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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:14:08 No.16866805 Stalin_Full_Image.jpg 499 KB JPG >keeps minorities in check >keeps labour unions in check >bans modernism and supports uplifting and patriotic art Why do conservatives hate him?
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Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand
Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand

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Anon talks about BBC | /r/Greentext

File: unnamed.jpg (64 KB, 900x900) The Undeniable Truth Anonymous (ID: TsaOExhx 09/23/24(Mon)22:30:53 No.482645948 [Reply] >>482646006 >>482646023 >>482646036 >>482646091 Hey, /pol/, let's address the elephant in the room that no one wants to talk about: white girls are irreversibly attracted to men with a big b---------. It's funny how white boys can't seem to wrap their heads around this fact, but guess what? It's the truth, and it's here to stay! Every day, more and more white women are waking up to the reality that they desire BBC. They're not just settling for white boys anymore because they know there's something bigger and better out there. And who can blame them? With the ever-growing presence of BBC in p--- and its unrelenting glorification on social media, it has become the ultimate object of desire for these women. But let's take a step back for a moment and really analyze the severity of this situation. It's not just adult women who are on the BBC bandwagon; young teenage girls, even as young as 13, are talking about BBC, having sex with BBC, and making BBC-centric Tiktoks. Yeah, you read that right, /pol/. Your little sister, cousin, or even your daughter might be part of this unstoppable phenomenon. White boys, it's time to face the music. You're slowly but surely being phased out. It doesn't matter how many times you tell yourselves that you're the master race or that you're superior in every way - white girls just don't care. They want BBC, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's a losing battle, and you might as well accept your role as the cuckold in this modern-day love story. So, what's it like knowing that white girls will never be satisfied with what you have to offer? How does it feel to know that you'll always be second best in their eyes? Embrace the truth and wallow in your inadequacy, because the era of BBC is here, and your days of being a relevant romantic option are numbered.
File: unnamed.jpg (64 KB, 900x900) The Undeniable Truth Anonymous (ID: TsaOExhx 09/23/24(Mon)22:30:53 No.482645948 [Reply] >>482646006 >>482646023 >>482646036 >>482646091 Hey, /pol/, let's address the elephant in the room that no one wants to talk about: white girls are irreversibly attracted to men with a big b---------. It's funny how white boys can't seem to wrap their heads around this fact, but guess what? It's the truth, and it's here to stay! Every day, more and more white women are waking up to the reality that they desire BBC. They're not just settling for white boys anymore because they know there's something bigger and better out there. And who can blame them? With the ever-growing presence of BBC in p--- and its unrelenting glorification on social media, it has become the ultimate object of desire for these women. But let's take a step back for a moment and really analyze the severity of this situation. It's not just adult women who are on the BBC bandwagon; young teenage girls, even as young as 13, are talking about BBC, having sex with BBC, and making BBC-centric Tiktoks. Yeah, you read that right, /pol/. Your little sister, cousin, or even your daughter might be part of this unstoppable phenomenon. White boys, it's time to face the music. You're slowly but surely being phased out. It doesn't matter how many times you tell yourselves that you're the master race or that you're superior in every way - white girls just don't care. They want BBC, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's a losing battle, and you might as well accept your role as the cuckold in this modern-day love story. So, what's it like knowing that white girls will never be satisfied with what you have to offer? How does it feel to know that you'll always be second best in their eyes? Embrace the truth and wallow in your inadequacy, because the era of BBC is here, and your days of being a relevant romantic option are numbered.

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Anon tries dating | /r/Greentext

