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E Anonymous In need of some answers 03/17/21 (Wed)07:11:28 No.27956668 I heard this is the place related to creepy stuff, so I thought I might ask what phenomenon is going on. >Be me, living in the sticks. >Weird things happen often here, like eyes on trees, things crawling in the forestry, and prowling rooftops, seemingly 1.74 MB JPG vanishing in moments. >Lived here since forever, see weird stuff as well, like old people wandering the halls of an old school, and disappearing suddenly. >Be me years into life. >Enter puberty. >Decide to set fap schedule to late at night for privacy. >l use weird material for fap, so I do it at night to avoid explaining to family my abhorrence. >The usual creepy vibes and weird stuff happens at night as usual, but I concentrate on weird p---. >Months pass. no more creepy vibes, stopped seeing weird things prowling at night. >Go out late at night for the first time. >Absolutely nothing there. No animals, no people. No creepy vibe. >Years later. >Go to college. Moved out of house. >Live with relative in area which also has weird things prowling at night. >Stay there for months, see absolutely nothing. >Some time passes. >Hear from neighbors that parents are now freaked out. >Weird things wandering around the house, according to them. >More time passes. >Move back to house due to the kung-flu >Same as years before. Absolutely nothing. >Hear from relative weeks later. >Tells me about weird things wandering around the house and on the roof late at night. What's going on, how come see absolutely nothing creepy, and feel nothing creepy? And why does creepy s--- happen when I'm not around? : Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)07:19:36 No.27956694 >>27956668 (OP) # You skeeved out all the spooks 'n s--- with your m----------- rituals so they stay away from you >>27956763 #
E Anonymous In need of some answers 03/17/21 (Wed)07:11:28 No.27956668 I heard this is the place related to creepy stuff, so I thought I might ask what phenomenon is going on. >Be me, living in the sticks. >Weird things happen often here, like eyes on trees, things crawling in the forestry, and prowling rooftops, seemingly 1.74 MB JPG vanishing in moments. >Lived here since forever, see weird stuff as well, like old people wandering the halls of an old school, and disappearing suddenly. >Be me years into life. >Enter puberty. >Decide to set fap schedule to late at night for privacy. >l use weird material for fap, so I do it at night to avoid explaining to family my abhorrence. >The usual creepy vibes and weird stuff happens at night as usual, but I concentrate on weird p---. >Months pass. no more creepy vibes, stopped seeing weird things prowling at night. >Go out late at night for the first time. >Absolutely nothing there. No animals, no people. No creepy vibe. >Years later. >Go to college. Moved out of house. >Live with relative in area which also has weird things prowling at night. >Stay there for months, see absolutely nothing. >Some time passes. >Hear from neighbors that parents are now freaked out. >Weird things wandering around the house, according to them. >More time passes. >Move back to house due to the kung-flu >Same as years before. Absolutely nothing. >Hear from relative weeks later. >Tells me about weird things wandering around the house and on the roof late at night. What's going on, how come see absolutely nothing creepy, and feel nothing creepy? And why does creepy s--- happen when I'm not around? : Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)07:19:36 No.27956694 >>27956668 (OP) # You skeeved out all the spooks 'n s--- with your m----------- rituals so they stay away from you >>27956763 #

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Anon is a ninja | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)16:46:26 No.62238391 >used to dress up as a ninja and throw paper throwing stars >teacher gets p----- i could poke someone's eye out >"a ninja can never miss" 278 KB JPG >chuck another at a can across the room >quietly run out the door while the teacher is distracted watching where it's going >hear the can fall into the garbage as i flee >dumb boomer lecturing me even though i'm not there >notices i'm gone and starts yelling >jump into an empty trash can in the hall >camouflage perfectly with the black garbage bag >hear other kids trying to hide their laughter >later find out he looked behind the door and stormed off to do boomer things >teacher didn't know who i was either >ninjutsu success
: Anonymous 02/08/21(Mon)16:46:26 No.62238391 >used to dress up as a ninja and throw paper throwing stars >teacher gets p----- i could poke someone's eye out >"a ninja can never miss" 278 KB JPG >chuck another at a can across the room >quietly run out the door while the teacher is distracted watching where it's going >hear the can fall into the garbage as i flee >dumb boomer lecturing me even though i'm not there >notices i'm gone and starts yelling >jump into an empty trash can in the hall >camouflage perfectly with the black garbage bag >hear other kids trying to hide their laughter >later find out he looked behind the door and stormed off to do boomer things >teacher didn't know who i was either >ninjutsu success

