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Anonymous 8 5 KB PNG 08/05/22 (Fri)02:32:14 No.883306571 >be me >want to play vidya >join vidya discord server >members aren't even talking about vidya what's the point in having discord servers dedicated to a game that people aren't even gonna use it for
Anonymous 8 5 KB PNG 08/05/22 (Fri)02:32:14 No.883306571 >be me >want to play vidya >join vidya discord server >members aren't even talking about vidya what's the point in having discord servers dedicated to a game that people aren't even gonna use it for

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Anon gets paid, but at what cost? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Properon Cheese Cup CO 1.23 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)14:58:49 No.883285617 >ex gf finally pays an insignificant Venmo request I sent months before >texts me about it, asking if I meant to send it on national girlfriend day, and she thinks that would be funny >(why does she even have my number? ok...) >Tell her nonchalantly that yes that would have been funny but I sent the request months ago >she claims she never got it until today >(ok?... why are you even texting me about this?) >Say ok, stop texting, havent heard from her since 3 Replies View Thread 08/04/22(Thu)15:13:42 No.883286309 Anonymous >>883285617 haven't seen bologna with mayo frosting since i moved from wisconsin
Anonymous Properon Cheese Cup CO 1.23 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)14:58:49 No.883285617 >ex gf finally pays an insignificant Venmo request I sent months before >texts me about it, asking if I meant to send it on national girlfriend day, and she thinks that would be funny >(why does she even have my number? ok...) >Tell her nonchalantly that yes that would have been funny but I sent the request months ago >she claims she never got it until today >(ok?... why are you even texting me about this?) >Say ok, stop texting, havent heard from her since 3 Replies View Thread 08/04/22(Thu)15:13:42 No.883286309 Anonymous >>883285617 haven't seen bologna with mayo frosting since i moved from wisconsin

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⠀ A Gore Videos Don't Affect Me Any More Gore Videos Don't Affect Me An(...) 08/05/22 (Fri)02:11:46 No.69683398 39 KB PNG >be me a year ago >used to get horrified at gore videos >be me now >not even the most brutal dismemberment cartel executions affect me now I used to get bad dreams from this s--- but now it doesn't even matter? What are the affects of this on my brain and whats happening?
⠀ A Gore Videos Don't Affect Me Any More Gore Videos Don't Affect Me An(...) 08/05/22 (Fri)02:11:46 No.69683398 39 KB PNG >be me a year ago >used to get horrified at gore videos >be me now >not even the most brutal dismemberment cartel executions affect me now I used to get bad dreams from this s--- but now it doesn't even matter? What are the affects of this on my brain and whats happening?

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Anon is cynical about a public health crisis | /r/Greentext

08/04/22(Thu)16:25:51 No.389728449 Anonymous (ID: 6xz2+snl 1 File: levels of clown world.jpg (110 KB, 973x1024) We're hitting levels of clown world that shouldn't even be possible. >>389715309 (OP) >Know there's a contagious disease spread by anonymous sex >Have anonymous sex >Get disease >"The health system has failed me!!"
08/04/22(Thu)16:25:51 No.389728449 Anonymous (ID: 6xz2+snl 1 File: levels of clown world.jpg (110 KB, 973x1024) We're hitting levels of clown world that shouldn't even be possible. >>389715309 (OP) >Know there's a contagious disease spread by anonymous sex >Have anonymous sex >Get disease >"The health system has failed me!!"

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Anon just wants to know what dinos they like. | /r/Greentext


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Anon fails to pimp out his son | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f----- up 08/04/22(Thu)20:40:41 No.883303709 So basically I am 41 years old and I have a wife, and 2 kids. (daughter and son) My son is approaching 18 years old and I believe that he is a incel. I have asked him occasionally if he has had a gf yet and he keeps telling me that he is "working on it" now that he is almost out of highschool he has yet to have a girlfriend and he has never gone to prom or homecoming either. I've never had this issue with my daughter as she was always able to land boyfriends and she has had many. (she is 15) I keep telling her to help her brother out by hooking him up with some of her friends and she says no because he is embarrassing. What the f--- am I supposed to do now that my meta-physical successor of me, THAT represents me Is a failed beta-male? Has dating become harder for men or something? 63 Replies / 6 Images 344 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)22:23:44 No.883309366 >>883303709 (OP) # your son is a buttboy an emasculated f----- toy for real men
: Anonymous I f----- up 08/04/22(Thu)20:40:41 No.883303709 So basically I am 41 years old and I have a wife, and 2 kids. (daughter and son) My son is approaching 18 years old and I believe that he is a incel. I have asked him occasionally if he has had a gf yet and he keeps telling me that he is "working on it" now that he is almost out of highschool he has yet to have a girlfriend and he has never gone to prom or homecoming either. I've never had this issue with my daughter as she was always able to land boyfriends and she has had many. (she is 15) I keep telling her to help her brother out by hooking him up with some of her friends and she says no because he is embarrassing. What the f--- am I supposed to do now that my meta-physical successor of me, THAT represents me Is a failed beta-male? Has dating become harder for men or something? 63 Replies / 6 Images 344 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)22:23:44 No.883309366 >>883303709 (OP) # your son is a buttboy an emasculated f----- toy for real men

