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1h (7/17 14:54).882179213 19 Re - 0 Img. JPG 19KB (428 × 428) 10 Replies >Be Me >20 y/o Marine >been in 2.5 years >Still a virgin >pull no girls >only time I kissed a girl was this time I got sexually assaulted but that's a story for another day >6'4" 220 and decently muscular >Not very attractive tho >Cant talk to girls at all >Every girl I try to talk to seems like they want to run far as f--- away >Maybe there's something wrong with me and I'm just a monster >EVERYONE in my company (+/- 150 dudes) knows I pull no girls and constantly make jokes >"Anon this is your daily reminder you pull no bitches" >"Anon your bloodline will die with you" >"Anon I had a guy exactly like you in my last unit, he shot himself lol" >Even my company commander knows and made some jokes >What the f--- I barely even see the dude and he knows >I've become numb to the core and gave up pursuing girls >Ignore every single girl that crosses my path >Take leave june 2021 and go home >Boutta hit the shooting range >Go to sports store for ammo >At the checkout counter >Cashier is this super cute girl >Ignore her presence like usual >She tells me she LOVES my tattoo on my arm > Respond with a very bland "Yea thanks" >Asks me if I'm from around here and that she hasn't seen me around(small town) >Tell her I'm from here and live somewhere else and just visiting home >By this point she's turned away from the register and is actually facing me >Keeps playing with her hair >think nothing of it >She asks what to do for work >I tell her >"Oh you're a marine, I figured you were you're built like one." >"Yea" >Leave store >Next week on plane flying back >ohmyfuckinggod.exe >I realize she was flirting with me >Realize I made a terrible mistake >The one time a girl actually flirts with me, I f------ blow it >I have to find her. >Christmas time comes and I visit again >Go to same store >She's nowhere to be found. >Haven't got a compliment since then >That was my one shot >If you're reading this, I'm sorry

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1h (7/17 14:54).882179213 19 Re - 0 Img. JPG 19KB (428 × 428) 10 Replies >Be Me >20 y/o Marine >been in 2.5 years >Still a virgin >pull no girls >only time I kissed a girl was this time I got sexually assaulted but that's a story for another day >6'4" 220 and decently muscular >Not very attractive tho >Cant talk to girls at all >Every girl I try to talk to seems like they want to run far as f--- away >Maybe there's something wrong with me and I'm just a monster >EVERYONE in my company (+/- 150 dudes) knows I pull no girls and constantly make jokes >"Anon this is your daily reminder you pull no bitches" >"Anon your bloodline will die with you" >"Anon I had a guy exactly like you in my last unit, he shot himself lol" >Even my company commander knows and made some jokes >What the f--- I barely even see the dude and he knows >I've become numb to the core and gave up pursuing girls >Ignore every single girl that crosses my path >Take leave june 2021 and go home >Boutta hit the shooting range >Go to sports store for ammo >At the checkout counter >Cashier is this super cute girl >Ignore her presence like usual >She tells me she LOVES my tattoo on my arm > Respond with a very bland "Yea thanks" >Asks me if I'm from around here and that she hasn't seen me around(small town) >Tell her I'm from here and live somewhere else and just visiting home >By this point she's turned away from the register and is actually facing me >Keeps playing with her hair >think nothing of it >She asks what to do for work >I tell her >"Oh you're a marine, I figured you were you're built like one." >"Yea" >Leave store >Next week on plane flying back >ohmyfuckinggod.exe >I realize she was flirting with me >Realize I made a terrible mistake >The one time a girl actually flirts with me, I f------ blow it >I have to find her. >Christmas time comes and I visit again >Go to same store >She's nowhere to be found. >Haven't got a compliment since then >That was my one shot >If you're reading this, I'm sorry

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