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Anon is afraid of the dark | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)22:18:02 No.62783858 >grown adult with a job and apartment >still refuse to sleep in complete darkness and must have a light source at all times Cringe? 35 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)22:18:02 No.62783858 >grown adult with a job and apartment >still refuse to sleep in complete darkness and must have a light source at all times Cringe? 35 KB JPG

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anon experiences hell | /r/Greentext

File: 13778013.jpg (36 KB, 684x576) Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)18:12:39 No.62786796 > be me > trying to fall asleep > hot > turn fan on > cold > turn fan off > hot > turn fan on > cold when will this hell end?
File: 13778013.jpg (36 KB, 684x576) Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)18:12:39 No.62786796 > be me > trying to fall asleep > hot > turn fan on > cold > turn fan off > hot > turn fan on > cold when will this hell end?

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Anon trolls his friend | /r/Greentext

>its the year 2369 >Video games became super realistic >VR simulations are basically real life now >Cool new animal survival Game that you can play with friends >Decide to buy it 198 KB JPG >Choose to play Human >friend chooses octopus >Rip your friends octobeak off and feel his soft boneless body sucking on your c--- craving your c-- for nutrition >Friend cant eat without beak >Only way to survive is by sucking your c--- tfw i trolled my friend by torturing him to suck my c---
>its the year 2369 >Video games became super realistic >VR simulations are basically real life now >Cool new animal survival Game that you can play with friends >Decide to buy it 198 KB JPG >Choose to play Human >friend chooses octopus >Rip your friends octobeak off and feel his soft boneless body sucking on your c--- craving your c-- for nutrition >Friend cant eat without beak >Only way to survive is by sucking your c--- tfw i trolled my friend by torturing him to suck my c---

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Anon hates Reddit | /r/Greentext

>Be me >post real quality greentexts on 4chan everyday >friend is redditfag >one day goes up to me and shows me his post on 260 KB JPG r/4chan > he took my post from 4chan > got 32k upvotes > tell him its mine > doesnt believe me and tells me i have to prove it > cant prove it I know you see this Michael, f--- you
>Be me >post real quality greentexts on 4chan everyday >friend is redditfag >one day goes up to me and shows me his post on 260 KB JPG r/4chan > he took my post from 4chan > got 32k upvotes > tell him its mine > doesnt believe me and tells me i have to prove it > cant prove it I know you see this Michael, f--- you

