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: Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 16:57:35 No.202589065 5A3B36B0-FCC3-4429-81A4-CD1A0377B849.jpg 26 KB JPG > Snow White no longer does the housework while staying with the dwarves How does she pay her rent?
: Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 16:57:35 No.202589065 5A3B36B0-FCC3-4429-81A4-CD1A0377B849.jpg 26 KB JPG > Snow White no longer does the housework while staying with the dwarves How does she pay her rent?

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File: kate.jpg (36 KB, 500x379) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:30:41 No.202803969 >>202803978>>202804170 >>202804418 >>202804777 >>202804992 >>202805559 >>202806705 >>202806756 >>202806830 >>202806900 When did you realize the 80s were the peak? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMle4hb4 [Embed] Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:16 No.202803978 >>202803969 (OP) This came out in the 70s ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:54 No.202803985 >>202803978 >78 close enough >>202803985>>202804007 >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:43 No.202804000 >>202804024 >>202805256 >>202805791 File: qqqqqassdfjh.jpg (50 KB, 500x754) >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >OPEN THE FAKKIN' WINDOW SO I CAN GIVE YER KNOB A CHEEKY GOBBLE YA POOF ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:58 No.202804007 >>202803978 Yeah. Although she sort of set the stage for the 80s. Kind of like Gary Numan's Cars is a 70s song too. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:41:59 No.202804170 >>202803969 (OP). >annoying art hoe with a screechy voice she ripped off from asian opera singers acts 'artsy' over music her boyfriend wrote Epic, very good.
File: kate.jpg (36 KB, 500x379) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:30:41 No.202803969 >>202803978>>202804170 >>202804418 >>202804777 >>202804992 >>202805559 >>202806705 >>202806756 >>202806830 >>202806900 When did you realize the 80s were the peak? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMle4hb4 [Embed] Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:16 No.202803978 >>202803969 (OP) This came out in the 70s ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:54 No.202803985 >>202803978 >78 close enough >>202803985>>202804007 >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:43 No.202804000 >>202804024 >>202805256 >>202805791 File: qqqqqassdfjh.jpg (50 KB, 500x754) >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >OPEN THE FAKKIN' WINDOW SO I CAN GIVE YER KNOB A CHEEKY GOBBLE YA POOF ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:58 No.202804007 >>202803978 Yeah. Although she sort of set the stage for the 80s. Kind of like Gary Numan's Cars is a 70s song too. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:41:59 No.202804170 >>202803969 (OP). >annoying art hoe with a screechy voice she ripped off from asian opera singers acts 'artsy' over music her boyfriend wrote Epic, very good.

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Stretch the Line | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)01:31:06 No.4841847 Today I learned... Koalas pouches open downwards, which enables the growing baby to take in additional food from a very unusual source. 451068920_18449088205030111_5492513263979858829_n.jpg 291 KB JPG pic related.
: Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)01:31:06 No.4841847 Today I learned... Koalas pouches open downwards, which enables the growing baby to take in additional food from a very unusual source. 451068920_18449088205030111_5492513263979858829_n.jpg 291 KB JPG pic related.

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Anonymous 175 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:49:14 No.686395874 >someone tells me Persona 5 is one of the greatest RPGs of all time >I'm impressed by the style and premise, seems really cool >buy it >play it for a little while >eventually dawns on me I'm not playing a video game >realize I've instead been suckered into watching a 120 hour anime series where I occasionally click a button what the f--- is this s---
Anonymous 175 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:49:14 No.686395874 >someone tells me Persona 5 is one of the greatest RPGs of all time >I'm impressed by the style and premise, seems really cool >buy it >play it for a little while >eventually dawns on me I'm not playing a video game >realize I've instead been suckered into watching a 120 hour anime series where I occasionally click a button what the f--- is this s---

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Anon turned straight | /r/Greentext

Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:03:03 No.31869639 >>31869649 >>31869762 Settings Mobile Home >>31869647 >Be me, gay married for 7 years to high school sweetheart, both 27m >Get job at Domino's as a pizza maker, make friends with manager, a biological female 32 f named Raven >Start getting boners when I see women now, bored of gay sex >Staying late with Raven cleaning up after everyone leaves. She sucks my d--- in the cooler, I stay hard >Go home and shower, husband jumps in and starts fingering my a------, I don't get hard, hes upset >Next night I f--- and c-- in Raven after work. This continues every night for three weeks until she tells me she's pregnant yesterday >Today I plan on telling husband Im not gay anymore and want to leave him to marry Raven and raise this kid and Raven's other kid. F--- do I say? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:06:33 No.31869647 >>31869639 (OP) # I thought you colorful people were about freedom and exploring Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:07:13 No.31869649 >>31869639 (OP) # fake and gay Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:33:17 No.31869750 the worst part of this is you are straight and have no idea how gay men like to have sex. you're too straight to write gay fanfic, yet here you are, writing the lamest gay fanfic of all time. just go back to jacking off 6 times a day i'm sure that wil make you feel fulfilled Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:36:11 No.31869762 >>31869926 >>31869639 (OP) # you're the jk rowling of gay fanfiction Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:11:30 No.31869926 >>31869762 # He's 837 pages short of a JK Rowling-tier effort though. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:15:25 No.31869938 Just leave dude. Your biological need to reproduce has awakened. He'll move on. Don't waste his time any more
Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:03:03 No.31869639 >>31869649 >>31869762 Settings Mobile Home >>31869647 >Be me, gay married for 7 years to high school sweetheart, both 27m >Get job at Domino's as a pizza maker, make friends with manager, a biological female 32 f named Raven >Start getting boners when I see women now, bored of gay sex >Staying late with Raven cleaning up after everyone leaves. She sucks my d--- in the cooler, I stay hard >Go home and shower, husband jumps in and starts fingering my a------, I don't get hard, hes upset >Next night I f--- and c-- in Raven after work. This continues every night for three weeks until she tells me she's pregnant yesterday >Today I plan on telling husband Im not gay anymore and want to leave him to marry Raven and raise this kid and Raven's other kid. F--- do I say? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:06:33 No.31869647 >>31869639 (OP) # I thought you colorful people were about freedom and exploring Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:07:13 No.31869649 >>31869639 (OP) # fake and gay Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:33:17 No.31869750 the worst part of this is you are straight and have no idea how gay men like to have sex. you're too straight to write gay fanfic, yet here you are, writing the lamest gay fanfic of all time. just go back to jacking off 6 times a day i'm sure that wil make you feel fulfilled Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:36:11 No.31869762 >>31869926 >>31869639 (OP) # you're the jk rowling of gay fanfiction Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:11:30 No.31869926 >>31869762 # He's 837 pages short of a JK Rowling-tier effort though. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:15:25 No.31869938 Just leave dude. Your biological need to reproduce has awakened. He'll move on. Don't waste his time any more

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Medium Small LOAD SIZE Large ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:23:24 No.74969061 >Cute cashier drops change in fatty's hands >Gently places it in mine and tells me to have a nice day Its the little things Success stories / Made it feels >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:26:43 No.74969083 ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:33:12 No. 74969140 >cashier puts please use next register sign just as I get there >still rings me up >tells me to have a nice day I hate you all
Medium Small LOAD SIZE Large ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:23:24 No.74969061 >Cute cashier drops change in fatty's hands >Gently places it in mine and tells me to have a nice day Its the little things Success stories / Made it feels >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:26:43 No.74969083 ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:33:12 No. 74969140 >cashier puts please use next register sign just as I get there >still rings me up >tells me to have a nice day I hate you all

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H**RY P**TTER | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 17:11:53 No.192987747 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens
: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 17:11:53 No.192987747 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens

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Blind trust | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!
Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!

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Game studios tricking VC firms into burn their money will never not be funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 169 KB JPG 08/23/24(Fri)04:37:07 No.6867517 >5v5 hero shooter >$40 price tag or f2p >paid weapon skins >paid operators >battle pass >50-150 million dollars budget You might think this is just a joke or an exaggeration, but there are probably at least 5 different studios pitching this idea right now and people in suits willing to approve it.
: Anonymous 169 KB JPG 08/23/24(Fri)04:37:07 No.6867517 >5v5 hero shooter >$40 price tag or f2p >paid weapon skins >paid operators >battle pass >50-150 million dollars budget You might think this is just a joke or an exaggeration, but there are probably at least 5 different studios pitching this idea right now and people in suits willing to approve it.