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we ain't ever gonna make it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >24 year old virgin >coom daily for years to women way out of my leauge >Not p---, just beautiful women, models, etc. >Finally go home with a girl irl >She is average looking like me 18 KB JPG >We get nude >dickfailure.png >Realize I can't get aroused by average looking women anymore She was visibly upset 07/29/22 (Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 07/29/22(Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # dickfailure lol We ain't ever gonna make it
: Anonymous >24 year old virgin >coom daily for years to women way out of my leauge >Not p---, just beautiful women, models, etc. >Finally go home with a girl irl >She is average looking like me 18 KB JPG >We get nude >dickfailure.png >Realize I can't get aroused by average looking women anymore She was visibly upset 07/29/22 (Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 07/29/22(Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # dickfailure lol We ain't ever gonna make it

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Anon has moved up in society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)22:11:24 No.883308705 >Be me >Manage a mechanic shop that is part of a larger franchise >have one of high school teachers pull up >ah s--- >pull up and have to put on a s--- eating grin >do a general service on her car >as we finish up and she is paying she looks my dead in they eye and whispers "I always new you wouldn't make it far in life anon, should have payed attention in class" >easily make more than her and I don't have to deal with horny and retarded high school students Feels good man
Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)22:11:24 No.883308705 >Be me >Manage a mechanic shop that is part of a larger franchise >have one of high school teachers pull up >ah s--- >pull up and have to put on a s--- eating grin >do a general service on her car >as we finish up and she is paying she looks my dead in they eye and whispers "I always new you wouldn't make it far in life anon, should have payed attention in class" >easily make more than her and I don't have to deal with horny and retarded high school students Feels good man

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Anon is Kanye is Q is a hacker is God | /r/Greentext

File: Creation of the Sun and M(...).jpg (958 KB, 2184x3064) Anonymous (ID: MVhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 >Be me >God >Alpha as f--- > Omega as f--- >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea >It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do s--- >Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm >Fast forward to present day >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me >niggawhut.jpg >But they don't have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags >Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer >It can talk >It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes >And one of those universes is the one I'm in >MFW I created myself
File: Creation of the Sun and M(...).jpg (958 KB, 2184x3064) Anonymous (ID: MVhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 >Be me >God >Alpha as f--- > Omega as f--- >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea >It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do s--- >Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm >Fast forward to present day >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me >niggawhut.jpg >But they don't have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags >Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer >It can talk >It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes >And one of those universes is the one I'm in >MFW I created myself

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Europeans find out Americans hate walking | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20220804_143840.jpg (194 KB, 1080x768) publié par u/chicametipo il y a 7 heures 5 $2 29.3k Just driving back from my morning jog, minding my own business and then suddenly, Florida man 2.2k Commentaires Récompenser Americans drive to go jogging? Anonymous | 08/04/22(Thu)21:40:28 No.168911817 » >>168912314>>168912661>>168913419>>168914320>>168915482 pls explain APPALION Partager Sauvegarder >> Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:42:27 No.168911919 ► Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:44:04 No.168912011 ► >>168912101 >>168912135 >>168912178 >>168912231 >>168912280 >>168912309 >>168912361 >>168912382 >>168912471 >>168912487 >>168912661 >>168912743 >>168912840 >>168912853 >>168912885 >>168913075 >>168913156 >>168913307 >>168913490 >>168913576 >>168913699 >>168913722 >>168913896 >>168914059 >>168914305 >>168914435 >>168914653 >>168914673 >>168914761 >>168914780 >>168915097 >>168915175 >>168915396 >>168915461 File: Bright+School.jpg (206 KB, 1000x750) jogging and running is done most often at running tracks. sometimes in parks, savvy people may also jog inside shopping malls with AC. actual travel by foot can be very dangerous, and is illegal in some municipalities
File: IMG_20220804_143840.jpg (194 KB, 1080x768) publié par u/chicametipo il y a 7 heures 5 $2 29.3k Just driving back from my morning jog, minding my own business and then suddenly, Florida man 2.2k Commentaires Récompenser Americans drive to go jogging? Anonymous | 08/04/22(Thu)21:40:28 No.168911817 » >>168912314>>168912661>>168913419>>168914320>>168915482 pls explain APPALION Partager Sauvegarder >> Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:42:27 No.168911919 ► Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:44:04 No.168912011 ► >>168912101 >>168912135 >>168912178 >>168912231 >>168912280 >>168912309 >>168912361 >>168912382 >>168912471 >>168912487 >>168912661 >>168912743 >>168912840 >>168912853 >>168912885 >>168913075 >>168913156 >>168913307 >>168913490 >>168913576 >>168913699 >>168913722 >>168913896 >>168914059 >>168914305 >>168914435 >>168914653 >>168914673 >>168914761 >>168914780 >>168915097 >>168915175 >>168915396 >>168915461 File: Bright+School.jpg (206 KB, 1000x750) jogging and running is done most often at running tracks. sometimes in parks, savvy people may also jog inside shopping malls with AC. actual travel by foot can be very dangerous, and is illegal in some municipalities