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Story of a Starship Captain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)15:36:32 No.849760587 >Be Me. >Captain of one of 4 great human ark generation spaceships. >Spaceship on a joumey expected to take 100k years. >All other passengers in time distorting simulation. >Ship only has enough energy to run simulation and get to location. >Using amazing future science my life has been prolonged. >Am coming up on my 50,000th year. >Did all physical activities in ship during first 1,000 years. >Now just float around like wall-e character. >Spent last 49,000th years reading everything of interest. >Watch wall-e 1000 times, read all hentai we had. >I have read/done everything 100x times, losing will to live. >Wish I could be like passengers, living simulated life. >But someone needs to captain the ship. >Decide I can only live if I find a way to get 50,000 years more data. >Don't have enough power to send request to other three ships. >Spend 1000 years finally come up with way to get power. >l will throttle the simulation of my passengers. >Use the excess energy to get wall-e master edition and more hentai. >The throttling needs to have a reason though or people will go insane and die. >Program a pandemic. >Forces everyone into limited contact with no travel. >Best way to conserve rendering energy. >After -2 simulated years of this finally have enough energy. >Get more hentai and wall-e. >Bath in eve toys. That's right kids. This virus is just preserving energy so our captain can get more anime t------.
Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)15:36:32 No.849760587 >Be Me. >Captain of one of 4 great human ark generation spaceships. >Spaceship on a joumey expected to take 100k years. >All other passengers in time distorting simulation. >Ship only has enough energy to run simulation and get to location. >Using amazing future science my life has been prolonged. >Am coming up on my 50,000th year. >Did all physical activities in ship during first 1,000 years. >Now just float around like wall-e character. >Spent last 49,000th years reading everything of interest. >Watch wall-e 1000 times, read all hentai we had. >I have read/done everything 100x times, losing will to live. >Wish I could be like passengers, living simulated life. >But someone needs to captain the ship. >Decide I can only live if I find a way to get 50,000 years more data. >Don't have enough power to send request to other three ships. >Spend 1000 years finally come up with way to get power. >l will throttle the simulation of my passengers. >Use the excess energy to get wall-e master edition and more hentai. >The throttling needs to have a reason though or people will go insane and die. >Program a pandemic. >Forces everyone into limited contact with no travel. >Best way to conserve rendering energy. >After -2 simulated years of this finally have enough energy. >Get more hentai and wall-e. >Bath in eve toys. That's right kids. This virus is just preserving energy so our captain can get more anime t------.

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Anon plays Fallout 3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)17:49:16 No.62780921 >2008 >fallout 3 just came out >hell yeah >buy that s--- and pop disc in xbox 360 16 KB JPG >initially follow the quests up until Tranquility Lane >get bored afterward >start thinking of fun ways to entertain myself >get idea to roleplay as enclave soldier and go around killing people >put in my earbuds and start blasting whatever death metal s--- i liked >f------ mowed down megaton in 5 minutes >collect the bodies at the center of the town in the radioactive lake and then blow up the nuke at the centre >go around mass murdering people for lulz >eventually my main way of playing the game is just killing all of the retarded characters >make sure to always teabag the BOS soldiers >tell my buddy about it >he intially thinks it's funny but as i describe it he gets uncomfortable >last straw was when i hung a giant enclave flag in my room cuz it looked cool >he never talked to me again and whenever i saw him he ignored me Is this how mass shooters are made? Keep in mind that I was only 13 at the time. Just thought about it for the first time in years today. LU
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)17:49:16 No.62780921 >2008 >fallout 3 just came out >hell yeah >buy that s--- and pop disc in xbox 360 16 KB JPG >initially follow the quests up until Tranquility Lane >get bored afterward >start thinking of fun ways to entertain myself >get idea to roleplay as enclave soldier and go around killing people >put in my earbuds and start blasting whatever death metal s--- i liked >f------ mowed down megaton in 5 minutes >collect the bodies at the center of the town in the radioactive lake and then blow up the nuke at the centre >go around mass murdering people for lulz >eventually my main way of playing the game is just killing all of the retarded characters >make sure to always teabag the BOS soldiers >tell my buddy about it >he intially thinks it's funny but as i describe it he gets uncomfortable >last straw was when i hung a giant enclave flag in my room cuz it looked cool >he never talked to me again and whenever i saw him he ignored me Is this how mass shooters are made? Keep in mind that I was only 13 at the time. Just thought about it for the first time in years today. LU

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Anon works construction | /r/Greentext

>Be me CAT >19 >Work on construction site in Summers >l'm standing at the gates, scanning ID cards >Boring as f--- >Everyone else on site is like 40 years old and retarded >Conatantly staring at QT3.14's and making loud comments like "Look at that fanny" >AreYouAutistic.png >Everyone here's vulgar to eachother >Calls eachother "C----" and "gay" constantly >Mfw I realise construction sites are just IRL 4chan
>Be me CAT >19 >Work on construction site in Summers >l'm standing at the gates, scanning ID cards >Boring as f--- >Everyone else on site is like 40 years old and retarded >Conatantly staring at QT3.14's and making loud comments like "Look at that fanny" >AreYouAutistic.png >Everyone here's vulgar to eachother >Calls eachother "C----" and "gay" constantly >Mfw I realise construction sites are just IRL 4chan