File: GAIOF2obgAAGfck.jpg (317 KB, 1466x2048) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)01:34:07 No.32036907 [Reply] So I went on my first real date at 26 and I royally fukked up >We met up at the coffeehouse and we ordered some coffee. I tried to pay with cash but the barista said that the place is cashless. > I left my card at home and I don't have Google Pay So my date ended up paying for both of our drinks. >I tried to pay her back but she insisted that I don't. We sat down and it was a little awkward even though I tried my best to look cool. We talked about concerts, traveling, our friends, and pets since she brought her dog with her. > I tried to be funny by referencing SpongeBob but she said she wasn't the biggest fan of the show. Like she knew most of the references but she just wasn't that much into it. She's a fan of pop rock and hated Drake so they were some commonalities and she fukks with Deftones and went to their concert. >We went to the record store next door and I tried to show her some of the records I'm into. She was like "that's cool!" >She told me me her dad's birthday was coming up and that her dad was into 70s music so I got some pink floyd, tarkus, Yes, etc >she didn't recognize half of them >we just spent most of the time doing our own separate thing there >as the date ended i went for a fist bump awkwardly but she insisted on a hug >later get blocked and unmatched Advice on how to not go through this b------- again and get better at dating? Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)04:37:29 No.32037443 >>32036907 That's the kind of s--- I used to do with women when I got dates lol. Going to the record store or goodwill and just "talking", and nothing coming of it. I'm going to f------ kill myself one day. Probably by drinking. Hopefully you find the answer
File: GAIOF2obgAAGfck.jpg (317 KB, 1466x2048) ☐ /adv/ Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)01:34:07 No.32036907 [Reply] So I went on my first real date at 26 and I royally fukked up >We met up at the coffeehouse and we ordered some coffee. I tried to pay with cash but the barista said that the place is cashless. > I left my card at home and I don't have Google Pay So my date ended up paying for both of our drinks. >I tried to pay her back but she insisted that I don't. We sat down and it was a little awkward even though I tried my best to look cool. We talked about concerts, traveling, our friends, and pets since she brought her dog with her. > I tried to be funny by referencing SpongeBob but she said she wasn't the biggest fan of the show. Like she knew most of the references but she just wasn't that much into it. She's a fan of pop rock and hated Drake so they were some commonalities and she fukks with Deftones and went to their concert. >We went to the record store next door and I tried to show her some of the records I'm into. She was like "that's cool!" >She told me me her dad's birthday was coming up and that her dad was into 70s music so I got some pink floyd, tarkus, Yes, etc >she didn't recognize half of them >we just spent most of the time doing our own separate thing there >as the date ended i went for a fist bump awkwardly but she insisted on a hug >later get blocked and unmatched Advice on how to not go through this b------- again and get better at dating? Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)04:37:29 No.32037443 >>32036907 That's the kind of s--- I used to do with women when I got dates lol. Going to the record store or goodwill and just "talking", and nothing coming of it. I'm going to f------ kill myself one day. Probably by drinking. Hopefully you find the answer

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Anon is A Loser | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:34:10 No.78904428 221 KB PNG >Be me >Make a fake greentext about my opinion >Screenshot it >Post it on reddit for karma >It gets updoots >Read the comments >Everyone is making fun of anon >Everyone is making fun of the basement that he lives in >Everyone is calling him fat and stupid >Lol >... >mfw I realise that I am anon
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:34:10 No.78904428 221 KB PNG >Be me >Make a fake greentext about my opinion >Screenshot it >Post it on reddit for karma >It gets updoots >Read the comments >Everyone is making fun of anon >Everyone is making fun of the basement that he lives in >Everyone is calling him fat and stupid >Lol >... >mfw I realise that I am anon

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Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 14:31:44 No.689504347 100 FACE UI (DF) FACE EJ EXTRAS XJ SEX B) BODY Enter DONE CTooTCIVAAASYLV.jpg 53 KB JPG >Fallout 4 remains king of body customization
Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 14:31:44 No.689504347 100 FACE UI (DF) FACE EJ EXTRAS XJ SEX B) BODY Enter DONE CTooTCIVAAASYLV.jpg 53 KB JPG >Fallout 4 remains king of body customization