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Anon meets Chad (not the country) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 06/30/19(Sun)18:45:12 No.51382509 >first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some b------- like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's m------------ Chad just like from the memes >say yea >Asks if i will spot him >o-okay >We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym >He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected >Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts" My king My liege Is this how chads are? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dream but it was all real. WE WILL MAKE IT!
Anonymous 11 KB JPG 06/30/19(Sun)18:45:12 No.51382509 >first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some b------- like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's m------------ Chad just like from the memes >say yea >Asks if i will spot him >o-okay >We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym >He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected >Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts" My king My liege Is this how chads are? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dream but it was all real. WE WILL MAKE IT!

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The CIA will soon contact anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)17:00:22 No.69681757 >be me >sometimes shadows dart out vision >had to chase a bat out of the house recently >kept "seeing" the bat when it wasn't actually there >at one point I thought there were two bats >today >listening to music >keep feeling like someone is calling my name >take out earbuds >nothing Uh, I'm getting worried bros. Am I just being paranoid? >>69681847 # : Anonymous >>69681757 (OP) # that sounds like the beginning stages of schizophrenia. If drugs aren't involved, I would see a psychiatrist just in case in they continue or get worse. 08/04/22(Thu)17:01:51 No.69681773
: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)17:00:22 No.69681757 >be me >sometimes shadows dart out vision >had to chase a bat out of the house recently >kept "seeing" the bat when it wasn't actually there >at one point I thought there were two bats >today >listening to music >keep feeling like someone is calling my name >take out earbuds >nothing Uh, I'm getting worried bros. Am I just being paranoid? >>69681847 # : Anonymous >>69681757 (OP) # that sounds like the beginning stages of schizophrenia. If drugs aren't involved, I would see a psychiatrist just in case in they continue or get worse. 08/04/22(Thu)17:01:51 No.69681773

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Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)18:11:13 No.881918969 301 KB PNG >be me, 34 years young >mom says she's going to see gramgram >tell her I'll go with her >be me, at gramgram's house >four other cousins are there >grammy doesn't complement any of them >looks at me with the biggest smile >"oh anon you look so handsome"
Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)18:11:13 No.881918969 301 KB PNG >be me, 34 years young >mom says she's going to see gramgram >tell her I'll go with her >be me, at gramgram's house >four other cousins are there >grammy doesn't complement any of them >looks at me with the biggest smile >"oh anon you look so handsome"

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anon is thinking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous R$ 16 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed)10:58:55 No.883217819 is it gay to kiss your homies
: Anonymous R$ 16 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed)10:58:55 No.883217819 is it gay to kiss your homies

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anon's nighttime fun | /r/Greentext

Adobe_20211006_151803.png 78 KB PNG >get up at 4am to get water >Go upstairs, kitchen window has a small light going through it >Creepy guys staring straight through my window with smiling faces >Wake up again, my dog is humping my leg and I accidentally s--- myself mfw
Adobe_20211006_151803.png 78 KB PNG >get up at 4am to get water >Go upstairs, kitchen window has a small light going through it >Creepy guys staring straight through my window with smiling faces >Wake up again, my dog is humping my leg and I accidentally s--- myself mfw

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there are people born in 2010 here | /r/Greentext

55m (7/29 21:30). 171817799 33 Re 3 Img JPG · 57KB · (400 × 387) 10 Replies >there are zoomers on this board RIGHT NOW who've never seen Back to the Future 54m (7/29 21:31) · 171817848 2 Replies >>171817799 (OP) more like back to your rocking chair old man lmao
55m (7/29 21:30). 171817799 33 Re 3 Img JPG · 57KB · (400 × 387) 10 Replies >there are zoomers on this board RIGHT NOW who've never seen Back to the Future 54m (7/29 21:31) · 171817848 2 Replies >>171817799 (OP) more like back to your rocking chair old man lmao