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Anon ascends to normiedom with the power of drugs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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Anon meets a furry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)12:46:51 No.62773638 >see femanon posted her discord and wants some friends to talk to >add her >talk for a few minutes >she asks to voice chat >sure >i say hello >she says i have a nice accent 31 KB JPG >she speaks a little bit but says shes too embarrassed to say this out loud >she types "can you pretend i'm your pet and start calling me a good girl?" >immediately start feeling uncomfortable >"uh yeah sure" >say it once >"you need to say it with more passion, your accent is so nice" >"talk to me lovingly like you do a pet, say i'm such a cute little pet" >start feeling more uncomfortable >"can we just talk about normal things? i don't want to do this, i thought you wanted a friend" >she leaves the call >blocks me fembots sure are confusing to me
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)12:46:51 No.62773638 >see femanon posted her discord and wants some friends to talk to >add her >talk for a few minutes >she asks to voice chat >sure >i say hello >she says i have a nice accent 31 KB JPG >she speaks a little bit but says shes too embarrassed to say this out loud >she types "can you pretend i'm your pet and start calling me a good girl?" >immediately start feeling uncomfortable >"uh yeah sure" >say it once >"you need to say it with more passion, your accent is so nice" >"talk to me lovingly like you do a pet, say i'm such a cute little pet" >start feeling more uncomfortable >"can we just talk about normal things? i don't want to do this, i thought you wanted a friend" >she leaves the call >blocks me fembots sure are confusing to me

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Anon is spooderman | /r/Greentext

File: 1469861719194.jpg (38 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:16:07 No.697692183 >Be my >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >Hot girl look to be robbed >Go to help him >Punch roobers in faceface O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:56:48 No.697696295 is this technically a spiderman thread? >Bam >Boom >Punch roobers in faceface >Poo >Go to virgin women >"why help me you" she speak >"because spoodermoon" >Get mouth kiss O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)21:00:27 No.697696668 File: spoderman.jeg (11 KB, 225x225) >Her chest edges are super difficult >Launch my pennis >Yes it sucks for my spooder >Bam >Peanut in her throat >With the best night had O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:27 N File: large jog (35 KB, 500x333) >Вoom Image fagmiliar. O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:32:10 No.697693625 >this is op >Poo >her chest edges are super difficult What the f--- does that even mean? >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting OAnonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:31:41 No.697693576 >>697693838 File: Laughing-Hard-Meme-10.jpg (28 KB, 801x534) >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:03 No.697693410 File: f3f.gif (891 KB, 165x115) >boom >poo >Image fagmiliar O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:33:00 No.697693715 F------ got me >Peanut in her throat >>697693338 (OP) >"because spoodermoon" >Yes it sucks for my spooder Lost it
File: 1469861719194.jpg (38 KB, 480x480) O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:16:07 No.697692183 >Be my >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >Hot girl look to be robbed >Go to help him >Punch roobers in faceface O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:56:48 No.697696295 is this technically a spiderman thread? >Bam >Boom >Punch roobers in faceface >Poo >Go to virgin women >"why help me you" she speak >"because spoodermoon" >Get mouth kiss O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)21:00:27 No.697696668 File: spoderman.jeg (11 KB, 225x225) >Her chest edges are super difficult >Launch my pennis >Yes it sucks for my spooder >Bam >Peanut in her throat >With the best night had O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:27 N File: large jog (35 KB, 500x333) >Вoom Image fagmiliar. O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:32:10 No.697693625 >this is op >Poo >her chest edges are super difficult What the f--- does that even mean? >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting OAnonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:31:41 No.697693576 >>697693838 File: Laughing-Hard-Meme-10.jpg (28 KB, 801x534) >Be My with web-hand throughout the city shooting >bam O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:30:03 No.697693410 File: f3f.gif (891 KB, 165x115) >boom >poo >Image fagmiliar O Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)20:33:00 No.697693715 F------ got me >Peanut in her throat >>697693338 (OP) >"because spoodermoon" >Yes it sucks for my spooder Lost it