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Anon feels positive | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)17:38:23 No.32041155 >Be me >Ruminate over a bitch for 1 year >Go to therapy >Guy sits there, telling me he doesn't understand what I mean and that I need to get over her without asking for follow ups >Feel emasculated and cucked >Desperate and stressed beyond belief, travel to smaller town to see a different psychiatrist >Woman preliminarily diagnoses me with OCD >Doesn't even listen to the full story >I do in fact have OCD, severe at that, but I didn't see her for it >Incomprehensibly impressed >Gives me info, etc >Do research and realize I need to deal with this disease now, it's time, struggled with it for 5 years >Read one potent reddit post >Read one therapist's work on OCD >85% of symptoms gone >Rituals don't take 5-15 minutes, or ruin entire days, take 5-15 seconds at most with some effort to counter act >Many of the worst rituals gone >2 days in and counting It's insane how positive I am I know it's too early to celebrate and I'll likely relapse harder than ever before, but seeing that therapist was one of the greatest things I ever did and I'm considering writing to her if all goes well
Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)17:38:23 No.32041155 >Be me >Ruminate over a bitch for 1 year >Go to therapy >Guy sits there, telling me he doesn't understand what I mean and that I need to get over her without asking for follow ups >Feel emasculated and cucked >Desperate and stressed beyond belief, travel to smaller town to see a different psychiatrist >Woman preliminarily diagnoses me with OCD >Doesn't even listen to the full story >I do in fact have OCD, severe at that, but I didn't see her for it >Incomprehensibly impressed >Gives me info, etc >Do research and realize I need to deal with this disease now, it's time, struggled with it for 5 years >Read one potent reddit post >Read one therapist's work on OCD >85% of symptoms gone >Rituals don't take 5-15 minutes, or ruin entire days, take 5-15 seconds at most with some effort to counter act >Many of the worst rituals gone >2 days in and counting It's insane how positive I am I know it's too early to celebrate and I'll likely relapse harder than ever before, but seeing that therapist was one of the greatest things I ever did and I'm considering writing to her if all goes well

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous skibidi scat ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:54:29 No.78904600 99 KB PNG >Skibidi toilet I was there 3000 years ago 3:31
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous skibidi scat ▼Settings Mobile Home 09/23/24(Mon)13:54:29 No.78904600 99 KB PNG >Skibidi toilet I was there 3000 years ago 3:31

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Anon goes clock shopping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Best Seller 10. 11 12 1 b. 6 8 7 3 + QUARTZ 5 6 11 12 1 10 9 09/07/24(Sat)21:45:50 No.102276879 Overall Pick 0 10 11 12 1 8 7 LO 3 10 8 12 11 1 HIPPPH 7 EO 50 N 3 Purchased Aug 2024 9 10 .8. 7 6 00 + i 5 3 4. 3= ო .8 7 65 Sponsored Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock, Large 13-Inch Silent Non Ticking Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✶✶✶✶✶27,904 1K+ bought in past month $1995 List: $29.99 FREE delivery Thu, Sep 12 for Prime members Small Business Add to cart Sponsored AKCISOT Wall Clock 10 Inch Silent Non-Ticking Modern Clocks Battery Operated - Analog Small Classic for Office, Home, Bathroo... Options: 6 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰6,744 2K+ bought in past month $1199 List: $17.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying Items Add to cart Sponsored Wall Clock, Modern 8 Inch Battery Operated Wall Clocks, Silent Non Ticking Small Analog Clock for Living Room, Office, Home,... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰♥1,454 3K+ bought in past month $8.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Sponsored HIPPIH Clock Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking Quality Quartz - 10 Inch Round Easy to Read for Home Office & School Decor Clock ✰✰✰✰✰ 7,175 600+ bought in past month $998 List: $19.99 Save 5% on 2 select item(s) ✓prime One-Day FREE delivery Tomorrow, Sep 8 Or FREE delivery Overnight 7 AM - 11 AM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking 10 Inch Quality Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰ 27,904 7K+ bought in past month $997 List: $25.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Small Business Add to cart 144510.png 410 KB PNG Why do they all look the same, w--? What happened to art and design?
: Anonymous Best Seller 10. 11 12 1 b. 6 8 7 3 + QUARTZ 5 6 11 12 1 10 9 09/07/24(Sat)21:45:50 No.102276879 Overall Pick 0 10 11 12 1 8 7 LO 3 10 8 12 11 1 HIPPPH 7 EO 50 N 3 Purchased Aug 2024 9 10 .8. 7 6 00 + i 5 3 4. 3= ო .8 7 65 Sponsored Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock, Large 13-Inch Silent Non Ticking Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✶✶✶✶✶27,904 1K+ bought in past month $1995 List: $29.99 FREE delivery Thu, Sep 12 for Prime members Small Business Add to cart Sponsored AKCISOT Wall Clock 10 Inch Silent Non-Ticking Modern Clocks Battery Operated - Analog Small Classic for Office, Home, Bathroo... Options: 6 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰6,744 2K+ bought in past month $1199 List: $17.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying Items Add to cart Sponsored Wall Clock, Modern 8 Inch Battery Operated Wall Clocks, Silent Non Ticking Small Analog Clock for Living Room, Office, Home,... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰♥1,454 3K+ bought in past month $8.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Sponsored HIPPIH Clock Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking Quality Quartz - 10 Inch Round Easy to Read for Home Office & School Decor Clock ✰✰✰✰✰ 7,175 600+ bought in past month $998 List: $19.99 Save 5% on 2 select item(s) ✓prime One-Day FREE delivery Tomorrow, Sep 8 Or FREE delivery Overnight 7 AM - 11 AM on $25 of qualifying items Add to cart Bernhard Products Black Wall Clock Silent Non Ticking 10 Inch Quality Quartz Battery Operated Round Easy to Read... Options: 5 sizes ✰✰✰✰✰ 27,904 7K+ bought in past month $997 List: $25.99 ✔prime Same-Day FREE delivery Today 5 PM - 10 PM on $25 of qualifying items Small Business Add to cart 144510.png 410 KB PNG Why do they all look the same, w--? What happened to art and design?

