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Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)15:36:32 No.849760587 >Be Me. >Captain of one of 4 great human ark generation spaceships. >Spaceship on a joumey expected to take 100k years. >All other passengers in time distorting simulation. >Ship only has enough energy to run simulation and get to location. >Using amazing future science my life has been prolonged. >Am coming up on my 50,000th year. >Did all physical activities in ship during first 1,000 years. >Now just float around like wall-e character. >Spent last 49,000th years reading everything of interest. >Watch wall-e 1000 times, read all hentai we had. >I have read/done everything 100x times, losing will to live. >Wish I could be like passengers, living simulated life. >But someone needs to captain the ship. >Decide I can only live if I find a way to get 50,000 years more data. >Don't have enough power to send request to other three ships. >Spend 1000 years finally come up with way to get power. >l will throttle the simulation of my passengers. >Use the excess energy to get wall-e master edition and more hentai. >The throttling needs to have a reason though or people will go insane and die. >Program a pandemic. >Forces everyone into limited contact with no travel. >Best way to conserve rendering energy. >After -2 simulated years of this finally have enough energy. >Get more hentai and wall-e. >Bath in eve toys. That's right kids. This virus is just preserving energy so our captain can get more anime t------.

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Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)15:36:32 No.849760587 >Be Me. >Captain of one of 4 great human ark generation spaceships. >Spaceship on a joumey expected to take 100k years. >All other passengers in time distorting simulation. >Ship only has enough energy to run simulation and get to location. >Using amazing future science my life has been prolonged. >Am coming up on my 50,000th year. >Did all physical activities in ship during first 1,000 years. >Now just float around like wall-e character. >Spent last 49,000th years reading everything of interest. >Watch wall-e 1000 times, read all hentai we had. >I have read/done everything 100x times, losing will to live. >Wish I could be like passengers, living simulated life. >But someone needs to captain the ship. >Decide I can only live if I find a way to get 50,000 years more data. >Don't have enough power to send request to other three ships. >Spend 1000 years finally come up with way to get power. >l will throttle the simulation of my passengers. >Use the excess energy to get wall-e master edition and more hentai. >The throttling needs to have a reason though or people will go insane and die. >Program a pandemic. >Forces everyone into limited contact with no travel. >Best way to conserve rendering energy. >After -2 simulated years of this finally have enough energy. >Get more hentai and wall-e. >Bath in eve toys. That's right kids. This virus is just preserving energy so our captain can get more anime t------.

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