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Anon fucks up | /r/Greentext

ID: OVwe5XvM No. 312267889 16/03/21 09:08:35 bc07f32.png PNG 625.9 KIB 891x576 Canada >Be me >Young neolib (ie politically retarded) >Always thought it was okay to not like/date trans girls. >Start job at new office (biostats), have to work in person one day a week. >Obvious trans woman in the vicinity. The mask doesn't help at all. >Respect them as a normal person, respect for individuals is a core value. >Almost immediately starts hitting on me. >l continually brush it off. Any reasonable person would've got the hint. >Eventually t----- asks of I'm brushing them off. >"Yes. I'm just not interested." >"Is it because I'm trans?" >Flabbergasted.jpg >"Part of it I guess" >lt wasn't even 30 minutes before HR was jumping down my throat about transphobic comments. End up with a write-up that will hurt my career progress if I stay with this company (I won't). >At a loss, value system (family, career, honesty) feeling invalidated. >Try to understand the social climate. >Furiously googling the other side's view. Not being able to reconcile it with my own values. >Try to find arguments from the side I identify with. >Can't >No I seriously f------ can't. >8th page of Google search. >Nothing. >Check Reddit. >Everyone banned, they even got the TERFS. What the f--- is happening? I feel sick. I'm so glad this place is still alive.
ID: OVwe5XvM No. 312267889 16/03/21 09:08:35 bc07f32.png PNG 625.9 KIB 891x576 Canada >Be me >Young neolib (ie politically retarded) >Always thought it was okay to not like/date trans girls. >Start job at new office (biostats), have to work in person one day a week. >Obvious trans woman in the vicinity. The mask doesn't help at all. >Respect them as a normal person, respect for individuals is a core value. >Almost immediately starts hitting on me. >l continually brush it off. Any reasonable person would've got the hint. >Eventually t----- asks of I'm brushing them off. >"Yes. I'm just not interested." >"Is it because I'm trans?" >Flabbergasted.jpg >"Part of it I guess" >lt wasn't even 30 minutes before HR was jumping down my throat about transphobic comments. End up with a write-up that will hurt my career progress if I stay with this company (I won't). >At a loss, value system (family, career, honesty) feeling invalidated. >Try to understand the social climate. >Furiously googling the other side's view. Not being able to reconcile it with my own values. >Try to find arguments from the side I identify with. >Can't >No I seriously f------ can't. >8th page of Google search. >Nothing. >Check Reddit. >Everyone banned, they even got the TERFS. What the f--- is happening? I feel sick. I'm so glad this place is still alive.

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Autistic son anon has | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys
: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)09:53:42 No.46331112 >be dad to 7yo son >find out he's possible in the spectrum >smart >awful in social situations >no coordination when partaking in physical activities >loves roblox and minecraft 38 KB PNG >yesterday he was running around the house singing something >watcha doin son? >im sanic, i gotta go fast dad please look after him when he eventually finds you guys

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Anon sees a cockroach | /r/Greentext

>be me 30 minutes ago >see something moving near my PC >It's a cockroach >disgusted.jpg >my cat scares it so it drops to the floor >the retarded cockroach is just stranding at floor >catch it with an disposable coffee cup >lock it inside >go to the backyard, take the cup with me >drop some alcohol inside, cockroach don't know w-- is going on >fire it 25.2 kB JPG >watch the fire burn that son of a bitch >hear the fire consuming it >it sounds like popcorn >all left is just a lot of ashes, not even a track of the cockroach >victory >pee over the ashes >mfw I realize this is the biggest boner l've had on my whole life
>be me 30 minutes ago >see something moving near my PC >It's a cockroach >disgusted.jpg >my cat scares it so it drops to the floor >the retarded cockroach is just stranding at floor >catch it with an disposable coffee cup >lock it inside >go to the backyard, take the cup with me >drop some alcohol inside, cockroach don't know w-- is going on >fire it 25.2 kB JPG >watch the fire burn that son of a bitch >hear the fire consuming it >it sounds like popcorn >all left is just a lot of ashes, not even a track of the cockroach >victory >pee over the ashes >mfw I realize this is the biggest boner l've had on my whole life