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1h (09/23/24 18:52) 924891026 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG - 448KB. (750 × 747) · ciggar pepe.png 2 Replies girl blocked me for a s--- >be me >add a girl on snap who blocked me >convo goes well >we talk about late life >ask her if she wants to konw everything in chronological order >"yes" she said >"ok" >tell her about my things in life >bring up about how i rejected a girl when she approched me when i was on sigma grindset >get blocked again >cigar.jpg (me when i got blocked) why do these female medium have such a retrard mindset and judgement 8m (09/23/24 19:58) · 924893491 >>924891026 (OP) she's a beta, she was no good for you 56s (09/23/24 20:05) 924893760 >>924891026 (OP) >Snapchat Kys, zoomer
1h (09/23/24 18:52) 924891026 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG - 448KB. (750 × 747) · ciggar pepe.png 2 Replies girl blocked me for a s--- >be me >add a girl on snap who blocked me >convo goes well >we talk about late life >ask her if she wants to konw everything in chronological order >"yes" she said >"ok" >tell her about my things in life >bring up about how i rejected a girl when she approched me when i was on sigma grindset >get blocked again >cigar.jpg (me when i got blocked) why do these female medium have such a retrard mindset and judgement 8m (09/23/24 19:58) · 924893491 >>924891026 (OP) she's a beta, she was no good for you 56s (09/23/24 20:05) 924893760 >>924891026 (OP) >Snapchat Kys, zoomer

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Anonymous (ID: UVg04QDI) 131 KB PNG >Be government 09/23/24(Mon)13:06:10 No.482600990 >Force all workplaces to be wheelchair accessible >Proceed to give disabled people welfare so that they don't have to work What is the point?
Anonymous (ID: UVg04QDI) 131 KB PNG >Be government 09/23/24(Mon)13:06:10 No.482600990 >Force all workplaces to be wheelchair accessible >Proceed to give disabled people welfare so that they don't have to work What is the point?

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A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend
A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend

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: Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat) 19:47:11 No.688807149 1728791406543.jpg 33 KB JPG >Bald 6'2" mutt with blue eyes and a barcode on the back of his head who wears the same suit everywhere >Never gets noticed by anyone Are all NPCs in the Hitman games retarded?
: Anonymous 09/14/24(Sat) 19:47:11 No.688807149 1728791406543.jpg 33 KB JPG >Bald 6'2" mutt with blue eyes and a barcode on the back of his head who wears the same suit everywhere >Never gets noticed by anyone Are all NPCs in the Hitman games retarded?