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anon 'takes' a shit! | /r/Greentext

نے 98 KB PNG 6 Replies >weigh myself >take a s--- >weigh myself again >weigh more View Thread Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:26:58 No.46339531 >>46338615 (OP) # >weight self >take s--- >weigh self again >weigh 11lbs less Imao what the f--- : Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:27:54 No.46339554 >>46338615 (OP) # >take a s--- Well put it back, retard
نے 98 KB PNG 6 Replies >weigh myself >take a s--- >weigh myself again >weigh more View Thread Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:26:58 No.46339531 >>46338615 (OP) # >weight self >take s--- >weigh self again >weigh 11lbs less Imao what the f--- : Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:27:54 No.46339554 >>46338615 (OP) # >take a s--- Well put it back, retard

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Harry Potter and the Fractional Reserve Banking System | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4709.jpg (21 KB, 220x303) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:55:20 No.202765745 >>202766072 >>202766794 >>202766988 >>202767414 >>202769254 >>202769460 >>202770415 >>202772752 >>202774015 >>202774153 Harry. Have I ever told you about goblins? Spiteful, greedy little creatures. In the muggle world they go by another name. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:28:07 No.202766680 >>202766778 >>202766801 >>202766988 >>202769566 >>202771396 >>202772109 >>202772759 >>202774073 >>202774322 wha... what name professor... Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.202766778 >>202766680 Romanians Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:39:09 No.202766965 >>202770450 >Professor, why can't I keep my money in a bank owned and operated by other wizards like me? ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:57:18 No.202767414 File: Bwnku5qCCAA2WhC.png (278 KB, 600x384) >>202765745 (OP) >Harry have you been told about our wizard currency? All our coins are minted by goblins who engrave their personal 6 digit serial number on the rim. What you might not have been told is that under goblin law any manufactured good remains the personal property of the goblin who made it. >Those coins in your pocket truly belong to any number of goblins and by using them as tokens of exchange for goods and services within the wizarding world you have agreed to pay interest on those coins as part of your vault contracts signed by you parents parents great grandparents. In the muggle world this practice goes by another name. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:26:12 No.202772752 >>202765745 (OP) >Harry. Have I ever told you about transfigurators? Hateful, self-destructing pitiful wizards. In the muggle world they/them go by another name.
File: IMG_4709.jpg (21 KB, 220x303) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:55:20 No.202765745 >>202766072 >>202766794 >>202766988 >>202767414 >>202769254 >>202769460 >>202770415 >>202772752 >>202774015 >>202774153 Harry. Have I ever told you about goblins? Spiteful, greedy little creatures. In the muggle world they go by another name. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:28:07 No.202766680 >>202766778 >>202766801 >>202766988 >>202769566 >>202771396 >>202772109 >>202772759 >>202774073 >>202774322 wha... what name professor... Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.202766778 >>202766680 Romanians Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:39:09 No.202766965 >>202770450 >Professor, why can't I keep my money in a bank owned and operated by other wizards like me? ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:57:18 No.202767414 File: Bwnku5qCCAA2WhC.png (278 KB, 600x384) >>202765745 (OP) >Harry have you been told about our wizard currency? All our coins are minted by goblins who engrave their personal 6 digit serial number on the rim. What you might not have been told is that under goblin law any manufactured good remains the personal property of the goblin who made it. >Those coins in your pocket truly belong to any number of goblins and by using them as tokens of exchange for goods and services within the wizarding world you have agreed to pay interest on those coins as part of your vault contracts signed by you parents parents great grandparents. In the muggle world this practice goes by another name. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:26:12 No.202772752 >>202765745 (OP) >Harry. Have I ever told you about transfigurators? Hateful, self-destructing pitiful wizards. In the muggle world they/them go by another name.

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Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 05/08/23(Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 11 KB PNG >mom is happy >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---.
Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 05/08/23(Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 11 KB PNG >mom is happy >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---.