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Melania Trump gets more than she asked for | /r/Greentext

File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw l'm the first lady of the United states of America
File: First lady.jpg (30 KB, 348x527) O Anonymous (ID: 3LeTk53w 01/20/17(Fri)12:59:42 No.108047628 [Reply] >be me >literal gold digger >just want a nice life without having to work >marry rich guy just for the cash >he's upset with the state of the country >decides to run for president >yeahright.jpeg >he starts doing well >mfw he actually gets elected >mfw l'm the first lady of the United states of America

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Anon finds his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/20(Mon)18:27:49 No.59727411 >fall for the gay memes on r9k >spend months jerking off to sissy hypno ВВС рorn >decide to go on grindr >scroll a bit >find my dad on the site 163 KB JPG >he's a bottom Should I kill myself?
: Anonymous 08/24/20(Mon)18:27:49 No.59727411 >fall for the gay memes on r9k >spend months jerking off to sissy hypno ВВС рorn >decide to go on grindr >scroll a bit >find my dad on the site 163 KB JPG >he's a bottom Should I kill myself?

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

4 Re · 3 Img · PNG · 67KB · (1280 × 1280) 1 Reply >Girl in movie has big butt >Imagine her farting >mfw
4 Re · 3 Img · PNG · 67KB · (1280 × 1280) 1 Reply >Girl in movie has big butt >Imagine her farting >mfw

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Anon is King of the Neighbourhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Who /mischief/ here? 05/09/18(Wed)20:29:41 No.45258866 >hear 2 people that live in my street shouting at each other about a parking spot outside >later that night go and smash the mirrors on one of their cars >2 days later the other guys cars windows get smashed as well 31 KB JPG without me doing anything >they both think the other guy smashed their car >day after they break out into a fight at one of their houses and the police get called >mfw I started an all out war
: Anonymous Who /mischief/ here? 05/09/18(Wed)20:29:41 No.45258866 >hear 2 people that live in my street shouting at each other about a parking spot outside >later that night go and smash the mirrors on one of their cars >2 days later the other guys cars windows get smashed as well 31 KB JPG without me doing anything >they both think the other guy smashed their car >day after they break out into a fight at one of their houses and the police get called >mfw I started an all out war

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: Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)12:44:47 No.849652827 >be me >degenerate >get drunk af and decide to check if im bisexual one and for all >call a random dude from grindr to sad apu my place to f--- >he gets to my place 51 KB PNG >starts putting my d--- in his ass >w-- i dont want aids >uhh what about protection >"f--- you you wasted my f------ time" >"um... sorry?" >"let me at least c--" >realize this is f------ gross to me >dude proceeds to j------- and c-- on my stomach >holy f--- i wanna throw up >he leaves >spend the day washing myself and throwing up >still remember how awful that was sometimes at night >i confirmed im straight
: Anonymous 03/15/21 (Mon)12:44:47 No.849652827 >be me >degenerate >get drunk af and decide to check if im bisexual one and for all >call a random dude from grindr to sad apu my place to f--- >he gets to my place 51 KB PNG >starts putting my d--- in his ass >w-- i dont want aids >uhh what about protection >"f--- you you wasted my f------ time" >"um... sorry?" >"let me at least c--" >realize this is f------ gross to me >dude proceeds to j------- and c-- on my stomach >holy f--- i wanna throw up >he leaves >spend the day washing myself and throwing up >still remember how awful that was sometimes at night >i confirmed im straight

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