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07/04/17(Tue)09:52:59 No.38148964 >it'll get better in high school >it'll get better in college >it'l' get better in university >it will get better when i have a job 142 KB PNG >ive wasted my entire f------ life, my youth is gone ive missed out on love and any important milestones in a normal persons life : Anonymous View Thread
07/04/17(Tue)09:52:59 No.38148964 >it'll get better in high school >it'll get better in college >it'l' get better in university >it will get better when i have a job 142 KB PNG >ive wasted my entire f------ life, my youth is gone ive missed out on love and any important milestones in a normal persons life : Anonymous View Thread

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Anon’s friend is a pain in the neck .. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended
Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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anon likes strong girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous gym women 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:22 No.72545298 1.53 MB PNG Is it just me or do y'all also have something for athletic/buffy girls (or just women that do gym like men) rather than conventionally "hot" women? Like I'm super skinny and weak, like, skinnier than the average femboy and I lost an arm wrestling match to some 1.55 girl and like I wanna go to the gym and get some Tom Holland build but even then I would find pretty hot to have a girl that could really lift me up/snap me in half And like I study in a private school (wich sucks because everything in my country sucks) and most of the popular girls are athletic, not big booty hourglass figure Stacies so like it's heaven I just f------ love the type of women that would humiliate the f--- out of me in an arm wrestling match : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:56 No.72545310 slow down there adderall boy you wrote a whole ass essay about nothing 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:12 No.72545314 : Anonymous >>72545298 (OP) # btw she f---- big asian d--- : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:36 No.72545319 Just to clarify I'm not a f----- Orr a femboy but I am skinny as f---
: Anonymous gym women 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:22 No.72545298 1.53 MB PNG Is it just me or do y'all also have something for athletic/buffy girls (or just women that do gym like men) rather than conventionally "hot" women? Like I'm super skinny and weak, like, skinnier than the average femboy and I lost an arm wrestling match to some 1.55 girl and like I wanna go to the gym and get some Tom Holland build but even then I would find pretty hot to have a girl that could really lift me up/snap me in half And like I study in a private school (wich sucks because everything in my country sucks) and most of the popular girls are athletic, not big booty hourglass figure Stacies so like it's heaven I just f------ love the type of women that would humiliate the f--- out of me in an arm wrestling match : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:56 No.72545310 slow down there adderall boy you wrote a whole ass essay about nothing 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:12 No.72545314 : Anonymous >>72545298 (OP) # btw she f---- big asian d--- : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:36 No.72545319 Just to clarify I'm not a f----- Orr a femboy but I am skinny as f---

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anon fell for the shit in the attic meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB JPG what meme? >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >>51572686 # >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away : Anonymous >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.
: Anonymous 71 KB JPG what meme? >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >>51572686 # >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away : Anonymous >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.

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anon gets his revenge | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue) 15:47:18 No.895495951 >be me >about 9 years old >on schoolyard during break >standing at the top of stairs facing away from the middle >see kid i don't like because he pushed me running towards them >get idea >stretch out my leg behind myself >kid trips over my foot and falls down the stairs >his head, hands and knees are bleeding and he's crying >teacher quickly runs over >i act like i try to help him >never get punished for it because the teacher didn't notice me stretching out my leg because i wasn't facing him >mfw i got my revenge and had no consequences
O Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue) 15:47:18 No.895495951 >be me >about 9 years old >on schoolyard during break >standing at the top of stairs facing away from the middle >see kid i don't like because he pushed me running towards them >get idea >stretch out my leg behind myself >kid trips over my foot and falls down the stairs >his head, hands and knees are bleeding and he's crying >teacher quickly runs over >i act like i try to help him >never get punished for it because the teacher didn't notice me stretching out my leg because i wasn't facing him >mfw i got my revenge and had no consequences