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Wand go BOOM! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun
Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun

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Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)21:28:17 No. 123302655 >>123302702 >be hella antisemitic cuz duh >favorite band is Infected Mushroom >always assumed they were Ayrabs cuz they sometimes play ouds (that Ayrab stringed instrument you always hear in desert levels for vidya) and sing in sandspeak >turns out they're israelis >f--- Have I been brainwashed by sheenie magic? | mean I've paid to see 4 concerts so maybe they're actually s--- but I've been successfully cast under their spell?
Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)21:28:17 No. 123302655 >>123302702 >be hella antisemitic cuz duh >favorite band is Infected Mushroom >always assumed they were Ayrabs cuz they sometimes play ouds (that Ayrab stringed instrument you always hear in desert levels for vidya) and sing in sandspeak >turns out they're israelis >f--- Have I been brainwashed by sheenie magic? | mean I've paid to see 4 concerts so maybe they're actually s--- but I've been successfully cast under their spell?

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Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 9 new posts File: E85yDXaWQAAar2S.jpg (65 KB, 900x1273) آیبیواکا MANIFESTLY NOT SAIGON Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs 08/16/21(Mon) 16:16:23 No.334562861 >>334563371 >>> >>334566036 >>334566126 >>334566339 >>334566613 >>334566854 >>334567084 >>334567246 >>334567323 >>334567560 >>334567631 >>3345 >>334573272 >>334573385>>334573810 >>334574142 >>334574170 >>334575320 >>334575563 >>334576126 >>334576519 >>334576758 >>3345 https://twitter.com/Afghan Urdu/status/1427203599508066309 Anyone have the video or higher res of these dudes holding onto and falling off the outside of the plane after takeoff? kek Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs) 08/16/21(Mon)16:17:24 No.334562994 https://twitter.com/umar527/status/1427226344379801603 Anonymous (ID: ZDakXXOX) File: 1542825862989.jpg (381 KB, 1200x1200) >>334569027 08/16/21(Mon)16:19:56 No.334563371 >>334567333 >>334562861 (OP) Anonymous (ID: YYSTIKHI Ho Chi Minh wiched ho had thoco antire 08/16/21(Mon)16:30:14 No. 334564875 >>334565223>>334566717>>334566791>>334566952 >>334573921>>334576909 File: 17546934538.jpg (40 KB, 450x450) >>334562861 (OP) >COME SEEEEEEE EEEEEEE! اواكا Anonymous (ID: m05Hs9ga) 08/16/21(Mon)16:40:02 No.334566339 334577463 >>334577712 >>334562861 (OP) Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" Anonymous (ID: EbuzZUDK) 08/16/21(Mon) 17:51:32 No.334577463 >>334578815 File: Five_star_post.jpg (88 KB, 287x360) AW S--- >>334566339 (You) >Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" I keked FIVE STAR POST Anonymous (ID: ppYerXDm 08/16/21(Mon)17:53:09 No.3345 >>334566339 (You) criminally underrated
Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 9 new posts File: E85yDXaWQAAar2S.jpg (65 KB, 900x1273) آیبیواکا MANIFESTLY NOT SAIGON Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs 08/16/21(Mon) 16:16:23 No.334562861 >>334563371 >>> >>334566036 >>334566126 >>334566339 >>334566613 >>334566854 >>334567084 >>334567246 >>334567323 >>334567560 >>334567631 >>3345 >>334573272 >>334573385>>334573810 >>334574142 >>334574170 >>334575320 >>334575563 >>334576126 >>334576519 >>334576758 >>3345 https://twitter.com/Afghan Urdu/status/1427203599508066309 Anyone have the video or higher res of these dudes holding onto and falling off the outside of the plane after takeoff? kek Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs) 08/16/21(Mon)16:17:24 No.334562994 https://twitter.com/umar527/status/1427226344379801603 Anonymous (ID: ZDakXXOX) File: 1542825862989.jpg (381 KB, 1200x1200) >>334569027 08/16/21(Mon)16:19:56 No.334563371 >>334567333 >>334562861 (OP) Anonymous (ID: YYSTIKHI Ho Chi Minh wiched ho had thoco antire 08/16/21(Mon)16:30:14 No. 334564875 >>334565223>>334566717>>334566791>>334566952 >>334573921>>334576909 File: 17546934538.jpg (40 KB, 450x450) >>334562861 (OP) >COME SEEEEEEE EEEEEEE! اواكا Anonymous (ID: m05Hs9ga) 08/16/21(Mon)16:40:02 No.334566339 334577463 >>334577712 >>334562861 (OP) Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" Anonymous (ID: EbuzZUDK) 08/16/21(Mon) 17:51:32 No.334577463 >>334578815 File: Five_star_post.jpg (88 KB, 287x360) AW S--- >>334566339 (You) >Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" I keked FIVE STAR POST Anonymous (ID: ppYerXDm 08/16/21(Mon)17:53:09 No.3345 >>334566339 (You) criminally underrated