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The Family Hound | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Family Hound 112 KB JPG 09/23/24(Mon)12:16:24 No.924892017 Picture the quintessential family dog. > Slightly obese. > Stares longingly out the window dreaming of a friend to walk with. > Leaves their toys all over the house. > Has occasional "accidents". > Expects others to cleanup for and feed them. Receives love for their existence from mom, dad, siblings and more. Picture the prototypical Neet. > Slightly obese. > Stares longingly out the window dreaming of a irl friend to walk with. > Leaves their toys all over their man cave. > Has occasional "accidents". > Expects others to cleanup for and feed them. Receives ire for existence from mom, dad siblings and more. Anthropological evidence for the Neet -> Furry pipeline.
Anonymous The Family Hound 112 KB JPG 09/23/24(Mon)12:16:24 No.924892017 Picture the quintessential family dog. > Slightly obese. > Stares longingly out the window dreaming of a friend to walk with. > Leaves their toys all over the house. > Has occasional "accidents". > Expects others to cleanup for and feed them. Receives love for their existence from mom, dad, siblings and more. Picture the prototypical Neet. > Slightly obese. > Stares longingly out the window dreaming of a irl friend to walk with. > Leaves their toys all over their man cave. > Has occasional "accidents". > Expects others to cleanup for and feed them. Receives ire for existence from mom, dad siblings and more. Anthropological evidence for the Neet -> Furry pipeline.

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Anon doesn't know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)11:16:13 No.23833560 >>23831019 (OP) # I can somewhat understand why Mishima committed seppuku. He foresaw that the future of Japan, and the world, would turn into a dystopia filled with gays and transgender. His strong testosterone and adherence to the bushido spirit could not withstand such a future drenched in estrogen. >>23833575 # : Anonymous >>23833560 # 09/22/24(Sun)11:23:59 No.23833575 >mishymashy commit sudoku to get away from the gays Anon.... you don't know, do you?
Anonymous 09/22/24(Sun)11:16:13 No.23833560 >>23831019 (OP) # I can somewhat understand why Mishima committed seppuku. He foresaw that the future of Japan, and the world, would turn into a dystopia filled with gays and transgender. His strong testosterone and adherence to the bushido spirit could not withstand such a future drenched in estrogen. >>23833575 # : Anonymous >>23833560 # 09/22/24(Sun)11:23:59 No.23833575 >mishymashy commit sudoku to get away from the gays Anon.... you don't know, do you?

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Anon dislikes consoomers (based) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /NwcsKVm Gunfags are consoomers 05/02/23(Tue)13:40:20 No.425590789 19 WAOW! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 1663140568032.png 3.74 MB PNG >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN FUNKO IS ONLY $399!!! >I can't afford rent this month because I spent my money on installing new shelves. This is all Blumpf's fault! >No I won't play with these toys. They're collectibles! >BING BING WAHOO!!! >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS COLT SAA IS ONLY $3000!!! >I can't afford my hospital bill because I spent my money on ammo. This is all Brandon's fault! >No, I won't defend myself from tyranny with these guns. I use them exclusively to annihilate paper targets! >BANG BANG YEEHAW!!! Literally what's the difference?
Anonymous (ID: /NwcsKVm Gunfags are consoomers 05/02/23(Tue)13:40:20 No.425590789 19 WAOW! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 1663140568032.png 3.74 MB PNG >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN FUNKO IS ONLY $399!!! >I can't afford rent this month because I spent my money on installing new shelves. This is all Blumpf's fault! >No I won't play with these toys. They're collectibles! >BING BING WAHOO!!! >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS COLT SAA IS ONLY $3000!!! >I can't afford my hospital bill because I spent my money on ammo. This is all Brandon's fault! >No, I won't defend myself from tyranny with these guns. I use them exclusively to annihilate paper targets! >BANG BANG YEEHAW!!! Literally what's the difference?

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Anon hates hippie boomers | /r/Greentext

No f------ way Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:12:35 No. 203708702 >>203709232 So you're telling me that this film flopped during its initial release and only recouped its budget after its re-release where they markteded it as an "le heckin awesome acid trip" to f------ hippies. This is literally a "dude weed, Imao" flick. Only having relevance because of degenerate boomer druggies. And now, you f--- defend it as though it's an unimpeachable masterpiece. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:47:49 No.203709232 >>203708702 (OP) >american film >american >low-IQ subhumans that can't triumph in Paradise on Earth, Europa, so they had to move to the New World >anon still doesn't get why this movie didn't triumph the first time Anon, Hollywood has been s--- since the 40s when le merchants need propaganda to made snowiggers fight for them in Europa.
No f------ way Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:12:35 No. 203708702 >>203709232 So you're telling me that this film flopped during its initial release and only recouped its budget after its re-release where they markteded it as an "le heckin awesome acid trip" to f------ hippies. This is literally a "dude weed, Imao" flick. Only having relevance because of degenerate boomer druggies. And now, you f--- defend it as though it's an unimpeachable masterpiece. Anonymous 09/20/24(Fri)13:47:49 No.203709232 >>203708702 (OP) >american film >american >low-IQ subhumans that can't triumph in Paradise on Earth, Europa, so they had to move to the New World >anon still doesn't get why this movie didn't triumph the first time Anon, Hollywood has been s--- since the 40s when le merchants need propaganda to made snowiggers fight for them in Europa.