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Russianon is heartless | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vj3xX8Xa TOTAL UKRAINIAN DRAFT 03/10/23(Fri)23:55:26 No.419184900 ХУЕВАЯ ОДЕССА ХУЕВАЯ ОДЕССА 1678345204298982.png 436 KB PNG >be Ukrainian >have a walk with your wifey >draft officers show up >refuse to sign the draft paper >they put an AK barrel to your head https://files.catbox.moe/x29vt7.mp4 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M MOOOOOOBILIZING!!!!!! : Anonymous (ID: s/BG5etP 03/10/23(Fri)23:56:49 No.419185025 Cope vatnigger, this is just a russoid saboteur being detained : Anonymous (ID: R7Rrn7qD) 03/10/23(Fri)23:57:39 No.419185108 >>419184900 (OP) # greater khazaria awaits : Anonymous (ID: LGuroBGz) 03/10/23 (Fri)23:58:33 No.419185205 >>419184900 (OP) # well deserved.. I don't go outside in peace times, let alone in wartime. Anonymous (ID: R8vFupnS) 03/10/23(Fri)23:59:43 No.419185317 >>419184900 (OP) # Wonder when zelensky will start drafting children and old people
Anonymous (ID: vj3xX8Xa TOTAL UKRAINIAN DRAFT 03/10/23(Fri)23:55:26 No.419184900 ХУЕВАЯ ОДЕССА ХУЕВАЯ ОДЕССА 1678345204298982.png 436 KB PNG >be Ukrainian >have a walk with your wifey >draft officers show up >refuse to sign the draft paper >they put an AK barrel to your head https://files.catbox.moe/x29vt7.mp4 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M MOOOOOOBILIZING!!!!!! : Anonymous (ID: s/BG5etP 03/10/23(Fri)23:56:49 No.419185025 Cope vatnigger, this is just a russoid saboteur being detained : Anonymous (ID: R7Rrn7qD) 03/10/23(Fri)23:57:39 No.419185108 >>419184900 (OP) # greater khazaria awaits : Anonymous (ID: LGuroBGz) 03/10/23 (Fri)23:58:33 No.419185205 >>419184900 (OP) # well deserved.. I don't go outside in peace times, let alone in wartime. Anonymous (ID: R8vFupnS) 03/10/23(Fri)23:59:43 No.419185317 >>419184900 (OP) # Wonder when zelensky will start drafting children and old people

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Anon feels used and abused | /r/Greentext

84 KB PNG >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense
84 KB PNG >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense

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Anon listens to music | /r/Greentext

0c4.jpg 16 KB JPG >listen to "I've Just Had Sex" >think it's funny >joke that I'll play it to myself after having sex >decade later >still haven't had sex
0c4.jpg 16 KB JPG >listen to "I've Just Had Sex" >think it's funny >joke that I'll play it to myself after having sex >decade later >still haven't had sex

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Anon curses his luck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mIK5Amux) | 7 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)13:41:04 > dad and brother are missing in action presumed dead No.419377472 > getting every night to numb pain > check snapchat to see what gf is up to > she fled with her family to germany > posted on her story > video of her dancing taking shots in a discotheque > dancing to techno in a slutty black dress > meanwhile hear my city is getting shelled daily in the background > to make matters worse I just got my draft notice, im to be deployed to the front lines Last year I was about to get married and then everything went to s---. Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this? : Anonymous (ID: hk+2RLTK) 03/12/23(Sun)13:45:09 No.419377747 What's a discotheque >>419377875 # >>419377988 # >>419378154 # >>419381241 # >>419381374 # >>419382003 # >>419384232 # >>419391942 # >>419392024 # >>419392215 # >>419392306 # >>419395238 # >>419395739 # >>419395900 #
: Anonymous (ID: mIK5Amux) | 7 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)13:41:04 > dad and brother are missing in action presumed dead No.419377472 > getting every night to numb pain > check snapchat to see what gf is up to > she fled with her family to germany > posted on her story > video of her dancing taking shots in a discotheque > dancing to techno in a slutty black dress > meanwhile hear my city is getting shelled daily in the background > to make matters worse I just got my draft notice, im to be deployed to the front lines Last year I was about to get married and then everything went to s---. Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this? : Anonymous (ID: hk+2RLTK) 03/12/23(Sun)13:45:09 No.419377747 What's a discotheque >>419377875 # >>419377988 # >>419378154 # >>419381241 # >>419381374 # >>419382003 # >>419384232 # >>419391942 # >>419392024 # >>419392215 # >>419392306 # >>419395238 # >>419395739 # >>419395900 #

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Anon lives in a brave new society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Depraved New World 03/12/23(Sun)09:55:24 No.895762297 President Biden @POTUS United States government official Republican officials have introduced a record number of anti-LGBTQI+ bills in statehouses across the nation. Bills that would rip transgender children from their parents or 2D5A2658-6207-4931-B848-E55D595C3690.jpg 194 KB JPG >15 years ago: lets adult gays buy cake >now: let people mess with children's genitals and hormones I thought you all promised that even at the very worst, kids would not be part of this s--- and now the 100 years old mentally deficient most powerful man if twisttering about "transgender" CHILDREN W-- turn did this simulation take in these 15 years /b/ros?
Anonymous Depraved New World 03/12/23(Sun)09:55:24 No.895762297 President Biden @POTUS United States government official Republican officials have introduced a record number of anti-LGBTQI+ bills in statehouses across the nation. Bills that would rip transgender children from their parents or 2D5A2658-6207-4931-B848-E55D595C3690.jpg 194 KB JPG >15 years ago: lets adult gays buy cake >now: let people mess with children's genitals and hormones I thought you all promised that even at the very worst, kids would not be part of this s--- and now the 100 years old mentally deficient most powerful man if twisttering about "transgender" CHILDREN W-- turn did this simulation take in these 15 years /b/ros?