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File: 50a2be08870415b5722eae6d1(...).jpg (205 KB, 1447x2047) YEA I don't know who can I ask about this. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:13:37 No.923292039 ►>>923292146 >>923292410 >>923292839 >>923293236 >>923293970 ☐ GAM I might be a "minor attracted person". I have recently been quite amicable with a lady who is 13. She is a friend of my family, and we have spent surprisingly a lot of time together this summer. He is a bit weird, probably autistic, and she has told me that she finds me very attractive. She doesn't really get along with people of her own age. As a matter of fact she has been kind of bold with her advances, and they have not been subtle. Before this I really didn't think underaged girls were attractive, but she is just so delightful and pleasant. She isn't bitchy at all. How do I get rid of these feelings? I do trust myself enough not to do anything with her but I don't like the temptation. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:27 No.923292125 ►>>923292571 A bullet to the brain should do the trick >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:56 No.923292146 >>923292039 (OP) marry her in a state that allows child marriage
File: 50a2be08870415b5722eae6d1(...).jpg (205 KB, 1447x2047) YEA I don't know who can I ask about this. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:13:37 No.923292039 ►>>923292146 >>923292410 >>923292839 >>923293236 >>923293970 ☐ GAM I might be a "minor attracted person". I have recently been quite amicable with a lady who is 13. She is a friend of my family, and we have spent surprisingly a lot of time together this summer. He is a bit weird, probably autistic, and she has told me that she finds me very attractive. She doesn't really get along with people of her own age. As a matter of fact she has been kind of bold with her advances, and they have not been subtle. Before this I really didn't think underaged girls were attractive, but she is just so delightful and pleasant. She isn't bitchy at all. How do I get rid of these feelings? I do trust myself enough not to do anything with her but I don't like the temptation. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:27 No.923292125 ►>>923292571 A bullet to the brain should do the trick >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:56 No.923292146 >>923292039 (OP) marry her in a state that allows child marriage

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Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon)06:51:46 No.4841499 GQTX915WwAA97h3.jpg 617 KB JPG >"I love having a dog!" >then proceeds puts their dog in this Why lie?
Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon)06:51:46 No.4841499 GQTX915WwAA97h3.jpg 617 KB JPG >"I love having a dog!" >then proceeds puts their dog in this Why lie?

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Anonymous 37 KB JPEG 2024/8/22 16:23:00 > From the Eastern Bloc No.67922691 > Of Korean descent and bear the Korean surname Choi but morphed slightly in another language > Had trouble with school authorities due to their musical preferances > Was the pioneer of Rock music in his home country > Lyrics full of political allegories mild enough to be not completely censored but strong enough to have echoed among fans > Still alive > Be Cui Jian > Pic unrelated
Anonymous 37 KB JPEG 2024/8/22 16:23:00 > From the Eastern Bloc No.67922691 > Of Korean descent and bear the Korean surname Choi but morphed slightly in another language > Had trouble with school authorities due to their musical preferances > Was the pioneer of Rock music in his home country > Lyrics full of political allegories mild enough to be not completely censored but strong enough to have echoed among fans > Still alive > Be Cui Jian > Pic unrelated

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Anon loses his job | /r/Greentext

File: catlsSick Of YourShit.jpg (62 KB, 600x450) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:56:42 No.923278556 [Reply] ► Hello again, /b/. As of just now, I have officially become a neet. My job of filing employee records has been terminated because I had sexual intercourse with a toilet paper roll in the supply closet. My life as I once knew it is over, and I have no idea how to recover from this
File: catlsSick Of YourShit.jpg (62 KB, 600x450) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:56:42 No.923278556 [Reply] ► Hello again, /b/. As of just now, I have officially become a neet. My job of filing employee records has been terminated because I had sexual intercourse with a toilet paper roll in the supply closet. My life as I once knew it is over, and I have no idea how to recover from this

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: Anonymous 101 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)21:38:17 No.388 >Moo at a cow >It moos back We are friends
: Anonymous 101 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)21:38:17 No.388 >Moo at a cow >It moos back We are friends

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