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Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)13:16:46 No.16864900 Jaxartes R. Aral Sea KHWARAZM Paris CAROLINGIAN ATLANTIC EMPIRE OCEAN LOMBARD KINGDOM Rome Venice ANDALUSIA Seville Córdoba Corsica Naples Adriatic Sea Sardinia Carthage Sicily Reged BYZANTINE EMPIRE Crete Mediterranean Sea Cyprus Acre Tripoli Alexandria Cairo Constantinople Danube R. Black Sea KHAZAR KINGDOM (ANATOLIA) ARMENIA Don R Volga R. Caspian Sea Antioch Homs Damascus Jerusalem Tigris R Euphra AZERBAIJAN Qum Baghdad Isfahan Kufa IRAN Basra AFRICA 0 250 500 miles T 0 250 500 kilometers Spread of Islam Under Muhammad, 622-632 632-656 656-750 HEJAZ Medina • Месса Bukhara FERGHANA Samarkand Merv Kabul Quandahar Hormuz Persian Gulf Gulf of Oman OMAN ARABIAN PENINSULA YEMEN Gulf of Aden Arabian Sea 750-900 Boundaries of Abbasid Caliphate, ca. 800 download (9).jpg 137 KB JPG INDIAN OCEAN >random camel caravaners in irrelevant desert >create a new culture from scratch >take over half of the known world in a century How did they do it? : Anonymous Power of Allah 07/18/24(Thu)13:20:02 No.16864906
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)13:16:46 No.16864900 Jaxartes R. Aral Sea KHWARAZM Paris CAROLINGIAN ATLANTIC EMPIRE OCEAN LOMBARD KINGDOM Rome Venice ANDALUSIA Seville Córdoba Corsica Naples Adriatic Sea Sardinia Carthage Sicily Reged BYZANTINE EMPIRE Crete Mediterranean Sea Cyprus Acre Tripoli Alexandria Cairo Constantinople Danube R. Black Sea KHAZAR KINGDOM (ANATOLIA) ARMENIA Don R Volga R. Caspian Sea Antioch Homs Damascus Jerusalem Tigris R Euphra AZERBAIJAN Qum Baghdad Isfahan Kufa IRAN Basra AFRICA 0 250 500 miles T 0 250 500 kilometers Spread of Islam Under Muhammad, 622-632 632-656 656-750 HEJAZ Medina • Месса Bukhara FERGHANA Samarkand Merv Kabul Quandahar Hormuz Persian Gulf Gulf of Oman OMAN ARABIAN PENINSULA YEMEN Gulf of Aden Arabian Sea 750-900 Boundaries of Abbasid Caliphate, ca. 800 download (9).jpg 137 KB JPG INDIAN OCEAN >random camel caravaners in irrelevant desert >create a new culture from scratch >take over half of the known world in a century How did they do it? : Anonymous Power of Allah 07/18/24(Thu)13:20:02 No.16864906

