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$1 Support our sponsors-please click ads relevant to your interests! ↑ File :1166647899.png-(34 KB, 300x300, nuke.png) E%% 12/21/06(Thu)15:32:30 No.17609714 AUTHENTIC JAPANESE ERO MANGA IN ENGLISH! ICARUS PUBLISHING Hey /b/. You are gonna think I am lying but I am from the year 2032. I am not gonna try to prove anything, believing me is up to you. I am not a time traveler, it is really complicated please don't ask. I am just here because I miss the 2000s. You cannot believe how f----- things are in the future. I just want you to know that, doesn't matter how bad things are right now, it gets a lot worse. Enjoy the time you spend with your friends and family while you still can, before a virus kills them. Enjoy your online freedom and privacy before they take them away. Enjoy the peace, before the entire world starts to rip each other apart. Only if you knew how bad things can get. For the next 10 years you are gonna fight over stupid things. Politics are gonna get ugly, everyone is gonna start to hate each other, but trust me you are gonna remember those days as good memories. You are gonna hate the black man, orange man and the senile old man, you are gonna turn everything into a political d--- measuring contest. After everything gets too serious, you are gonna realize how dumb everyone was. You will realize that all of your problems were nothing. Everything is gonna go down so quick. Disaster after disaster. I lived long enough to see horrible things. After the WW3 started nobody was ready, we were all soft. We got caught underprepared. The entire world was boiling before that. Wars, economic crisis, natural disasters, pandemics... But not many could see things escalating this bad. One day you are minding your business, probably concerned about the gas prices or some stupid s---, the other day you are watching people die from radiation sickness. I still remember the first day of the war. Woke up in the morning, clueless about what is going on in the world. Turned my computer on and saw the internet going crazy over this Russian nuke. Everyone on the internet was talking about this, all the media was talking about this, all the TV channels were showing the footage of this 50 megaton nuclear explosion. Anywhere you go on the internet, you could see nothing but the horrifying footage of that nuke. The first nuke was nothing but a show. It did not kill anyone, but a retaliation was necessary nonetheless. It triggered the war, as anyone could guess. >> [ 12/21/06(Thu)15:35:51 No 17609729 >>17606714 I am not gonna talk too much. Believe or not I am not trying to get attention. I don't want to change anything in the past, or this alternate timeline at least. I am not certain about the consequences. This is why I won't give you much information about the future. Please don't ask me anything about the future, I already gave too much information and I am already concerned about the butterfly effect I can create with this message. I will leave shortly after finishing this. >> [\ 12/21/06(Thu)15:36:23 No 17609751 >>17606714 One last thing before I leave. After the year 2020, you better start preparing yourself. Not long after that you will see some conflict that will eventually turn into the biggest war in human history. This is the only favor I can give. I hope this message won't create a mess in the future. In your future at least because our timeline is already f-----. >> [| 12/21/06(Thu)15:37:21 No 17609765 Didn't read LOL$