANCE SCHOOL Anonymous (ID: (ux5zCdZK 07/16/22(Sat) 12:59:13 No.387056187 >>387056387 >>387056518>>387057097 >>387057232 >>387057694 >>387057877 >>387058527 >>387058751 >>387058825 >>387058901 >>387059066 >>387059134 >>387059194 >>387059394 >>387060284 >>387060428 >>387060451 >>387060528>>387060616 >>387060669 >>387060676 >>387060721 >>387060954 >>387061167 >>387062105 >>387062843 >>387063639 >>387065843 >>387065989 >>387066047 >>387066297 >>387066690 >>387066928>>387067333 >>387067434 >>387068329 >>387069561 >>387071349 >>387072468 >>387077571 >>387080439 >>387082056 >>387083968>>387084591 >>387087452 >>387088894 >>387089086 Start learning those shaman dances ladies! >> Anonymous (ID: 2raSQHRK) 07/16/22(Sat) 13:22:05 No.387058825 ► >>387061268 File: 1628228338028.png (183 KB, 498x447) >>387056187 (OP) >mommy, i want to be a ballerina when i grow up >that's because you're a dirty little racist bitch, tiffany. you're learning pole dancing from the drag queens. no daughter of mine is going to be a ballet-dancing nazi.
File: 165800145969794827.png (940 KB, 1014x1193) Disclose.tv @disclosetv NEW - Ballet has been dropped from auditions at leading dance schools as staff claims its "contentious nature" is rooted in "white European ideas". www The Telegraph telegraph.co.uk Woke dance school drops ballet from auditions as it is 'white' and 'elitist' 3:54 PM 16 Jul 22 Twitter Web App BALLET TOO WHITE AND RACIST FOR DANCE SCHOOL Anonymous (ID: (ux5zCdZK 07/16/22(Sat) 12:59:13 No.387056187 >>387056387 >>387056518>>387057097 >>387057232 >>387057694 >>387057877 >>387058527 >>387058751 >>387058825 >>387058901 >>387059066 >>387059134 >>387059194 >>387059394 >>387060284 >>387060428 >>387060451 >>387060528>>387060616 >>387060669 >>387060676 >>387060721 >>387060954 >>387061167 >>387062105 >>387062843 >>387063639 >>387065843 >>387065989 >>387066047 >>387066297 >>387066690 >>387066928>>387067333 >>387067434 >>387068329 >>387069561 >>387071349 >>387072468 >>387077571 >>387080439 >>387082056 >>387083968>>387084591 >>387087452 >>387088894 >>387089086 Start learning those shaman dances ladies! >> Anonymous (ID: 2raSQHRK) 07/16/22(Sat) 13:22:05 No.387058825 ► >>387061268 File: 1628228338028.png (183 KB, 498x447) >>387056187 (OP) >mommy, i want to be a ballerina when i grow up >that's because you're a dirty little racist bitch, tiffany. you're learning pole dancing from the drag queens. no daughter of mine is going to be a ballet-dancing nazi.

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Anon is on the sigma grindset | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 112 KB JPG >"so what movies do you watch ? anon" >"well, for example taxi driver, american psycho, joker, falling down, fight club, a clockwork orange... >"uhmmmmmmmmmmm okay...." >walks away women moment 12 Replies 07/16/22(Sat)11:24:02 No.69434144 View Thread
: Anonymous 112 KB JPG >"so what movies do you watch ? anon" >"well, for example taxi driver, american psycho, joker, falling down, fight club, a clockwork orange... >"uhmmmmmmmmmmm okay...." >walks away women moment 12 Replies 07/16/22(Sat)11:24:02 No.69434144 View Thread

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Anon's addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)17:22:25 No.882153648 WCCFbayonetta32.jpg 441 KB JPG アリバ 4人の盗賊 >be me, p--- addict, masturbate 12 times a day >Get erectile dysfunction at 23 why
: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)17:22:25 No.882153648 WCCFbayonetta32.jpg 441 KB JPG アリバ 4人の盗賊 >be me, p--- addict, masturbate 12 times a day >Get erectile dysfunction at 23 why

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Anon has feelings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)01:58:13 No.787483512 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 >Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >I thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home >At this point, totally lusting after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up >I Just wanted to f--- her brains out >I think she had feelings for me too. >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister >jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >I get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >We spend some time apart >l get really religious, try not to think of her that way >I was totally over her >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic) >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before >After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him
: Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)01:58:13 No.787483512 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 >Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >I thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy s--- went down and I had to leave home >At this point, totally lusting after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up >I Just wanted to f--- her brains out >I think she had feelings for me too. >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister >jealous.jpg >Not much happened between me and my sister for a while >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >I get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >We spend some time apart >l get really religious, try not to think of her that way >I was totally over her >We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic) >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before >After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him

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