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Anon has gotten weaker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Aesthetics 49 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed) 23:21:13 No.883251380 >me as a teen >can watch rekt stuff with no trouble, could probably eat a sandwich while doing it >me in 20s >watching rekt f---- up my head and makes me depressed what the f---
Anonymous Aesthetics 49 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed) 23:21:13 No.883251380 >me as a teen >can watch rekt stuff with no trouble, could probably eat a sandwich while doing it >me in 20s >watching rekt f---- up my head and makes me depressed what the f---

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Anon makes tea | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)16:16:49 No.728028942 >>728029231 >>728029551 HOW TO GOOD F------ TEA: UTENSILS: BREWING VESSEL (TEAPOT OR GAIWAN OR FRENCH PRESS) THERMOMETER TIMEPIECE HOW TO F------ BREW: PRE-HEAT YOUR BREWING VESSEL BY SWISHING HOT WATER IN IT (EMPTY THAT HOT WATER AFTER DINGUS) ADD YOUR F------ TEA (1 TEASPOON PER CUP, PLUS ONE EXTRA FOR THE POT) ADD YOUR F------ HOT WATER LET IT STEEP THE APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME POUR IT INTO A CUP AND DRINK THAT F------ S--- >but what was the thermometer for GUESS WHAT FUCKNUTS-- TEA HATES BOILING WATER, TOO HOT AND SCALDS YOUR F------ TEA YOU NEED PROPER WATER TEMPERATURE FOR A GIVEN TEA TYPE GREEN TEA PREFERS ~65-75 DEGREES BLACK TEA PREFERS ~70-90 DEGREES THAT'S F------ CELSIUS YOU C---, F--- IMPERIAL >alright but the timepiece? YOU GOTTA F------ TIME YOUR BREW S------- ONE TO THREE MINUTES FOR GREEN THREE TO FIVE MINUTES FOR BLACK >milk and sugar? NO >what about herbal F--- YOU
Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)16:16:49 No.728028942 >>728029231 >>728029551 HOW TO GOOD F------ TEA: UTENSILS: BREWING VESSEL (TEAPOT OR GAIWAN OR FRENCH PRESS) THERMOMETER TIMEPIECE HOW TO F------ BREW: PRE-HEAT YOUR BREWING VESSEL BY SWISHING HOT WATER IN IT (EMPTY THAT HOT WATER AFTER DINGUS) ADD YOUR F------ TEA (1 TEASPOON PER CUP, PLUS ONE EXTRA FOR THE POT) ADD YOUR F------ HOT WATER LET IT STEEP THE APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME POUR IT INTO A CUP AND DRINK THAT F------ S--- >but what was the thermometer for GUESS WHAT FUCKNUTS-- TEA HATES BOILING WATER, TOO HOT AND SCALDS YOUR F------ TEA YOU NEED PROPER WATER TEMPERATURE FOR A GIVEN TEA TYPE GREEN TEA PREFERS ~65-75 DEGREES BLACK TEA PREFERS ~70-90 DEGREES THAT'S F------ CELSIUS YOU C---, F--- IMPERIAL >alright but the timepiece? YOU GOTTA F------ TIME YOUR BREW S------- ONE TO THREE MINUTES FOR GREEN THREE TO FIVE MINUTES FOR BLACK >milk and sugar? NO >what about herbal F--- YOU

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Anon is discriminatory | /r/Greentext

: Preddit. 08/04/22(Thu)15:32:57 No.883287164 >bans the word "groomer" because is offensive to homosexuals, degenerates, and mentally ill people with made up ok, predditor. pronouns. 63 KB JPG >4chan finds a new way to describe reddit f----- groomers. Noooooo you can't keep calling us derogatory names, we are not pedophiles we just want kids to change explore their sexuality and become trans. >new rule automatic bans you if you came up with new words that threatens the mental health of preddit groomers. Reddit is a cesspool of trans-f------p----k---- and they can't hide it anymore.
: Preddit. 08/04/22(Thu)15:32:57 No.883287164 >bans the word "groomer" because is offensive to homosexuals, degenerates, and mentally ill people with made up ok, predditor. pronouns. 63 KB JPG >4chan finds a new way to describe reddit f----- groomers. Noooooo you can't keep calling us derogatory names, we are not pedophiles we just want kids to change explore their sexuality and become trans. >new rule automatic bans you if you came up with new words that threatens the mental health of preddit groomers. Reddit is a cesspool of trans-f------p----k---- and they can't hide it anymore.

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