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File: DUNE.jpg (14 KB, 250x314) So, how will Denis address this s---? Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)10:53:09 No.203786789 >>203786863 >>203787091 >>203787825 >>203787937 >>203788901 >>203789452 >>203793961 ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 10:54:13 No.203786819 >>203786942 >>203794014 He won't, he's too p---- to adapt the hard books. >> Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 11:01:06 No.203786978 ►>>203787260 File: 1721539711905931.jpg (19 KB, 279x312) >How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? >Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? >Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? >Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? >When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? >How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? >Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? >Why did Paul even marry Irulan? ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:11:33 No.203787260 >>203786978 >>How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >>203787383 >>203789690 A lifelong diet of eating boy ass gave him immunity to poisons >>What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? Allegory for gay sex >>Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? He wanted to get penetrated by the Sardaukars >>Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? They didn't have lightsabers >>Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? They read Harry Potter and wanted to stretch their legs >>When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? Last Tuesday, because they were building a sandcastle at the same time >>How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? They were blind from excessive cooming, it's why they were also bald and pale >>Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? He wanted him Walken to his death >>Why did Paul even marry Irulan? She was white ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:15:38 No.203787383 File: 1721423931793439.jpg (42 KB, 769x789) Winning smile L W b >>203787260 No further questions ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)12:43:30 No.203789690 >>203787260 kek
File: DUNE.jpg (14 KB, 250x314) So, how will Denis address this s---? Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)10:53:09 No.203786789 >>203786863 >>203787091 >>203787825 >>203787937 >>203788901 >>203789452 >>203793961 ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 10:54:13 No.203786819 >>203786942 >>203794014 He won't, he's too p---- to adapt the hard books. >> Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon) 11:01:06 No.203786978 ►>>203787260 File: 1721539711905931.jpg (19 KB, 279x312) >How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? >Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? >Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? >Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? >When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? >How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? >Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? >Why did Paul even marry Irulan? ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:11:33 No.203787260 >>203786978 >>How did The Baron survive dioxis to the face? >>203787383 >>203789690 A lifelong diet of eating boy ass gave him immunity to poisons >>What was the point of Paul's training with Gurney? Allegory for gay sex >>Why didn't Idaho Potato sneak out the back with Paul and Jessica? He wanted to get penetrated by the Sardaukars >>Why did the Harkonnen soldiers use a laser to open the door? They didn't have lightsabers >>Why does the Harkonnen harvester have a ground unit escorting it? They read Harry Potter and wanted to stretch their legs >>When and/or why did the Fremen bury themselves in the sand ahead of the harvester? Last Tuesday, because they were building a sandcastle at the same time >>How did the Harkonnen scout thopters not see Gurney and his retinue slowly approaching from miles away? They were blind from excessive cooming, it's why they were also bald and pale >>Why did Paul leave Shadman alive? He wanted him Walken to his death >>Why did Paul even marry Irulan? She was white ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)11:15:38 No.203787383 File: 1721423931793439.jpg (42 KB, 769x789) Winning smile L W b >>203787260 No further questions ☐ Anonymous 09/23/24(Mon)12:43:30 No.203789690 >>203787260 kek

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Anonymous 11/17/17(Fri)08:07:40 No.41157638 File: E6CBFF8E-A25D-47A7-ABAD-0(...).jpg (26 KB, 480x360) ค >Be me >Be 17, in my first year of A-levels >There was this one tard kid in a few of my classes, we'll call him Carl >Not downs tard, but he's ok. Very quiet lad. >Our school had really small A-level classes, so my physics class was 8 people >Carl being one of them. >Basically entire class are friends >One of my friends has his laptop out and is slacking off on YouTube >Searches Big Cook Little Cook For anyone who doesn't know the show, it's a British kids show about cooking. https://youtu.be/ayEzSWeJhok [Embed] >Everyone gathers around to start watching Big Cook Little Cook >Apart from Carl. >7 16-17 year olds watching a show for small children. >Our physics teacher was well aware of our shenanigans at this point >'Hey, you guys should actually do work for once' >Carl decides to speak a full sentence for once >'Yes, if you wanted to learn about food, you should have taken food tech.' Absolutely roasted by the retarded kid.
Anonymous 11/17/17(Fri)08:07:40 No.41157638 File: E6CBFF8E-A25D-47A7-ABAD-0(...).jpg (26 KB, 480x360) ค >Be me >Be 17, in my first year of A-levels >There was this one tard kid in a few of my classes, we'll call him Carl >Not downs tard, but he's ok. Very quiet lad. >Our school had really small A-level classes, so my physics class was 8 people >Carl being one of them. >Basically entire class are friends >One of my friends has his laptop out and is slacking off on YouTube >Searches Big Cook Little Cook For anyone who doesn't know the show, it's a British kids show about cooking. https://youtu.be/ayEzSWeJhok [Embed] >Everyone gathers around to start watching Big Cook Little Cook >Apart from Carl. >7 16-17 year olds watching a show for small children. >Our physics teacher was well aware of our shenanigans at this point >'Hey, you guys should actually do work for once' >Carl decides to speak a full sentence for once >'Yes, if you wanted to learn about food, you should have taken food tech.' Absolutely roasted by the retarded kid.

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