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Anon stops caring | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >Be born with anxiety and depression >Throughout highschool told by parents and therapist not to care what others think >COVID hits my freshman year, due to isolation start not caring what others think >Immediately lose most of my friends because of 306 KB PNG this >Throughout Junior and Senior year I had 1 friend, I was sociable but no one was a friend, just good acquaintances What the f---??? Those assholes lied to me
: Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >Be born with anxiety and depression >Throughout highschool told by parents and therapist not to care what others think >COVID hits my freshman year, due to isolation start not caring what others think >Immediately lose most of my friends because of 306 KB PNG this >Throughout Junior and Senior year I had 1 friend, I was sociable but no one was a friend, just good acquaintances What the f---??? Those assholes lied to me

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Anon is dedicated to cyber security. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 28 KB JPG elle 03/10/23 (Fri)00:56:47 No.72515517 >be me >cybersecurity analyst >make six figure salary >tell ladies I make a six figure salary >they ask for my name and phone number >I'm too smart to give out my personal information
: Anonymous 28 KB JPG elle 03/10/23 (Fri)00:56:47 No.72515517 >be me >cybersecurity analyst >make six figure salary >tell ladies I make a six figure salary >they ask for my name and phone number >I'm too smart to give out my personal information

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Anonette asks a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous is it true 03/12/23(Sun)17:51:59 No.30020742 if a guy c--- in you, does ur body really absorb the dna and make you more attracted to him? thats kinda f----- up desu... if i get a bf i dont want to get mind controlled by his c-- into becoming his wife. that would hot i mean hot i mean weird. 132 KB JPG : Anonymous >>30020742 (OP) # >does ur body really absorb the dna and make you more attracted to him? it's natures attempt at std prevention >>30020778 # 03/12/23(Sun)17:55:59 No.30020770 : Anonymous 36 KB JPG 03/12/23(Sun)17:57:33 No.30020778 >>30020742 (OP) # >>30020770 # >>30020789 # >>30020800 # >>30020824 # >>30020870 # : Anonymous >>30020824 # If this is a real thing can I just r--- girls and then they'll like me and forgive me afterwards? 03/12/23(Sun)17:59:21 No.30020789 >>30020778 # yes. in the past it used to be called marriage
: Anonymous is it true 03/12/23(Sun)17:51:59 No.30020742 if a guy c--- in you, does ur body really absorb the dna and make you more attracted to him? thats kinda f----- up desu... if i get a bf i dont want to get mind controlled by his c-- into becoming his wife. that would hot i mean hot i mean weird. 132 KB JPG : Anonymous >>30020742 (OP) # >does ur body really absorb the dna and make you more attracted to him? it's natures attempt at std prevention >>30020778 # 03/12/23(Sun)17:55:59 No.30020770 : Anonymous 36 KB JPG 03/12/23(Sun)17:57:33 No.30020778 >>30020742 (OP) # >>30020770 # >>30020789 # >>30020800 # >>30020824 # >>30020870 # : Anonymous >>30020824 # If this is a real thing can I just r--- girls and then they'll like me and forgive me afterwards? 03/12/23(Sun)17:59:21 No.30020789 >>30020778 # yes. in the past it used to be called marriage

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Anon complains about gay demon show | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/11/23(Sat)21:20:21 No.30011320 >Be a failed artist >Do a fundraiser on an animation and spend more time with it than with animation >Call yourself a LGBT ally while making every gay character a manslut that only wants sex >Gain a p--- addicted dumbass horny fanbase that will buy everything Helluva boss is the worst show ever
O Anonymous 03/11/23(Sat)21:20:21 No.30011320 >Be a failed artist >Do a fundraiser on an animation and spend more time with it than with animation >Call yourself a LGBT ally while making every gay character a manslut that only wants sex >Gain a p--- addicted dumbass horny fanbase that will buy everything Helluva boss is the worst show ever

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An interesting title | /r/Greentext

64 KB JPG >year 2020 >trump is re-elected >immediately declares war on Vietnam >Vietnam war 2.0 >thousands of GenZ kids are drafted into the military A few months later... >be rice farmer in Vietnam >start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines >helicopters start flying over me >Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers >whole f----- area around me gets napalmed >choppers drop off enemy troops >get smoked by a 17 year old with a pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet >he does the Fortnite dance over my body then yeets me into a bush
64 KB JPG >year 2020 >trump is re-elected >immediately declares war on Vietnam >Vietnam war 2.0 >thousands of GenZ kids are drafted into the military A few months later... >be rice farmer in Vietnam >start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines >helicopters start flying over me >Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers >whole f----- area around me gets napalmed >choppers drop off enemy troops >get smoked by a 17 year old with a pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet >he does the Fortnite dance over my body then yeets me into a bush

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