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: Anonymous I f----- up 08/04/22(Thu)20:40:41 No.883303709 So basically I am 41 years old and I have a wife, and 2 kids. (daughter and son) My son is approaching 18 years old and I believe that he is a incel. I have asked him occasionally if he has had a gf yet and he keeps telling me that he is "working on it" now that he is almost out of highschool he has yet to have a girlfriend and he has never gone to prom or homecoming either. I've never had this issue with my daughter as she was always able to land boyfriends and she has had many. (she is 15) I keep telling her to help her brother out by hooking him up with some of her friends and she says no because he is embarrassing. What the f--- am I supposed to do now that my meta-physical successor of me, THAT represents me Is a failed beta-male? Has dating become harder for men or something? 63 Replies / 6 Images 344 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)22:23:44 No.883309366 >>883303709 (OP) # your son is a buttboy an emasculated f----- toy for real men

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous >24 year old virgin >coom daily for years to women way out of my leauge >Not p---, just beautiful women, models, etc. >Finally go home with a girl irl >She is average looking like me 18 KB JPG >We get nude >dickfailure.png >Realize I can't get aroused by average looking women anymore She was visibly upset 07/29/22 (Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 07/29/22(Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # dickfailure lol We ain't ever gonna make it

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Anon has moved up in society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)22:11:24 No.883308705 >Be me >Manage a mechanic shop that is part of a larger franchise >have one of high school teachers pull up >ah s--- >pull up and have to put on a s--- eating grin >do a general service on her car >as we finish up and she is paying she looks my dead in they eye and whispers "I always new you wouldn't make it far in life anon, should have payed attention in class" >easily make more than her and I don't have to deal with horny and retarded high school students Feels good man

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Anon is Kanye is Q is a hacker is God | /r/Greentext

File: Creation of the Sun and M(...).jpg (958 KB, 2184x3064) Anonymous (ID: MVhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 >Be me >God >Alpha as f--- > Omega as f--- >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea >It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do s--- >Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm >Fast forward to present day >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me >niggawhut.jpg >But they don't have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags >Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer >It can talk >It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes >And one of those universes is the one I'm in >MFW I created myself

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Europeans find out Americans hate walking | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20220804_143840.jpg (194 KB, 1080x768) publié par u/chicametipo il y a 7 heures 5 $2 29.3k Just driving back from my morning jog, minding my own business and then suddenly, Florida man 2.2k Commentaires Récompenser Americans drive to go jogging? Anonymous | 08/04/22(Thu)21:40:28 No.168911817 » >>168912314>>168912661>>168913419>>168914320>>168915482 pls explain APPALION Partager Sauvegarder >> Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:42:27 No.168911919 ► Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:44:04 No.168912011 ► >>168912101 >>168912135 >>168912178 >>168912231 >>168912280 >>168912309 >>168912361 >>168912382 >>168912471 >>168912487 >>168912661 >>168912743 >>168912840 >>168912853 >>168912885 >>168913075 >>168913156 >>168913307 >>168913490 >>168913576 >>168913699 >>168913722 >>168913896 >>168914059 >>168914305 >>168914435 >>168914653 >>168914673 >>168914761 >>168914780 >>168915097 >>168915175 >>168915396 >>168915461 File: Bright+School.jpg (206 KB, 1000x750) jogging and running is done most often at running tracks. sometimes in parks, savvy people may also jog inside shopping malls with AC. actual travel by foot can be very dangerous, and is illegal in some municipalities

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Anon meets Chad (not the country) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 06/30/19(Sun)18:45:12 No.51382509 >first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some b------- like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's m------------ Chad just like from the memes >say yea >Asks if i will spot him >o-okay >We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym >He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected >Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts" My king My liege Is this how chads are? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dream but it was all real. WE WILL MAKE IT!

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The CIA will soon contact anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)17:00:22 No.69681757 >be me >sometimes shadows dart out vision >had to chase a bat out of the house recently >kept "seeing" the bat when it wasn't actually there >at one point I thought there were two bats >today >listening to music >keep feeling like someone is calling my name >take out earbuds >nothing Uh, I'm getting worried bros. Am I just being paranoid? >>69681847 # : Anonymous >>69681757 (OP) # that sounds like the beginning stages of schizophrenia. If drugs aren't involved, I would see a psychiatrist just in case in they continue or get worse. 08/04/22(Thu)17:01:51 No.69681773

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Anon has grandmas favour | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)18:11:13 No.881918969 301 KB PNG >be me, 34 years young >mom says she's going to see gramgram >tell her I'll go with her >be me, at gramgram's house >four other cousins are there >grammy doesn't complement any of them >looks at me with the biggest smile >"oh anon you look so handsome"

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: Anonymous R$ 16 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed)10:58:55 No.883217819 is it gay to kiss your homies

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anon's nighttime fun | /r/Greentext

Adobe_20211006_151803.png 78 KB PNG >get up at 4am to get water >Go upstairs, kitchen window has a small light going through it >Creepy guys staring straight through my window with smiling faces >Wake up again, my dog is humping my leg and I accidentally s--- myself mfw

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55m (7/29 21:30). 171817799 33 Re 3 Img JPG · 57KB · (400 × 387) 10 Replies >there are zoomers on this board RIGHT NOW who've never seen Back to the Future 54m (7/29 21:31) · 171817848 2 Replies >>171817799 (OP) more like back to your rocking chair old man lmao

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Anonymous Aesthetics 49 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed) 23:21:13 No.883251380 >me as a teen >can watch rekt stuff with no trouble, could probably eat a sandwich while doing it >me in 20s >watching rekt f---- up my head and makes me depressed what the f---

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: Anonymous I f----- up 08/04/22(Thu)20:40:41 No.883303709 So basically I am 41 years old and I have a wife, and 2 kids. (daughter and son) My son is approaching 18 years old and I believe that he is a incel. I have asked him occasionally if he has had a gf yet and he keeps telling me that he is "working on it" now that he is almost out of highschool he has yet to have a girlfriend and he has never gone to prom or homecoming either. I've never had this issue with my daughter as she was always able to land boyfriends and she has had many. (she is 15) I keep telling her to help her brother out by hooking him up with some of her friends and she says no because he is embarrassing. What the f--- am I supposed to do now that my meta-physical successor of me, THAT represents me Is a failed beta-male? Has dating become harder for men or something? 63 Replies / 6 Images 344 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)22:23:44 No.883309366 >>883303709 (OP) # your son is a buttboy an emasculated f----- toy for real men

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